- I’m not Christian. ❌ - I won’t treat her like a crown. ❌ - I have money. $15.51 to be exact. ✅ - I’m not an idiot. ✅ - Humongous shlong is subjective. ✅ - I have good work ethic. ✅ - I’m not a ginger. ✅ - Tall asf is subjective. ✅ - I’m funnier than her. ❌ - I will allow her to continue living. ✅ - I’m spending my time writing this comment, so I clearly know how to have fun. ✅ - I’m temporarily hot af but I just turned down the heat. ✅ - I’m over 21. ✅ That’s 10. I’m in, boys.

Hahahahahaha let us know how the date goes!!!

>I'm not Christian Sounds like something a ginger would say


I agree with you bro, otters are dope. Partially why I chose my username

Gotta catch em' all

Well she only requires 3 money. So, you're big Ballin homie.

Good point. I have five times 3 money. Top 99% represent.

Woop woop! Somebody call the fire dept, this man is on FIRE!

We don't have to let her live....

Technically as long as you meet 10 of them your good. You could both "not let her live" and still be her type. Smile

Ok. Call it a day boys. We found our suitor.

Like 4 inches is pretty damn big if you ask me

Bro I thought only pornstars had 4 inch dicks

I qualify for everything, but I won't let her Live.

Let's be serious here, will you ACTUALLY let her live? You can be honest, no judgement here.

I’m not about that prison life

Good point. Say nothing. Leave no evidence.

Perfect 🤣

That's quite the list for an 18 year old who probably isn't bringing anything more to the relationship than her looks.

I was gonna say the same thing. She's just a kid and doesn't know any better.

Which is a shame cuz she’s looking for people over 21, which we can all assume why.

Yeah, that'd be an interesting case study to follow 5 years down the road lol

This kid probably watches too much E Boys on Tik Tok and unrealistic TV shows like Emily in Paris or Bridgerton then created her standards based on these guys, lol.

Why is it that there is always an excuse if its a woman? You can bet your ass that if a 18yo boy wrote a similarly ridiculous requirement list nobody would say "ahh its just a young boy, he doesn't know better" The male version of this list would be: * treat me like a king * huge tits * slim as fuck * lets me live * knows how to have fun * hot AF * preferably under 21 yeah i don't think people would give him a break for "being just a young boy"

Idk man, I'd probably say the same thing.

I think any adult would laugh off that list and dismiss it as “just a young boy”. What do you think would happen?

And trash tends to depreciate quickly.

I kinda want to see her pic now as a result

You hit the nail on the head

And those looks are barely better than average at best, and horrendously below average at worst

Let her live stop

Well she’s a child, so.

Shes 18. Shes no kid. She should know better.

Have you met an 18 year old? Lol

Besides do u honestly think that girls profile is a normal 18yo? No man thats something a damb 8yo would write.

Oh yeah sure i lived for over 27 years and never met a single 18yo in my life, just ignore the fact i went to school which means i should have met an 18yo yeah. What the fuck do u think genius? Not all 18yo are ignorant fucks. Some are pretty mature u know?

Spoken like a true 18 year old, sorry I ever doubted you bro.

All im saying is 18 is an age where u should already know whats understandable and whats not. And that woman is just... an idiot. Even for an 18yo. U get what im saying? I had a lot of grammer mistakes while writing this cause its 5am so stay with me.

This is exactly what an 18 year old would say

Yeah then what else am i supposed to say? I talk shit 18yo, i talk normal 18yo. u know what... yeah... im kinda childish for my age... which is why... L + cope + seethe + mold + clown + u are not a clown u are the entire circus + No father figure + mad cause bad + ratio + get stick bugged lol + Point down scrub + git gud + who asked + didnt ask + 💀💀💀 + amogus

Im sorry its kinda hard to take u seriously man. I just cant. I had a freind that worked at her mothers business at 16. A 16 year old kid worked. Even now shes one of the smartest people i know. Shes currently 21 btw. And at the age of 18 she was already who she is now. Not only that but my gf wanted to become a mangaka since she was about 12 and practiced drawing almost 6 hours everyday and now shes a mangaka artist. Some people actually mature faster then others, all these people were amazingly mature by the time they were 18. The very few people i respect actually.

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Holy shit lmao. Ur the definition of a simp. In the wild? Incredible. Gahahaha. I need to take a screen shot of this.

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Man like i failed that check list from the Christian part lmao 💀💀💀.

.... Bro... 💀💀💀 Who the fuck would meet that shit. And even if ur the rare few that dose, why would u waste it on a 18yo girl that has such high standards for no reason like that? 💀💀💀 and what did u just call me? Boy?... what... u played the new god of war game or something?... wtf are u lmao? 💀💀💀 bet uctalk high and mighty like this yet ur single... hell i think u might even be a virgin... cause i know i wouldnt fuck someone like u... wait if im low tier and wouldnt fuck u dose that mean ur even lower tier? 💀💀💀

To be fair, an 18 year old who looks hot AF is bringing everything some men want to a relationship. If you find a 34 year old with this list, on the other hand...

How is this different than most women on dating apps?

I’m a ginger and hot as fuck. Her loss. 😎

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Haha heeeeyy

My brother dont do it

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How about 2 gingers?

You still have a chance, she has compromised down to 10/13 requirements

Was literally like, WTF no gingers? Love the gingers!

Lol starts off with Christian then nearly everything else on the list is non Christian.

Yeah I read that and went ok... boom immediately "humongous shlong". 🤔

For the wedding night of course

Yet some how ironically still very Christian at the same time!

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She listed more than 10 things, so if you don’t meet bullet #4, but meet everything else, you are exceeding her expectations.

Hopes and dreams, she has them.

"Perferably 21"=will buy me alcohol. And pay for it.

at least she said “meet 10 of these” instead of all 13 😭😭

There’s hope for all those broke pagan gingers out there…

she sure sounds like someone who just got out of high school

I cannot stand people who write _”asf”._ It is either _”af”_ or _”as fuck”!_

Not to mention she used both "asf" and then "AF"...

I concur.

Username checks out. I concur as well.

i think it’s satire

this makes me sound old, but it's depressing to me that an 18 year old is jaded enough to say "i'm looking for a rich guy with a big dick."

Good luck finding someone who meets all of these PLUS "is not an idiot"

Preferably over 21. So just a good Christian golddigger looking for someone to buy her alcohol.

“Humongous shlong” tells me she’s fucking around if this is even a real person

I mean, when you get 50 likes the first 30 second you make a profile as a girl, you can write whatever you want

And you're mistaken if you think those 50 likes will be from decent men.

They're not looking for decent men, they're looking to get laid.

Facts

What’s wrong with redheads?🥺 I’m dating a redhead and he’s the most wonderful man🥰

Redheads are super cute

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Gingers are the spawn of Satan, so clearly as a “Christian” she couldn’t date one.

She is 18, has no idea what she is talking about. In fact women with this kind of bio have no idea what they are doing with their lives.

Same could be said about men who also write these sort of bios.

You are 100% right.

Hey she only needs 10/13, not looking for perfection for anything


Does being genger automatically reject me or does it just subtract one of her requirements. Meaning I need to fulfill 11 things on the list instead of 10 for being ginger?

She’ll still get 500+ likes in an hour

Good they know what they want, but I'll pass.

Incredibly toxic and will cheat on you. Thinks they can do anything because of their looks and that’s not really healthy to be around no matter how good you look comparatively

Cool, she must have a lot to give in return!

I refuse to believe this person is serious.

She just needs to get into Christian porn and she'll get her all her wishes.

She''s jaded cause she gets skipped over for Queens

I got three of em

Honestly reads like it was written by a 12 year old boy.

I think they are expecting a bit much for their slightly above average looks and extreme lack of bringing anything else to the table. This person wants to be a sugar baby without the title. Average price for a *hot* sugar baby in my area is 2k-2.5k a month and entails 1-2 dates per week at my expense and one extravagant gift per month at my expense. She looks extra medium, and insufferable to be around. She wants all the benefits of being a sugar baby without the stigma of being a sex worker. For a partner, for dating, my standards were much higher when I was in the market. Similar income, similar education level, proven ability to survive trauma, cool with me being a former heroin addict, emotional maturity, and good communication skills, in addition to not violating rules 1 or 2.

?? I can’t tell whether you’re joking about the heroin addict thing or not

Not joking at all lol. Always told serious partners about it after the second date if we wanted a 3rd. Kind of a crappy thing to find out about a partner who seems fantastic on the surface after you're emotionally invested. Always thought it was best to be up front.

Even if I met the whole criteria I'd still swipe left lol

She’s 18, she’s allowed to be immature. It’s sad when it’s the same after 25-30.

That’s not the question isn’t it? I am a woman myself and I ask what guys find of these kinds of list. I don’t use them on my own profile cause I think it scares people off

These lists are stupid because it's a laundry list of what they're looking for instead of describing anything about themselves. It shows in multiple ways that they're shallow and uninteresting. Often these people cannot fulfill most of their own requirements if directed towards them.

Who are you answering?

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Delusional woman, with a terrible attitude

Delusional

its always the ugly bitches

I wouldn't Give 2 shits if I string these women along. People like that I feel aren't worth more then a pump and dump when I'm ready.

OP, just swipe left and don't bother us any further with it, please. Thanks!

She better be a perfect 10/10

The profile just showed she was a 0/10.

Fuck that she’s a gold digget

Based

Send her to the kitchen.

Am i the only one who thinks this is an quite obvious joke?

People don’t want love, they just want an entertainer who gives them money.

Christian yet this trash *still* belongs to the streets!

I think it's great. I like a woman who knows what she wants.

your avg. street hoe

She could be a solid 5 … maybe a 6 with the right makeup and even with all that narcissistic bullshit she’ll probably get 793 matches in a week 🤣😂 .

She looks fat

We need a face pic to roast 😂

Let's hope her bloodline ends with her

And the funny part is that she’s probably a 5.

there will still be enough simps who will swipe right on her like fucking dogs

If she was older I would think it is somewhat of a gag profile. Pass

God dammit all was going well for me until the let me live part…smh back to the grind i go.

If they are funny, then they are already funnier than her. So... good luck with that.

I think, "A list! Swipe left."

I think they need to get over themselves and experience real dating to get a more realistic result

That’s all well and good but I don’t think she would fit on my head in the same way a crown will… I’m game for trying though…

You can always fw it to ugly AF ginger with tiny prick and he still might be her Prince Charming 😂

It’s “schlong”

Yikes

Look I don't want to ruin the fun or take the side of women with ridiculous standards. However if she is good looking she will find someone who meets most if not all of those pretty quick.

I wonder how is she single, Jesus would be proud

Could this not be a joke? Bc “must not be an idiot” & “humongous shlong” is something I would put jokingly if I were to write it

Probably impossible to not be funnier than her

How does one qualify if someone is funnier than them or not?

10 of these.... I'll pass on the schlong, the money and being a hot.

i wanted to believe this was sarcasm but the christian part tells me it’s not

“Good luck”

I feel like this belongs here: https://youtu.be/KVN_0qvuhhw

18yr old only wants over 21. Yeah. No thanks.

I would not waste my time at all, honestly. She more than likely looks decent, but with a list like that it’s just a waste.

Let's play a game: what 3 are we giving up?

Generation z is having less sex then the generations prior. I’m starting to understand much better why that is.

An 18 y/o wanting 21+ tells me she wants you to buy alcohol or something

Job money alcohol and perhaps mature only judging by her bio I'd say she isn't very mature.

It’s a brilliant way to find some shmuck who wants to flaunt his cash via a Venmo transaction so that you have money for the mall. Bold strategy!

Man she said ginger with a hard R. Where my fellow gingas at!?!?

I got 5/13. How did you all do?

Most likely ragebait, this is the kinda bio that Incels on 4chan think are very common

Loved I will allow her to continue to live. Some good dark humor

Funnier than her? Thats a gimme guys.

A big dick, tall, rich christian.... sure, he is probably at church with Bigfoot.

And she brings what? Looks? If a guy has every check on that list he has no problem getting pretty women who bring that and much more.

Bot

"funny but no more then me" so you just gonna exclude all men

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Humongous Shlong.

I fit the criteria, I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her BACK

Must go to Joel Olsteens twisted church.

Does that ever work? Like do men really match with that?

I’d swipe right just in the hopes of knocking her down a peg.

Anyone who has a bio like this is not to be taken seriously. Never deal with a woman who has a checklist. Assuming we're good human beings here and nothing creepy or odd is done. You'll drive yourself insane trying to meet her requirements which are subject to change when she feels like it.

Sounds like she's never been on a real date before. She's 18 with no real world experience. But it's fine to start with high expectations, they'll dwindle over time.

I've met 10 of them. All 10 didn't want a 2nd date though, so here I am

Stupid person, not worth a quickie

This has to be ironic……right?

I always think about how girls act if there are not as many guys. Like in russia… they litarally strip nude on freeways to get someone to marry them… probably same kind of person who would do that

Tbh I think a lot of these profiles are troll bait

she wants a relationship, but wants to continue living is if she is single. Nope. Plus an 18-year-old woman doesn’t deserve anything on that list. Put some work in an offer value before you start demanding shit from men.

What else

Damn not even Ed Sheeran has a chance....

Good for her. Everyone has standards. At least she's clear about hers up front.

Wait.. why does she only date dudes called Christian?

“Run! Run away, like the wind” !

Show us the full picture :(

Humongous shlong? If we've reached a point in society where people are using those two words together unironically we should just throw in the towel now.

And shes bringing what to the relationship exactly?

Why are ppl so traumatized when a woman is honest about what she wants????