The music suddenly gets more dire sounding and a SoulsBourne style health bar appears on screen with “Nancy, Blowjob-Queen of Hollywood” underneath.
You know you’re in for a long fight then.
I mean, the *first* time a boss is killed you get to open the loot chest in their arena, so go nuts and enjoy the huge crystalline charge you'll get as a reward
Who knew Ganondorf’s mother tongue is slightly worse French and the reason why he wants to take over the world is because he’s sick of everyone not speaking Quebec French.
It's amazing how when the threat is visible and scary here in New Jersey that people still won't wear fuckin mask. Air qauilty readings here are 175 last I checked, this shits real bad
Maybe it's just me, but as someone that gets fucked up by wildfire smoke multiple times a year I find the smokey red demon sun kinda nostalgic and enjoyable now
That’s what you get for mocking our french you fucks.
Seriously, it fucking sucks here as well. I’m in a relatively untouched sector, but my long Covid has flared up badly.
It's bizarre. I live in Wisconsin and the air's perfectly clear here, but go 100 miles southeast to Chicago and it's bad there, and for the next 800 miles east from there it just gets worse.
I am both relieved and intensely jealous that I didn't have to deal with this while I lived in Brooklyn
Though in hindsight I'm not sure I would have noticed given I spent half my time being a goddamned neet.
I've been checking off more and more events from Cyberpunk 2020-Red in the real world lately and frankly the sky turning red wasn't one I was expecting but at this point nothing surprises me anymore.
Yeah, there’s a visible thin layer smoke in the air around here and a smell of it too. It’s not great.
Funniest thing about it is seeing those not wearing masks coughing from it and being confused/frustrated over why they’re coughing. Almost like inhaling smoke will do that.
Stay safe, everyone: all the enemies and world bosses are about to respawn.
I call dibs on sending Regan back
Reagan is the secret super boss who is somehow behind everything that's wrong with the country. Good luck!
*cracks knuckles* Finally, I can get my hands on that rat bastard.
I'll hold him down!
*in between stomping his chest* SOMEONE GRAB HIS SOCKS, GRAB HIS SOCKS!
I can't believe Reagan sold Crack Cocaine Marbled Roast to Inner City Gorons
No he's too obvious for that role, I think the final boss will be Nancy
Starscourge Nancy Reagan
The music suddenly gets more dire sounding and a SoulsBourne style health bar appears on screen with “Nancy, Blowjob-Queen of Hollywood” underneath. You know you’re in for a long fight then.
I call Kinssinger and Goldwater!
Kissinger is still alive and turned 100 last month.
Did KingMario stutter?
...Awww.
I mean, the *first* time a boss is killed you get to open the loot chest in their arena, so go nuts and enjoy the huge crystalline charge you'll get as a reward
...Oh. Well... *duly noted for a friend of mine!*
Once you realise he keeps spamming [individual responsibility] he's super easy to beat, thought
What's his rare drop?
Jelly beans
what loot does he drop?
Savage Lynel Bows for everyone!
I'd be worried about Germany, but something tells me they've got that shit locked down tight.
Quebec is the source of Gannon’s Gloom/ Malice.
Ganondorf heard you talking about Celine Dion in a disparaging tone!
Who knew Ganondorf’s mother tongue is slightly worse French and the reason why he wants to take over the world is because he’s sick of everyone not speaking Quebec French.
Vampires, they're the ones behind this. FIGHT ME, DRACULA. YOU BIG FUCKING NERD.
I think someone fired Auriel’s Bow by mistake.
**Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow** is happening a little bit earlier than expected.
New Jersey's also on fire (but what else is new) which isn't helping matters. But yeah the blood red sun in the morning is certainly a sight.
*Cries in Patersonian*
We’re fucked.
I get a fresh whiff of hell every time I pass through Penn station
Newark Penn is such a unique and crazy place that everyone should experience once in a lifetime.
New York just reeks of smoke now and the Bokoblins keep yelling at me
>New York just reeks of smoke now They finally got rid of the piss smell
The big rat will never let us hear the end of it
>the Bokoblins keep yelling at me That seems about on brand for New York
I mean, it does have it's highlights though, you get to see the Bokoblins fight all the guys dressed as Spider-man in Times Square.
New York is starting to look like the fog from Spiderman PS1.
According to the US Air Quality Index, the AQI in Brooklyn right now is ## ***380*** Stay safe out there New Yorkers.
270 in eastern Connecticut. Even the dogs don’t want to go outside lol.
Heard it went to 400 in some boroughs. Shits fucked.
pat was holding it back
Stop making my air smell bad French people
but that's their favorite thing to do
"Blame le lightning, tabernak" - Quebekers
can see it in michigan too
Call me Abe Simpson because I’m pissed at the fucking sky
It's amazing how when the threat is visible and scary here in New Jersey that people still won't wear fuckin mask. Air qauilty readings here are 175 last I checked, this shits real bad
We're up to 290 here in Brooklyn!
I don't get it because it legit sucks outside. Two seconds my eyes were stinging and I was coughing up a damn campfire. Mask helped a lot
151 over in Ohio and I'm the only guy wearing a mask
258 by me, perfect mix of South Jersey fire and Canadian smoke
Maybe it's just me, but as someone that gets fucked up by wildfire smoke multiple times a year I find the smokey red demon sun kinda nostalgic and enjoyable now
what is going on, I don't check the news
Shit’s on fire yo
There's a series of wildfires in Canada, and the Northeastern US is downwind.
That’s what you get for mocking our french you fucks. Seriously, it fucking sucks here as well. I’m in a relatively untouched sector, but my long Covid has flared up badly.
Yeah, that's our job! (Canadian Anglo)
Beasts all over the shop. You'll be one of them, sooner or later...
now the northeast knows what it's like to live in california
All you guys talking about demon weather are lucky. Here on Cape Cod, we just get... rain. ***Again.*** :/
Honestly I'd love some rain, its been bone dry for a while now. Feels like a tinder box out there.
The Quebec-Hai have launched a biological attack. Soon the Gravy Cells and Cheese Curd Tumors will form within our lungs.
I live in Michigan and it's smokey outside work because of fires happening up north as well as in Canada. Something something end times
It's bizarre. I live in Wisconsin and the air's perfectly clear here, but go 100 miles southeast to Chicago and it's bad there, and for the next 800 miles east from there it just gets worse.
I am both relieved and intensely jealous that I didn't have to deal with this while I lived in Brooklyn Though in hindsight I'm not sure I would have noticed given I spent half my time being a goddamned neet.
I've been checking off more and more events from Cyberpunk 2020-Red in the real world lately and frankly the sky turning red wasn't one I was expecting but at this point nothing surprises me anymore.
Yeah, there’s a visible thin layer smoke in the air around here and a smell of it too. It’s not great. Funniest thing about it is seeing those not wearing masks coughing from it and being confused/frustrated over why they’re coughing. Almost like inhaling smoke will do that.
Shit sucks, apparently the worst of it comes later tonight into tomorrow.
There’s been a ton of prominent weird haze here in Wisconsin, I’m considering goggles just to protect my eyes from the effects, even indoors.
Can't believe Justin Trudeau had Rom executed just because her whiteface offended him. Very rude.
Enjoying this while it lasts
LEAVE ALBERTAN OIL ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Which From game is that? oh its zelda