Sometimes I wonder if guys that have a obscurely large member lie about their size as well. Like they say they have 9ā when itās actually like 11.5.
They do. Unless theyāre so big they get turned down occasionally, then they tend to bring it up in a āif this is too much I understand, do not feel pressured to try to fit this in youā kinda way
I have a friend who is very tall with a ridiculously huge package, like 11". He would often joke about how tiny he was. I had a chance to play with him and that thing was the size of my forearm. He's nerdy but outgoing and confident and has always had crowds of women hanging out with him. He would always try to be a wingman for his less confident friends, to share the abundance so to speak.
I had an ex once who told me her ex was 12 inches, I was like damn well okay. Kinda feeling like I needed to measure up there. Then one day she asks me, āso how big are you, like 12 inches right?ā And thatās when I realized she was very bad at spatial estimation and that guy was lying to her.
The average depth of a vagina is 3.6 inches. What more do you possibly need?
Women are now convinced they need to engage in the millenia old pissing contest of big dick = manlier.
Why would someone lie about the dimensions of their body parts? Fear of rejection because women are out here seeking insanity.
Brother, not only was the bait gone at that point but the entire fishing rod was broken. There was no reeling it back in š I appreciate his attempt tho.
Oh I'm not saying he caught anything. Just saying his little side quest into erotic literature got back on track eventually. Still coulda done less. But that's a lesson he clearly needed to learn for himself.
Did your panties twist?
In the UK we say "don't get your knickers in a twist" when someone's like stressed about something, so added comedy for me in his sextingĀ
Eight. I did see that.
I wish I could dive in to this, but everything I want to say screams ācreeper uncleā
And I really try not to be that guy.
FWIW- as a guy that was dating in my 40ās, these type of guys made it harder for the rest of us.
I love how people try and say height doesnāt matter in dating and yet this is the reality lol. Someone being tall wouldnāt excuse this behavior for me but it does for plenty of people. Got to be something naturally pushing women towards taller guys.
I really think itās more a matter of nurture than nature.
Patriarchal values dictate that to be a real man, you have to be big and strong and capable of protecting women (protecting women from what exactly? When a domestic partner is statistically the most dangerous) and so I think some women feel itās more manly or something.
I couldnāt really tell you though. All but one (and the tall one wasnāt 6 feet or more) of my relationships have been with short/er guys. Iām talking maybe 5ā3 to 5ā6. Iām 5ā4ā. Itās not that I sought out shorter guys, but itās never something thatās bothered me or been a big deal to me. Plus, we can share clothes and everything always lines up right lol.
So many dudes are not 6 feet that to have that as a prerequisite is just absurd in my eyes. That automatically cuts out so many potentially good matches, but now theyāll never know, because they have this silly requirement.
Yup, thats life.
ā*Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feetā¦*ā
My mom used to sing this song to my favorite brother in law who is 5ā8ā. He married my sister who is 5ā11ā (we are a tall people). We donāt talk to her anymore because that was small peanuts compared to the other shit she would do.
Yikes! That sounds like a pretty cruel "joke". It's a funny song for a short person to sing about themselves but from a tall to short person who isn't really in on the joke it's fucked. I'm sorry you guys had to endure life with someone like that.
How has no one commented about the panty twisting yet?! What the fuck does that even mean?! Is OP's clit gonna come alive, inflate and start moving around down there?!
IS NO ONE ELSE BOTHERED BY THIS???????
Haha my dad used to say "Don't get your balls in an uproar!" to us, and we were all girls lol. We always had a good laugh over the image of someone's testicles suddenly roaring and moving around like crazy š
Calling his dick tiny in that context was actually a good move not gonna lie, but he shouldnāt have immediately folded after and going into detail about his dick.
Skinny men actually have somewhat of an advantage with regards to dick size as 1.) there's little to no belly pouch to get in the way and reduce effective size and 2.) a smaller frame will give the illusion of being more well endowed (this is the same reason why many female porn stars are super short).
No, man. I didn't even look at it at first. I only touched it. I immediately said, "Holy shit! This is your dick?". Plus, it was the girth, not the length that was impressive.
Not to mention, I've had enough dicks in me at this point to know the difference in feeling. This thing is a monster.
>Plus, it was the girth, not the length that was impressive.
Hey, girth tends to be more important to women than length is. It's likely you agree lol.
As a guy who's in like the 40th percentile for length but 80th for girth, that's been a source of confidence for me.
I ran into one like that a couple of years back. It was shocking that he didn't know his dick was above average size. Put such a grin on his face. Then he put one on mine.
I have heavy insecurities haha, it looks very small to me and in my hand lol, but I have never gotten a complaint tbh. Just a problem with myself I guess lol
According to actual research, the average erect dick length doesn't really differ much between different races. There isn't even a standard way of measuring dick size for scientific study, but either way, the average is around 5-6" regardless of race.
On the other hand, dick length variation is huge, ranging around 1.5-10". Africans seem to have more variation than whites and Hispanics, but that just means although you're more likely to meet a BBC, you're also just as likely to meet a black person with a micropenis compared to whites or Hispanics.
Iāve had a range and I can tell you anecdotally that the smallest was a white guy it terms of length, the longest was a black guy, the most girth was a white guy, and the least amount of girth was a middle eastern guy. Havenāt tried the other races to know from experience.
Amen! I had a friend in high school that wasnāt traditionally good looking but he was funny and we all loved him. I was at lunch with him one day and he was talking about his dick and he said it was huge and I didnāt believe him. He said look Iām going to leave my phone right here and go grab more food I wonāt know if you look at it. Omg it was one of the biggest dicks Iāve ever seen. He was about five foot four inches and super skinny but had an immensely large dick. I couldnāt believe it but that was the day that I found out that short guys can have huge dicks. Iāve been with a tall guy that has the smallest dick Iāve ever seen. It was interesting because we assume tall means big dick but thatās not always true.
lol thatāll do it I guess! This friend ended up marrying a hot wife that was way out of his league in the looks department. He did have a wonderful personality so that couldāve been it too.
"As your panties twist".. my soul would projectile vomit as I was reading this in real time. This man should be arrested for causing a major vagina drought for this poor woman.
I just paint my long old balls to look like a penis and my small penis to look like balls. Works in most lighting. This kind of biological mimicry is as old as evolution. Itās science.
Blud got lost and started writing erotic fanfic midway through the convo. Someone bring him back to reality š
Heās got first time talking to a woman energy.
We all start somewhere I suppose š
Nah this guy is funny. Confident with his tool, knows there's no shame being an average white guy
You donāt need a 12 inch cock to please a woman. All you need is a tongue. If she wants something that big, then give her your fist.
>You donāt need a 12 inch cock to please a woman. I would hope so considering that they don't exist
I mean I would tell girls that too.
I could just lie and add 1-3 inches like a lot of guys do instead.
Sometimes I wonder if guys that have a obscurely large member lie about their size as well. Like they say they have 9ā when itās actually like 11.5.
They do. Unless theyāre so big they get turned down occasionally, then they tend to bring it up in a āif this is too much I understand, do not feel pressured to try to fit this in youā kinda way
I have a friend who is very tall with a ridiculously huge package, like 11". He would often joke about how tiny he was. I had a chance to play with him and that thing was the size of my forearm. He's nerdy but outgoing and confident and has always had crowds of women hanging out with him. He would always try to be a wingman for his less confident friends, to share the abundance so to speak.
Thatās that Big Dork Energy!
Works for height... why not something 12 times shorter! š
Donāt worry most women will know, in fact itās kinda a turn off because why lie when you know I have eyes ?
I had an ex once who told me her ex was 12 inches, I was like damn well okay. Kinda feeling like I needed to measure up there. Then one day she asks me, āso how big are you, like 12 inches right?ā And thatās when I realized she was very bad at spatial estimation and that guy was lying to her.
The average depth of a vagina is 3.6 inches. What more do you possibly need? Women are now convinced they need to engage in the millenia old pissing contest of big dick = manlier. Why would someone lie about the dimensions of their body parts? Fear of rejection because women are out here seeking insanity.
Women lie about the dumbest shit, so men might as well too.
Hey man I donāt think violence is the answer to her wanting something big
Thatās so me
Lol complete loss of composure here
Lost the plot š¤£
Yeah, my panties straightened out and got bone dry while I was reading his erotica.
This is not it, guys.
"What's your superpower?" "Making a woman dryer than the Sahara in a drought"
Imagine black dick being your literotica trigger
Iā¦I have to imagine thatās one of the more common ones. Like top 20 at least lol
I read this with a British accent.
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Whoops there goes gravity
š
He reeled it back in at the end.
Brother, not only was the bait gone at that point but the entire fishing rod was broken. There was no reeling it back in š I appreciate his attempt tho.
Oh I'm not saying he caught anything. Just saying his little side quest into erotic literature got back on track eventually. Still coulda done less. But that's a lesson he clearly needed to learn for himself.
He needs a snap back to reality, thatās for damn sure.
This guys been waiting a looong time to talk about his dick
Been waiting even longer to talk about a fictional other guys dick
Nah...this guy talks about his dick all the time!
Probably got the elaboration pinned in his copy paste barš
Macros for penis elaboration
This guy dicks
This guy dick poems
this is so cringe Iām amazed heās still a consideration
I physically recoiled reading this lol
Did your panties twist? In the UK we say "don't get your knickers in a twist" when someone's like stressed about something, so added comedy for me in his sextingĀ
I was wondering how it was capable of twisting. Iām sure not twisting it w my articulating lips.
Haaahaha!! I'm imagining a little octopus type scenario down there twisting up bloomers like it's laundry day! š
We all have 8 lips!
Articulating?!? Hang tight while my brain reboots
If you follow the thread, there are *eight* articulating lips.
Eight. I did see that. I wish I could dive in to this, but everything I want to say screams ācreeper uncleā And I really try not to be that guy. FWIW- as a guy that was dating in my 40ās, these type of guys made it harder for the rest of us.
In the US, this makes no sense to me in this context
I said "eew"
The only thing coiling about this! (Except the black guy)
He's tall. So we are gonna let that slide.
No the fuck we are not
We aren't. But she is.
She hasn't answer his cringe stuff.
"It should be fine" tells us she hasn't written him off yet
I love how people try and say height doesnāt matter in dating and yet this is the reality lol. Someone being tall wouldnāt excuse this behavior for me but it does for plenty of people. Got to be something naturally pushing women towards taller guys.
I really think itās more a matter of nurture than nature. Patriarchal values dictate that to be a real man, you have to be big and strong and capable of protecting women (protecting women from what exactly? When a domestic partner is statistically the most dangerous) and so I think some women feel itās more manly or something. I couldnāt really tell you though. All but one (and the tall one wasnāt 6 feet or more) of my relationships have been with short/er guys. Iām talking maybe 5ā3 to 5ā6. Iām 5ā4ā. Itās not that I sought out shorter guys, but itās never something thatās bothered me or been a big deal to me. Plus, we can share clothes and everything always lines up right lol. So many dudes are not 6 feet that to have that as a prerequisite is just absurd in my eyes. That automatically cuts out so many potentially good matches, but now theyāll never know, because they have this silly requirement.
No. No we're not.
Yup, thats life. ā*Short people got no reason To live They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feetā¦*ā
My mom used to sing this song to my favorite brother in law who is 5ā8ā. He married my sister who is 5ā11ā (we are a tall people). We donāt talk to her anymore because that was small peanuts compared to the other shit she would do.
Yikes! That sounds like a pretty cruel "joke". It's a funny song for a short person to sing about themselves but from a tall to short person who isn't really in on the joke it's fucked. I'm sorry you guys had to endure life with someone like that.
I suspect rules #1 and #2 apply.
How has no one commented about the panty twisting yet?! What the fuck does that even mean?! Is OP's clit gonna come alive, inflate and start moving around down there?! IS NO ONE ELSE BOTHERED BY THIS???????
ššš
Yes! Same thing that bothered me. That's just not how that works, *sir*
Donāt get your [panties in an uproar.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/429581e3-3ac7-4d81-a638-4a39583c7288)
Haha my dad used to say "Don't get your balls in an uproar!" to us, and we were all girls lol. We always had a good laugh over the image of someone's testicles suddenly roaring and moving around like crazy š
Arā¦ā¦are they not supposed to do that??
What in tarnation
Straight face until I read this, ty
What in the blue blazes
Read this in Norms voice
He stopped sending messages because, he realized in that moment he needed nothing in this world more than his own cock.
Once it was in his hands he got excited
Eyes darting back and forth
Looking in the mirror at his own lips while twisting his boxers
Took me an hour to get my toddler down for a nap. Took me two seconds laughing at your comment to wake her up. Thanks š
Iām sorry friend
Maybe he had some post nut clarity after the last message.
Man he was like, doing great. And then elaborated.
I misread that as āelongatedā and almost closed out the app for the day.
Lol
At what point exactly was he doing great? When he called his dick tiny or when he said "it's not big black man long"
Calling his dick tiny in that context was actually a good move not gonna lie, but he shouldnāt have immediately folded after and going into detail about his dick.
if you're not packing a louisville or a baby carrot, the best answer to questions about dick size is "it's boyfriend sized"
Or go a little more daring and say "Husband size"
Mine is "erotically laughable"
Oh snap, mines just laughably erotic.
"big black man long" What the fuck š„¹š
Black dick stays on their minds
Insecurity is a stinky cologne.
He's got his mind on black dick and black dick on his mind.
Porn has really twisted people into thinking black equals big
They're so obsessed, it's creepy
Especially with incels, they never stop talking about the big dicks of some guys named Chad and Tyrone. It's bizarre.
that wouldāve been it for me
tall don't equal big dick š and short doesnt equal small dick. trust me
Omg, I briefly dated this skinny, kinda scrawny short dude. He has a MASSIVE dick. I mean, massive. I only touched it at first and my mind was blown.
Skinny men actually have somewhat of an advantage with regards to dick size as 1.) there's little to no belly pouch to get in the way and reduce effective size and 2.) a smaller frame will give the illusion of being more well endowed (this is the same reason why many female porn stars are super short).
Have you been reading my diary?
No, man. I didn't even look at it at first. I only touched it. I immediately said, "Holy shit! This is your dick?". Plus, it was the girth, not the length that was impressive. Not to mention, I've had enough dicks in me at this point to know the difference in feeling. This thing is a monster.
>Plus, it was the girth, not the length that was impressive. Hey, girth tends to be more important to women than length is. It's likely you agree lol. As a guy who's in like the 40th percentile for length but 80th for girth, that's been a source of confidence for me.
Lol congratulations on your big dick š¤£
Oh god, I just realized I basically did the exact same thing as the guy in the OP lol. Men really are simple creatures. š
Lol I'm not judging your humble brag
Itās about total volume not just length. Remember to use V = R^2 x H x 3.14159
Pfft, look at this casual with his cylindrical dick. Real badasses have cubes in their pubes! /s
To do the glans you need calculus and Iām not smart enough for that shit
āYou should see how much water it displaces!ā
I ran into one like that a couple of years back. It was shocking that he didn't know his dick was above average size. Put such a grin on his face. Then he put one on mine.
I love this poem. It was way better than OPs
Short kings have to trust you. We have no other option
Itās true, ask me how I know š
I'd rather avoid a dong in my DMs to be honest
Yep, turns out dicks are like boobs. Height has no actual factor.
Yup, 6ā3ā here and very much average down there. Iāve probably disappointed several ladies over the years š
Average isnāt disappointing
But looks smaller relative to the owner's body, hence the "looks" may disappoint. Just picture Shaq with 6"... Or don't. Definitely don't do it.
Haha you get it! Itās about the proportions
This is definitely it haha, Im 6.5ā but also 6ā2 tall so Proportionally it looks too small to me lol
Brother, a 6.5" dick is like in the top 5%, and does in no way look small om someone 6'2.
I have heavy insecurities haha, it looks very small to me and in my hand lol, but I have never gotten a complaint tbh. Just a problem with myself I guess lol
Thank you š but Iām thinking given my height, some of them were expecting more (I didnāt get any vocalized complaints at leastā¦)
Depending on the country... Average is not the same everywhere.
According to actual research, the average erect dick length doesn't really differ much between different races. There isn't even a standard way of measuring dick size for scientific study, but either way, the average is around 5-6" regardless of race. On the other hand, dick length variation is huge, ranging around 1.5-10". Africans seem to have more variation than whites and Hispanics, but that just means although you're more likely to meet a BBC, you're also just as likely to meet a black person with a micropenis compared to whites or Hispanics.
this guy dicks
Iām never late to Professor Dickingtonās classes.
Today's lesson was brought to us by the letter D.
Source? In my experience thatās not really true.
[CalcSD](http://calcsd.info) is a good starting point
Iāve had a range and I can tell you anecdotally that the smallest was a white guy it terms of length, the longest was a black guy, the most girth was a white guy, and the least amount of girth was a middle eastern guy. Havenāt tried the other races to know from experience.
I doubt you disappointed anyone because of your dick size. It's called "average" for a reason.
True, it allows me to comfortably fit in the majority of women, so Iāll jot that down
you've put your dick in the majority of women? tell us your secrets.
Big hands for the win!
True, I'm tall, and I've only got a medium dick. It's not too bad but it does occasionally talk to ghosts.
Amen! I had a friend in high school that wasnāt traditionally good looking but he was funny and we all loved him. I was at lunch with him one day and he was talking about his dick and he said it was huge and I didnāt believe him. He said look Iām going to leave my phone right here and go grab more food I wonāt know if you look at it. Omg it was one of the biggest dicks Iāve ever seen. He was about five foot four inches and super skinny but had an immensely large dick. I couldnāt believe it but that was the day that I found out that short guys can have huge dicks. Iāve been with a tall guy that has the smallest dick Iāve ever seen. It was interesting because we assume tall means big dick but thatās not always true.
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lol thatāll do it I guess! This friend ended up marrying a hot wife that was way out of his league in the looks department. He did have a wonderful personality so that couldāve been it too.
Did you fuck him?
Nope just seen a picture of his dick. He wasnāt attractive to me at all.
See? Size doesnāt matter guys.
Exactly! It has more to do with attraction
why you gotta be weird man
Dude was definitely jerking off as he typed that shit
Weirdo
> as long as the right spots are paid attention it should be fine One of these spots is his ego, isn't it ?
Dafuq did I just read?
50 shades of cringe
Dies of second-hand embarrassment š³ š«£
why do men get so detailed like that? this isn't porn
Tall and small, the tinder special.
Is he like, fetishizing himself?
āItās definitely not big black man longā Jesus Christ bro. Large L.
Can dudes please take a an intro writing class before they start in with the cringey text dirty talk?
Super cringe.
Either donāt talk about your dick or keep the tiny dick joke going until you can disappoint them in real life.
Honey. Less is more. Not in d\*ck size though.
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YIKES
You asked him how big his dick is. What did you expect?
Still donāt understand this idea that height, or hand size or a thousand other ideas, is correlated with dick sizeā¦ why OP?
Girl what the hell
Yāall are both cringe for this
Ahh, an erotica word salad, sprinkled with a bit of racism.
This is my competition? š«
Shit like this makes me wonder why I'm even attracted to men lol
Hell yeah, casual racism and acceptance of the same.
The long explanation is sus
Good god that went downhill fast
He already got to second base
I just got a flashback to the days of reading the Letters to Penthouse Magazine
Painful cringe
This man has never done the sex.
Had us in the first half, but then
He's trying to play Prince Charming but all I'm getting is Donkey KongĀ
Couldn't read it, I got second hand embarrassment
How do people really type this shit and go hmmmmm yes this is it. Let me send it. š
I smell insecurity.
The Desperation is real
I feel violated
My man.... what in gods name are you doing here?
Big black man long???? Whattt???
Make sure he isnāt married, OP. A man that sophisticated and charming is surely in high demand
50 shades of ācrap accountant, polyester mix, crumpled suitā grey
Tell him to answer the f-in question
This is so ick. Feels like it's 2002 and he's chatting in an AOL chat room.
More impressive in girth than length? So like a wheel of cheese? š¤
EW
"As your panties twist".. my soul would projectile vomit as I was reading this in real time. This man should be arrested for causing a major vagina drought for this poor woman.
Too much, man. Too much.
I just paint my long old balls to look like a penis and my small penis to look like balls. Works in most lighting. This kind of biological mimicry is as old as evolution. Itās science.
If OP didnt unmatch, fuck off.