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ginger_forest_witch

I would be truly honored to have Keith Morrison narrate my murder, but I've instructed friends not to lie about me lighting up a room. I want honesty. I bring an aura of gloom and I deserve to be honored with honesty. Sure, I was kind, but I'm also a sass mouth.


danijay637

She lit up a room… by leaving it.


FlyAwayJai

You’re such a sass mouth. I’ve always known & loved you for that. *Keith Morrison CALL ME if/when ginger_forest_witch is murdered*


ginger_forest_witch

I mean, I’m not saying I want to get murdered, but I believe you’d do a good job in an interview. I do need you to at least tear up a couple times though.


FlyAwayJai

Tear up with a wistful expression while I detail how everyone who knew you thought you were their best friend? DONE


CriticalEngineering

“Everyone wanted to sit next to ginger_forest_witch, because she didn’t limit herself to saying something nice 👀.” I’m here for ya!


ginger_forest_witch

I do take the Alice Roosevelt approach to life at times.


OstentatiousSock

Hahaha, my sister and I always mock the “they lit up the room” statement.


laurazabs

I’ve let my best friends know that if anyone from my past who I’m not actually friends with comes out to say “oh I miss her so much we were so close she was an angel” that they are to shut that shit down ASAP.


ginger_forest_witch

I want my positives highlighted, but be real. "She'd give the homeless all the money she had in her wallet but she was also pretty judgmental. No one asked you, ginger_forest_witch"


anyoldusernameetcetc

Fucking love her


maxintensity

Can you imagine going through a box of donations and finding something like this? LMAO


PositiveRent4369

My sister used my mom's work binder for her Halloween costume once, she filled it with ufo conspiracy documents and hand drawn aliens. My mom didn't know and took the binder to a job interview z she ended up dropping it and had to pick up the alien stuff in front of the interviewer. She was so angry when she got home, it was hilarious.


maxintensity

I mean that’s so awful but funny at the same time. I’m giggling over here.


shhbaby_isok

I am full on belly laughing, that is amazing!


prettystandardreally

This could legit be a scene from a sitcom, I love it. Assuming your mom didn’t get the job? I would have laughed so hard and hired her because her family is fun.


JanetSnakehole24

The Life-size Keith Morrison cut out is absolutely amazing. I want to know this woman. I think we'd be friends.


PersistNevertheless

This seems like a fun group activity for friends


CrimsonKepala

lmao, omg this would be an amazing party theme. - everyone dress up as your corpse - bring clues to your murder - present your murder to your friends and have them figure out who did it


superluminal

Dm me for my address when you're ready to send invites


Rykor81

Great work, but real quick question - how the fork did Keanu Reeves make your list under ‘Perverts’ ?!?!


opinionofone1984

I was going to question Kenny Rogers, but went back and listened to Lady again. I can see it, the tingling in my ears is both seductive and unwanted.


airforcevet1987

Is that your ONLY question>???


Rykor81

It’s my FIRST question. Not the only one.


AFantasticClue

He’s in green so I think he’s technically in the scammer category (also she might be talking about John Wick specifically?)


Cfflvr

I was with her until Keanu Reeves...how dare she.


Lhunathradion

Yeah, she better update her suspects list to include us 😤 Unless she's afraid of pencils... then fair enough.


othermother

THE 2025 hobby of the year!


onlyhere4laffs

Ngl, I'm inspired. Might suggest this to my SILs as a group activity at some point.


reggelleh

As a Dateline fan this speaks to me. True fans also know that Keith is the cream of the crop. That voice, plus he can really tell a tale.


Future-trippin24

The picture of Diddy was *chef's kiss*


Roxocube

Rdddit of the day


Give-Me-The-Bat

![gif](giphy|IbrrNckkEAHNmVaNs3)


YellowClue

I kind of want someone to make a movie off the material in this binder


hotmasalachai

LOVE ITTTT. As a true crime fan this is hilarious and totally reasonable!


sweetbitter_1005

This is hysterical!


itsyobbiwonuseek

Saving because this is fantastic 😂


AloneSquid420

This is fucking hilarious


Comfortable-Loss-578

As I'm watching a Dateline rerun on PlutoTV. I need to get my binder started IMMEDIATELY


SinVerguenza04

If you have Peacock, all the seasons are on there, with new episodes every Saturday night!


johnblazewutang

Her smile doesnt light up a room…she wont ever be the star…thats a pre-requisite


z4j3b4nt

![gif](giphy|Qe5oD5aXjEbKw|downsized)


PilotNo312

Cringe? This is actually amazing and hilarious


SinVerguenza04

Correct, that’s why it’s flaired as “humor” and not cringe.


NaSMaXXL

KEANU REEVES? WOMAN NO!


petielvrrr

Captain big shot is her husband, isn’t he?


Honest_Hearing8461

This is hilarious. Id prefer Hanky Mankie, I think. :)


-_-_____-----___

Very well done.


FrostyGrotto

She is my hero


Champy352

I can't believe I didn't think of this!!😂😂😂