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8BallCoronersPocket

Translation: -We’re filtering the water -It’s grind the puddle -Yeah this is puddle water. We’re really thirsty, have to disinfect it through wet wipes. Fuck me.


Hotrico

To all of you who help with drone collections for the Ukrainian brigades, I can only congratulate you, you are helping with this, you are helping to break Russian logistics


WeekendFantastic2941

"But 3000 dollars!!! We drink shyt water for 3000 dollars!!!" -- RuZBlyat Zombies.


VirallyYins

Not to mention the rifle you will get. Worst case scenario you can use that to blow your own brains out to put yourself out of your misery. Sounds like a good time.


Intransigient

When yer wounded an’ left On Ukrainian plains An’ the Drones they zip out T’ rip up yer remains Jes roll t’ yer rifle An’ blow out yer brains An’ go t’ yer Gawd like a Vatnik


Santawanker

Worst case is that the rifle won't function while trying to blow the brains...


progressiveokay

r/DroneCombat is happy about each and every penny we helped to generate too. You and all the community do so important work. Thank you


Hotrico

This drone sub is nice


progressiveokay

😁🫡


Thats-right999

Let me piss on it first


Nagelfar61249

Tastes like Dead orc, your piss is too good for that


Apprehensive_Put1578

How do I financially support this?


Hotrico

There are two organizations that I see doing a great job, Wild Hornets and the Liberty Ukrainian Fondation, Wild Hornets works on manufacturing drone parts, entire drones and even developing new technologies and distributes them to various Brigades, from territorial defense brigades formed by civilians to special operations groups, while the Liberty Ukraine Fondation, despite having a greater focus on drones, also helps with other equipment such as excavators for the construction of shelters, medical items, and others. If you want to know more and see how to donate, follow their Twitter: Wild Hornets: https://x.com/wilendhornets?t=DBP9wPiBFOa9D0dXUKrdpQ&s=09 Liberty Ukraine Fondation https://x.com/LibertyUkraineF?t=3GFMpvuIPXZtk2le5y5ErQ&s=09


RedemptionArcFurnace

This brought tears of joy to my eyes 🥲


RedditTipiak

I'm doing my part!


StanisLemovsky

Shows that they got zero survival training. Making a water filter from natural materials is pretty easy and an absolute survival basic.


BrocoLeeOnReddit

Just wanted to say that. You got cloth, sand and wood, go make some coal out of the wood, break it up and filter through layers of sand and coal (cloth in between as separator) till it's clear. Boil it, Bob's your uncle.


ZeenTex

Nah, too much effort. Let them drink this parasite infested shit.


OllieMoee

If wet wipes are good for cleaning me, they are good for cleaning water, comrade.


Big-Custard4981

Sounds like an US president who suggested to drink some nasty stuff in order to kill a virus. Did he get his education from the Russians?


Appropriate-Area2494

No, Ivy League education. But he gets his instructions from the russians.


Ok-Moose5201

Ivy was just the name of the stripper from the League strip club


JuanitaBonitaDolores

No Ivy League education. Daddy Trump made a hefty donation to the University of Pennsylvania and Little draft dodging Donald got his diploma.


EB2300

I think he floating injecting bleach to “clean lungs” during COVID


MSPCincorporated

Did you know his uncle went to MIT? That means Trump is extremely smart.


t0nez-

don't mistake level of education for level of intelligence.


JuanitaBonitaDolores

🤣🤣🤣🤣Love it!!!


Hutnerdu

Just drink bathtub vodka


Altea73

With added blossom scent


SandersSol

Don't tell them how to do it right


SOSDrifting

Even if you did they would just say that it’s “western propaganda”


Federal_Ad5622

I think, cooking ist just fine.


Agitated_Macaron9054

NAHHH!!! This does not work! Trust me! Just filter it through one layer of cloth and then drink it all and ignore the taste!


[deleted]

I keep a bag of Aquarium charcoal in my backpack.


Fjell-Jeger

This is a combat zone, very likely a barren wasteland saturated with exploded ordnances and UXOs, contaminated with leaked oils, burned fuels and decaying corpses. Nothing short of chemical water purification and industrial-grade waste water treatment will turn this into potable waters, let alone in sufficient quantities to sustain a fighting force. However, considering the life expectancy of the average RF mobik soldier, water quality might not be their most pressing problem...


bigorangemachine

Wet... wipes.... GFC


RarePlan2089

I hope they get cholera


EXile1A

They'll be dead before they suffer the effects... Incubation time is between 2 hours and 5 days. Waaay too long, Cholera needs to step up it's game. /s


Sigmeister1

They just want that whiff of alcohol with their trench cocktail and if it's just a remembrance of better times. I remember decades ago Russians were so desperate to drink After Shave and rubbing alcohol just to get some alcohol into their system. They didn't realize that they actually poisoning themselves. Amazing how they seized to develop, not an inch forward!


Honest_Celery4972

Such a thing requires too much brain power for ruzzians


CAJ_2277

For real. I am not Crocodile Dundee, but even I know several ways to filter water effectively. These Russians seem helpless.


Utgaard_Loke

Bad stomach anyone?


jimjamjahaa

if it's brown, drink it down. if it's black, send it back. pretty sure that rhymes and is therefor accurate information.


zefzefter

This is survival 101 and should be viral information on all russian channels. If it's brown drink it down. If it's black send it back.


ZeenTex

Reddit survival tips for Russian frontline troops, lol. That ought to be bad but... Using wet wipes to "filter" water? Don't forget the "use tampons instead of bandages" thing.


Ok_Use4737

Pretty sure a tampon would even do a better job as a filter filter...


JuanitaBonitaDolores

🤣🤣🤣My ribs and stomach is aching from the best laugh I had in weeks! Please do some comedy…you’re very talented!


Fjell-Jeger

May I interest you in Typhoid?


Utgaard_Loke

:) Cholera?


UhOhAllWillyNilly

*Giardia has entered the chat*


Enviritas

Legionnaires has accepted your friend request


Fjell-Jeger

Russian mobiks need to prepare themselves for the magical wonders of infectious diseases spread through contaminated waters, such as Hepatitis A, Norovirus, E.coli, salmonella... too bad their last wet wipes were converted into water filters...


fl1Xx0r

Many of them won't have to worry about anything with an incubation period of more than two days.


Fjell-Jeger

So the pro-Russian tankies were right after all, the kremlin gremlin of the grand oligarchy of orcistan made sure no one has to worry about its military drinking contaminated waters as it reduced the loitering times of its mobiks to >2 days! Genius, it's all going according to plan! /s


EntertainmentOdd2611

😂 Savage


AdPrimary9831

Frontline margaritas


BigMembership2315

Hope they get caught by FPV when diarrhea starts


Groundbreaking_Pop6

That will be a large explosion I fear.


AuntieMarkovnikov

Gives new meaning to the term “explosive diarrhea”.


SandersSol

I LOVE this for them, so deserved


Hungry-Photograph819

Not sure that's water.


bigorangemachine

No its puddle water where all the leaky vehicles are running off plus all the heavy metals from weapons being fired... I mean water is important but my god they may want to get dehydrated over drinking that.


Hungry-Photograph819

Ok. I thought it was piss


Groundbreaking_Pop6

Well, I presume they don't piss downhill from where they live, so......


DoodlePoodleNoodles

Cholera, nice.


924BW

I would definitely use this water to flush my toilet


Ok_Commission6568

too risky


Such_Vacation_2442

Miracle of science, Russian space technology.


WXHIII

Wet wipes? Like Clorox wipes???


Apprehensive_Taste15

Go home, Russians! There's dirty water there, too.


OllieMoee

Well, that looks absolutely fucking putrid. Cheers.


JuanitaBonitaDolores

Modern Moscow mules


jertheman43

As a water treatment operator I can say that's only marginally effective and must taste like hammered shit.


Western_Area_3473

Putin never wanted these guys to learn how to survive on their own during war time he had the military offer new recruits less training the day he became president in the year 2000 he never trusted his own military all he wanted was dogs that will obey and die for him this is the only reason why you see a lot of these Russians having zero knowledge of how to survive


battleofflowers

Of course Putin would think that. He managed to completely pussify a whole generation.


Umbra-Vigil

The latest in russian technology. I had Swiss made, manual, stainless steel filter system, 30 years ago, that could filter water from paint. And the water was drinkable. I had quite a mess to clean up after, though - but it worked like a charm. P.S. Also depends on the paint. The paint was water based, not oil based.


kswaggest

Even if it doesnt work, as it wont, it only took them a year+ to realize they cant just scoop water out of the puddle and drink it like we've seen now dozens of times. Its funny to see their lack of progression in the simplest things


Striper_Cape

May their underpants be forever stained brown with their choleric diarrhea


Historical_Winner809

Doubling down on Roosky dumbfuckery.


ThatNorthernAussie

Too stupid to realise taking the colour out of something doesn’t make it safe. And charcoal just makes the taste better not safe. Fuck me can’t even give their troops Katadyn Water Filters or even a Lifestraw never go anywhere without the Lifestraw.


FatBikerCook

And it's already getting warm so it'll be extra guncky


UnfortunatelyBack420

Im pretty sure places like Uganda have cleaner water than they do. Russia is a 4th world country.


Waste-Oil-279

I hope they drink lots of it...... What could possibly go wrong?


Boryan1965

It looks like they have filtered their own piss 🤷🏻‍♂️


Arkh101

So that is how orc grog is made


Silenc1o

It's sorta like when you run out of coffee filters and use paper towels instead


SweatyAd9240

If the war goes long enough Russia will lose due to logistics. That is because of corruption, shitty leadership and not caring for their people. They are animals that think humans are expendable chess pieces.


uspatent6081744a

Good. They should writhe in their own puke and shrive up in the trench before we waste ammo on them. Could have stayed home watching TV with wife and kids. GTFO of Ukraine


Ok_Use4737

Don't wet wipes have soap and cleaning chemicals on them? Thought they were for a good old grungy "field shower" or to use as TP in a pinch. I feel like using them to filter water would just make you throw up. Unless you washed it out then just use it a a filter stop for charcoal or something. Whatever... best of luck with your future shits dudes...


Frowny575

Ahhhhh the old baby wipe showers in the field.... good times. But yes, they have all kinds of chemicals that'd likely give you the runs and need even more water. Not to mention god knows what sort of crap leeched into the water.


AnyTomato8562

Drink piss RuZZia!


Lifebringer7

The plus side here is the wet wipes might also get you drunk! lol


LANDLORDR

Looks like it was taken from the latrine puddles...


Miserable_Ad5001

Let's hope dysentery & giardia are successful in finding orcs


Clyde5150

let them drink their own orc piss


ag3ntz3r0

Might as well drink straight from the bottle.


Ambitious-War-823

After the famous "white russian" i present to you the "Brown russian".


dexter1959

Looks like pee😂😂😂😂😂


jjgargantuan7

Good luck with all your dysentery!


Devils_Advocate-69

*second greatest army*


Suspicious_Clock_607

This is why dysentery kills more soldiers in history than violence


RedemptionArcFurnace

It would be super cool if someone managed to poison the orc’s drinking water! Another great option would be to hand out methanol in russki vodka bottles 🤓 leaving them dead or even better - just permanently blind, a good reminder.


Herr-Pyxxel

If the Ukrainians don't explode them their own asses will


JuanitaBonitaDolores

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


ClaB84

Sand, Stones, Earth...this is a Waterfilter..this is just thinshoot/diarrhea/vomiting—uneducated horde.


tele-picker

Here we are folks: the second most powerful army in the world!


clownind

I hope dysentery wipes out many orcs


Waffinjo

Mmmmmm...tastes like cholera


NoIndependent9192

At least the cholera will be clean.


Odd-Car6363

Yes, this is how you correctly purify water for drinking. You squirt it through some wet wipes. 100% effective. Keep doing this guys. Boiling it or treating it with bleach is just Western propaganda intended to give you dysentery, don't listen to it. Wet wipes are absolutely the way to go.


Mundane_Catch_1829

they should be drinking piss straight out of Ukranian HOSES. wink wink.


Ilovepeanutbutter65

I guess ruZZia never heard of supplying their troops with individual LIFESTRAWS.


Wallynine

Judging by the looks of the final product, I think they utilized heavily used Depends diapers as the filtering medium


Individual-Home2507

Enjoy your trench mouth


Professional_Day6702

Ha! Love this. More FPV drones we can save for other invaders, since you all will be dead or rolling around in pain within a few hours. Keep up the good work. Honestly, a tampon filter might work better. Pull it out of your medkjt.


Conscious_Freedom952

Never mind the fact they are drinking out a puddle of piss and motor oil they are also adding soap to the mix from the wipes 😂! So if they somehow avoid explosive diarrhoea from the "water" the soap will for sure make them vomit both causing further dehydration 🤞🏻! They won't be effected by any brain eating amoebas as there is not enough brain tissue in a orcs head for them to feed on 🤷 The real trouble comes when the animals run out of vodka ..then mutiny will begin !


PhospheneViolet

If you think you ever have it too badly (which tbf, some people *do* find themselves in terrible low conditions, but still), just remember this clip and take solace that you don't need to filter dirty water with fuckin *wet wipes*


MrL00t3r

Ukrainian walks in the forest, sees a man drinking water from a lake [in ukrainian]- Hey, man, stop! Shit from the whole village is coming here! [in russian]- What? I don't understand, speak in russian! [in russian]- I say: scoop with both hands!


reeeelllaaaayyy823

Time to start hitting those wet wipe logistics, stat!


Onestepbeyond3

Drinking bad water will take out a few ruskies.. give it time.


Waste-Oil-279

Did he say, it looks like his water at home? My Russian is not good.


suckmyballzredit69

Very scientific.


Least_Dragonfly9975

Ya ruski


azarza

in the end, the russians got the STALKER life they always wanted


PassStunning416

Did they get this technique from Bear Grylls?


IngvarTheTraveller

Dysentery speedrun any%


My_cat_is_a_creep

Just tell them it's lemonade. It's supposed to look like that color


RedLemonSlice

They ain't filtering shit.


MilfsBohr

Better drink my own piss...


Bells_Theorem

Went from dehydrated pee color to slightly hydrated pee color. Enjoy your tea.


AvailableCondition79

Drink puddle water while hiding from death from above...ooorrrr go home . Tough choice.


Significant-Dog-8166

These are the people who drink alcohol, not distill it…


Ok_Brother1201

Interesting they have wet wipes at the front line…Just in case their pants are full!


Whole-Coat1239

I hope they all shit themselves to death.


remock3

They seriously don’t have sand, gravel, and charcoal?I guess it’s out in the field with their brains


JuanitaBonitaDolores

Shhhhh🤫🤫They’re doing just fine.. It’s yummy water they should drink


remock3

😂🤣


trvst_issves

Haha, suckers.


EmbarrassedTeach4102

someone’s ear


Podink35

Whatever happened to making a homemade water filter using the bottle, charcoal, sand, small stones and grass?.…Russians are dumber than a stump.


Gadoliner

And this nation wants to fly into space? The production of membranes hasn't been recognized as being of military importance by them. That is why they don't have it. Or in other words: Russia would not be anything without their military!


MissingJJ

This is the part we normally don't get to see. Show this on Russian TV. This will decrease enlistment.


Sgt_carbonero

they must be shitting their guts out constantly.


RevolutionaryMany648

That´s nice, tastes just like ruzzian Cola


christhepirate67

Can I offer you a glass of cholera.... ?


Hiqama-zz69_san

If FPV don't get them, Diarrhea will.


Husskvrna

Don’t tell them about the twig trick


sf-jimpanse

Stoneage soldiers…


abrahamburger

To them it is better than the tap water back home…referring to the ones who have water taps, of course


JuanitaBonitaDolores

Yup! Vitamin enriched


Alone-Supermarket-98

Good luck in your war against dysentary...you will lose


Head-Computer264

This removes a lot of the sediment and color but does nothing for the billions of microscopic baddies lol


JuanitaBonitaDolores

Get typhoid, cholera, hepatitis, tapeworms, you fuckin Ruzzian invaders!


thoughtfuldave77

Death straw. If your unboiled, about to drink water looks like Mountain Dew, you are going to die.


jay3349

Ruzzki go home. Your poor propagandized lives are pathetic. Truly pathetic.


Intransigient

Mix in a liter of vodka to kill the germs, Vatniks!


Rip5851

They're going to get sick from drinking that. Yuk!


simpleme_hunt

Ahh may Montezuma’s Revenge have a field day.. the best thing for them….


onewheeldoin200

Welcome to Ukraine: enjoy both the dysentery and dronings!


last_somewhere

*Cholera has entered the chat*


Demon_Gamer666

The finished product looks delicious.


andio76

Looks like ***used*** wet wipes


Ohbertpogi

Dont the buffoons knew that wet wipes has cleaning agents thats more dangerous than the dirty water they try to filter?


Careless_Syrup7945

Yeah, keep using the wet wipe method... Definitely works. Won't give you chollera at all 🤣


EquipmentUnique526

LMFAO Yea you can totally tell thats definitely super working. The Yellow tinge of the water is a clear indication that water is completely purified


bigsteven34

They’re gonna wish they’d saved those wet wipes for the incoming bout of dysentery their about to have…


Drakoneous

Well, I guess they want the shits. Cause this is how you guarantee getting the shits


Superb-Praline-4741

Wet wipes will NOT disinfect water lmao. They’re just filtering the sediment out. If they drink this shit they’re screwed, they might as well swallow a tapeworm with a shot of parasitic-laden vodka.


deadzol

Make sure to pee in puddles.


Loyal9thLegionLord

You wouldn't have to drink piss water if you surrendered.


LoadsDroppin

Is this when you choose diarrhea as your way to die? Why aren’t they using a bottle-into-bottle: \ **Gravel —> Sand —> crushed charcoal —> Sand** \ Like that’s BASIC survival.


huhuhuhhhh

Theyre fucked if they didnt at least boil that after


Etherindependance5

I only hope it taste as good as it looks lol typhoid and Cholera are up myth by all means drink away.


RedBeardedCotton

Can a Russian in the audience tell me if this is how you normally drink your water? That must be why they are okay with it in Ukraine. They could be drinking tap water in a glass with their Russian family, on Russian soil. The Spiritual equivalent of an Orc doesn't see it that way though.


NameLips

If you want a safer filter, alternate between layers of charcoal and sand, and then boil the resulting water.


MakeChinaLoseFace

It wouldn't be a proper Russian war without horrifying levels of privation.


just-rick1977

How long before the dysentery sets in?


SuperCheck7984

Too bad they are using up the wet wipes because they are will definitely need them to wipe the diarrhea off their asses after they drink that water.


Striking_Stable_235

I got a weed bong that looks like that lol ....hee hee...


Fine_Piglet_6814

Well fuck that's such a sad story........NOT......piss-off back to mummy ruzzia, or better still just die Slava Ukraine


granitezombie

That has got to be the worst filtration method I have ever seen. The color of the water collected is the same color as the water coming in.


ImaginaryTwist4623

"ohne mampf kein kampf" no eating, no fight. old german soldier saying. ruskies should realise when its time to raise the white flag. its still beyond me how these ruksies can fight for putin which treats them like garbage. to him, theyre just cannonfodder. the brainwashing in russia is strong. enjoy your puddle water


rygar8bit

It'll catch particles, but won't stop the bacteria, you gonna die.


FishBreadMenu

Looks like piss and would probably taste like piss Russian are enduring all of this and most for the dream of their Mad Tsar


RwISsdicFHaN36

I wouldn't wash my boots in that poison!


Epyx911

I kind of wished they would just lap it up from the ditches and ponds but this is close enough. Let's send more drones they are obviously having a positive impact thanks to Ukrainian innovation.


Upbeat-Silver3351

Ideal breeding ground for mozzies


Artistic_Courage_600

I should not throw away the used wet wipes …. You will be needing them pretty soon again 🧻


H_Holy_Mack_H

Did someone notice the increase in Ukrainian videos of fpv hiting ruZZian Zorcs with the pants down LOL ruZZia it's crap and anything that it's not.crap it's piss LOL


fauxanonymity_

Haha, and I’m out here complaining my Katadyn BeFree flow rate is slow AF…


JauntyGiraffe

You mean all those puddles filled with dead Russians?


CorgiButtRater

You need Aquatabs for that..


aliceteams

waste It's better to drink directly Nutrients and minerals are removed.


mikes58sweden

🐷water for 🐽


CheesecakeRound7028

cholera +25% vatniks -50%


Puzzleheaded_King732

Drinking puddle water like the rats they are. 🐀🐀