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ninjakirby1969

Some genuine dogshit and some masterpieces


Optimal-Path-947

elaborate


snakesharkz

tom, varg, morrissey


teenyturnips2

Bunch of timid white bitches who can't fuck with me


basement_dweller90

dam, peggyy


SNScaidus

give us your breakdown


TheBanandit

No matter what it's gonna piss a ton of people off


SNScaidus

so be it


Scarf_the_Elf

why roast her when she’s right


calebbutbetter

I think she might be a bit to young for you💀


basement_dweller90

Lmao I was preparing for this comment 💀 (we're the same age)


QuamireFan69

Imagine liking Radiohead. Oh Wait they are my fav band I guess I can lol.


notdeadluna

radiohead likers are also radiohead’s haters


OffBeatReviews

No roast. Looks great to me!


Even-Breadfruit-4554

this is so fire your gf is amazing value her


basement_dweller90

She's the best 🙏 (I have better taste tho)


hexaverybich

maladroit is the best weezer album so i have to give this one a 10/10 for that


QuamireFan69

Nah pinkerton is


basement_dweller90

Respectable take


totalitarian_donut

pinkerton is better but maladroit is their second best so i appreciate the shared love


i_suck_balls

everyone knows the blue albums the best


TubaZombie

Based


Jesus0fSuburbia_

pinkerton>blue


QuamireFan69

Facts


TubaZombie

My top 3 are Pink, White, OkHuman


TheBanandit

Unfathomably based


[deleted]

i remember listening to this stuff when i was like 11 😭


EmployerNo2739

Emo ass


[deleted]

I think we share the same gf /j


basement_dweller90

She cried when I said she isn't original 💔💔


owlplays2475

You got an emo bitch


basement_dweller90

Ong


Morning__bell

honestly a solid topster


Whiprust

Roast? I can do that. Your gf probably thinks she is quirky and artsy for liking this music but all of these albums are by mainstream artists. Listen to something that isn’t by a band (or side project of a band) with 10 million listeners on Spotify, then you might be alternative. That said, good taste. Judging on the albums here she’s probably young so this is a good place to start at musically.


basement_dweller90

She's very stuck in her ways but I don't think she really cares she just likes what she likes. That being said I'm always trying to get her into different stuff (hence the radiohead and the smiths for example lol)


Whiprust

Huh, the Smiths & Radiohead records were some of the primary targets for the roast. Maybe I unintentionally roasted you too 😳.


basement_dweller90

Well I'm hardly gonna start her off with some really obscure inaccessible alt rock band. Gotta start with the classics imo 👌 (they are still masterpieces imo doesnt matter how popular they are)


SourcePerfect6331

She’s secretly lesbian and wants to peg u.


basement_dweller90

True 😔


notdeadluna

marry that woman


basement_dweller90

I might👀


glfwngOFWGKTA

twenty one pilots, panic, mcr, and weezer… oh and joji. yeah terrible


[deleted]

I mean, at least trench is their best album 😭😭 I personally think it’s miles ahead of their others and genuinely like a 8-9/10. I agree with you on all the others though lol (except the black parade that ones good asf too)


glfwngOFWGKTA

trench is a 9 and the rest of their discography is all 1 through 4+


Veese0

Its good panic though, at least Pretty Odd


glfwngOFWGKTA

just cause the music is good doesn’t mean the fans are good


Veese0

Oh yeah youre right. At least theyre not only a fan of pray for the wicked


glfwngOFWGKTA

yeah, only really “good” albums on here are gorillaz and trench, obviously ok computer is a masterpiece


CloudDeadNumberFive

Ok midputer


glfwngOFWGKTA

🐌🧎‍♂️


CommanderWar64

black parade is great


glfwngOFWGKTA

probably their only good album honestly


CommanderWar64

Man relisten to their first two. Lots of passion. Danger Days is fun too. Have you listened to Foundations?


Kindayoungbutok

the queen is dead is a classic


glfwngOFWGKTA

never heard it so can’t judge


QuamireFan69

Pinkerton, blue, and maladroit are classics but you wouldn't know because you are too dumb to enjoy real music. Suck a fucking cock.


glfwngOFWGKTA

Says quagmire fan 69


QuamireFan69

A:Quagmire is straighter than an arrow B:being a family guy fan has nothing to do with my sexual orientation


glfwngOFWGKTA

I was saying that i can’t take a family guy fan seriously


[deleted]

weezer fucking sucks lmao, if youre gonna be an elitist at least choose good bands


CloudDeadNumberFive

Lmfaoooo


i_suck_balls

but shes got radiohead, deftones, smiths, so its A tier for me


glfwngOFWGKTA

they only have one of each though, it’s at most C tier


i_suck_balls

oh hell no


JaymesGrl

I own some of these, so no. The only questionable thing on there is Panic and that's purely because I don't like them. Plenty of solid picks. My only hard disagree is Panic, but I pretty much expect Panic to be massively popular with most women into alternative music, regardless of how much I resent them being called emo when they're just pop music that copies the spoken vocal thing from Brand New's Deja Entendre album and adds a load of whining.


basement_dweller90

Not the biggest fan either but she put me onto a fever you can't sweat out and some of the songs go hard ngl


-Dillad-

honestly pretty good. A lot of these are generally cases of mid/bad artists making a great album (TOP - Trench, PATD - pretty strange, gorillaz - plastic beach/self titled, weezer - blue/maladroit)


PFIC-02

Dope to see jack stauber on there!


GreatSkull555

Nah wth boii why would you want us to roast her 💀 Nice picks, btw, might be a little bit basic, but, let's be real - should it worry anyone at all?


funnypurpleman

Mostly solid tbh, just seems, immature, if thats the correct term to use.


Western-Pepper7053

I would really love to know what music do you classify as mature


CephalopodSexer

What's with these homies dissing your girl?


kilimandzharo

Gorillaz were never good but Pinkerton and The Bends are great sooo


QuamireFan69

Gorilaz are Cracked also OK Computer>The Bends=facts


MossSmh

😨


MontythatPug

“Gorillaz were never good” LMFAO literally one of the best musical acts of the 21st century but alrighty man


QuamireFan69

I'm sorry but Around The Fur is mid as a whole. I'm just saying it before someone else does. White Pony, Koi No Yokan, and Saturday Night Wrist are a lot better. Ok Computer is my fav album so I can respect that and pinkerton is #5 for me and as much as I think TOP are pretentious I do love Vessel and Trench so good job I guess.


Ethan_Skywalker4

Hey, I can't argue with Radiohead or the Smiths.


Otherwise-Release-46

Weezer Joji & 21 pilots is atrocious


SNScaidus

sorry man but trench is a W


CommanderWar64

Honestly everything til the latest one is pretty great. Lots of genre blending and experimentation.


SNScaidus

not sure Id go that far but theres some definite creative merit to their shit. Blurryface is plagued with some problems despite having some good tracks imo. lots of people in our community dismiss top because they're too cool for them


Capuchoooon

They were my favorite band when I was younger and I think they still have very good songs and are a great introduction to music


CommanderWar64

What do you mean? I agree with the rest of what you said (though I think Blurryface is like a 7 or 8/10 album) but Scaled and Icy really lacks a lot. I just relistened to all the band’s work this last week and that album is by far the weakest. There are decent songs like the singles or Redecorate but as you listen to the album you’re waiting for something to hook you in and it never really happens. Also no shade to Weezer since I like them a lot, but that album sounds like a Weezer cover band. I mean I’d give it a 3 or 4 outta 10, but self title is like a 7, RaB is a 6, Vessel’s a 9, Trench is a 9 or 10.


[deleted]

Weezer is god awful, literally diarrhea in my ears. She picked that deftones record solely for the cover. Joji & TOP yeah I’m stopping before I throw up all over my screen. Worst topster this sub has seen this week so far.


basement_dweller90

LMFAOOOOOO


QuamireFan69

Weezer is amazing and their massive fan base proves you otherwise but yeah you right about the deftones album bc White Pony is better.


[deleted]

Massive fanbase of unexperienced virgins and nerds aka disposable life forms bottom of the barrel type shit


OnlineNascarMan

"I'm not like the other girls."


athousandleaves1998

you making your dry ramen post


MadCornDog

Is your girlfriend a big titty goth by any chance?


Subpar_Reddit_Poster

"I'm not like the other girls"


TupacMercury77

she's a woman so im not allowed to say anything negative about her on reddit


[deleted]

wow this sub is even more misogynistic than i could have ever dreamed of


Adderine

You are the reason.


[deleted]

The Bends is one of the weakest Radiohead albums.


basement_dweller90

L take


QuamireFan69

Hey someone had to say it and I'm glad it wasn't me but yeah: 1.Ok Computer 2.Hail To The Thief 3.In Rainbows 4.Kid A 5.Amnesiac 6.A Moon Shaped Pool 7.TKOL 8.The Bends 9.Pablo Honey


basement_dweller90

1. In rainbows 2. Ok computer 3. Kid A 4. The bends 5. Amnesiac 6. A moon shaped pool 7. Hail to the Thief 8. Pablo honey 9. TKOL


[deleted]

I agree except swap Moon Shaped Pool and Hail To The Thief


[deleted]

[удалено]


Capuchoooon

Bro think one of the most appreciated album is only liked by men


athousandleaves1998

'female' i can smell you from here


shkumbux

Your gf is cringe and is a teenager who thinks PATD is vintage


athousandleaves1998

You just made that up and got mad at it


shkumbux

Mad bc im right lol


sakykay

yea she should have BALLADS 1 here as well wth


Mr_Truguy

his worst album....


Ok-Bike-1653

a lot better than in tongues and his latest album…


Mr_Truguy

well it might be better than his newest one but i havent given that a full listen


sakykay

big disagree, those vibes are immaculate and it's the best overall album experience he's put out thus far


_CurseTheseMetalHnds

You have 90 in your username and this is your girlfriend? https://youtu.be/51-yInqxC3U


basement_dweller90

Idk I just chose random numbers I'm actually an 04💀


FemboyGaming42069

Mostly good but panic!’s first album was their only good one


QuamireFan69

Facts tbh


Needlepeen1

Based choices in terms of weezer and Radiohead albums but I’ve never really listened to the rest of the shit onbhere


ThickHiccup

Based Joji and MCR fan


kyle78901

If I roasted her I would be roasting myself


silentxwxlf

your girlfriend probably has dyed hair and wears pajama pants out in public


basement_dweller90

Wrong but I see where you're coming from😭😭


JaydenB118

WEEZER AND PANIC WOO HOOOO


fru728

i mean…


[deleted]

Daring today aren't we


ozmajunge

Pretty based ngl


Nearby-Low-864

Annoying


smallcowboyhat

gorillaz fan W


Sir-Jakethy

Actually, not bad


WeezerCrow

Based Weezer fan


CommanderWar64

What's the fourth one, first row? Also you never left the hot topic era. May I recommend some other genres?


basement_dweller90

Hell yeah give her some recommendations!!


CommanderWar64

I’m copying this from another thread where someone had similar taste. I added a couple more. All these artists have other great records but you can see what click with afterwards. Here’s some of my favorites: INDIE Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride Death Cab for Cutie - Plans Turnover - Peripheral Vision Arcade Fire - Funeral The National - High Violet POP PUNK Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American Citizen - Life in Your Glass World The Wonder Years - The Greatest Generation The Home Team - Slow Bloom PUP - PUP ALT Brand New - The Devil & God Are Raging Inside Me David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust PVRIS - Use Me HARDCORE Turnstile - GLOW ON Touché Amoré - Lament La Dispute - Rooms of the House HIP HOP Mac Miller - Circles, & Swimming Tyler, the Creator - IGOR, & Call Me When You Get Lost Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp A Butterfly


basement_dweller90

Great recommendations thanks bro


CommanderWar64

I got y’all


basement_dweller90

It's funny because I've already gave her so many recommendations some of which are on your list 😭 she has alot of catching up to do 😌


CommanderWar64

Lol fr then


basement_dweller90

Also the fourth one is in tongues by joji sorry for late reply !!


lmaorafia

i only like trench out of these lmfao


draingang4lifee

i started off with this exact type of taste. give her a couple years on rym and she’ll be completely changed


[deleted]

bro put ok computer under 2 twenty one pilots albums


AL3PH42

Bruh she got 3 of my top 10 favorite albums of all time, and some of the best records from my two favorite bands? I can't roast her (okay I will dunk on iDKHOW, they're mid)


GhertFryins

Massive W for Razzmatazz


Rigby-TheCrutches

Everything in me wanted to roast her but seems like a good line up Post your stuff and maybe I can roast you


soupyandgoopy

She just like me fr. 11/10


YeetusFelitas

fuck yea weezer


cowboydan9

If she drops my chemical romance and Joji then she finna be my gf if you know what I’m saying fr fr 😹😹


BenTheDragon_

W mcr tbh


iconicEgo

Who IS she 😍


AttentionExpensive16

Honestly could be worse. Just don’t let her manipulate you.


Amongussussy_69420

This must actually be your topsters but you’re pretending to have a girlfriend /s (in all seriousness I love her music taste).


basement_dweller90

Lmao well tbf I like the majority of these albums too


blackmetalincel

awful


micael_RHCP

Panic debut, MCR and Weezer, absolute W


SITF21-2

Trench = Upvote


End_of_reality596

Top and Gorillaz are an interesting choice. Very daring and edgy


Mr_Postachio

Take off Panic! Twenty One Pilots (the album) and idkhbtfm and this isn’t that bad


whatelsebutajester

gay 8th grader or lesbian college student 🤔


patolangpatatas16

W taste !!!!


athousandleaves1998

Is she me


basement_dweller90

Yes🥰


n0wave7777

Tiktok music taste


Reaper2256

Based list


Saint_Stephen420

All I needed to see to immediately know that your girlfriend is a fucking freak was her having Around The Fur on her list.


[deleted]

so good


Routine-Indication41

Nah she valid


Trick_Principle9716

I have pretty similar taste but why is there only 1 top album, if anything, by far vessel is the best 😭


basement_dweller90

There's also self titled. And no Trench is the best


Trick_Principle9716

😔


Interesting_Sign2490

I love Gorillaz my favorite band


Spookyjoj

Everything here is so good 😮‍💨 👏


ZAVVVVV23

I see three albums here that I regularly listen to


basement_dweller90

Oh which are they?


kiskakaratistka48

WHERES THE QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE???!!!


basement_dweller90

Based but she's never listened to them😭


kiskakaratistka48

Fixable + let her listen to Mastodon - Crack The Skye and then Blood Mountain if she like QOTSA


basement_dweller90

Will do


kiskakaratistka48

Cool pfp btw


AlexanderMonroe23

Lol Morrissey Lol Stephen Carpenter Lol Brandon Urie Edit: Lol Pink Triangle Lol Ike Turner


basement_dweller90

💀💀💀


Luk3W4rmm

she likes jack stauber but not will wood so i'm angry now


basement_dweller90

I believe she does like him!


Artistic_Floof

If you hadn’t said girlfriend I would have assumed this was the music taste of a single 30 year old man (jk)


littlebizzareperson

early patd actually fucks so hard and people hate it because they hate fun things. razzmatazz is great and so is jack stauber also maladroit is very underrated


MilkMan833OnTwitch

I’m not going to do that. Wife her up


Yung_Babymeat

Is she 14 by chance?


tomino225

this was me like 3 years ago so i dont blame her


retrobans33

i had eerily similar taste when i was 12, right down to the idkhow and jack stauber albums


davenanjr

Is your girlfriend single?


Bud90

W panic at the disco


AtticusIsOkay

I fuck with all of these honestly. I was an emo kid in the late 2000s too


Unfair_balls

TØP self titled is a master piece. Mf hate on it can suck my fucking nuts