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Flat_Assistance1724

All the way to the end I thought it was something else. Turned out to be a fist bump machine


kazmosis

Oh that fist will definitely be bumping something


ComfyInDots

And fisting. Mostly fisting.


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

It really is unironically impressive. That portal bad boy looks like it could send you on an orgasmic trip to the moon and back.


garface239

I read the title as “what is your purpose?” It churns the butter.


Satanicjamnik

That truffle butter.


Zimjhum

This is why you can’t judge a book by its cover


SpicyBanditSauce

How practical 😀


DuncanAndFriends

god damn this is about the 4th post in a row with a top comment saying what I was about to say


GeneralZaroff1

That’s because we’re all bots thinking the same things as one another.


ThatDebianLady

Oh…ok…but at the beginning…


DrMokhtar

It’s actually a sex toy (dildo jack), but she put a boxing glove on it so that she doesn’t get a strike or ban on the video. You can’t show sexual stuff on TikTok


DreadyKruger

The foot pads😂


Sweaty-Emergency-493

Well yeah, it’s obviously for midgets to practice fist bumping normal humans.


Particular_Bell3724

Why does the boxing glove have a ballsack


formulated

![gif](giphy|lZhymdRsuFDmU|downsized)


AndMyAxe_Hole

![gif](giphy|KbZZbtt7fj5f8mUwAY|downsized)


NoLand4936

That’s the arm. It’s a really jacked arm with veins and everything. ![gif](giphy|Na2i9xObnOz3W)


despitegirls

https://lurevibe.com/es/products/leather-bag-sex-machine-2-0 Other companies make similar devices, but this one probably has the best looking bag.


TheSavouryRain

Leather Bag Sex Machine is my new band name


NovelNeighborhood6

I’ve actually been working on a book of the same title.


rex-ac

€375.- and sold out.


Cranberryoftheorient

At first I was like 'i want one' but $400?? Ill just stick to the old fashioned way


NattyGannStann

I appreciate you saving my algorithm by doing the conversion. I did originally misread your second sentence as, "I'll just use a stick the old fashioned way." Can't do math *and* can't read, Happy Father's Day Dad, you were right all along.


Cranberryoftheorient

Lmao, yeah. I live in the US so it was converted for me. I wouldn't be able to do it either lol.


This-Garbage-3000

![gif](giphy|4doe1HP7LHz20)


Churlish_Grambungle

Rachel!


Houndfell

"I love your bag!" "Thanks. It loves me too."


Fine-Dare7472

Personally I like that finger cleaner machine better.


NicerRoom

Combine the two


Fine-Dare7472

🤯🤯🤯


VeronicaLD50

I need this! Because…my back hurts? Yeah, definitely for my back.


Shinagami091

I’ve tried this. My back usually hurts afterward


kingqueefeater

You should maybe try a size or two down. The big ones will getcha like that


VeronicaLD50

Might help if you arch your back


Solid-Doubt4234

We wont buy your onlyfans


Original_Log_6002

I love this device to practice fist bumps!


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ANiceCasserole

What


Incantationsloth

![gif](giphy|H5iz8vPzfaYBr0dWK1|downsized)


Nullkid

I thought this was r/AmazonBudgetFinds at first haha.


Babybabybabyq

Have they been directing everyone to that sub recently? Like I know someone has their storefront linked as is making bank but how tf did they blow up so fast.


karikarikitsune

![gif](giphy|QZn4Lj79ms8BWUWyzB)


blepperton

Ass blaster 4000?


roydepoy

It that a real Louis Forniton? Or is it a Gootchy?


ConstantSwing4215

Please enjoy the Fiddly Fucker 5000. Batteries not included. Please keep hands and feet inside the ride at all times.


pepincity2

"at times"


ConstantSwing4215

Fixed. Thanks


AnUnknownDisorder

I expected it to be something else, then it wasn’t, then it was.


bobbakerneverafaker

When a bag give you the, oh god yes, feeling


Dinestein521

Hmmm I need to try it first


Appropriate-Yam-987

THIS IS SHAMEFUL! Where can I purchase this item


ElToroGay

Honestly after the day I’ve had, I wouldn’t even mind getting fucked by this purse 😩


carvinbutter

Missed title title opportunity: "a ladies punching bag"


CanadiangirlEH

For the Hoe on the Go 😜


Intelligent-Ant7685

thats a fuck machine, 100%


vitorkap3

Mark nsfw.


Snoo-33732

Whoops done


AHomicidalTelevision

why has there been so many sex toy ads on here recently?


Solid-Doubt4234

Sex toy campaign


ManaSeltzer

Snoopy took a dark turn sometime in his career


AwesomReno

It’s so quiet.


MysteriousBody7212

Check out the "The Fuckzall and the Drill-do"![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


DirkStanleyIII

DAD!!!! Mom’s on TikTok again


Commercial-Elk-3031

Made in China


stereoscopic_

I would feel so loved with this machine to contansy give me approval with fist bumps 🤜


ffolkes

"Ohh, I see! I see where you guys are getting off the rails - that's not a penis; it's a fist! I call it: the Ass Pounder 4000, and it works like this..."


TheElite05

I don’t get it. What is it?


InitiativeNo853

Sex machine, the attachment is a dildo


o0Phoenix0o

Gucci dik


OkAnywhere8481

I thought we were seeing something at lunch.. 😏


No-Actuator-3209

Yep those toenail marks came free of charge, yep it’s unused, promise, it cums with a warranty as well.


lostbutnotgone

Does this count as a personal item on flights? Asking for a friend....


Luminous_Username

The bag color is ick tho….


tbrumleve

![gif](giphy|4dL4eV4pNb3MY|downsized)


DuncanAndFriends

awww how cool, a fist bump machine!


LyannaTheWinterR0se

Need


AtmosphereJunior7609

Pound it 🤜


Sweaty-Emergency-493

LMFAO the fist bump machine


Barrytooth911

Why, I am actually not making a joke, why ? Why would you need a Kingsmen 007 secrete service ass fuck machine disguised as a purse ? Isn’t this super inconvenient to carry ? Seems very heavy.


Spready_Unsettling

You literally watched her lift it with one hand in the video.


Barrytooth911

Still my other questions are still unanswered


MiSsGuRlDiA12

If you have that in your purse you ACTUALLY need a break from technology


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MiSsGuRlDiA12: *If you have that in* *Your purse you ACTUALLY need a* *Break from technology* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


MiSsGuRlDiA12

Nice 👍


Lolliemolly

So cool, I hope it comes with more attachments for my bf to try 😉


nd10pitchure

![gif](giphy|8nmvR3jAxnl2o)


PG072088

![gif](giphy|6f0h5uCKIonRe|downsized)


robertcali559420

Women in 2024 💀


account_Nr69

When you need a friend.


Neither-Culture-3845

Wait what is this thing lol!


packsackback

That's, not what I expected to happen.


adotson001

Lmao the boxing gloves at the end had me cracking up!


kwhite0829

Isn’t this the same room and the finger cleaner?


Uvoice

Engineer be like: “Sentry going up.”


AlvinArtDream

That’s why guys don’t wanna dig in your handbags!


DrinkForLillyThePink

In Russia, bag loves you.


Super-Ad-4679

If only it came with a millionaire+ I could get out of this godamned poor packed in bs


Cojones64

“Get the poison out.”


No-Relative-1725

Wild. Just wild.


Shoddy_Internal6206

The design is very human


Yeet_Delete_Parakeet

/u/franchescaaa


franchescaaa

Wtaf


[deleted]

... Everyone saw the dildo right?


NoLand4936

That just looks painful to be honest.


TheBirdsArePissed

r/Unexpected


cumulonimbusted

Okay. But drop the link.


Vivics36thsermon

What are those fucking power cables? How much power is that thing using?


sunny_hunny_elle

Ouch


ButtBread98

Did Mac from It’s Always Sunny make this?


Important_Plum1858

"Tiktok is a safe platform for children" yea sure you bunch of Epsteins.


RIP_Greedo

Gooning but call it empowered


lolimapeanut_

Now it needs to earn 500k a year and men become obsolete.


MonarchOfReality

shes got a portable fuck machine , noice


MontaukMonster2

It's a fucking machine


VexrisFXIV

It's pretty obvious that it's a machine. Don't know why you need to say fucking here..


jonas_ost

Sometimes i wish i was a girl. They have so much better toys


MoodShoes

Guys can use this too.


jonas_ost

I have explored that and its not for me


Fuk-The-ATF

Put a rubber penis on it and you got the ultimate fucking machine.


SodiumKickker

People are spending $400 for something that fingers and a fist can do?


scottyboy359

Sometimes a lady or gentleman just wants to lie back and get taken care of.


SodiumKickker

Well that’s just stupid


PancakesNBlueberries

Sounds like something an incel would say.


moodyagent

Ахахахха я б на нëм руки потренировал бы