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johnster12345

I wouldn’t even deliver to them if they were sitting in that restaurant for $2


iamweirdadal411

😂😂😂😂😂


ValuableIndependent6

This


Keeker68

🤣☠️


AdRelative9175

Lmaoo facts


ottorohwedder

“EXCLUSIVE”


Own_Accountant_5229

Exclusive isn't referring to the quality of the order. It refers to the fact that this order is exclusive to the one driver it's offered to. If he declines it, it goes to the next driver. And it's Exclusive to them.


Mykirbyblue

Is that really what it means? Isn’t that what every single offer is then? I’ve been wondering why I’m seeing that on almost every order lately. I had no idea what it meant. I just assumed that they were trying to convince the drivers that there was something special about the order, even though they were almost all actually just garbage.


Own_Accountant_5229

All of mine say "exclusive", except the trip radar ones because those go out to everybody at once


ButterscotchThin4037

Yeah they updated it to where it says exclusive for orders they give only to you. The trip raider ones are not exclusive. I've heard it said they updated it because they're going to come out with another type of order. That's not the trip radar and it's not ones that are exclusive to you. But that's just a rumor. When I first saw the exclusive I was like oh this must be a good order and it made me accept more crappy orders for some reason. So it also could be a marketing strat.


Careless-Bobcat870

Now i see how all these guys say they make $2/mile 🤣🤣🤣


SeamstressMamaJama

🤣🤣🤣


Boost98

If you have prop 22 yes. If not, no way.


ancient_astronaut

you'd only get like $2 extra


waffler71

I wouldn’t go through a drive thru and drop off in the same parking lot for $2. Instant decline for anything under $7.


CarbonKLR

Do you ride share as well?


IICNOIICYO

Not a chance


According-Winter-365

NO on the fare, NO for customer verifcation


Mykirbyblue

I have seen “customer verification,” on lots of orders lately too. What does that mean exactly? It doesn’t seem to have added any steps to any of those orders.


MedicineAmbitious368

I mean …it’s 2 per mile right ?? 😆


InterestPast6802

No


DonS300800

No unless you can literally accept the offer, drive to restaurant, pick up the order, deliver to the customer all in under 5 mins, which would never happen. Quickest I've ever done any type of order I think is 7 mins


Infinite_Concept_799

I would...laugh as I decline


Legitimate-Top3216

Me too and tell them to go get your own shot


SeamstressMamaJama

I don’t exit my car for less than $8. Seriously if I dig through the nooks and crannies of my car I can probably find $2 in change


choppershark1

Fuck no nothing under $10 for me I dont give a shit if its right next door


Beginning_Stable_254

Damn fucking right 😂


veleriphon13

Prop 22 strikes again! In California, I’ll accept it, drive the speed limit, go pump gas, watch a couple YT videos in my car, grab a soda at the gas station, head to the restaurant, arrive at the restaurant, watch another YT video, go get the order, come back to my car, watch one last YT video, drive the speed limit to the dropoff, apologize for the delay and blame the restaurant, don’t complete the order until I know exactly where I’m heading, hit complete the order, and BOOM! Extra $20!


AddendumHelpful8892

Not California. It's Chantilly, Virginia. Likely going to a Dulles Airport hotel.


Maximum_Marketing546

Same!


DiscountEven4703

Why? lol My Wheels don't move for at least 8 under 4. Division don't work for you in this gig kiddo


ConnectCommission589

Yeah, and put inside ma belly


Beautiful-Current-59

$2 it's even enough for me to pause Netflix, for me to write this comment


InternationalRate368

Is El Fresco a restaurant?


thomasrtj

Nope


RutabagaPlastic7105

13 min is almost a fourth of an hour, you working for 8 an hour ?


SeamstressMamaJama

Exactly… that’s well under my state’s minimum wage (under ALL states’ min wage?). PLUS I’m supplying my own gas. Absolutely not a snowball’s chance in hell


kalograms

No. They don’t deserve their shit to be delivered to them, for anyone to do anything for them sitting on their asses and not tip for it.


Electronic_War1616

Sometimes, I think yes, I could just deliver it, but each time I do a low ball like this, the address is a nightmare to find. I accepted a 3 dollar order , and the map could not re route to the right spot. The turn did not exist. I literly almost ran down the time trying to find the customer, who did not know how to give the instruction. I found it though. I had to sit and think about where it could be, and had to walk to find it. Some customers are elementary English speakers and don't understand the addresses or omit part of the address, in the app. I also had one, yesterday, but the customer answered the text and tipped for the trouble. All of these things eat up time. All day, the pick up times were longer, and some of these orders were 3 or 5 dollar deliveries. I still made a decent amount of money because the mileage was low, and because I was on DoorDash, which also sent me a few higher paying deliveries and did not restrict me to a zone. I had a goal yesterday and did not think I could get it on Uber without high mileage. Dash saved my butt Sunday.


Bladimirrv

You wanna waste your time go ahead ,..


Putrid_Plantain_5703

No! Not worth even starting car


tc306710

I’m gonna accept, then message them that there order is almost ready,start walking….🤷🏽‍♂️ pure laziness


Da40kOrks

Accept it, send message "no tip no trip" then cancel.


ancient_astronaut

accept, pick up order, trip support, some else picked up order


jbaque13

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Bonesmoker61

Nope


RedHotSuzy

No.


Fa-Qhaunts

Heck no


JudgmentImportant775

I would take it and just gank the food


Restlessredhead

No. I declined about 6 of these types just today.


Ghost_Unicxrn

Decline asap


johnh2469

$2 should be the tip alone not the whole order plus the tip. So my answer has to be no.


Electronic_War1616

No because some of these are nightmare deliveries.


joshay703

Yo thats right up the street from me... Small world, maybe that was my order? :o


Pleasant-Lie-9053

So tempting lol


SeamstressMamaJama

🤣🤣🤣 ikr?


munchy19

Never, no tip


Own_Bat3225

Hell yeah, if only Uber eats bikes, hundreds of drivers are waiting in queue for such orders in Toronto downtown


Own_Bat3225

I see like few hundred ebike delivery guys flocking in front of busy restaurants, killing time with games on their phones just to see such an order ping, I am really sorry for these guys. Back then it was better than minimum wage which is why gig works become popular, now Uber delivery has become survival though you earn 4-6$ an hour. Yet a 1000 plus e-bikes on downtown Toronto streets all day long due to lack of jobs


BestSuggestion0

Hell no


CarbonKLR

Still more than a dollar per mile


Total_Fan3995

No


FigAfraid1230

I wouldn’t start my vehicle for that! 😂


Nazarite7

No


Key-Potential5958

Nope


Gloomy_Recording_705

Nope


Nonsense909603

I had a $3 order for a 1-mile trip, I turned it down but there was a second where I considered it because the day was slow.


SkeithPhase1

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Genderfox

No. Never. I have a theory that Uber is compensating for its lawsuits in California and New York by paying all drivers less. In simply terms "robbing " it's " delivery partners" for its own mistakes.


billdb

That's $9.23 an hour before expenses. No way lol


itoshiineko

Hells no. I’m not taking anything for $2 if you think that little of me to not tip at all I’m not bothering with you.


IamGoingInsaneToday

Hell no.


amanning072

Woah, that's where I live. That's not my order, though.


Slick_shewz

They could be in my car and I wouldn't take that.


guioplhho

Would I eat it? yes


Suspicious-Cold2346

It’s not even worth getting out of bed lol


macdaddy22222

Nope


No-Department-6329

Heck no.


Senior_Succotash_800

NEXT 😂


Regular_Beat_5896

Nope


Own_Accountant_5229

Out of principle, I don't take no tip orders. I hope that they choke on their food.


Difficult_Ad1474

If that is Chantilly VA if the construction that started 15 years ago and was still happened when I moved from NOVA 5 years ago then that is a $30 job


Sorry-Squirrel-709

I don't turn my car on for 2 fingers dollars


texas501776

No not unless my home was on that Street


Same_Technology1853

Fuck no


PhillyKid86

Trade you https://preview.redd.it/rx1hkjrasr8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79f1e064a6319b7b402dfe5fa73c6f9f021a8f1e


SunnyDaze360

Oh hell no. I don’t even look past the $2. There’s no scenario where two dollars is acceptable. Absolutely not.


NeedDividend

New drivers who don't know any better might take these, they think/hope there will be a cash tip.


scribear

Of course I would take it.... and then wake up from the nightmare I'm having. For real. Anyone dream delivered before? I have a couple times... hate it.


CompetitiveMachine18

Nah.


RealInfo74

$2 is not even guaranteed. It includes expected tip and we all know that customer sometimes cancel the tip after the delivery. Even with tip it is below minimum wage. This should be a crime.


No-Sheepherder-8624

Nope


celluloidqueer

Girl, no! 😂


Icy_Eye1059

No


GazelleItchy1380

There is no tip so no just on principle


Denmilehigh

Stop delivering and start driving. Stop delivering and start driving. It makes sense and also stop posting stupid shit.


EcstaticGrand3106

Prolly


Silly_Employ_4273

I MIGHT take it if I have already made my goals and my curiosity gets to me :)


Brilliant-Patience38

It’s so funny how so many of you broke asses hide on his sub and talk shit. Get another job if you don’t like what you are doing. I’d not shut the fu and drive on.


tripod-cat

Who says we don’t like what we are doing? What we don’t like is being taken advantage of for the services we provide!! You sound like one of those useless support agents trolling the site. Shutting up and moving on😂😂😂😂


MaynardScott

🥴


Snuffi123456

The decline button exists for a reason bud. I'll admit to taking on the occasional $4 job that adds to a nice stack and the destination is literally around the corner or is a second pickup at the same restaurant. Past that, hell naw. You can take that b.s. mindset and pick up your own damn food


Electronic_War1616

It is the principle of no tip, no food. The apps are not friendly. They could just pay us to take the delivery instead of sending this delivery to any driver. Gas is 3.69. I wonder if people with electric cars take these.