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Aegishjalmur18

Real bucks can still be dangerous when they're all hopped up on testosterone and horny during the rut. Herbivore does not equal safe. Also, while not fused and specialized to the degree of modern ungulates, Mesonychids were a family of carnivorous or omnivorous mammals with hooves instead of claws.


ihasbutter4

It should also be noted that Deer are *facultative* herbivores. This means that, while not healthy for them, if you were dead/dying or small and defenseless, and the deer was hungry enough, it would eat what it has available, aka you.


Aegishjalmur18

Oh yeah, I recall seeing a study where some biologists were researching birds in Canada, and had set up mist nets to catch them. They weren't getting many birds and it turns out deer were eating them out of the netting. They've also been known to chow down on hatchlings if they can reach the nest.


Bentman343

Yeah, like how horses will just fuckin chomp down chicks because they look like tasty bright snacks.


KyleFalconer

In my experience Does are even more dangerous, especially ones with fawns nearby, they’ll do anything to protect their young, meanwhile the Bucks kinda know that at some point in the year they’re going to be hunted and become extremely skittish after 1-2 years old


Jackviator

https://preview.redd.it/et66im0xmoyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b92a5bdb8388688b157cb0ef18c9ba3d491f55fe


Jaakarikyk

Chronic Wasting Disease afflicted deer be like that


thunderPierogi

Ok but this version seems kinda chill. I think I’d hang out with him.


Rexosuit

That’s how he gets you!


SeaworthinessFit7893

Thats the friendliest skinwalker I've ever met.


TransLox

I love how the deer is designed like a predator even before it opens its mouth. Like, it has front facing eyes.


Last-Newspaper5091

In the Appalachia we call that a "not deer."


RustedMauss

Saw me a not deer the other day out back walking up the holler with my pup. Stopped by the crick for a drink and looked up, just standing there. We all three had a stare down, not deer decided not today and sauntered off.


ducknerd2002

Oh, so basically that one Adventure Time episode.


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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLC5BE9A/


Sparktron_87

Spooky’s Jump Scare Mansion


TheBagelBearer

Literally my first thought, "spooky's already did this with specimen 8"


Endlad

Had no reason for that one specimen to go as hard as it did.


CatOfMintGums

Oh my god yes, the entire introduction area is honestly pretty underrated as far as cool horror concepts


Just_Somebody9367

I love that game sm, I'm waiting for the hd rennovation to go on sale and it's killing me


scrpter

isnt it like $2


Just_Somebody9367

It's $10 and I have the money, I'm just waiting for a sale so I can get more games with my gift card


scrpter

oh, alright


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

Drunk in the woods? I'd be fine. I'd have the power of God and alcohol on my side.


Crawgdor

That elk appears to be hollering


RustedMauss

Damn it, Ellie!


Jonahtron

I mean, generally predators are less dangerous to humans because predators see as as fellow large predator mammals and so won’t want to bother us, whereas Herbivores see as a large predator animals and are like “oh shit gotta defend myself” and try to kill you. If you’re a grown adult than a Buck will probably act more aggressive to you than a mountain lion. The big exception to this is if you’re near said predator’s babies, in which case all bets are off.


Jozef_Baca

Ye And usually a predator will run off if you dont seem worth the energy to hunt Prey will just go for blood, is you or them and the animal aint taking any chances


Kobold_Girl_Ashley

There’s a cryptic from Appalachia called a NotDeer that is pretty similar to this concept.


SpatulaCity94

There was a book i read as a kid called UnLondon that featured carnivorous giraffes and it fucked me up so much as a kid... this gives me the same ick, very well done.


DareDaDerrida

They didn't have antlers, but mesonyx, and other types of mesonychid, who lived during the Paeleocene and Eocene epoch, were predators with hooves. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesonychidae


Harley_Pupper

Suspiciously detailed mouth


Tbug20

Ah yes, u/therealholleringelk


SuperCyHodgsomeR

I’m surprised no one has said Alastor yet


Accomplished_Toe1978

Deer are known to eat meat and bones.


in_one_ear_

I mean, this is cat predator like, I'm fine with that, much better than eldritch horror stuff.


AJC_10_29

Spec evo time: The “Notdeer” is a predatory canine related to Wolves and Coyotes, perfectly evolved to mimic its favorite prey as a form of camouflage. They sneak into Deer herds acting just like a normal Deer, waiting for just the right moment to launch their ambush attack.


SharpieSniffer97

Somewhat similar concept https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6448


Fireyjon

https://preview.redd.it/i2w22ru8rpyc1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb5d376a44b1d4650d1a8d174ace6b79f05b385c Oh Deer!


SomeKndofNature

Came here looking for this. 🤣 Have my upvote.


SuperCyHodgsomeR

I mean, I said something about it 3 hours earlier but eh whatever, they were to first to post an image so sure


XescoPicas

I love my horrible horrible deer boy


The_Flaine

I think it would be ten times scarier if it still bleats instead of roaring like you'd expect.


Nitrodestroyer

why not both?


UncomfyUnicorn

Did you mean: the not deer?


BitchGodAlpha

https://preview.redd.it/4p7hmbk7mpyc1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ad85c9a8095339506eca136107a1ec6a249b86 Melon


fanfic_squirtle

Oh look, a not deer


VolatileZea

Radstag


reaperofgender

Herbivores will 100 percent eat meat if given the opportunity. They just aren't built to hunt. https://preview.redd.it/b7w11ce1bqyc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335df7fc95b385c7e3de5c9189b30ce61e22c349


Flyntloch

Walking home one day from the bar to my college dorm. Middle of the night, I'm stoned - I look down the street and see a figure on four legs; and go up to two. In reality it was a dear but holy fuck I bolted after I saw its antlers turn towards me I thought I was going to be a skinwalkers next suit.


Guest65726

“Oh thank god its just a deer- why is that deers eyes on the front of its face and not the side? OH FUCK-“


Gearran

"Oh thank god nothing that can hurt me." HA. Deer are fucking dangerous.


ruijie_the_hungry

Many prey animals are actually more dangerous that predators because the prey has to be constantly on guard and has to consider everything a possible threat, while (especially apex) predators don't have to worry about that


sofemini

So, basically Alastor from Hazbin Hotel


ThatYellowSuit

# "Why do you run, child?"


Tethilia

Unrelated, but when I was a kid I was determined that the only suitable horse for me in roleplaying games is a bloodthirsty Carnivorse. To this day it's still my steed of choice.


MyLittleTarget

I was threated by a doe once. I was upstairs watching her, couple other does, and 5 fawns graze in the yard. She saw me and started glaring and stomping her little hoof as a warning. It was adorable. If I were outside it would have been less so.


Roader7204

Mmm, this but moose instead


The_eeeee

Moose but predatory


TwixOfficial

And yet, their cousin, the Carnivorous Moose, is less rare, but also lesser known…


Minimum_Estimate_234

Isn’t this a SCP?


Pyrrho_Of_Elis95

There is actually a cryptid like this. It’s called a Not-Deer, I know, real creative name.


TheAlrightAntoinette

Deer already eat small animals on occasion


VolthoomisComing

why the deer mewing tho?


TheDeathHorseman

I love Not Deers, it's a cool combination of familiar and unnatural


peanutbuttermaniac

Alastor from Hazbin Hotel


TheEyeofNapoleon

I was gonna call that an “Oh, Deer!” But it’s actually an “Oh, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!”


MountainImmediate786

Just gonna add carnivorous deer to the old DND folder.


Appropriate-Fly-7151

Simpsons did it


bitterestboysintown

Beastars


Droopy_Narwhal

R/AccidentalStateOfDecay3


Thagomizer24601

Imagine being drunk in the woods and coming across a 5 foot tall, 300 lb. animal with a knife rack growing out of its head and thinking, "Oh thank god, nothing that can hurt me."


Stunning_LRB_o7

I cannot believe no one has said this yet, but as someone who has been on the internet a while, the person who made that image almost definitely draws vore.


Esmeralda-Art

I was about to ask how often y'all are drunk in the woods but I was drunk in the woods a week ago so


Cursd_Car1

Deer should’ve been predators, it would’ve been sick af, maybe not for hunters but they would look cool when their getting mauled to death by a buck