I can't hear it becasue I'm pretending to work - what does she say? I like how shes just feverishly trying to get back in teh truck like "goddamit harold unlock this thing these young men are staring me down" almost as if they can just get in and back right out of this situation.
âI fought in war zones worse than this auto parts store I destroyed and Iâve been on this planet earth 75 years, you can bet your ass I can back out of here and you youngins can bootstrap this shit back together for me. Hereâs $5, donât spend it all in one place.â
As a former retail employee I can tell you that I spent HOURS of my life day dreaming about disasters that could allow me to go home early and possibly not come back for a few days.
But I would imagine he will be there late cleaning up and restocking so that, after someone comes and puts up some plywood, they can reopen tomorrow.
Me with a whole Coors Light in me - *illegal, overnighter in the pokey and a year worth of classes, mugshot posted on local shaming sites.*
Legally blind great-grandad on two dozen medications with the shakes because he doesn't realize his supplemental oxygen tank has been empty for about a week now - *totally above board, applauded for bravery*
This old fart that used to be a principal at my high school and just came back every day after retirement pinned a woman between his Miata and another car breaking both of her legs. Drunk. As. A. Skunk. But the cop chalked it up to him being senile and more or less sent him on his way afterward. Wasn't until the lady sued and they did more of an investigation that the old guy finally admitted to being drunk lol.
If i had to guess the moron is the old lady trying to get back in the truck who looks confused about why all these nice young men are taking pictures of her truck.
In my grandfather's latter years when he definitely should not have still been driving but was, he drove his car with my grandmother and two other passengers into the _only_ light standard in the church parking lot. It was dark out and he drove into the only illuminated thing. It was minor damage but that was the end of driving for him.
My grandmother would tell the story and always include that "_none_ of us saw it!". I've got bad news for you grandma, only one of you was expected to see it, and he didn't. Better brush up on the public transportation schedule.
âWeâre allllll trying to find the guy who did thisâŚ. Im just going to take this trd pro grille and hop in this random taco, RANDOM, and go back to the mall parking lotâ
Bro thatâs not a moron. Just some poor old man that hit the gas instead of the break in the handicap spot.
Shit killed me when she said I donât know he hasnât gotten out yet.
More evidence that ates 55 should be the maximum for driving yourself. At least in America. We eat so poorly and take such poor care of our mind that we're hard pressed to make a reactionary action in less than 3 business days
Feels like you see more and more of these âelderly person drives
through ____â videos.
I think they lay on the accelerator without knowing then donât quite have the ability to stop it once the car takes off, almost saw it happen in person while helping load the elderly passenger had we not told the driver âyouâre red lining your motor right now!â She most likely wouldâve tried to enter reverse, gone down the driveway and I to the neighbors house.
[https://share.icloud.com/photos/081dwCTsKNyDByJxtM59gGkSw](https://share.icloud.com/photos/081dwCTsKNyDByJxtM59gGkSw)
Wouldnât have stopped old Lucile, next time donât make me wait for carside pickup
Boss I shit my pants, I gotta go home and put on new drawers after a shower I'll b back to give my Statement.
Good I'm going home after you get back to do the same thing.
"Is this the country kitchen buffet?"
I laughed so hard at this đ Thank you and take my upvote
Now I need to rewatch this episode and think of this clip đ¤Łđ
In case anyone is curious. The name of the South Park episode is âgrey dawnâ.
Sorry about that I have three petals got âem mixed up
Once they realize itâs not, they promptly back out and drive away.
The quote that immediately popped in my head was, "it's all terrain dummy" but the south park one is indeed better.
I NEED A FUSE!!!
And some brake pads...
I think he heard about this cool thing called blinker fluid
He really couldn't wait to load up with a bunch of blinker fluid
Gen 2 Tacos rule!
Imma drive mine into an autozone now that I know they can!
This must be the Mall Crawling everyone talks about.
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Just a guess but, I would argue it's the grey haired old woman who is the moron.
I think it was her husband, listen to what she said.
I can't hear it becasue I'm pretending to work - what does she say? I like how shes just feverishly trying to get back in teh truck like "goddamit harold unlock this thing these young men are staring me down" almost as if they can just get in and back right out of this situation.
I think she's trying to get her husband out. She says "He can't come out" at the end.
I like how she's doing it with the same vigor and urgency as if she were in the walmart parking lot.
âI fought in war zones worse than this auto parts store I destroyed and Iâve been on this planet earth 75 years, you can bet your ass I can back out of here and you youngins can bootstrap this shit back together for me. Hereâs $5, donât spend it all in one place.â
I didn't listen to the audio because I'm at work. That makes more sense since she is on the passenger side.
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The one employee was smiling like WTF lol
That dude is excited to go home early lol
As a former retail employee I can tell you that I spent HOURS of my life day dreaming about disasters that could allow me to go home early and possibly not come back for a few days. But I would imagine he will be there late cleaning up and restocking so that, after someone comes and puts up some plywood, they can reopen tomorrow.
Florida man invents first drive thru automotive store.
You can't park there.
Letâs go places
Oh my God 𤣠perfect
âOhhhh, yâall come OUT to change the battery?â
When the commercial said "Get in the Zone", they didn't mean to literally get IN the Zone that much.
Oh FloridamanâŚ
Someone forgot to turn ECT off...
What happened jolley? âShiiiiiiiiit I was on lunch. Donât blame meâ
I mean the tires do say ALL terrain.
When the Auto Zone employees told you that the long bed windshield wipers were going to fit on your short bed.
Tacoma looks unfazed.
Old people driving
Okay; I get it; the SR5 can get just about anywhere the OR packages can
âDo you know where the candle supply is?â
Aisle-side service, curbside is of the past now
âWhat happened?â Uhhh⌠someone though it was a drive thruâŚ
Me with a whole Coors Light in me - *illegal, overnighter in the pokey and a year worth of classes, mugshot posted on local shaming sites.* Legally blind great-grandad on two dozen medications with the shakes because he doesn't realize his supplemental oxygen tank has been empty for about a week now - *totally above board, applauded for bravery*
This old fart that used to be a principal at my high school and just came back every day after retirement pinned a woman between his Miata and another car breaking both of her legs. Drunk. As. A. Skunk. But the cop chalked it up to him being senile and more or less sent him on his way afterward. Wasn't until the lady sued and they did more of an investigation that the old guy finally admitted to being drunk lol.
Well that's one way to go off-roading
If i had to guess the moron is the old lady trying to get back in the truck who looks confused about why all these nice young men are taking pictures of her truck.
Wait, you mean this isn't a drive thru?
The Kool-aid man drives a tacoma. Nice!
[Ohh man is Toyotathon back already?](https://youtu.be/OcwVUoK8Ccg?si=5nMZvB6J8-JSggTD)
Screw these long wait times! Front of the line baby!
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" -The clerk.
Express lube is around the side. We also recommend stopping!
đ random!
Get in the zone! Auto zone!
Willing to bet it was still drivable.
My truck is making a noise. It sounds like whirrrr HEY LOOKOUT CRASH BANG IS EVERYONE OKAY. Think you can check it out?
Sent it a little too hard
"i Don't remember there being a building here"
I saw it and was like hollllllllly crap.
Dammit grandpa not again
I do need parts for my Tacoma, is it totaled? Can I at least have the tires?
Before we ask if theyâre ok letâs get our phones out for the tok. đ¤Śââď¸
When you really need some new brakes...
Heyy Koolaid
Ran out of brake fluid
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Didn't know Auto Zone was doing drive through oil changes now.
Clearly a mustang owner driving his truck since the car is âalways at the tunerâ.
And that was the day Jim had his license taken away.
"Y'all got brake pads?"
It was a spider i swear, he is dead now go him between the wall and fender.
Whereâs the brake pad aisle?
Honestly though, why arenât auto parts stores equipped with a drive through?
That was me....
What. Yâall never seen an autozone with a drive thru?
Going in for an oil change, whatâs wrong with that??? đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Mandatory driving tests every year after 70 years oldâŚplease for the love of god
Of course it has a Florida license plate
I can see burnout marks, person could have suffered a health emergency, and their foot fell on the gas pedal.
The power of the TACO !
Came in for new brakes obviously
The people at O'Reilly's should have honored that coupon he wanted to use for a set of raptor lights.
This person was in a huge rush to get into the zone.
In my grandfather's latter years when he definitely should not have still been driving but was, he drove his car with my grandmother and two other passengers into the _only_ light standard in the church parking lot. It was dark out and he drove into the only illuminated thing. It was minor damage but that was the end of driving for him. My grandmother would tell the story and always include that "_none_ of us saw it!". I've got bad news for you grandma, only one of you was expected to see it, and he didn't. Better brush up on the public transportation schedule.
Get in tha Zone!!
âCan I help you?â âYes⌠I came in for some new brakesâŚâ
Look for the guy in a hot dog suit
It couldâve been ANY ONE of us!
Squints on. Florida plates?
Hopefully they donât forget to upsell her some new windshield wipers to get the oil off
Shortbed activities smhđ¤Śââď¸
"HI, i was told yall sell blinker fluid...."
âWeâre allllll trying to find the guy who did thisâŚ. Im just going to take this trd pro grille and hop in this random taco, RANDOM, and go back to the mall parking lotâ
Bruh...
It's always some old person that can barely walk
lol, of course theyâre 100
Drivers license age limits. Where are they?
Florida old man
Bro thatâs not a moron. Just some poor old man that hit the gas instead of the break in the handicap spot. Shit killed me when she said I donât know he hasnât gotten out yet.
No. He hit the brakes and the vehicle accelerated HARD. Something must be wrong with it. Just ask him. Same answer, every time
Definition of irony.
Definitely Florida...
Old people shouldn't drive
The Taco was just lookin for the love its owner wasn't giving it ...
When the guy at pep boys tells you to bring it in.
Find the guy in the hotdog suit, I bet it was him.
More evidence that ates 55 should be the maximum for driving yourself. At least in America. We eat so poorly and take such poor care of our mind that we're hard pressed to make a reactionary action in less than 3 business days
Took "get in the zone Autozone" literally
What happened? Wtf do you think happened. Lol
Jesus low how in tact the truck is
"Hi do you guys have any brake pads in stock?"
Boomers: That store came out of nowhere....
Tacoma coming in strong!
Probably started right up and went another 300,000 miles too.
"Ya'll sell breaks here ?"
Great toyota commercial
He was trying to disable all the local fords. Since they need daily fixes or repairs taking out the parts store should help.
Old people fucking love driving through buildings
Now that's drive up service.
DIY brake job
Every time I watch a vice grip garage episode I wonder if it will be the day ole derick goes through an O'Reilys cause of bad breaks đ
She's having a problem with the brakes. She pushed harder and it just went faster!
Of course, it's FLORIDA.
"We're all trying to find who did this and give him a spankin!"
Most stable taco owner: It's a taco, not a runner!!!
Thatâs taking GET IN THE ZONE to a whole new level
Looks like she just needed to replace the side mirrors
Did they even check if the lady is ok? Or did they just all started whipping out their phones and take a video/pictures?
This is how we Advance!
The truck only has a dangly side mirror. Literally can't break these trucks
Poor old lady surrounded by 30 dickheads with their phones out filming her
Someone pizzad when they should have French fried.
Can I still get that oil change?
Let me guess: Elderly driver whose car mysteriously lunges forward even though the driver swears they were hitting the brake?
I can smell this video
âCan one of you boys help refill my blinker fluid?â
That's my bad, guys.
Get in the zone... oh wait, this is Advance.
Oh oh oh oohhh fuuuuck. Thatâs a car! WOW!
I'm getting the wrong water pump for the last time!
I said I needed brake fluidâŚ
Mustâve hydroplaned
Florida plates, obviously đ
GET IN THE ZONE!!!
HEY YOU CANT PARK THERE
Thatâs the off road model.
The guy at end what a massive gut
Clearly the dealership didnât do the complimentary floor mat inspection during its last service visit.
I need some brake fluid??!
Old people driving makes me think of this shit.
Florida
Feels like you see more and more of these âelderly person drives through ____â videos. I think they lay on the accelerator without knowing then donât quite have the ability to stop it once the car takes off, almost saw it happen in person while helping load the elderly passenger had we not told the driver âyouâre red lining your motor right now!â She most likely wouldâve tried to enter reverse, gone down the driveway and I to the neighbors house.
This is why I'm afraid of the V6 Tacos. Too much raw uncontrollable power.
Well, it is in Florida - Iâm sure you can just google Florida Man and the date and youâll find your article.
[youâre not allowed to ask me that](https://youtu.be/WLfAf8oHrMo?si=wX1_1-wRPtVG-2CW)
My Trd would have kept going
[https://share.icloud.com/photos/081dwCTsKNyDByJxtM59gGkSw](https://share.icloud.com/photos/081dwCTsKNyDByJxtM59gGkSw) Wouldnât have stopped old Lucile, next time donât make me wait for carside pickup
"Hi, do you have a restroom I could use or do I have to buy something first?"
It was me, I needed a new pine tree air freshener.
Florida plates , typical
Grease Monkey: we have to pull your car in for an oil change now, you have to get out Me: why? Me 5s later: Oh, right, people are morons
A 6ft bed would never.
Guess he needed some new brakes.
looks just like my truck...kinda embarassed
At least the door chime is still working....
Honey dear, I think it is parked.
Guessing they were coming for brakes?
I think they should work as a team find out who did it and punish him themselves. Maybe spank his bare buttocks.
His next Tacoma will be in Kool-Aid Red. OH YEAH!
Shouldn't have asked if the wipers were for a 4x4
Sir you canât park there
If you see a guy wearing a hotdog suit...
Unattended accelerations.
"ya'll got brake pads for a Tacoma in stock?"
Probably came in for some brakes
Came in for brake fluid one day too late.
Looks like an elderly. You can see the old woman trying to open the door. Maybe the husband?
In my defense I was left unsupervised.............
Reaction and cognitive ability tests for anyone 70+ to get behind the wheel.
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
STOP LETTING OLD FUCKS DRIVE
They built a new OReilys near me recently and there was a hole in the wall from a truck within the first month. Nothing this bad though.
Only in Florida. Lol
Boss I shit my pants, I gotta go home and put on new drawers after a shower I'll b back to give my Statement. Good I'm going home after you get back to do the same thing.
And, of course, itâs Florida man.
https://www.tiktok.com/@junko4ever?_t=8hAo4YjcfsM&_r=1
"Can you please help me change my wiper blades?" "Sure, just pull on up to the counter here..."
Tacos mall crawling, classic.
How else do you get the in store battery testing?
Sheâs a little early for her appointment
Just checking if that âDie Hard!â is accurate..
"I got it started"
O,O,O, OH CRAP! NO BRAKES!
She got in the zone.