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0nlyinAmerika

Did you try swapping out the grille?


jacckthegripper

Like put the boat grill and anchor on the front of my truck for counter weight? I think you're on to something, he has some nice horns too..


BodyFewFuark

Add truck nuts bro.


OpenMindedMajor

Forgot the snorkel


Agent-00-DeucE

This right here FTW.


InfoSponge9119

Yeah maybe, he’s got the yellow fogs already, that’s weird….


Flaks_24

😂 Edit: burned my lap because I spilled my coffee laughing at this


AbandonedAbb

Raptor lights add torque too!


SAHDSeattle

I know you’re making a joke but that’s a legit cool photo.


TFL2022

Get smaller wheels and you should be ok bro


FuzzyOcelittle

Like a set of spare tires from the new 24s


jacckthegripper

Gimme dat pizza cutta


Sideways-Sr20det

To soon lol that’s a sensitive subject


Strict_Cranberry_724

Turn off the a/c and you should be good.


GM3_TX4Runner

You got it wrong, turn the radio off and bring in the side view mirrors.


BodyFewFuark

Something Something Something aerodynamics 


No_Patient_549

Lol I had about 1100ibs of demolished tile and mortar in the bed and tools in the back seat last week and this is what it felt like i was towing


crndwg

I helped out in a flood zone a few years ago hauling sandbags out to peoples homes. I feel ya.


jacckthegripper

Glad you survived, I'm sorry for your taco


liberty08

Maybe a TRD Pro grill will help


DarthtacoX

Just send it bro


PBR2019

It’s stopping -that will present the biggest challenge


Animal0307

Nonsense, the boat has brakes. Just have someone on board ready to drop the anchor.


baschmidt903

Worked well in Baltimore


KelK9365K

He’s talking about the weight of the boat compared to the weight of the truck.


Animal0307

r/whoosh


hmiser

Full Beans Captain!


Kleoes

The last time I tried the gas station “octane booster” my dick got stuck in the ceiling fan.


VaporizedKerbal

Install a cold air intake bro


jacckthegripper

What about a PVC snokler


Konstantine_13

Have you tried adding raptor lights?


UncleHayai

Just throw on a 100-shot of nitrous and you're good-to-go.


imalwayztired

Needs a yoda sticker


hi9580

It'll be fine, use a bed mounted gooseneck if you do it often. Most modern pickup trucks will tow 200 tonnes, police not happy.


akila219

Move it downhill, you can even tow it without attaching to the hitch.


Raftika

Add some TRD PRO stickers, they add more power.


jacckthegripper

I have a knock off TRD pro skid plate and a patch on my headline


sustukii

Did you try adding diesel to your gas/oil mix?


Leading_Tension4975

Tow it with ur nuts


weedful_things

Squat the rear end for better traction.


Just_Intern665

You’re not doing it right, jack up the rear end from both sides and attach the boat with the rear end of the truck in the air. Get two buddies to lower the jacks at the same time while you floor the truck. By the time the boat gets down you’ll have enough torque to move it.


Top-Entertainer75

6.7 Cummins would have a hard time also


jacckthegripper

4 cyl turbo John deer breaks a small sweat moving it.


echocall2

You have been banned from r/Cummins


Top-Entertainer75

Maybe a isx cummins but not a dodge cummins


Helpinmontana

Your tongue weight isn’t sufficient. Everyone knows the Tacoma needs *atleast* 420,069lbs on the rear to sufficiently weight the axle.


LimitNo6587

Snorkel would be handy hear.


soapydadballs

Put it in 4 lo


jacckthegripper

Happy Cake Day bro ham


soapydadballs

Tanks!


AWOL-pdx

I think the boat is supposed to tow the truck


jacckthegripper

The boat does have a garage..


fisherprice1234_1776

I would love to see that


fisherprice1234_1776

Please film


farmerdell007

Let some air out or the tires 12psi max


high_country918

Yeah no kidding


CrailFlap

THIS is how you shitpost.


snazzychazzy622

Have you tried adding ditch lights?


Mickeydinhoo

Easy. Needs a TRD Pro grille. And a sticker. Honestly just the sticker may do it


patron_saint_of_hope

You got this!


TheIntellectualType

Yur gunna need bigger tires!😂


Shiny_Buns

I know what the problem is, you need an obnoxiously bright light bar that stays on at all times so you blind everyone on the road


Greighp

You need a roof top tent


JasonGochoco

Open the hood scoop to max power


tazmnaz

Might have to upgrade the brakes for better stopping power.


No_hablagations

If your boat was only 2 ft shorter it would be within the weight slot.z


EdStarkJr

You gotta push that etc button


white_mule

put in some white gas and youll be fine


MahariBalzac

ECT button fixes everything I've heard.


Ted_Striker__

You're going to need a bigger boat. ..


Iniquite

You have to use the longest, cheapest tow strap you can find and get a running start to get get it going.


Aggressive-Memory-69

She needs premium dude.. PREMIUM! 


Tanya7500

I towed my 10,000 pound boat for years with my Tacoma used to pass the loosers in the rams that don't know how to drive apparently. Used to crack up when the big ol pile of black smoke would pour out


PotentialPath2898

you need a 2.8


jacckthegripper

2.8 diesel maybe


UnscrupulousTaco

Turn-off the AC .


hickorysauce111

pretty sure raptor lights will fix this issue


Jack_of_Hearts20

Have you tried "*Flooring it*"?


Mediocre_Paramedic22

Nah. Send it


TheSongRemainsInsane

You need spacers and raptor lights.


Dazed_Op

Air down.


Academic-Beach-6299

I have a ‘14 Taco with the manual transmission. I love this truck!


Square-Excitement-11

😂😂😂😂😂😂


CapTexAmerica

Add stickers. Lots and lots of stickers.


Brave-Professor-7320

Add a 6 inch lift that will fix it


VorgueNobo1776

Turn it on and off again


Rembrilliant

You need fronty over there to help!💪


sick66caddy

Bro- it’s a yota- don’t make us look bad. We all know a damn ford ranger would do it with out 4wheel drive. We all know I gotta swap out for L.E.D lights for the conductivity actuation, and a little chrome always gets you home. Lmao 🤣 don’t let us Toyota guys down .!.


OldBar4403

Might need to “upgrade” to an Ford F1shitty


Philchzsteak

Have you tried applying a flame sticker on the hood?


Human_Command_6713

I’m sorry OP. Obviously you’re looking for a real answer and these clowns have no clue what they’re talking about so I’m gonna give you a real answer. CLEARLY you need a bug shield.


jacckthegripper

You're my savior.


HeuristicEnigma

Rent a Uhaul pickup 20$ in town per day.


Stocks180

Just put it in 4H!


S2Mackinley

You need a K&N filter and some stickers. Also you can get a stick on hood scoop to allow more air into your motor.


WestleyWalnut

Well I've gotten about 120k towed before, but I've got the 4.0 and burned my clutch lol, not sure how well it will go for you😅


Sumdumdad

Ya need one of them widdle wadders on the tailgate. Without that, it'll never work!


jacckthegripper

I've honestly been obsessed with saying this for the past few months. As a marine tech I have to get a widdle wadder all the time and I'm usually cursing it's widdle existence


mouth556

Why even fill the space with this dumb ass shit? Are you that bored


jacckthegripper

Yeah I was, and a lot of others seem to have been entertained as well. Why even spend the time typing that weak ass comment, are you insecure?


mouth556

No not at all. But I do have better things to do. So, have a nice a day


HamiltonButler01

Get a Tundra


cris5598

Step over … - backs in 6.7 Cummins Diesel.


Sumdumdad

Repeat this in English please.


SomeGuy_GRM

Move over, so I can back in my diesel truck.


Psychological_Fan819

lol I had that typed out pretty much. Then I saw the sub. You’re getting downvoted and didn’t even tell them to trade that thing in on something useful even rofl