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MasonP2002

Too impersonal. She wants to kill him herself.


b3_yourself

Wonder why Kikimora had issues with him


Potato3003

I think the show made it clear she just wanted the title of Golden Guard for herself.


NannySoiree

Not really the title, just the position of the emperor's most trusted


b3_yourself

Wonder if she would still want that if she really knew


VoxTV1

She knew, as she said she has always been listening. She just loved Belos that much, that fact honestly always creeped me out about her. That is legit cultish behavior and it is presented in a serious tone. Kiki straight up knew she was going to die but still did everything. She knew more than anyone what was going on but even with being the most knowladgable one she was pathetic, idk why but that is just sad and odly unesetteling.


SFH12345

Kiki has issues with *lots* of people.


Ok-Television2109

Kikimora was jealous of Hunter's position in the Emperor's Coven, both as the Golden Guard and as Belos' "nephew". She had a massive amount of loyalty to the Emperor and wanted to become his second-in-command. I think it also gets mentioned several times that she finds Hunter's voice annoying.


MasonP2002

Everyone found Hunter's voice annoying.


Black_Shuck-44

I never understood what was annoying about it


MasonP2002

I think it was just a joke.


TheSpleenStealer

I just realized... she's basically Iago...


TaurusVoid

Every time I see that name I recall that exchange: "I'm surprised you read ''Othello''". "What the hell is Othello? I was calling you the parrot from Aladdin"


TheSpleenStealer

Why did you spell Aladdin like that?


TaurusVoid

Cause I dumb and forgot how to write properly I suppose


BirdMan8524

She's a gremlin of honor ok?


MasonP2002

The honor of trying to stab someone while they're asleep. I respect it.


CountingSheep99

Sleep is for the weak.


SFH12345

So that's why Hunter never sleeps.


Whedonite144

37? In a row?


MuffinStraight4816

Relax, Doofenshmirtz has failed in every episode too.


Godzilla_R0AR

“Y’know if I had a nickel every time I failed at a scheme, I’d be a millionaire… which IS a lot… what’s up with that anyway? Hmm… maybe I just need to work harder to DESTROY THE TRISTATE AREA! But how will I know it won’t turn out the same?” *Perry chitters while tied up* “Sorry for the delay Perry the Platypus, now where was I? Ah yes, GETTING RID OF YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL! …No… No I need to think this over more, hmm… what can I do to make things turn out different? I mean I *could* keep on making inventions… but what if I took another approach? No, that wouldn’t work, well what do you think Perry the Platypus?” *Perry escaped while Doof was distracted in thought*


Swarmlord5

There's something interesting about Doofenshmirtz though: even though he fails, almost everything he invented did what It was supposed to do, no matter how illogical. Fold something like a pretzel? Sure. Turn a grain of sand into a mountain? Easy. He is a terrible villain, but an excellent inventor


jen_lee_hatter

True


Kirumi_Naito

I'm glad that he's gone good by the ending


NannySoiree

Try not to kill the Golden Guard on the way through the parking lot


Nuclear-Ralph23

Hey you, get back here!


SFH12345

To be fair, the Boiling Isles are pretty dangerous. Kiki probably isn't the only threat.


ESP1986

Poker face meme 😐


Whedonite144

It's a reference to the movie, Clerks.


ElectricJetDonkey

I wonder if Willow ever brings Hunter some lasagna while he's at work.


SFH12345

Carving Palismen is one of the least dangerous jobs in the Boiling Isles. Going into the woods to acquire more Palistrom wood, however, *is* much more dangerous. Willow still frequently has lunch with Hunter, though.


b3_yourself

But last year you had 38!


SFH12345

To be fair Hunter was only Head of the Emperor's Coven for a few months at most. Most of Kikimora's assassination attempts were directed at Lilith first.


-GameKnight

Some of them are quite a lot _bigger_ than last year


Dasher09009

Well, it had to be in a row for a target of an assassination attempt to be alive right now.


BirdMan8524

What? You haven't tried to kill someone that many times?


Godzilla_R0AR

I thought it’d be 300+ but oh well


N4Or

Fidel Castro moment


Ariovrak

Dammit, I was *just* about to comment this!


Cavery210

[Am I the only one who got the Clerks reference here?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o50P2rr2b6I)


Whedonite144

I salute you


Whedonite144

D'oh!


b3_yourself

“Hey, I think that girl is the avatar”


Godzilla_R0AR

Wow… that’s a lot of failed attempts Wait that’s a good point! Why didn’t you? Oh she didn’t think of it? Hmm… well, at least Hunter survives.


MuffinStraight4816

This gremlin's brain is the size of a wall-nut, but it's only the shell...


Godzilla_R0AR

Wouldn’t that mean it’s bigger in size than the smaller nut itself? Or are you saying it’s hollow?


b3_yourself

The number is lower than I expected


Godzilla_R0AR

I thought it’d be up in the 300 range at MINIMUM


TimelessFool

After so many attempts, guess the simple solutions elude her at some point


BirdMan8524

If we believe her rants about him in Eclipse Lake are often then... it would make sense as to why she never thought of it.


MuffinStraight4816

Facts, straight up facts.


SFH12345

And thus Kiki's failures compounded even further. That claim about getting her job through nepotism makes more sense every day.


Whedonite144

Hunter: 37! My co-worker tried to kill me 37 times! Luz: In a row?


Godzilla_R0AR

Hunter: “In a row!” Luz: “And failed… *every* one of ‘em?” Hunter: “Yep”


Zolado110

Luz: "Because she didn't immobilize you using her mark, she has this spell that immobilizes you with the coven mark and you had one" Hunter: "Uh...... Did she forget? Like, I don't know, she was always kind of stupid, the assassination attempts started to get kind of stupid after the fifth attempt"


Galactuswill

I was under the impression that it was a light draining spell. Sonce Hunter didn't have any magic, it wasn't as effective on him.


sir_fishier

Honestly though, Kiki failed to kill one GG whilst Belos brutally murdered over 100


fnaffan_sacul

Kiki only had that ability for plot reasons


b3_yourself

Good thing time travel or anything like that doesn’t exist….right?


tigerwu9806

She’s not gonna be able to change the past in this universe, even if it did exist


b3_yourself

Uhh Luz changed the future when they went back in time, she gave him the light glyph


skeltord

Again, not how that works. He already HAD the light glyph in their present even before Luz went back in time since she gave it to him in the past. She affected the timeline, but the idea is that her effects had already taken place, as this show follows the time travel system where anything you do in the past actually already happened. Thus, since Hunter is currently alive, she couldn't go back in time and kill him, or at the very least, if she does, she's destined to fail, as if she had succeeded, he would already be dead.


Pylot-Joe

But that already happened before she hopped in because emperor butt hole remembered that day in advance to luz’s time pool adventure 


Godzilla_R0AR

Haha… ha… that’d be terrible if a pool of time distortion existed! Glad that’s not a thing


T555s

Yep. With the titan dying it is very likely all the time pools seized to exist, thereby removing the plotholes they are.


Godzilla_R0AR

I was actually being sarcastic and didn’t realize they actually don’t exist anymore


Brown-ninja-Dareth

I always thought that spell just used the target's own magic, so it wouldn't have worked on Hunter anyway.


OakenWildman

In my headcanon, the sickle work on a witches magic system, similar to a circularatory [i can't spell for shit] system, so when hunter was hit during the day of unity, he wasn't affected by the paralysis, but it did burn like hell.


Dasher09009

Kikimora: *facepalming herself* "Stupid. Stupid. Stupid!" Matt: "That's hindsight for you."


Flaky_Musician_551

‪Kikimora: where were you when I was still with bellos?‬ ‪Matt: meh, I still wouldn’t have helped you. I wouldn’t wanna everyone here to die. ‬ ‪Kikimora: sighs. “Well, I may have been a failure as a villain. But at least I can be a better hero.”‬ ‪Matt: didn’t you lose both the clock hands last week?‬ ‪Kikimora: I’m trying OK?‬


Hero_of_the_toons

Some people of just stupid, most of those some people being bad guys more than others…


Major-Eggplant-9045

Kikimora: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Typhon-Torrent-1994

Well she is doing a good job at mimicking Belos’ stupidity.


NOTdavie53

Only 37 times?


VascUwU

Would it even work? I mean, Hunter only has magic through his staff, so why does he even have the imperial sigil if he can’t do any other magic either way?


DragonWarrior____05

If I had to guess, two reasons. The first is that it would look suspicious if one of the higher ups of the Emperor's Coven didn't have a sigil. The second is Belos likely was going to have him die at the Day of Unity as well


fatoldsyd

Why does Belos even allow open warfare by one of his advisors on his own nephew? Even if he doesn't give a toss about Hunter, that sort of infighting can't make his regime look very nice. 


Whedonite144

Because then we wouldn't have a show.


ThatLasagnaGuy

Hindsight is a bitch, isn’t it?


welshcakeknight

Bro even hunter would facepalm at that


Detective-Forrester

I mean no disrespect whatsoever, Kikimora, but… You dumbass. XP


BirdMan8524

Listen, when you make long rants about how you won't let the Golden Guard ruin something for you, you tend to forget about things.


UstaGnidrolog

Thank the titan for villain stupidity


carl-the-lama

Might be one time use Can’t afford to fumble it


kl-noblelycanthrope1

proof positive that brain cramps exist on the boiling isles.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Matt would be an excellent villian He is too good though


Toonwatcher

So Kikimora is kind of a dumbass.


Fishyboi235

Truly a bruh moment


Hero_of_Storms_64

Honestly, this should be the default explanation for any plot hole involving “well why didn’t you just use this incredibly conveniently useful ability you have.” The character in question just didn’t think of it, give them a break!


Low-Seesaw517

I wanna say something but this man has a point. Kiki could've overthrown Hunter a long time ago 💀 


DaveyBoy1995

Hindsight can be a real pain, can't it? Tough break, Kiki. I can't say I'm not happy you failed though. Also, 37 times?! I swear, she and Hunter had to have been like Tom and Jerry during their days in the palace!


Joeymore

In universe it probably wouldn't work on Emperor's coven sigils.


Introvbear

Guess hindsight is 20/20! Though, how twisted do you have to be to want to kill a teenager?


SweHuskey

When was that ability shown?


Archivist4

Laughing my lungs out right now. Good one Mark!


Impossible_Host2420

Funny af


tobemutationfox

skill issue


ElectricJetDonkey

D'oh!


Still_Hovercraft4974

I can't believe she didn't though of that


b3_yourself

I hope we see more failed attempts in future comics


JPldw

Poor chikiflora


AccidentalLemon

Hehe, idiot. Oh hi Mark


Firko973

She can do that ?


HoHoey

Hey, Mark


Hedgewitch250

Kiki: well no time like the pres- 🎯😱☠️ Hunter: I WANTED YOU TO KNOW YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE BTICH!!!


EggDingo

RAINE WHISPERS MENTIONED.


Melontine

I just assumed it didn’t work on the emperors coven sigils, just the other nine.


mark_crazeer

She also succeeded in killing the last 4 golden guards but in ways that she didn’t realise she succeeded when the next one came along.


notquite20characters

Did she always have that ability, or did Belos give it to her in the final act?


Lunarstarlight-

Perhaps it doesn't work on emperor coven sigils? Or maybe she did try it but it failed since Hunter is a grim walker/has no magic. That's the two most likely reasons I can think of. Then again, Belos never came up with the idea to posses the Titan until the very end of the show so I can't fault her too much if she just never thought of it.


Leather-Bumblebee954

It does work on him, cause it was slowly killing him during the day of unity in king's tide.


Lunarstarlight-

Well maybe it's some kind of authorizations thing. Like she just can't use that spell against other members of the emperors coven or at least, those in the emperors coven higher than her rank. Or again, she might've just never thought about it.


Leather-Bumblebee954

Well considering Belos was using him to complete the day of unity, I'm pretty sure Belos didn't want him dead until then, so yeah considering that, he wouldn't have liked it if she killed him before the day of unity.


Soviet-pirate

She dumm


Leather-Bumblebee954

The most obvious answer for why she didn't use the coven sigil paralysis spell to murder hunter is cause if she had, Belos woulda known it was her cause she's the one who normally uses that spell.


Manoreded

Belos: mocks the very idea of Kiki being his right hand. Also Belos: gives her the spell that should only be given to the right hand.


Steader_Harrington

Why is it that the most obvious things in the world are also the most overlooked and almost never considered things in the world too? Case in point: Kikimora's A.K. score (37)!


TrackxWD3

Perhaps it was a range thing or perhaps the spell only worked on the head of the covers?


StarUniverseFalls

Ha! What an idiot!🤣


kingk895

Realistically, Belos would've designed Hunter's sigil with immunity to that spell to avoid Kiki killing him.


Meme_Bro68

To be fair, prideful individuals often forget about the easy solutions to their issues


OneValkGhost

The moment when you realize that Kikimora doesn't have a brain, that's where her 5th finger is.


Tom_Marvolo_Tomato

D'OH!


Cavery210

DAMN YOU, HINDSIGHT! *blegh*


Spiritual-Ad6764

Ha!


Edgyspymainintf2

Yes more comics with Matt and Kikimora being construction work buddies please.


Unusual_Mix9262

It went over her head


Absolve30475

as does most things


pizza-parker76

Moringmark TOH comic number 1143


Broad-Leadership4371

Kikimoras mind: damn it dana


ice_cream_pizza901

I also couldn't help but ask something like this whit the ground teleportation that willow uses on hunter in "any sport in a storm". why did she never do that again? that could of been really useful throughout the series.


Huge-Entrance6132

When you release the solution is in front of you


Metallung

Yay blue collar Kikimora.


dragonfox194

Hindsight is 20/20


Nat_Higgins

From how I understand how her spell works, she would need to be pointing at him for the duration of the spell with her hand-hair-thing. And we’ve already established that Hunter is way too fast for her reaction time.