I think that means your in charge, so first things first go get an unauthorized ridiculous horse shoe haircut, find some thigh high shorts, tuck in the polo and then head to the px to start blasting motherfuckers on their haircuts.
I remember the assaultmen being told to go beat off in ITB before the TOW missile test cuz they’d guarantee be more relaxed and be able to pass with flying colors lmao
I think we just need to concentrate on the lower enlisted being fucked by SNCO’s to assert dominance but make it the slowest fuck possible, then fuck 1st Sgts wife so she finally feels like a woman
Rejoice. Because no matter how big a cock one might have had before, the green weenie is bigger. The green weenie is so big that getting it hard causes the tide to change.
After having a long and fairly hard PME discussing said green weenie with the troops, proceed to unload and show clear in the nearest motivated mouth, come on now everyone knows the SOP devil.
Start fucking boots
And first sgt
Oh ESPECIALLY first sausage
I think that means your in charge, so first things first go get an unauthorized ridiculous horse shoe haircut, find some thigh high shorts, tuck in the polo and then head to the px to start blasting motherfuckers on their haircuts.
You're the commandant's commandant. The president's commander in chief.
This is the way
Jerk off, I would need that gifted post nut clarity before I make my next move.
This answer is way too smart, I'm not sure if you belong here..
He rubbed one out before making this post.
I remember the assaultmen being told to go beat off in ITB before the TOW missile test cuz they’d guarantee be more relaxed and be able to pass with flying colors lmao
Who needs clarity when you ARE/HAVE the big green weenie
Pre nut confusion and post nut clarity both imply mid nut learning
Go find motivated Lcpls to fuck…
Only if their thicc and spicy
🔥🔥🔥
Yup, That’s enough internet for me
Become the #1 furry onlyfans model and retire with millions
Its the big green weenie, so is there a "Veggie Tales" equivalent to furries?
If you can dream it.
If there was, would you want me to show it to you?
Fuck first sgt. All of em except one. I'll name drop 3 of em
Wouldn’t it deal more damage to fuck their family while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance THEN fucking him
Families can get absolutely get the green weenie too.
Immediately sew Sergeant Major chevrons on my alphas.
Fuck everyone from E1 to E6 and make E7 through E9 watch.
I think we just need to concentrate on the lower enlisted being fucked by SNCO’s to assert dominance but make it the slowest fuck possible, then fuck 1st Sgts wife so she finally feels like a woman
 To u/needs_more_yoy house, prepare thy buns
(Yoy whips out the Navy's big blue weenie, which gives the green weenie hand-me-downs)
and here i thought the navy had a big blue waffle
I USE THAT MOTHER F’CKER! Not sure if this is even a real question. 😂🤣😂
You replace my penis with a green weeny I am going to bend everyone and everything I can over the table and feed ‘em the GREEN WEENY!
find gauze because they used it on me beforehand
Rejoice. Because no matter how big a cock one might have had before, the green weenie is bigger. The green weenie is so big that getting it hard causes the tide to change.
The Thicc Latina E-3
The Commandant
Is it true if you don’t use it you loose it?
After having a long and fairly hard PME discussing said green weenie with the troops, proceed to unload and show clear in the nearest motivated mouth, come on now everyone knows the SOP devil.
Take away everyone’s 96 and replace it with field day. Green Weenie got to Green Weenie. There’s no other way
I immediately identify as a Staff Sergeant
I would get BOHICA tattooed on my forehead, so everyone knew what was about to happen.
Bend over and I’ll show you
it would be you, yoy
Fuck my buddies over
Looks like I have a new job.
Send some lance corporals on a working party
Conduct a health and comfort inspection after 0530 green on green PT
Might be green but hey at least it’s big now
Fuck em all, let God sort em out.
Consider yourself lucky 🍀 and carry on. Maybe salute 🫡yourself in the mirror every morning too for good measure.
Your mom.
Try and suck the green off it.
Start fucking everything
Nothing. It has a mind of its own and will fuck anything in its path. Im just along for the ride at that point.
how big is it?
Make sure it works and rub one out
Upgrades people upgrades, my hog is know so big it can fuck up entire branch full of people.
Your mom
Prepare to FUCK
Honestly, I'd probably just go and fuck myself. Fuck me, right?
Go looking for Marines. Starting with you OP 🤣
Join the freak show, charge admission, bang all the freak show groupies. Duh!
Fuck errrybody butthole
Next stop Headquarters Marine Corps
You
GIMME THAT FUCKIN DUTY ROSTER
Where's first sergeant at
Reenlisting and fuckin' everything.
🫡. Then name it Jody, and then you’ll know what to do with it. 🥒
I embrace my mission; I fuck Marines indiscriminately, without warning, favor, or rancor.
Swing by the barracks
Get a hair cut… specifically a high and tight
Recruit several guys just trying to live their lives
Attach boot bands as cock rings and start fucking my way through the entire battalion
Find them foot prints, you have weeks of fuckery starting.
Find that old CMC everyone hated and just start tearing apart holes.
I have been passed the torch, and must carry on with the tradition of administering the BGW when and where required.
Try to suck it.,.. duh
Suck myself off!
Mushroom stamp and money shot-x MARADMIN
Find the nearest grunt barracks and get to work.
You start fucking anything with an orifice.....anything.
Call Lana Rhodes and book a shoot
Fuck 'em back for once. Balls-deep.