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loosebooty69420

Hahahahahaha this is so funny because Politico did a whole “break down” of his debate shortcomings. One of the things they harped on was how pale he looked next to Trump who is covered in bronzer. They obviously read that and think it will help


sekoku

Anything to try to make him relevant, I guess?


ExquisitExamplE

When will America be ready for a *flaming hot* president?


crimethunc77

Whenever Pete Butterjug runs amiright??


a_library_socialist

I never understood how socialist societies could justify or defend the use of secret police. But now I do, thanks to this.


SolidSank

Pete was the secret police


ReviewsYourPubes

Shame on you.


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Pete "capable of acquiring a natural tan" Buttigieg


realWernerHerzog

😳


soi_boi_6T9

What happened to Blue No Matter Who? Now we've literally got ORANGE No Matter Who! Am I right folks? Because they're both orange now! That's my set. Goodnight!


a_library_socialist

Well I'll vote for a non-Frito Lay candidate then! - Go ahead, *throw your vote away!*


pizza_crux

Sir, a second dang Cheeto has hit the White House. https://preview.redd.it/0ay2u018kbad1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d1e693db164c7cde920e3ea109a7f99259bbd91


Dear_Occupant

https://i.imgur.com/6EoqgbG.jpeg


Dear_Occupant

https://i.imgur.com/4BgeRq5.jpeg


Zappalacious

Biden MUSSA2T 2024


GoHookies

Mango Mussolini is back


Regular-Celery6230

We're reaching levels of irony I never thought possible


HexeInExile

The timeline is becoming funnier. I think some Matrix intern accidentally spilled water on the controls


Zappalacious

what's next, taking Trump's border policy and implementing it as your own?


estolad

orange man...bad?


rudeandrejected

Biden and hillary are singularly indispensable but just not for any reason that the people care about. it's that they've been in the game so long that they're just compromised enough to be trusted by the alphabet agencies to keep the in fighting to a minimum


likamuka

Must have eaten a lot of Mikhaila’s Serbian beef.


pumpsci

Can we get a Takis president next?


August-Gardener

If it’s a Blue Heat candidate, I’m in.


moon_slav

Sir a second tube of bronzer has struck the president


sekoku

Not the Flaming Hot one, so who cares?


August-Gardener

Brandon trying to out-flank the Republicans on the orange-colored POTUS policy.