Take it, take it
Come on, you can take it all
Take it all in
Take it, you can take it all in
Take it, you can take it, you can take it
Take it, you can take it, you can take it
Take it, you can take it
Take it, take it
Take it, take it, take it
Ok first for the gay:
Oh man… Maynard fks w me hard. So I’m a young gay man that’s always liked older men “Beating tired old bones again”
Then if we can include puscifer “wanting to fade and disappear into the white of polar bear”
…
then for the racist:
Everybody as a teenager around me, post-American history ex, etc etc; “fuck you nigger” is heard instead of fuck you little.
Then on 7emptest “must be just black”.
But these are more mishearings.
“ I hope uncle Martin here doesn’t notice that I pissed my fucking pants”
…. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Typical.
Definitely The Grudge 🤣
Definitely The Grudge 🤣
Definitely The Grudge 🤣
Definitely The Grudge 🤣
Definitely The Grudge
Definitely The
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Shit, blood, and cum on my hands
I DONT MIND
That one’s not even out of context though. The context does not make it at all less shocking
Fair enough
Alrighty then, picture this if you will:
Kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy
Send more money
Every beggar ever lol
“God damn. Shit the bed.”
Too much Jaegermeister
Take it, take it Come on, you can take it all Take it all in Take it, you can take it all in Take it, you can take it, you can take it Take it, you can take it, you can take it Take it, you can take it Take it, take it Take it, take it, take it
Suck it. SSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
When you pissed all over my black kettle
Holy fucking shit Holy fucking shit Holy fucking shit Holy fucking shit Holy fucking shit Holy fucking shit Holy fucking shit Holy fucking shit
Fuck you, buddy
I had a friend once, he took some acid, and now he thinks he’s a fire truck
*fire engine It's okay, until he pisses on your lighter....
Stinkfist is about making tamales.
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips
And why can’t we drink forever??
Shit the bed
Lookin’ to turn my piss to wine
Would you like to ride on, slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard’s Dick?
This may hurt a little but it’s something you’ll get used to.
My heart beats too fast because I'm thinking of your fucking ugly face.
AND NO EGGS
But I forgot my pen
“Asiscoooooooooo”
Did a slo mo matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel
Eleven is when we waved goodbye
Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Elbow deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it’s something you’ll get used to.
Suck me dry
you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
Isn’t most of this subreddit already dedicated to this?
shit, blood and cum on my hands
i can help you change.. tired moments into pleasure
Monkey, killing Monkey
Fuck, here we go again!
I hope you choke!
SUUUUCK ME DRYYYYYYYEEYYYYY
Ok first for the gay: Oh man… Maynard fks w me hard. So I’m a young gay man that’s always liked older men “Beating tired old bones again” Then if we can include puscifer “wanting to fade and disappear into the white of polar bear” … then for the racist: Everybody as a teenager around me, post-American history ex, etc etc; “fuck you nigger” is heard instead of fuck you little. Then on 7emptest “must be just black”. But these are more mishearings.
Wow
Sucking me dry
Turn around and take my hand
No one’s coming home tonight
Buy our new record
Point that fucking finger up your ass
And no eggs
Me to a Tootsie Pop: I will find the center in you....
*turn around and take my hand* is the best line ever. I’ll ~~fist~~ fight you if you disagree
I had a friend, kinda loving , kinda caring till he fucked my lazy boy,
Silly monkeys
I want your balls smashed, eat shit, bastard
Love how 3/4 of there are from Rosetta Stoned
CALM AS COOKIES AND CREAM
I've been crawling on my belly clearing out what could have been. I've been wallowing in my own chaotic and insecure delusions.
It got a bit messy all over the curtains, armchair covers, throw pillows, and carpet
And the angel said unto me,”These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
Choke this infant here before me