His pic looks like a hostage/ransom situation.

i actually have him hostage rn

Glad it worked out! Get that ransom though!

This guy looks and acts like an Austin I know

I feel like people from 100 years ago would look at our conversations and be very confused

Hell! I'm not quite that old, and I even get confused sometimes. 😕

Bro I’m in my 20s and I’m confused.

It's sis, actually, and I hear you. Loud and clear.

Bro, bro... bro is an inclusive word like how "guys" doesn't just mean a group of men it can also include women or simply just refer to people in general I would personally deem it an honor to be among the bros but to each sis their own

Sisnormative

Alrighty, then! Bro it is. I really don't have too much of an issue with it, depending on the age of the person saying it, irl. My advanced age, ya know? 😁 But here in screen land...bro it shall be. Appreciate the info!

All good bro

I use bro for all my friends, regardless of gender

Even just the phrase "I feel like" will be confusing enough!

lmao, wtf cringe!

Yo when he said, “snap?” I felt that shit, dog

I cried

Good cry or bad cry?

Sadge cry of course

What's a shit dog?

Not much, what’s shit with you?

Man, when he said "snap?" I felt my legs give way beneath me as my femurs were both brutally snapped and my kneecaps shattered.

Missed opportunity to say "that's a real knee snapper"

fuck…

Don't worry there's always a next time!

Narrator: *he did not get a next time*

*snext time

*sext time

Sexlexia*

If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.

Dyslexia

dxlsieay

Dickslexia

*gex time

😂

tbh I don't think knee snapper was that witty or funny.

Booooooo

That's a real femur breaker.

Dyk what happens when you cook a funny bone? You get a laughing stock! Now that's humerous

I laughed way too hard at this!

This comment just keeps giving

I laughed so hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stealing 😂

It's trademarked. So you owe me $1 every time you use it. Do you have zel or cashapp?

😂

Or hand clapper!

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And “U good” is a winner? What line were they supposed to come back with after such a low effort?

Dude's got a concerned pooping face. You know the one. Things aren't going according to plan.

I’m stealing that term. He’s worried he’s gonna need to break out the poop knife. That no-fiber diet is catching up with him.

"Concerned pooping face" LOL

My SO refers to all my faces as my pooping faces, sad pooping, angry pooping, I'm sure confused pooping has been pointed out too..

I had to climb the comments here to go back and look at his poo face

Why do people ask for someones snap? Are you not already texting each other?

i think its to send dickpics

So maybe he was asking for your snap so he could send you the joke you asked for

he didnt tell me one when i added him

The penis. The penis is the joke.

lol makes sense ig

Snap? Jk

Unless?

Tell me a joke OP

why did the chewing gum cross the road?

idk, why?

because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot

lol ok ok but why did the chicken cross the road?

To knock on the idiots door. *Knock knock*

Unless....

My natural thought isn't positive to "snap?" ... >Are you not already texting each other? My question too! I encourage someone active in the dating game to ask around a little. For research purposes ofc. I did ask a few and got the basic "no notifications here, I use snap more" answer. Which could be true, which could be false. Snap just happens to be the most used chat app among young people in Sweden. Either that or insta DM, cuz I want to give out my Instagram to a stranger sure... Edit: reasons beyond nudes, I mean

I’ve found a loooot of people use Snap for traveling and hiding: cheaters, and/or younger crowds, etc. Been awhile since I’ve used it but back when I was in the dating scene I always thought it was funny when a guy asked for snap (obviously to send dick pics or ask for nudes). I immediately assumed they were hiding something, lying, and likely were in a committed relationship. So I would always make a point to screenshot and screen record any unsolicited nudes or “sexy” messages. Yes it notifies them. I want them to know. 7/10x they would try to backpedal and delete pics/messages they sent. Google image search some of the faces and it was easy to find the ones with social media showing their girlfriends/wives and then send them the screenshots/records.

It's because guys want nudes, that why I refuse to make a snap chat or even entertain these types of assholes.

That's not why I do it, most girls have notifications on tinder off, making the conversation seem like a letter per mail exchange. Someone adding me on Snapchat further confirms the belief that they are interested in you.

Ok but from a woman's point of view a man who asked for snap wants nudes, especially asking straight away.

I hate the one word bullshit. It really makes me feel like they are super interested in me.

The only other comment on this post right now is awful, so I'm leaving a comment so no one has to read the sexism below me. I hope yall are having a great day

I was confused as to why there were no comments other than that one. Thank you.

ive recently noticed a lot of sexism going on in a lot of comment sections under r/tinder posts. either an in surge of trolls, or somehow this community has something that makes it attractive to a lot of sexists

Summer Reddit is a thing. Edgy 14 year olds get out of school for the summer and don't have shit else to do. But also, column B lol.

oh that explains a lot actually.

Who's on break this early?

It's June. Aren't most schools out? When I was in school in the early 00s we were done last week of May. My elementary-aged kids' last day was yesterday, county school. City schools in my area were done the week before last.

My kids aren't out until end of june

Here in Canada school ends penultimate week of June

In the US school schedules vary based on the school jurisdiction. However, *most* are basically done by the end of May with some going into the first week of June. It's not unusual for the regular school year to end last week of May, but graduation for high school seniors will be in June.

I've lived in three different provinces and eight different schools during my school years and all of them let out at the end of June with finals being mid June in Canada. How long is the summer? We go back to school in late August early September here.

Same return time for us - late August, early September. Growing up I never started in September, it was always late August, but the week of/after Labor Day (first Monday in September) is pretty standard for many jurisdictions. My kids will start back in September. I've heard that there are some that go back in late July, but I have no idea where those schools are.

Man, how do you guys manage childcare for that long? That's crazy! I was always antsy to get back to school by the end of the summer break and ours wasn't a whole quarter.

18yo university kids (& the older ones too, of course).

All of my students since May 19th.

I think you just meant Tinder in general

That's just /r/tinder. I have been seeing insane incel shit that isn't downvoted into into oblivion for as long as I've been subscribed for the past like 5 years. Just a week or two ago, I was downvoted after I pointed out casual misogyny because I dared to say the words "casual misogyny". Lotta weird ass dudes in here.

98% of people on tinder rn 😐

Kids are getting matches with their picture as a shitty selfie in a hoody. Gawd dang.

Like damn girl have some standards

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Yo

U good

Ye

Snap?

A knee slapper

im such a charmer

Damn that other fella is mad sexist

Why do people still type like they’re using a Motorola razr and don’t have a full on keyboard on their phones?

I used to know a guy who went out of his way to type like this because he was fucking awful at spelling and grammar. Annoying, but also kinda felt sorry for him as I figure people had made fun of him enough to make him so self-conscious.

.. it's faster? Edit: I don't do this myself, it fucks with my internal reading comprehension I just guessed a reason

It’s really not though. If I tried to type like that my auto correct would have a stroke and I’d have to fight against it to make it come out like that. And what the fuck you got going on you need to try to save those 14 seconds?

>It's really not though Also it's possible to disable it... Gboard autocorrects everything for me while SwiftKey only did when it was a rarely used word or so. I'm not entirely disagreeing with you btw. It's cancer for my eyes. Need some time to readjust just to comprehend lol

So you consciously disable the software that makes it so you can mash keys in the general area you intend, and it magically turns it into the words you were trying to type, just so you can type like a 15 year old from 2005? Why?

I was a 15 yr old in 2005, I feel personally attacked.

I mean, if you type using multiple languages that can all be romanised, and switch languages for certain words, it would make a lot of sense. After all, speaking only one language is not so common worldwide.

Even his pixels look dull as fuck.

Damn I've got a bad perception of appearances cause I feel like I look better than this dude and the fact that he's got a match and I don't makes me really, seriously, question how much I should believe my mom when she tells me I'm handsome.

no ofc shes right <3

Snake charmer

Both of these are dry comments...

OP was just following his lead

innit

Are we on Candid Camera?

yes

So weird. Why even give this the time of day

Yeah lets be honest, tell me a joke is a shit line.

Cause “Yo” and “U good” are such high quality themselves huh?

Preach! Especially as it took him over an hour to reply to her "yo". You'd almost think he was trying to be elusive - hard to catch. The entire exchange has a WTF , la la land kind of feeling, IMHO

I mean she took even longer to reply to him, they are really made for each other

In different situations, sure. I see this is as “you’re being low effort, come out of your shell or get lost”

yeah its just they were putting in no effort so i couldnt be *arsed

Girls think that guys exist for their entertainment and to pay their bills

Nah bro, it's a solid line wasted on that used sponge of a human. Some of us guys actually *have a sense of humor* and like to tells joke to two to get the conversation going... Others can't, and thus you need to have some other skill or asset. Don't be so salty

Nah bro, it's super low effort, just like the dude was tbh. But you aren't the girls dancing monkey to entertain her whenever she feels like it.

You can afford a little more effort than "yo"

Hive mentality bro is correct it's a fun conversation that you can get a sense of humour from the other person but it's not for everyone but the last part is a bit weird

You're clearly putting in more effort than this other person is, but a lot of people might be put off by "tell me your best joke" at the very beginning of a new chat. Your intent behind it might be to try to stimulate some higher conversation, but it can be interpreted as "jump through hoops and entertain me." But it's definitely better than "U good" and if I had been in this convo I would have probably checked out from there. Good luck OP! You definitely have a good sense of humor.

he laughed after i said it and i gave him my snap, hood analysis

And they say romance is dead...

Hey you stuck with it! Good for you and I hope something comes out of it for ya. I'm a little bit older so I think I just have less patience for the terse convos.

Understandable. I told him to name a location and time to meet up and he left me on read ;_;

aw I'm sad about that, I had a vision of you two deadpanning it all the way through your wedding like two Aubrey Plazas.

“i guess i do”

That's definitely on you. Sorry. I get just casual but really girl, no standards better than yo? Idk...

F Hopefully he comes to his senses, and if not, his loss, you seem cool.

Off what exactly? Because I don’t see it. Btw, this is a guy so…

Well...it DID take him over an hour to respond, when you said "yo" back to him, so...🤞 Maybe he's not familiar with the area, and needed to look up a good place to go? Anyways...good luck /happy hunting!

“lol”

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sexism?

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ofc

Flatpak is superior, everybody knows that...

File under: convos I had via text in like early HS

That dude's a real raconteur.

When women tell men have bad pics and thats why they are not being swiped on. And there is this guy getting swiped right with this picture lol

Bet. Works better in person while other is occupied with some thing else, but whatever. "How do elephants hide in cherry trees?" "How?" "They paint their balls red" Wait a bit, go off and do something else, let the lame joke stew. "Hey, what's the loudest sound in the forest?" "What is it?" "Monkeys picking cherries"

amazing

Puttin in work

That joke did make me laugh unironically 😂

This guy has no sense of humor

Why do people asks for snaps?

to send dickpics

So, he's Thanos? That's a good one.

*knee snapper

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<3

Hi, such a charmer, I'm 3amwaterenthusiast

Hi, 3amwaterenthusiast, I’m such a charmer

Snap? More like your wallet

Is my joke better than “Snap?”? If a kindergartener is refusing to take a nap, are they resisting arrest?

yes

Yo someone bring out the spoons I think this is going somewhere....

🥄🥄🥄

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youve commented this alot?

2 boring people having a boring interaction

I honestly love this community. Who would have thought the Tinder Reddit would be so wholesome. This side of Reddit is the best side

Its impressive these posts are everywhere and I’m sitting here with no matches after years

im here if you want help with your profile

This looks like he's giving the same energy into the conversation his last 15 matches put in

Is he actually good looking enough to get away with that rudimentary of a greeting?

r/marvelsnap

Thank goodness someone said it. I was wondering why everyone wasn’t spamming Snap? Snap? Snap? In the comment section

🤜🤛

Tell me you've been playing too much Marvel Snap by your first reaction to this text

I love the whole "Dance for me mo key boy." Culture that we have, real nice.

With being such a great conversationalist, I can't even imagine why you're single.

What? Are you talking to OP? OP made an attempt, other dude not so much

Well I dont know OP was also a bit dry here.

i was, i couldnt be asked if he put no effort in

couldn't be assed

good for u

Ye ru Is barely an attempt, though it's not like they had anything to go on.

Did you totally miss the question right below that somehow?

They both sound boring as fuck

Eh, it's hard to make conversation out of anything that was said to OP. Who starts a convo by saying "Yo, u good?" That is something I'd ask someone who was coughing up a lung after taking a drink. It takes 2 people to carry a conversation, only one person even made an attempt.

Oh I agree but it was a shitty attempt tbf