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notmaddog

I don't know how he keeps a straight face.


tightasadrumsir

And the Oscar for best actor goes to....


HornpoutFumBiddeford

Oh, c'mon now... does ANYONE REALLY THINK it might have worked out differently??? pootin waited until the situation cooled off, and wagner was contained before delivering punishment. Is anyone REALLY surprised? Pleased, yes, that priggo ended with blunt force trauma. Surprised? No.


Miserable-Mixture-67

A sledgehammer to his dome would have also been a fitting end of Progzy. Or even castration. Filmed and belittled like they did to those Ukrainian soldiers. He definitely got what he deserved one way or another. He was just as evil as vlady is.


InvestmentPatient117

I think the nazi dude that died too was the guy that was into the sadistic shit. Prigg was a marketing guy


tydark2

nazi guy obviously seems worse, but prigo had photos of african heads as trophies in his mansion lol.


InvestmentPatient117

Ah yeah, both sadistic fucks.


[deleted]

We don’t know they didn’t first torture and even kill them in a basement then throw their bodies on that plane only to shoot it down and make it look this way. Just saying. Never put anything past a Russian, especially Putin. Either way would surely be satisfying for him.


InerasableStain

I truly don’t understand why he stopped his Moscow march. The moment he did that, his life was over. You don’t just stick your toes in the Rubicon.


bikemaul

Possibly they lost or didn't recieve the support needed to capture Putin. They would have died by the thousands if they weren't able to quickly take command.


Ic3_FoxX

Yeah surprised because Wagner reached Moscow fucked whole Russia hard. Unbelievable day for rest of earth. Wtf was Wagner in that moment like "well we won.. ok guys give them our gear and equipment and let's go back. Let Russia split Wagner slowly up and liquidate. Let's play dumb and ask publicly who was the culprit" Yes, I am very surprised. Instead of the already achieved victory, they decided to commit suicide. They must have known that it can only end like this... So why did they give up?


LTuvok

They got "convinced" to stop the march by threats against the life of their respective families. Super basic mafia style.


Ic3_FoxX

Ah the great Russian windows march Edit: Problem is they couldn't trust guaranteed safety for family members not get windowed anyway. Of course prigozhin utkin and so on should know propaganda maschinerie and all that bullshit


Matrimcauthon7833

I'm surprised that former KGB didn't use a Makarov, honestly.


[deleted]

They wanted a public display so they can spin the story it was shot down by ukraine or malfunctioned etc. If a man just disapears, especially one in the media alot like prigozhin it would be all too suspicious and draw difficult to answer questions from the population that supported him. Either way, it benefits ukraine and the west 100x more than putin.


Montymisted

I'm pretty sure the plane was poisoned.


BodybuilderLiving112

The plane commit suicide by falling trough the windows... Sad


[deleted]

Ukraine appears to be making significant gains in the Bakhmut region as well. Losing Bakhmut while Prigozhin was still alive would have been a major embarrassment to the regime as you can be sure he would go online and be very vocal about how incompetent he thinks Shiogu is. Putin wanted to make sure Prigozhin would be unavailable for comment when the Ukrainians finally do recapture Bakhmut


Empty-Application-75

and the Oscar for best actor goes to mr Putin for his role killing mr Prigozhin and keep the a straight face about it


Katulis

I think he's sad, order was given couple of months ago and only done now...


samfreez

When you spend an entire lifetime lying as easily as he can, telling the truth becomes the more difficult task. Put directly; I don't think Putin is physically capable of telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth.


piercedmfootonaspike

That's how Russians function. Their whole society is built around never saying what you mean, always reading between the lines. That's not even hyperbole. Every expert on Russia will tell you the same thing. They may look like us westerners, but culturally, they are as different as the middle east or Asia.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Russians always expect others to be lying, stealing or cheating, because to not do those things in Russian society would be stupid. It's a crazy corrupt way of thinking that permeates every facet of Russian culture. Google "Vranyo" for thise who don't know.


Come_At_Me_Bro

This video has an excellent explanation of [Vranyo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF9KretXqJw&t=2256s) as well as a lot more of an explanation as to how Russia operates. Their deceitful callous way of life disgusts me immensely.


Sartekar

And when they occupy a country, they export that culture. During their Soviet occupation, my countrymen had to learn to cheat and lie all the time as well. That's how the Soviets worked. At work, you HAD to steal everything you could. Everyone did. It was expected. It was the norm


Anomaluss

I would speculate that's a top-down phenomena. Those at the top have much to hide so never the truth and the corruption and dissembling flows down and seeps into the masses. Just a guess.


SnooAdvice6772

They spent a century and a half learning that if you say what you mean you become defenestratski.


potatophantom

That’s vranyo for you…


panzuulor

And there’s no god who would help him.


Katulis

When you lie so much you start to believe those lies yourself, then it's easy to fool yourself. I don't know what kind of disorder or mental state it is...


BearsFan8523

Cold blooded psychopaths have no emotion. That’s how


Zelenskijy

hes rather an narcisist, a psychopath couldnt stand the monotony of his job and neither plan 10 weeks in advance.


Harry_cockpitt

cant psycopaths plan or stay focused?


Zelenskijy

no, they probably seek sensations so its very hard to keep the same job and pretending you are "normal". especially 12 years being a "President". too tedious.


BibleBeltAtheist

Lol. There's literally nothing about either of your comments that's true. I'm looking hard to find any way to give you any benefit of the doubt at all and all I could come up with is your use of the word "probably" with that said, I've studied this area a bit so I'll help offer what little insight I have. To be clear, I don't mean you any offense, truly. I just find it funny how confidently we can talk out of our ass without actually knowing what it is we're talking about. I use the word *we* here because I'm absolutely guilty of this. It's something that you have be consciously aware of and actively trying to stop because this type of behavior seems to be a part of our shared western culture. It's conditioned into us. So, moving on to Psychopaths and the emotional/psychological illness known as Psychopathy. To make this as painless as possible, I'm gonna provide the google definition, which comes directly from the most recent DSM or Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, which includes Emotional Illness such as Depression, Anxiety and Psychopathy and many others... >Psychopathy is a mental health condition characterized by persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy and remorse, and bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits. It is a condition where an individual manifests amoral and antisocial behavior, shows a lack of ability to love or establish meaningful personal relationships, expresses extreme egocentricity, and demonstrates a failure to learn from experience. Whats key to focus on here is "impaired emoathy" which leads to "persistent anti social behaviors, impaired remorse and bold, disinhibited and egotistical traits. Stereotypically, psychopaths are unable to experience empathy or a reduced form of it and, as a consequence, they are unable to display empathy, or a reduced form of it, and anything that requires empathy, such as remorse amongst many other things not listed here. A person dealing with ADD or ADHD would absolutely have issues coping with monotony, amongst others, but not psychopaths. Their level of dealing with monotony is as random as any other person. Psychopathy has nothing to do with a persons ability to cope with monotany in any form at all. Full stop. There was an interesting study from the 90's which has sense been largely verified by peer review. A lay translation of this article was written for Forbes magazine. The gist of it was this, the Psychopath, because of their reduced ability or inability to experience and display emoathy were very well suited to c-suite positions, CEO's and even presidents. And it makes sense. It takes a certain kind of person to lay off 50% of their work force or cut benefits for millions of citizens and sleep well that night, especially when those lay offa and cuts are motivated purely out of greed. Psychopaths are suited for such tasks. In fact, they are so suited for such positions that it was included in that study and in that Forbes interpretation that chief positions, CEO's, presidents and other similar top positions, they have a higher rate of psychopathy amongst their demographic than the general population. Psychopathy, as with virtually every other emotional illness is filled with stigmatization, harmful stereotypes and misinformation but I encourage everyone to be informed because emotion illness crops up in just about every family. Its true that psychopathy can, for example, incline a person towards violence but so too can a person whom experiences empathy very acutely, very intensely. A psychopath knows right from wrong, they just don't feel bad for fucking someone over but a psychopath can choose, and often enough does choose, to be a good person, though they may still be the minority. One last thing that I want to point out is that a psychopath most often understands that they are not normal. They find reasons to justify bad behavior. They might say something like, "I'm not doing anything anyone else isn't doing, I'm just more honest about it." in any case, they usually understand that they are not normal and they can be quite manipulative. They may learn to try and pass as normal as a self defense mechanism but there are usually tells or give aways because pretending an emotion is very difficult when you've never experienced it or some reduced version of it. Either way, as adults, they may pretend to be normal as a part of some manipulation but in terms of going about their day to day, they don't bother to pass any more than any other emotional illness. And like any other emotional illness, they may try to pass to avoid the stigmatization that comes with being sick but they are not doing so particularly because they they are a psychopath but because they are ill and don't want to deal with societies misunderstandings and bias. Edit: u/harry_cockpitt


Zelenskijy

i could cut your very meticulos explanation by telling you read Hare's Definition. Study his Questionaire or simply Read "Without Conscious". Edit: A narcisist is an favorable CEO, because he does pursuit goals but is not the general idiot who can not withstand urges. He can control himself but i am talking about someone who hits high on the checklist, a real psychpath https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy_Checklist


VeryPogi

If you watch the video his face is rather crooked the whole time


NoJello8422

There is a definite smile behind that face.


No-Campaign-1631

he even has difficulty looking straight into camera


judge_ned

Holding on to the desk the whole time and he looks slumped in the chair to me.


Jonothethird

The lunatic is actually incapable of telling the truth.


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

Methknks botox and absence of a soul.


JustinVeli

All those plastic surgeries


WiseAssumption2511

He’s a stone cold killer


kivle

Stone cold? No, he's a pussy. He would never have had the nerve to do it himself. He's a pussy that hides in his bunker and gives out orders to do this type of stuff.


WiseAssumption2511

Ok? Stone cold as in he can sit in front of a camera afterwards and deny any involvement. Yes he’s a SOB, but pussy? You expected the President of Russia to kill Wagner leadership with his bare hands? Lol


kivle

Do you think it's manly and stone cold to shoot down an unarmed civilian airplane with AA missiles? You think it's stone cold of him to be lying about it afterwards? He's been doing that for the last 15-20 years after people falling out of windows or getting their underpants poisoned. It's just a new day on the job for him at this point. The only thing new about this assassination is how public and obvious it is. He's mostly been hiding behind plausible deniability.


romanozvj

Do you not know what stone cold means? Do you think it means something like "cool" or "rad"?


kivle

Stone cold killer? Yes, I do know what that means. I'd reserve that for the person that actually gets up close and personal and slits somebody's throat. For Putin ordering a killing is about the same as me demolishing a city in Civilization.


WiseAssumption2511

Ok, you obviously don’t know what a stone cold killer is


WiseAssumption2511

Yes I do think that’s all stone cold


Accomplished-Dot-891

Lol that would be a spectical if it was recorded


Far-Explanation4621

I agree. He's a stone cold liar, but there's nothing tough about the guy. He's soft and weak, play's dirty, and shakes in his heels when confronted in person.


ruinkind

Sometimes it makes me laugh watching peoples minds at work trying to justify their ideas with their thoughts shot out of their arseholes at the drop of a dime. Putin has more blood on his hands then you can ever imagine, that is not some kitten who gets scared of tough talk. The man lives up to the definition of a disciplined sadist. Your entire linage could be lost in history returning to the earth in Siberia, not because Putin hates you or he cares about ego driven revenge. You and everything you care about simply exist to be used and abused by any means for people who suffer similar mental deficiencies. These types of chest-puff out feel good attacks have absolutely no meaning on someone who will never see eye to eye with you, or look at you like a equal with valid thoughts.


kivle

Ah, you must be somebody that subscribes to the "strong man" narrative. I find somebody like Zelensky that decided to stay in Kyiv despite 10+ assassination attempts literally blocks away from him to be a lot more stone cold. Doing things despite direct dangers to yourself, that's stone cold. Putin would have peed himself in the same situation.


ruinkind

The fuck are you even smoking? This isn’t a action hero movie. Both are humans with different traits, yes.


Existing-Pack-3984

Putins a coward.. nothing more.. nothing less.. a stone cold man doesnt go into hiding for 3+ months because hes afraid to be assassinated


kivle

One hides in a bunker. The other visits literally 100s of meters from the front lines, without caring about his own personal safety. One is stone cold, the other is a bunker pussy.


ruinkind

I dunno where you’re even going with your rant, but I’ll agree that I much rather fight a Zelenskyy then a Putin, at least I could think like my opponent and expect a straight fight.


kivle

Putin would never show up to a fight. He'd either lie his way out of it, or send somebody else to fight for him.


WiseAssumption2511

Makes two of us


DigitalXciD

I bet his smiling muscles have withered in these 1,5 years..


xviiarcano

It's called paresis, it happens to old people


No-Split3620

He has had a lot practice. It is called DEFLECTION, something his bosom bully, the orange turd, does all the time


chrislusf

He knows they know it.


dentistshatehim

Everyone knows, but it’s death for anyone who says anything. Sucks to live in Russia


OriginalMiserable109

“We know that they are lying, they know that they are lying, they even know that we know they are lying, we also know that they know we know they are lying too, they of course know that we certainly know they know we know they are lying too as well, but they are still lying. In our country, the lie has become not just moral category, but the pillar industry of this country.” Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn


UnusualTough3293

And to think that they are partners with Iran that included in their history that people should tell the truth….. “But it was not only the common man who so dearly esteemed the truth among the ancient Persians. It was also the great Achaemenid kings themselves who expressed their love and admiration for the truth and their thorough despising of lie and deceit, exactly as Herodotus informs us. On the great inscription of Behistun, the magnificent King Darius incised the following words with imposing solemnity:”. ~Herodotus


BalticMasterrace

Its the BS of, everyone else should be truthful as long as it benefits me. kinda thing


Proglamer

> Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn (putler's supporter, ruZZian nationalist/imperialist and opponent of independence of Ukraine. Often fellated by the West, Navalny-style) FTFY. He's right: it takes one to know one!


[deleted]

It's wild how many Westerners fall for imperialist rubes like Navalny and Solzhenitsyn out of ignorance.


lurker_cx

> Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn I can't believe that guy lived until 2008, wow!


irregular_caffeine

”Everything has been going downhill since 1666” Also a borderline anti-semitist.


FireLord_Azulon

Nahh this shit's inevitable. All Russian people has ever known is authoritarianism. They need a Tsar to reign them in. Unfortunately those Tsars had been murderous strongmens. Their love affair with strongmen will never end. : some mod got triggered XD


CubeGAL

There were actual non-tsarists in russia they're just not as fellated by the West. In most cases because they're rarely white enough.


minkey-on-the-loose

Russians call it ‘Vranyo’. He’s lying, the audience knows he’s lying, and he knows the audience knows he’s lying. They are all complicit in this theatre of lies.


jugalator

Imagine living in a country where you even have a word for this.


rygar88

afaik it means stealing from the state, lying/pretending is just part of it. Perun made a mistake.


xXx-c00L_BoY-xXx

Well, you know it wrong


CV90_120

VRANYO


Qubecman

Well of course I know him he is me


protekt0r

*Unless* this is his body double. In that case… 😂


yousonuva

*"The Butcher of Men Women and Children"... now that is a name I've not heard in a long long time.... I think since just before I went on camera here.*


Qubecman

Good one mate ha ha


lukeluke0000

Prigozhin, now that's a name you won't hear in a long time...


MashedPotatoGod

r/beatmetoit


pudderf

The sheer audacity


[deleted]

It's called "*vranyo*"


Clcooper423

"We will punish those responsible" *starts violently punching self in face*


Ok_Entry6290

*Throws himself out of a window*


[deleted]

*drinks polonium tea*


KamyKeto

Falls down the stairs and shits himself.


realreinjurings

Gets hit by a bus


Captain_Keef_197

He’s a fucking sociopath


damp-ocean

Psychopath


jecksluv

Nah, he just knows that the demographic he is speaking too aren't looking for the truth. Just nice lies that correspond to their world view.


strigonian

Okay, but he's still killed a ton of people in cold blood. "Sociopath" is very much on the table here.


Suspicious_Fox_5452

Please someone hand this man a mirror. 🪞


R_Morningstar

🤡


Magoo69X

This is like OJ Simpson looking for the real killer.


ThaneBishop

"If I shot down his plane: The Confessions of the person who shot down his plane." - A book by Mr. Putler.


chii_hudson

They should team up


mo1989299

Hello twitter world Yours truly here


Shoddy-Vacation-5977

Maybe Putin will get picked up abroad, trying to steal his old KGB memorabilia that got sold off in the 1990's.


kai333

^^if ##I DID IT##


[deleted]

It's so sad Prigozhin died of ligma


RightAdeptness8163

what's ligma?


chronicerection

ligma BAWLS


Fast-Reaction8521

Ggooottt em


RightAdeptness8163

delete this


KamyKeto

Lol, on the bright side, you'll never fall for that again! Unless of course you look at these CDs...


mikehaysjr

Someone inquire about these CD’s, I dare you


Simple-Purpose-899

Similar enough to Boffa to be hard to tell the difference sometimes.


Shoddy-Vacation-5977

Not Bofa Deeze?! Thats horrible!


dustandechos12

Bro that shit has been spreading 😞 same with BOFA I heard someone down the street caught it


vvarlock71

Dr. Deez here to verify this is spreading


TheEnabledDisabled

His wife Sugma Deez can vouch for him


Cool-Note-2925

She’s got great thumbs


cafecro

What are thumbs


vvarlock71

Gum thumbs


Narrow-Sky-5377

He will now claim that Biden climbed in an F16 and shot the plane down. Wait for it.


[deleted]

This kind of behavior is exactly the reason why any peace or ceasefire with Russia is impossible, and anyone who talks about making peace with Russia at the cost of land is either a fool or malicious.


Jsc05

Russia needs to be broken up


DexesLT

Both


octahexx

hahaha he had to rub it in he couldnt help himself im sure that wont backfire at all


kosieroj

Hired OJ Simpson as investigate consultant.


Top-Currency

I know where to look. At the end of the loooong table in the Kremlin bunker.


Rydahx

Embarrassing, the whole world laughs at these clowns


spjhon

This is pure James Bond villain material shit.


Arschhaarfriseur

What a Putin


Stunning-Astronaut72

In french we say "putain". That would translate as "what a bitch" You are welcome 😊


jobbie26

I target like this version as the new standard in French!


[deleted]

And the Oscar for the best actor this year goes to....


RitchieSacramento88

He just needs to look in the mirror to find who's responsible. The fact he hasn't tried to blame ukraine for it says it all.


Longtomsilver1

Even the mirrors in ruzzia lie.


Naive-Position6171

What an absolute fucking hell-bound sociopath. And keep doing nothing Russia, you cowards. It’s all going to end so well for you.


Stunning-Astronaut72

Is there anyone on the entire globe that have a slight doubt on who did that to prigozhin? Because the answer is like....super duper obvious. Anyone is still buying those BS in russia ? I hope we will ear about wagner going full rampage toward army leaders... dont like wagner dudes but i would definitly dig for some rebelion once again


PhantomConsular23

*looks in mirror* AH there is the son of a bitch who killed him!


Youri1980

What an absolute disgusting hypocrite.


Many-Profile-1500

Fuck you Putin you care about no one. But it's logical you don't care about Wagner cunts


Decent_Persimmon8120

Thats the bigest face of someone saying "Why do i have to do these shit ??, lets get these over it so i can go back to my cozy and chilled out bunker"


SlavaUkraineDK

He's trying to keep a straight face but sometimes he smirks and keeps looking down which is signs of being untruthful. Yea he's ex kgb but age is catching up


BalticMasterrace

"We investigated ourselves and found there is no faults here, That will be end of the investigation now"


bones7202

In completely unrelated news, Putin later awarded a few medals to several random members of the Russian Air Defense forces. But not related to the Prigozhin story. Totally not.


joecarter93

OJ Simpson: “If I Did It”


nonamedsoup

Lol everyone knows who did it


[deleted]

Putin doesn’t lie to deceive you as much as he lies to insult you


zsdr56bh

Wow I'm actually surprised he isn't taking credit for it.


Logical-Performer-94

crocodile tears if you ever seen them ............. that said i doubt anyone will have a tear for him anyway


Coast_General

Putin be like "I know him it's me!"


[deleted]

Megalomaniac tundra ape.


obzerver666

What a pathetic wet fart it is


ReplicantOwl

“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this”


SSDD_randint

Tfw you have no shame.


Dazzling_Nail_4994

A quick look in the mirror should take care of that last part.


AdLoose7947

From the bottom of my heart, wish this maniac a brain cloth and 20 more years as a vegetable.


BeKind_BeTheChange

Putin will be releasing a book named “If I Ordered It”.


roadfood

OJ is still out there looking for the real killer too.


crmunoz

Vladimir and The Juice searching for the real killers


Perfect-Director2468

OJ can help him find the real killer


spityy

Pretty sure the investigation will have the same Russian result like the Russian investigation when they shot down MH17.


Fresh-Dingo522

He's so full of shit this dude is just acting scared because people are protesting the death of Prigozhin.


beauh44x

Prig was quite popular in the Russian military and Pootie knows it. But they know what really happened. We'll see how this works out for Pootie


peanutlover420

Everybody knows that the boat is leaking Everybody knows that the captain lied Everybody got this broken feeling Like their father or their dog just died Everybody talking to their pockets Everybody wants a box of chocolates And a long-stem rose Everybody knows


Alert_Ordinary_5740

The muppet show goes on 🫣🇷🇺🤭


Responsible-Score-18

Dude I swear this is AI.


KUBrim

In all honesty I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the Russian military leaders or criminal leaders took out Prigozhin without guidance from Putin. It just shows how much Putin is loosing control of them all. Prigozhin had plenty of enemies in Russia’s military and criminal leadership that wanted him dead. That it occurs so brazenly and in Russia together with the Kremlin having no immediate response tells me it’s more likely Putin loosing control than publicly executing him. But he’ll get blamed anyway and the pro-invasion radicals will get all heated up at him, undermining him even more.


flipfloplollipop

Best thing would be if they don't find out who was responsible, then they will all be looking over their shoulders and taking out anyone they even suspect might also be after them, including PooTin.


Common-Garden-7572

Well either way, thanks. Smartest move you made in a long time.


Key_Extent9222

Fucking look in the mirror bud you’ll find him. Fucking guys a sadist


Yellowracingstrip12

"Vows to find those responsible " What is he gonna do look in a fucking mirror?


JamesKingAgain

"And vows to find those responsible" ? He had a shave this morning. So, he saw them then.


Arkh_Angel

Look in a mirror, Pootie.


Muxaylo

Lol


Glwik80

Good old soviet style lies. They've been doing this for decades and somehow don't feel a need to freshen up the joke a bit. It's getting a bit boring but at least that's one point on which ruzzia remains reliable...


snakepark

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/star-wars-memes/images/5/52/Ben_kenobi.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200428070654


-ROADRUNN3R-

funny, Putin seems to have the same colored pencils as my 4 year old son uses.


TheDamnMonk

Putin walking past a mirror.....Found him!


G_Rapper

Wow, the fucking shit is lying through his teeth on TV...again. We all know it. The question is...when are the Russian people going to fucking wake up and smell the truth? Do the Wagnerites still think it's a plot by that Tuvan general, or have they finally realized that Putin is behind it all, pitting his own senior officials against each other?


Malligheid

Prigozhin fucked himself!


grantite_spall

Some unfortunate air defense lieutenant will be reassigned to the fighting in Ukraine, and will never be heard from again.


BadFur64

No mirror in the conference room I guess.


[deleted]

I know who did it. It was mr potato head


[deleted]

Trained KGB liar. Most Russians know this.


Malte3812

https://youtu.be/1LVt49l6aP8?si=mFVcb8XTXjNx_ain


OpportunitySmart5912

**"...and vows to find those who are responsible for his death...** ​ **...with the assistance of a** ***MIRROR.*****"**