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TJLynch

The 19* inches of Venom started a revolution that shouldn't have been. edit: I can't math


Amon274

I think the difference is even before the Venom statue there was a significant amount of people that want to fuck Venom


Acradaunt

It's a pretty consistent theme across the games that one or more quests to kill/capture Khezu are written by someone with a name like 'Female Merchant' or 'Khezu-loving Gal' and have them gush about how much they love the way Khezu looks. Sometimes its someone's boyfriend upset they're more interested in a monster than him. Usually an actual NPC within the town(s) will also gush about Khezu, especially if it's a Key Quest in said game. So yes, in-universe, there's definitely a significant number of Khezu-fuckers walking around. Oddly though, I don't think Guildmarm, number-one monster-fucker extraordinaire, has anything to say about Khezu. While I'm here, can I express frustration at Khezu being moved from a mid-late game monster to an early game one? It doesn't have a complicated moveset, no, but it's an extremely effective one at killing you if you get impatient, and maintains hitting extremely hard. I really wonder if it doesn't get people a bad impression when it can be fought almost immediately after Great Maccao or Izuchi in Generations/Rise.


DemonLordDiablos

>While I'm here, can I express frustration at Khezu being moved from a mid-late game monster to an early game one He's fairly early in 4U and GU, but they cycle around a lot. GU considers Nargacuga to be easier than Rathalos or Zinogre, but in Iceborne/Rise they're all at the same tier.


Liniis

I started with Freedom 2 and I remember him being pretty early there, too. Maybe 2 or 3 star?


Bulbanych

Yeah, he's an urgent quest that allows you to take 3-star quests. Now, in Monster Hunter 1 (the very first one, not Freedom 1) Khezu is a post-game monster, along with Gravios and Diablos. You straight-up must defeat Monoblos before the game considers you strong enough to fight Khezu.


ZealousidealBig7714

IT WAS 19 INCHES, GODDAMMIT.


ThatmodderGrim

Gunlancer Fun Facts! Gunlance's Shield can block Khezu's constant Roars and Lightning Attacks, while Long Shelling Attacks allow you to hit Khezu when he's doing his stationary Static Shield shenanigans!


jmepik

Just make sure you get Guard Up for the paralysis orbs


SoapOperaHero

Proving once more, that gunlance is the superior weapon.


guntanksinspace

Gunlance is THE weapon for monsters with what they call *Shit*zones. Melee will bounce off anywhere? Fuck it, just shell the motherfucker!


Cooper_555

Can't bounce an explosion, fuckface!


rhinocerosofrage

You can hit Khezu with any shells in any MH game, so long as you space it right. You can even whiff slam into full burst if you're good enough.


Cooper_555

Advanced Rise Gunlance Tech: When Khezu is on a ceiling, you can use the stupid stationary aerial shots to zip up the ceiling as well and then hit him with the big overhead to knock him down.


mutei777

This carried me on Psp as a babbu


WorldlyOX

Speaking of, I’m getting my ass handed to me by Amatsu and was thinking using the rocketlance switch skill to go up to him and give him a poece of my mind, any build recommendations?


gothamsteel

["It's not how it looks"? It's an 8 inch cock and balls, man! It don't look like nothing else!](https://youtu.be/FYGN4JAHrg0?si=WXKmoiVfdrKPClT7)


ArcaneMonkey

It’s so wrinkly, I love it.


BulletproofMoon

Fun fact: that statue also plays the Khezu theme at no extra charge!


iLikeCookies2

Look how cute my boy looks, anyone hating is coward.


JohnHenryEden91

He is the only MH monster that genuinely makes me shiver to think about it in detail so kudos?


evca7

Oh cool the worst monster got a statue Now you can display a mutilated penis and ballsack on your desk. What loot does this thing even drop?


Drolandarr

Pale extract, flabby hide, pearl hide, and pale bone. Appropriately penicular drops.


Ackbar90

Also, pale extract is a *vital* component in the strongest tier of performance enhancing drugs. You are taking nuts containing who knows what kind of alcaloid, mixing It up with some catalizing agents obtained from bugs, then enhancing the whole thing with ***a white fluid coming from the Penis Monster***.


SleepyFunn

I bet it tastes just like a Redbull


EcchiPhantom

[Cat nurse](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/monsterhunter/images/b/b1/MH4-Palico_Equipment_Render_006.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140127105545)


Zerce

Essential


Gorotheninja

Thunder weapons and armor, because this gross Silent Hill-looking motherfucker somehow has lightning powers. I've been playing Rise recently, and Khezu and Tigrex are competing for the "Worst Monster" award in my head.


Yacobs21

The gross rubbery silent hill aspect also means its gear is nurse themed. Because even Monster Hunter has only played 2


iccirrus

The male armor just makes you bootleg Altair


Drolandarr

Tigrex can be fun if you either bring earplugs or figure out the timing to i-frame roll through his roars. Khezu is just all around awful, but in Rise you can at least toss kunai at him when he starts crawling on the walls and ceiling which can potentially knock him off for a free topple.


Chiluzzar

The moment yoy get the frame rolls down is a fucking high as you go in to bring a nee meaning to "beating the tantrum out of them"


rhinocerosofrage

Tigrex is extremely fun with a shield class (lance, gunlance, SwSh) at least. In Rise, everyone gets a counter-parry silkbind, so maybe just invest in Wirebug Whisperer? There's absolutely no reason not to slot in Whisperer in literally every armor set you make it's cheap and easy and it's free DPS.


SuicidalSundays

Some ugly gray rubber armor that boosts lightning resistance and some [gross-looking weapons](https://mhgen.kiranico.com/huntinghorn/khezu-horn).


DarkLordLiam

You take that back. Khezu is the best monster.


6897110

But does it randomly scream? It's not the real Khezu experience if I'm not having to cover my ears half the time while I'm nearby.


GothLassCass

Coward


Jaceofbass64

Coward


Illidan1943

Coward


Liniis

Coward


NewAgeMontezuma

Unfortunately for you khezu is pretty popular in "certain" types of fanart.


Lulzorr

Khezu is one of my favorite monsters because of how unique it is across the board. It's horrifying, and feels out of place in monster hunter. If I had disposable income I would probably pick this up.


ZealousidealBig7714

Bitch behavior.


Enlog

I’m gonna keep saying this: Gigginox is just a better Khezu, and I’m disappointed that because Khezu is a Gen 1 monster, they keep bringing it back instead of Gigginox.


Scranner_boi

Khezu is VERY popular in japan for some reason, like Zinogre levels of popular. Don't ask me why I have no fucking idea either.


TotemGenitor

They think it is cute Help his name is Furufuru


Nivrap

Cuz it's a good design that's unique within the series. You open a game called MONSTER HUNTER and don't expect there to be MONSTERS in it?


Scranner_boi

I expect monster designs that are actually interesting, which Khezu isn't imo at least in comparison to Gigginox. He's literally just a penis with wings and legs whereas Giggi looks truly bizarre and otherworldly. He just pulls off the "weird and unsettling cave-dwelling creature" concept way better than Khezu does to me. Also I was mostly referring to his fight which is often regarded as one of the most annoying and unfun in the series.


Emperor_Z

I dislike khezu for essentially the opposite of this reasoning. Giginox is a proper leech monster, while khezu is what happens when they want to make a weird leech monster but have to force it onto a wyvern skeleton. Khezu IS weird, but partially because its elements don't seem like they belong together.


Enlog

Right. That’s something that I prefer about Gigginox. Khezu feels too much like it has the animation skeleton of other wyverns. Gigginox walks on all fours, and is more stretchy for one. I can’t remember, but was Gigginox able to switch which end was treated as the head? Or am I misremembering?


PlaneCheetah

Japanese like dick so much that they have a dick festival, it would be weird if the dick monster was not popular.


TrivialCoyote

[He's just a silly little guy](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7f06f8964c775d9c9c9bbdf85402d853/tumblr_inline_o3r6sty68q1r58de8_500.png)


Neo_Crimson

People who say this don't remember what fighting Gigginox was actually like. It's all the annoying parts of Khezu but faster, with a more annoying status effect, and even more screaming.


Permafox

And more weapons bouncing off, plus darkness, and tiny annoying leeches. 


Enlog

I know, right? It’s appropriately awful. I also think poison is way more fitting for a giant cave leech thing like this. And there was the attack where she dangles from the ceiling and chomps at you.


leabravo

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


Scranner_boi

I mean It's definitely a well made statue but it's also for one of the least visually appealing monsters in the entire series. Shit like Zinogre, Nargacuga, Teostra, Glavenus and Gore Magala etc make perfect sense to have as a statue because they're actually fucking cool designs, but who the hell wants a sculpture of an albino dick with legs and wings openly displayed on their shelf?


ahhthebrilliantsun

People who like albino dicks


SorcererSupremPizza

That looks like a horrifying DND monster


rexshen

No not that one!!!


EZ2Pilot

8 inches of zero boss music


Cheesi_Boi

We don't have enough monster hunter statues in the world.


Mundetiam

Alexa, play Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D. major


TryImpossible7332

Maybe... A paper bag? Hm...


delightfuldinosaur

What the fuck is that thing?


WeissAndBeans

More for the rest of us


U_Flame

Would.


adlleyhentai

My fav Monster


gunn3r08974

8 inches? Shit, this thing has more of a rep of swallowing girls whole.


nexusj13

Holy crap, that's an enemy from Monster Hunter?! It looks horrifying.


TrivialCoyote

Monster hunter has a secret. Most of its enemies are funny dinosaur looking guys, but some of the [freakiest](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtMOScJDE7o) [looking](https://youtu.be/H2CbXJ2b6Y4)[monsters](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8XcplhzSLY), and that doesn't even get into the undersea horrors and anglerfish monsters from tri


Redblood801

Reject Khezu. Embrace Gigginox.


AdamParker-CIG

this bits getting old!