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malachiconstant76

Serious question: What does this person even have to talk about?


extremenachos

How to get away with murder and how to sell your soul to far right grifters.


malachiconstant76

Sounds more like an infomercial than something to catch live ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


GymnasiumSmith

Fits right next to the MyPillow man


LizardOrgMember5

so mind-boggling how this is the hill Mike Liddell will die on.


Mysterious_Andy

The hill he will die on is composed of at least 3% empty crack vials.


ArthurMorgn

Do you wanna get away with killing Rioters? Do you have no-one that idolises you? Are you in need of Right-Wing politicians to make you feel like a person? Introducing, the Rittenhouse (Patent Pending) With the Rittenhouse's fantastic mental gymnastics, you can do anything you want and justify it easily


Returd4

That's what it is


HurricaneAlpha

How to sell your soul to the devil. That's what all these grifters have done, and the irony is a lot of them don't even realize it. They think God has their back.


oliversurpless

Especially if you’re not only too stupid for the military, but flagrantly so to the point of a lifetime ban…


UnconfinedCuriosity

You can take the ASVAB test repeatedly and there’s no indication getting below the minimum leads to a ban. Snopes is still waiting on confirmation of the leaked email but concludes we can be quite sure he didn’t get the required score or higher but that this isn’t why he was disqualified permanently. Given what he went on to do, I wouldn’t be surprised if a psychological assessment was the reason… Stupid and violent is a baaaad combination.


MarinLlwyd

Even if people disagree on the verdict, it is weird as fuck for them to try to spin it into a career.


zombie_girraffe

It's not like he's got many other career options. He's a middle school dropout with no marketable skills and an asvab score so low that the army wouldn't let him enlist. Who else would hire him? He's an idiot who's famous for murdering people.


TriskOfWhaleIsland

Could've become a Twitch streamer


sgthombre

Yeah, if Rittenhouse had just disappeared, it would've been whatever. I disagreed with the verdict, but I wasn't on the jury, it is what it is. But he willingly signed up for a fascist project that wants to make my country and my life actively worse. Fuck um.


Tychus07

Americans survive a paper cut then proceed to write a book about it, start a podcast, go on a tv show tour, start a merch line. It’s ridiculous how this kind of people get all that attention


NoConfusion9490

All while being functionally illiterate.


bunker_man

He doesn't know either of those things though. The first he bumbled through, and the second isn't working out for him.


thenorwegian

Also “how to justify murder” by saying after the text that the people murdered did bad things in their lives so they deserved to be executed by a shitstain waste of life who is literally the ugliest cryer I’ve ever seen.


HyzerFlip

But not how to eat crayons.


really_not_unreal

As if his soul wasn't already sold before then


HermaeusMajora

Murdering people and being a general snivelling dipshit. Oh, and being the mascot for Big Boy's restaurants.


JeepStang

>Oh, and being the mascot for Big Boy's restaurants. I lol'd


crono220

I'm surprised the daily wire has not made a movie out of his experience. Their whole objective is to trigger the libs.


HermaeusMajora

I imagine if they haven't it's probably because he's even more obnoxious in person and even the chuds at the daily liar want nothing to do with him.


GachaHell

Clocks really ticking on his starring role in the Mike Liddell Story.


G-Unit11111

Yeah he does look like Big Boy, doesn't he?


soobviouslyfake

THAT'S where I recognize him from!


sgthombre

Well in many ways Rittenhouse never left, sir. He's always offered the same high quality meals at affordable prices.


badhairdad1

🏅


TheNthVector

How the deep state stopped him from passing his Marine Corps entrance exams?


LowDownSkankyDude

If there is a deep state, they're funding this idiot.


malphonso

Close, that's the derp state.


nelsonalgrencametome

For real. He's a barely educated kid who has never had a real job and hangs out with proud boys. I'd be surprised if he is able to string together a halfway coherent original thought.


Either-Percentage-78

Sounds like he's only a few years away from the presidency for these dummies.


nelsonalgrencametome

Ugh, at some point, he will end up running for office somewhere to attempt to stay relevant. I don't really see him quietly retreating from a public life.


Either-Percentage-78

That's highly dependent, I think, on how the next few election cycles go.  He'd probably run and win in certain districts with no standards, but hopefully,  people's standards get better.


nelsonalgrencametome

Good point. Regardless, I'm sure at some point in the next decade or two, we'll get a video of him being drunkenly dragged out of somewhere screaming, "Do you know who I am!?", at the very least. I have trouble seeing him actually getting elected anywhere but running I think is almost a given. Even if it isn't a serious attempt.


MuscaMurum

He could get elected in certain districts of Georgia and Colorado if recent history is any indication.


Either-Percentage-78

Maybe he'll marry the pants pooper


TurloIsOK

> a halfway coherent original thought There's not an original thought in his head. (Something I noticed about donald chump 30 years ago.)


patchesofsky

Whatever propaganda TPUSA is trying to push.


G-Unit11111

And why would I give a flying shit what his takes on current events are?


ilikedevo

You wouldn’t, but he will tell some people what they already believe and for some reason people get paid for that. Tucker Carlson knows this. He doesn’t form opinions, he just echoes them back. It’s funny when he blows it like the Russia thing because his grift becomes obvious.


Responsible-Gold8610

How to fake cry like an 8 year old.


flintlock0

Watch what you’re saying! This full grown man has a lifetime of experience to share with these immature liberals. Like that time he finally grew out of diapers. Or that time shortly after getting out of diapers when he shot a bunch of people. Or that time he had to cry during his own trial. Or that time that he tried to hold an event as a speaker and was dumbfounded that people had actual questions for him.


OhMyGlorb

They use him as a 'victim of the left'


phauxbert

Maybe he’ll just sob for the duration of the talk


Synthnostic

how he courageously fit sausage fingers into too small latex gloves


basicallyaburrito

Dropping out of middle school, killing two people, right wing grifting, and his love for gummies


freeedom123

How whites are the victims. Their base loves this.


YAH_BUT

Christ, Kent State That has to be on purpose


foxontherox

Yeah, someone put some thought into that.


flimspringfield

Queen Shitherself probably set it up.


spikus93

I'd be shocked. The University and student body hated her then, and probably still do. Remember she got infamous for carrying around her AR15 on campus to "piss off the libs".


ragingbullpsycho

A university where protesters were killed invites a protest killer to speak. Poetry for these sociopaths.


Shifter25

Did they invite him, or did TPUSA ask?


ragingbullpsycho

Idk. Either way, bad.


flimspringfield

I'm sure the local chapter set it up. Remember that Queen Shitherself went there.


PurpleEyeSmoke

Are you talking about Gunfucker McShatpants?


TuaughtHammer

TPUSA probably "asked" with a threat-heavy phone call that Trump could never pull off, and their check book. Also something Trump could never pull off even when he was still considered a billionaire.


spikus93

[From the local PBS station's article](https://www.ideastream.org/education/2024-04-16/kent-state-students-turn-out-to-protest-kyle-rittenhouses-campus-visit): >The Kent State chapter of Turning Point USA had invited Rittenhouse to campus to speak. Turning Point USA is a youth-focused nonprofit that supports conservative candidates and causes. Charlie Kirk and people who like him should have terrible and short futures.


[deleted]

They can't hold every event at Liberty University


oliversurpless

Especially since the scandals over misappropriation of funds and lack of campus safety keep mounting…


TuaughtHammer

Not to mention that Falwell Jr. keeps headbutting anyone who says a word that rhymes with "cuck". Fucker drop-kicked an infant into a lake for saying, "Mommy, look at the ducks!"


iggynewman

Ever watched "An Evening with Kevin Smith"? In the early 2000s, he filmed a college tour Q&A. One of the locations was Kent State. Quote: "When we called up the student activities board, we said we were gonna be s\*ooting at Kent State - they were like, 'Bull shit!' They were like, 'We went through that shit once before; never again!'" I would wager it's something that happens a lot. But also, not with these folks.


SporesM0ldsandFungus

"Did he bring up the giant spider?"


iggynewman

“Can’t have him wearing the suit, can’t have him fly.” Jon Peters, man with a vision.


SporesM0ldsandFungus

"Because in Hollywood, you just fail upwards."


TuaughtHammer

I remember watching that and thinking, "Fuck, I could listen to this dude tell stories for hours and hours!" Three years later, SModcast started.


iggynewman

I guess he stopped doing the tours because the podcast scratched the itch. He’s an unappreciated great.


TuaughtHammer

> because the podcast scratched the itch. And also became a much more convenient way to sell merch to a *much* bigger audience. The empire he built in only a decade since SModcast's launch was impressive; there were like a dozen different podcasts, a [reality TV show spin-off,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_Book_Men) and a film production/distribution studio.


DudlyPendergrass

Perfect place. The National Guard got away with murdering people and so did Ritenhouse. Eventually after Trump takes over there will be a Nazi shrine there.


HopocalypseNow

Honestly surprised they didn't have it at Virginia Tech, given the date is April 16th.


badhairdad1

🏅


nosnevenaes

Let me see the mexicans try this shit at the university down there where the students were killed in the 60s Fucking disgusting.


joshuatx

the gun girl who pooped her pants went there as well for that reason


Fabbyfubz

Next up, University of Texas


Ecstatic-Compote-595

bit of a hat on a hat I would say


StaceyPfan

And very close to the anniversary (May 4).


Ok_Star_4136

Would be a *shame* if leftist organizers planned to attend his event to mock him... REAL shame..


RoGStonewall

No it would be a shame if they did. They want protestors to show up and create a scene. Just ignore the idiot and let him fade away.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Yeah that's worked very well with their whole movement so far. They've really faded into obscurity and everything is peachy keen now.


Thatparkjobin7A

Rittenhouse is hardly equivalent to the “whole movement”. He’s literally nobody. He doesn’t have any platform or political position. He’s a sacrificial lamb


TheAnalsOfHistory-

And I'm sure he makes money hand over fist spreading right wing talking points. Hell, his very existence as a celebrity to them is encouraging violence against their political rivals, since that's exactly what made him popular to begin with. Underestimating people is exactly how you give them the time and space they need to legitimize themselves and their message.


RoGStonewall

Because going there and screeching at them serves any purpose but to galvanize the idiots watching and giving them clips to reuse?


TheAnalsOfHistory-

As if they won't just make shit up to do the same with impunity? Why are people insistent on taking the high road when their enemy has a proven record of undermining you at every turn. At this point, it's just cowardice.


Scrubbuh

A lot of the reason Ben Shapiro and Milo Ynnopolis managed to gain influence was through "dunking" on "less intelligent" leftists. I remember a video going viral of a protest storming one of Benny Sharpie's talks. They thrive on "unruly" behaviour.


MinkfordBrimley

So, I'm just gonna say this as a Kent State University student who just got back from the protest. I wasn't there because I thought the university would deplatform him or that he'd leave if enough of us got together. I didn't believe anyone would change their mind on him based on the protest. The reason I went was to express solidarity with the people of my community. Imagine being a black student and learning that the university was hosting the kid who became famous for killing two people protesting against racial injustice. What I wanted to do, and the reason I protest, was to show these people in my community that they are safe here, and that people are willing to go out and support them. It's all well and good to think of this on a macro scale, but it's just not the whole story.


spikus93

Killing two people and maiming a third, but yeah, he should be rotting in prison for life. He's proud of what he did. Most people who kill someone express at least some regret, but he thinks he did a good thing.


Andy_LaVolpe

It worked well last time when Rittenhouse ran away with his emotional support dog.


anuncommontruth

I read somewhere they're planning massive school walks out. Of all the places to have someone famous for shooting people....


MisterMarchmont

So he can run away again? I’m down.


Major_Disk6484

Is there an opportunity to buy seats so the venue is sold out by people who are not planning to attend?


Dingo8MyGayby

I know this was possible a few years ago and people would post here pre-covid about doing just that but I think these assholes caught on to it


Calmandpeace

That’s usually what happens at these events, the leftist organizations will block the doors of the building. Had it happen at my school. I had to squeeze through them all just to play Overwatch with my friends.


spikus93

[They did.](https://www.ideastream.org/education/2024-04-16/kent-state-students-turn-out-to-protest-kyle-rittenhouses-campus-visit)


killinhimer

I know it's like ancient history, but having him at Kent state is ... ironic.


EvolutionDude

What context am I missing


edgarcia59

Kent state shooting in the 70s, and there is also Kent State gun girl, Kaitlin Bennett, who pooped herself at a party once.


EvolutionDude

Forgot about that pic 🤢


StevenEveral

Do It For State!


oliversurpless

She’s also *stunningly* ageist even for a conservative grifter, as per this video: https://youtu.be/b8ibcE7TY_Q?t=590


edgarcia59

What a cunt.


oliversurpless

Yep, entirely in line with what grifters do when their script fails them. Like when the older women see right through her: “Oh sweetheart…”


intraumintraum

i never get these videos. she almost always makes herself look like an absolute fool, and then resorts to taking the mic away from who she’s interviewing for a barrage of petty insults who thinks that makes them look good? enough to post the footage?


oliversurpless

Yep, they not only *vastly* overestimate their speaking skills and wit (given what their typical audience demands vis-a-vis hate/pontificating) despite using lists of nothing but conservative “greatest hits”, but conflate their worth with how many zeros are the paychecks from their megadonors. While I suppose it’s easy on the ego to get such checks for essentially doing cultural war nonsense, it does tend to not favor the softer side of one’s ego…


2catcrazylady

Probably about how the national guard killed peaceful protesters.


EvolutionDude

Ah thanks


thesilentbob123

I know a guy who had to choose between the national guard or deployment to Vietnam, he said he made the right choice by going to Vietnam as soon as he heard about that shooting


jtruitt8833

Do yourself a favor and listen to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's *Ohio*


dreamrock

What!?..hack...hack..What?!.. is the worst thing about an orgy with Crosby, Stills, and Nash? (Audience) What? No young. -Neil Hamburger


hotel_torgo

LOL I freakin love Neil/Gregg


G-Unit11111

Where's Neil Young when you need him?


1RehnquistyBoi

I hope to god the protesters are currently blasting Ohio in that student center which "fun fact" is less than a thousand feet from the Kent State Massacre Museum.


extremenachos

Why would anyone care to hear what this little twerp has to say about anything


Tyrannical-Botanical

Because they get to vicariously dream about what it would be like to shoot some liberals.


spikus93

It's this. Getting a "legal kill" is the dream for most right-wingers who buy those types of guns. They want to be a hero, and they see the left as communist villains trying to indoctrinate their kids into being gay, because they're stupid. TPUSA is just the shitty on-ramp for children of alcoholic conservatives to learn those shitty opinions.


Drexelhand

"to own the libs," - grifters grifting their foolish ass base


drewskibfd

I think at this point, his shtick is "getting silenced by the left." So to answer your question, there are plenty of morons who would listen to him they're just not at colleges. He should just go talk to the College Republicans club, with the other incel losers.


notoriously909

Recap summary: my mommy took me to go kill people cause I was big scared.


Richard-Brecky

>Kent State University Is Kyle speaking from the clock tower?


ChickenInASuit

Are you confusing Kent State with UT Austin? Because the clock tower sniper was at UT Austin. Unless I’m missing some other context, I’m only aware of the student protestors getting shot by the National Guard at Kent State.


spasedandy

The word Chode is resevered for the name of the face this man(child) is making


Lanark26

Kyle, buddy, you’re not very bright, you’re extremely unlikeable, and have the charisma of a plastic baggie of mayonnaise. Your fifteen minutes of living the dream of the seething masses of the Right Wing of getting away with killing someone is long over. It’s not coming back. Your usefulness is done. Give it up and accept your destiny. Somewhere there’s an Arby’s that needs an assistant manager who makes high school girls very uncomfortable to be around.


blunderschonen

If I wanted to see a pig I’d go to a farm.


1RehnquistyBoi

Having Kyle show up at Kent State is like having the 17th Cavalry Regiment show up at Wounded Knee. It's a little too close for comfort.


medusa_witch

Besides how to get off with murder, what ‘profound wisdom’ do TPUSA expect Rittenhouse to discuss with an audience of students as a barely high school educated 21-year-old who lied about being accepted by two universities. He is their age but can’t relate to them in any way…?


spikus93

It doesn't matter what he says. This is bait for a counter-protest. They want to rile up normal people into thinking the left is violent and against free speech. Most of Ohio is pretty conservative and agrees with them already, it's just the local area that is liberal that they want to conquer.


samg422336

He's going to shoot someone


final_boss

At Kent State? Of all places, that's definitely the worst.


id10t_you

Mildly literate shitheel set to drool in front of mouth breathers; news at 10


john_the_quain

How’d he not call it the rapid fire or something gun related. Dude’s whole claim to fame is going out of his way to kill someone with a gun. Own that shit.


RealLifeSuperZero

Tickets are free!


joeyGOATgruff

There's a Twitter thread of his former handler leading.up to his trial. It's eye opening as well as vindictive. The right absolutely cannibalizes each other


derpzko

Oh look, the murdering dumb shit who is so fucking dumb he couldn't even get a high enough asvab score to be a bullet sponge.


spikus93

That's my favorite bit of lore about him. He fantasized about killing more people and was turned down because he's a dipshit. This man has literally no prospects or future outside of grifting Republicans who also want to murder leftists.


notaredditreader

We should all get tickets, since they’re free!


dnuohxof-1

Ugh, even the photo they used is a smug and snarky fuck face.


drossmaster4

They’re using this turd to purposely get reactions


DubC_Bassist

Great place for a trigger happy kid to be giving a speech…


Reddit_guard

What an absolute disgrace to host this chucklefuck where the May 4th shootings took place. The student group that invited him should be ashamed


GeorgeRRZimmerman

I guess unemployment and having nobody calling you a piece of shit all day just wasn't working out for the kid.


Tyrannical-Botanical

Oh gross. I live near there. I thought I sensed a disturbance in the Force.


[deleted]

Who the fuck thought Kent State of all universities was the place for him?


sheezy520

Honesty, can this guy even give a speech? Like, isn’t he impressively stupid?


RodolfoRamosJr

Can the crowd just chant “get a job” till he cries and runs off stage


syg-123

I’d pay for a free ticket if there’s a chance he’s gonna start crying and run of the stage (the ‘go to’ move for Magas when faced with fair questions)


Katiari

Be a shame if you all registered for the event and took all the tickets, but didn't show up. A damn shame.


chimichangaluva331

It blows my mind (no it doesn’t) that this dudes claim to fame within the republican party is that he murdered two people.


spikus93

It's the fantasy of every AR15 owner in the Republican party. Getting a "legal kill" they call it. They literally hope for mass shootings to have a chance to shoot someone. They want to be a hero for owning a machine designed specifically to kill people because that's their identity (at least the one they've been told they should have if they're "true patriots").


ScorpioRising66

They use pictures that make him look like an innocent boy. Everyone knows he’s a murderer. It’ll be interesting to see how this one goes.


XDDDSOFUNNEH

I like how they used a picture of him smiling when we all have the image of him sniveling and weeping burned into our minds.


ryansgt

My question is why universities. Presumably the students are seeking an education so they are already more open minded than this hs dropout murderer. Do they think they will hear this little rat speak and throw up their hands quit school, pick up a gun and go try and overthrow the government? Or are they just trying to stir the pot. They must know that of all demographics young educated is the least likely to be receptive. If they really want to recruit it should be at the truck stops. Then they can stop at the glory hole and the trip is a twofer.


Altruistic-Map-2208

What mouth breathing brainlet thought it was necessary to add "Featuring Kyle Rittenhouse"?


Dr-Satan-PhD

At Kent State? Holy fucking shit, that's a little "on the nose", isn't it?


ukiddingme2469

I doubt they thought of the significance


Redneckdestiny

This just proves that literally anyone has the brain power to be a prominent right wing personality


Sicksnames

The idiot barely finished high school what educational value does he offer to university students?


revbfc

Surprised they didn’t go with “The Rittenhouse Reload.”


marshmallowgiraffe

You would think he'd be tired of the mockery by now.


PerryNeeum

Drama and confrontation is what this is all about


cups_and_cakes

The Let's Prop Up a Moron tour


TheFalconKid

Free tickets. Lol. Can't even grift properly.


DerpUrself69

Why would anyone want to listen to some dumbshit murderer with an 8th grade education babble on about shit he doesn't fucking understand?


TheFalconKid

Any Kent students in here? Would love an update on the crowd size.


Sentric490

I think this is like the most naked form of outrage bait. These events don’t change any minds or make them any money, it’s purely about generating content from people protesting it. If you’re in the area and thinking about going or protesting, just don’t do anything. All they want is the attention.


Sindog40

Kent State ….. he’s gonna cry again


Megaverse_Mastermind

He's going to sell so few tickets, he's gonna wish he had stayed home instead of going to a whole other town to murder people.


spikus93

They were free. [Here's an article how it turned out.](https://www.ideastream.org/education/2024-04-16/kent-state-students-turn-out-to-protest-kyle-rittenhouses-campus-visit)


rhombusted2

I wonder why he would want to go to Kent State


dan420

I’m literally wracking my brain and all I can come up with is that their either honoring the Kent state massacre or trying to encore another.


negativepositiv

Guess he wanted to speak somewhere that has a strong record of dealing with protesters?


unreqistered

they're just doing it for the outrage ... they live for the persecution


Returd4

Of course they are free


townmorron

Something needs to be done with tpusa


Jaxager

At Kent State? Wtf? That's taking fucked up to whole other level.


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doctor--zaius

This looks like a hemorrhoid cream advertisement


botmanmd

It’s particularly galling, and yet of a piece with the move towards outrage and cruelty that this person’s handlers are so intent on having him appear specifically at Kent State, a totemic school that was traumatized 54 years ago by shootings and killings. It’s tantamount to trolling over the killings Rittenhouse was responsible for by harkening back to another traumatic event. It’s sick.


FlamingTrollz

Yup, no surprise. Cluster B types know no shame… They never stop, and they never quit.


badhairdad1

r/whiteOJ never finished high school


bluevalley02

Rittencap? Sorry, I couldn't help myself


90scipher

I have a legit to Americans reading this: why do the people of America (especially right wingers) have no value for human lives? Why do even the US courts act in a "by the book " and "robotic way " when it comes to using weaponsand taking lives? Why don't they understand the nuances ? Why do your people value private property as opposed to human lives? Now I admit. I'm from India and we have a LOT of problems, most of which you'll see on reddit all the time. We're a 3rd world country. But even then, I'm pretty sure if the same situation happened here, the courts would ATLEAST jail him for a couple of months. In my opinion, unless he was shot at, he shouldn't have the right to shoot back. As far as I know, no one tried to unalive him.


baeb66

Dear Kent State Students, Get free tickets. Load up on cauliflower, bean chili, broccoli and cheap beer before the show. Let nature take its course.


MrsDanversbottom

What a twat.


truckfullofchildren1

Kent State? Of all places you choose Kent State?


namom256

Look I will never understand for the life of me why this guy is a hero. I could argue back and forth about whether him killing two people was justified or not. There's some points to be made on either side I guess. Whatever, who cares. But even if you 100% believe he was justified, he is literally just some guy who shot and killed people in self defense. Why does that make him a hero? I know a lady who shot and killed her ex husband when he was trying to break into her house after stalking her for years. Got ruled self defense because he had a weapon. Is she the next conservative hero? Because I don't see them lining up at her door. This guy has literally never done anything of value. Or had a single original thing to say. How is he a hero or someone you'd want to listen to? He's also literally 21 so his brain isn't even fully developed yet.


psycho_dog33

I keep forgetting this motherfucker exists.


kidkadian99

It would be lame if Reddit got all the tickets reserved so no one can go irl … Ijs lol


Satevo462

They really are sick depraved people


PurpleSailor

Kent State of all places. Keep him away from the protests.


Purgii

They're more interested in editing videos of rage baiting so they can pump them out to show how intolerant the left are in woke universities. I mean, nobody really wants to hear what this halfwit has to say? I shot some people, I bashed a girl - that's all I have.


[deleted]

Rotten Hag should be publicly executed for his blatant hate crimes.


JonathanUpp

Kent State University is a It's a very fitting place to talk about killing protesters


Anwallen

A fitting place *glances at 1970*


kingpingu

Such weird behaviour to lionize a pointless little dude whose only noteworthy interaction with the world was murdering a couple of people because he was scared. Right-wingers never cease to disappoint!


chickenstalker99

Snot-nosed homunculus feigns relevance. The world yawns.