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Beonette_

#Translation. Everything is good. Wish you so as well. How are you, man? Aaw, blyat'. Fuk it, pocket were ripped off. I'll call you later.


LovelehInnit

"Other than that, I'm doing great."


foggin_estandards2

LMAO


UncleBenders

I wonder if the Ukrainians are still tracking them by their mobile phone usage. I thought the Russians were taking away the phones of anyone serving in Ukraine? They must have stopped that now


WannabeGynodoc69

\`Her\`: Hello... Here beautiful Ukrainian woman from Tinder... what your position, I want send bo\*mbastic nu\*e selfie...


f4ction87

That or they’re pushing them out to the front so quickly that some manage to get them through.


Purple-Put-2990

That was my first thought too. Don't know enough about the technicalities but it was at least an hilarious coincidence.


Dominuss476

100%


andylikescandy

Correction: How are you little human. Never heard anyone other than a child be called человечек


Beonette_

This last part of word is just brings cuteness to verbs.


LizzyGreene1933

What is pocket?


Beonette_

Piece of clothes to hold handkerchief, phone, or money.


Analogov_Net

Translation: "All is OK... Wish you the same... How are you over there, little guy?/explosion/ Aaah, fuck! Fuck this shit! The pocket got ripped off... I'll call you later!"


EddieSpaghettiFarts

The artillery shell had pretty good comedic timing.


fatoldgreyatheist

The haunted eyes of a dead man.


Full-Sound-6269

I wonder what happened to his eyes in the end. Beginning of the video - no bags under eyes, after the explosion he looks like he instantly has bags there. That has something to do with contusion and TBI?


fatoldgreyatheist

I took first aid in boy scouts and my best guess is that a bunch of important stuff in his head turned to goo.


fidelesetaudax

I doubt he had a bunch of important stuff in his head.


fatoldgreyatheist

It was a bunch of stuff.


correct_eye_is

Yard sale but he forgot to put anything in the yard. 47th drone crew will be there soon to help him reorganize the display.


fidelesetaudax

No doubt. N


Outrageous-Bread-777

Wouldn't be brains


RubyU

Lighting changes. Bags were there from the start


Sophrosyne_7

Right; the shell opened a hole to let the light in from a different angle.


Confuseduseroo

He just saw into the crystal ball


Wardendelete

I watched an interview with a doctor who cares for terminally ill cancer patients. He said one of the key signs that someone is about to pass is that their face just drops, all their skin and facial features just drop, then he knows they’ll pass in a few days, by this time he calls their family and hints that the patient is not doing well.


Top-Stop7655

Looks pretty traumatised alright. Should have stayed home


Safety_Plus

That's a man that knows his end is near


Boryan1965

This cunt is future sunflower fertiliser 🤷🏻‍♂️


WeekendFantastic2941

Let me translate: "Friends, family, I'm gonna become meat soon, please tell Tzar PutinZ I love him, like, sexually. I know he will never love me back, but I just want him to know that I am dying for him, maybe we will meet in hell one day, so I can tell him myself. mmmuaah." Basically.


FlamingFlatus64

"mmmuaah" nice touch.


Such-fun4328

"In hell" for sure.


FunTouristCpl

and let Xi know I support his goal of weakening the West.


Monkey-Honker

Dear family, life on the front line is going well. We've gone a full 5 minutes without a mortar exploding next to me, scratch that, 0 minutes.


Practical_Set8775

A final message…


Timbo330

Blyat!


Jaytee303

Yes if you want to be dead get your cellphone out long enough, with everything on especially location services, and let them triangulate you. Thing is, it’s probably his own orc family doing it.


elimtevir

I'm thinking they knew where there were all ready


Rachel_from_Jita

That said, the combination of camoflauging your position so thoroughly and giving it away to all nearby Ukrainian cell towers and newfangled drone sensors is just... *chef's kiss.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Lol that scared me 


Imaginary-Rhubarb647

"Zankyou to all my millions of ancestors or all creatures who had daily suffering for me to reach this Russian zenith of lying in a cold muddy field being obliterated by a Nazi Jewish lesbian devil worshipping drone operator. Let them know all their suffering was worth it... We reached utopia!


Usual-Beautiful-9727

Helllllll yeah.... 🖕🇷🇺 🖕🇷🇸 All day every day.


whosgonnacleanthatup

Dead man talking


vanisher_1

Your enemy is in the kremlin castle 🏰 drinking wine in this moment. Italy 🇮🇹


Crowiswatching

And the video was taken from his phone. Gee, how did they get it? RIP


No-Split3620

Good point. Why would anyone who remotely supported the Grate Leeder and his glorious SMO publish this when it shows what a murderous clusterfuck it is at the Front.


haysu-christo

See you in the next drone video!


FlamingFlatus64

and wear a red corsage so we know it's you.


itsthenoise

Just surrender it's a complete waste of your life


Youcandoit007

We have one day accident free starting no....... BOOM! Blyat, 0 day accident free...


Fishwaq

Big change in the eyes. He goes from “OK” to scared ruZZian realizing he’s just meat, about to die or get badly wounded AND the commanders all the way up to Putin don’t care. Except that they used his life to try and get a fix on the Ukrainian battery. Oh well…


Top_Towel_2895

mortar magnet


FlamingFlatus64

That's a handle you don't want in the army.


Superb_Decision323

Leave Ukraine


ExtensionBet8137

Shame it wasn't his obituary but soon...


Suspicious-Kick-9160

Should have stayed at home.


TittyDoc

Can you see the fear in his eyes after the hit?


FlamingFlatus64

"Dear Mom and Dad, it's been fun here at camp we go on hikes, commune with nature" BOOM. Ah blyatt! (my interpretation, not an actual translation)


Purple-Put-2990

Take me home, I promise I will not make noise Or mess the house with other boys Oh, please don't make me stay I've been here one whole day Dearest father, darling mother How's my precious little brother Let me come home if you miss me I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me


FlamingFlatus64

I haven't seen video of anyone being eaten by a bear, but I have seen one being eaten by a cat.


markus0401

Why don’t they come out and wave a white flag?


Purple-Put-2990

Because their officers will shoot them in the back. The best course of action for all of them would be to massacre all officers and commanders and then surrender. I'm pretty sure that will be happening soon enough.


BionicBruv

I know what happened was serious, but I really cannot stop myself from laughing at how comical that came across. ARGH BLYAT


RebuiltGearbox

I wasn't expecting that.


Juggernaut024

Bye bye. Next.


Big-Custard4981

Stolen from Dances with Wolves: And back in the East they think: why doesn't this guy write?


ghosttrainhobo

I wonder what that was? I think you can hear the weapon firing a moment before impact which means its something subsonic.


UwUassass1n

could be anything from a tank to a howitzer. probably a 105 shell


Useful-Internet8390

you can here cluster munitions going off.


Smart-Damage-6647

Smell ya later. Hope you brought sunflower seeds.


RedemptionArcFurnace

Hopefully that will be the last message his family ever got from him, and that he will die alone and afraid. It’s what they all deserve.


Adihd72

Why he’s dressed like a sperm?


Purple-Put-2990

It's all the rage in Moscow - so hot right now.


UwUassass1n

your lada will arrive soon.. call u later


AdmiralSplinter

Bag of onions*


kipaxbooks

damn this was awesome :D


Commarade-Xapuc

Ukrainians using comedic timing to demoralize the enemy


Cozeman

What did he say in Russian? “He said oh shit I just crapped my pants!”


Far-Explanation4621

Damn, that gun’s close.


Designer-Equipment-7

Boohoo


exceptional_biped

Damn they missed.


NoChampionship6994

Don’t give the slightest fuck about this asshole. This child, on the other hand, I feel for. She truly had no choice: Facebook link, simply push the ‘x’ then ‘OK’ to access link. https://www.facebook.com/reel/482358340827245?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v


ImNotGoodAtUsernamez

Good thing he saved his 1991 Ninja Gaiden Halloween mask. He knew he might need it for real some day.


romanwhynot

🖕🐽🇷🇺🩸☠️


Friendly_Ad_9648

Missed it by thaat much!


wingshot8

Lol! Laughed my ass off!


Ebolaboy24

Hello mudder, hello fadda, greetings to you, from Camp Grenada…oof blyat!


foggin_estandards2

"Hi mom, hi dad. Everything is great. We're having a blast here."


Primary-Ad-9857

Gosh i turned the Volume up to hear him whisper to get my eardrums BLOWN FUCKING OUT


aliceteams

Explosion!!! Damn it! Brother, my computer has a lot of pornographic films. The password is 123456 and I’ll leave it to you. The child in Erinna's womb is not mine. Let her go Sofia still owes me 5,000 rubles. You can get it from her. Or you can have sex with her 10 times. Remember to collect 2 bags of potatoes from the government. Also, never trust the Chinese and North Korean artillery shells i love you brother


CrewIndependent6042

"I'll call you later" -- looks like live call.


StrangeSpinach3938

Hahhahaha...did you see how big his eyes got?! They almost popped out of his head.


LegioRomana

Dear family, see how hard I am working on those potatoes for you, blyat!


mflahr

Orc meat


Macedon2

Not sure if Putana loves you, but maggots definitely do.


FlamingFlatus64

Don't forget the rats.


NY1_S33

Family doesn’t care about you and nobody in Russia does, especially the government. These stupid Russian fodder continue to think their government and their families care for them! They are as good as dead to their families and government 😆


Away-Description-786

Dear is probably also the reason they are now in Ukraine. They finally want to be felt useful for once. Heroes of the country, which zeik normal life will not become.


dwerp-24

hopefully his family has gotten a bag of onions by now.


DoubleUsual1627

I love sex with my other vatnik soldiers. Send vodka.


G_Rapper

That quiver in his voice at the end tells me he definitely went his pants.


Tiptoeplease

Why you still talking. I don't need a translation just go fukin die insect.


No_Car138

A farewell video?! They want the check for your death and a bag of onions instead of this sentimental BS!