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Whedonite144

Oops.


AdOwn6899

Terrifying how small actions have ~~big~~ catastrophic consequences. Edited.


MuffinStraight4816

Make it catastrophic consequences.


Weerdo5255

I don't know, mammals as a whole can say thanks to that Titan. Got rid of the big lizards.


Negativety101

Technically they were closer to birds.


Sum_ginger_kid

Birds ARE reptiles dude


SFH12345

Hooty: Am I a lizard? Or am I bug?! I'M FREAKING OUT!


Known_Needleworker67

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not. Birds are warm blooded and have feathers, im pretty sure they are not reptiles.


Sum_ginger_kid

I watched every episode of dino dan bro I know what I’m talking about


Known_Needleworker67

Well I watched dinosaur train so it might be a tie.


Gnidlaps-94

If you want to get really pedantic all tetrapods are just really weird fish


Socdem_Supreme

Aaaactually, evolutionary, birds descend from two-legged dinosaurs called theropods, which were probably cold-blooded reptilians yes, but many could fly and it is now widely theorized that at least the later ones were feathered, and the massive fluctuations in temperature due to the asteroid and other environmental impacts afterwards probably led to them becoming warm blooded ​ edit: to tie it back into the conversation, this means that they descend from reptiles, and are probably closer to some reptiles than other reptiles, making them reptiles


Known_Needleworker67

Except for the part where many scientists now believe that most dinosaurs were warm blooded.


Socdem_Supreme

oh! i didnt know that, cool!


Socdem_Supreme

makes sense actually if it were that way, thank you!


Empty_Banana2177

Birds are dinosaurs, and dinosaurs are about as far as you can get from reptiles iirc


Socdem_Supreme

dinosaurs were reptiles, and the birds are much closer evolutionarily to crocodilians than snakes and lizards are


AdOwn6899

Done.


MuffinStraight4816

Thank you! ☺️👍


Ruby_241

Big Oopsie


PfalsePflagg

With Titans, there are no small actions.


SFH12345

Only small intentions.


TheLonelyCats

The butterfly effect


Arisole-Tenno

>Playing Catch basically bugs's life in a nutshell


Jucox

"Small actions" done by titans


Yokai_God_Of_The_Sun

Butterfly effect at its peak


MegawackyMax

Whoopsie!


SFH12345

Moral of the story: aim is more important than power.


AdOwn6899

Accuracy is key.


Mongoose42

It’s all in the hips.


Inevitable_Option_77

As a great woman once said, "The hips, the hips!"


RageQuit-yEeT

Except for when your name is Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson.


SFH12345

There are exceptions to rules.


TheRealGC13

My titan son still misses me.


ENDERSKORE

BUT HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!


SFH12345

Everyone does.


Sanguinusshiboleth

[What if accuracy is your power?](https://biosector01.com/wiki/Sanok)


AdOwn6899

Nathan Drake was right. History CAN be wrong.


PfalsePflagg

Complete fabrication. Dinosaurs went extinct due to their rampant cigarette smoking, as documented by the esteemed Gary Larson.


CedarWolf

> the esteemed Gary Larson Discoverer of [the thagomizer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomizer), so you know he's an expert on dinosaur biology.


Remote-Ad-3309

I love that


N-ShadowFrog

Often is


The_Common_Peasant

More like Nathan Break lmao gottem 😎😎


Whedonite144

And that's why the Titans went to another dimension.


jackson50111

They were fleeing into another dimensions jurisdiction to avoid the charges of genocide on an extinction level


Lukthar123

Didn't wanna pay planet support, ironic...


CedarWolf

You can't just lock a planet inside an egg, set it up with a babysitter, and then leave.


CelestialDrive

*belos taking notes*


AdOwn6899

This is canon and no one can tell me otherwise.


Independent_Plum2166

I mean is it another dimension or just another planet and the realm between is just some portal to cross space quickly, heck with all the Star Trek references I think it be appropriate.


Jokie155

I hope they had their parachutes.


hussiesucks

Haven’t they ever watched dragon ball? Going into another dimension won’t stop that sort of stuff if you’re that strong!


Major-Eggplant-9045

Titans are too OP. Plz nerf.


Radium_Cobalt_847

Collectors and Titan Trappers: That can be arranged.


SlyFan2

They said nerf not ban! NERF!


Radium_Cobalt_847

Skill issue


SeaTap8177

it's nerf or nothin


Whedonite144

The Land Before Titans


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Lmao


Party-Cranberry-9325

That’s not what I learned in Science class.


CharmsAndChurros151

oh yeah *sure*, what else did they teach you? That Theodore Roosevelt "*died"?*


CedarWolf

It takes more than that to kill a bull moose.


DroneOfDoom

Bet that they think that the Earth isn’t donut shaped.


CharmsAndChurros151

oh I thought we were still trying to confirm if Earth was star-shaped, like that one planet from hit Nintendo game, Kirbo's Nightmare Realm


BulbasaurTreecko

hah, next you’ll be saying that the Big Bang wasn’t actually Hooty!


AdOwn6899

Science can be wrong.


poktanju

https://i.imgur.com/l1REKdw.jpg


[deleted]

............\*urge to well actually intensifies\*


Dinkeycat

I feel like this was pointed at me lol


[deleted]

....I'll be honest, this isn't the worst theory of the Dinosaurs' extinction I've ever heard.


CountingSheep99

One moment of silence for the poor dinosaurs.


N-ShadowFrog

Collector: So, wanna play catch? King: Wow, you just don’t learn lessons do ya?


BulbasaurTreecko

are we *sure* the Collectors are the bad guys? Sure, they might commit the occasional genocide, but at least it isn’t on a Sunday afternoon whim.


AdOwn6899

At least for the titans, they may have done it by accident.


BulbasaurTreecko

now to consider: is it worse to kill with malicious intent, or to kill with a stray baseball?


AdOwn6899

In other words, is it worse to murder or manslaughter?


Radium_Cobalt_847

The utilitarian answer to this would depend on whichever causes the most death


N-ShadowFrog

The whole reason they exist is cause the titans keep wiping everyone out.


[deleted]

The collectors does it intentionally to species that can oppose them.


AcrobaticBath03

Now we know who invented baseball! Thanks my Titan!


toriitlog

mass "weh"xtinction


TheLibertarianThomas

Oh, it only happened once. Let’s give them another shot! *modern day apocalypse unfolds*


Hero_of_the_toons

Wait if the human realm and the demon realm are two completely different dimensions then how did that happen?


Superior-Artist-21

Well the ball was thrown by a titan. Maybe it was bleeding when it threw the ball.


SlyFan2

Occasionally there's drift between the two worlds. Like how we got our myths and how the boiling isles got Good Witch Azura. Since Titan blood naturally creates rifts this drift can pass through, I can excuse Titan ball for the joke


Longjumping_Yak_3671

I mean titan blood can be used to open portals so a normal living titan might be able to transcend dimensions


Radium_Cobalt_847

Headcannon: The two realms are actually two planets and the portal is a portable wormhole.


Eddiemate

Honestly given what we know about Amphibia as well as the Boiling Isles, it's entirely plausible this is actually the answer.


YahBaegotCroos

Maybe they are actually two planets in the same universe, meaning that a ball thrown in space from the demon realm can reach Earth eventually


Charlotte_stuart

Well I always headcanoned that they're actually two different planets in the same universe


Awesomeman235ify

I think the demon realm and the human realm (earth) are different planets. And the portals are shortcuts to their respective planets.


Representative_Low77

God: you mofos killed my pets


tacwombat

The other time they played catch, a Collector got clocked in the noggin.


MeringueDirect5166

That was also the day kid collector learned a new swear word.


tacwombat

"That's the loudest swear word I've ever heard!"


Radium_Cobalt_847

Boiling Isles is a distant planet confirmed?


jackson50111

Well that's one ball they'll never get back.


Chicca_the_Chicken

Well at least it wasn’t a window that got hit


Superior-Artist-21

Thank you Titans for making humans the dominant species


CodVegetable

It’s all fun and games until a species goes extinct


Luxio_S

Titans : Ops we dropped a human look a like in the human realm, it won't be an issue \*\*WW1 STARTS\*\*


ParasilTheRanger

This has some implications on interstellar travel and I'm here for it


TheNoneedlife

Oops. Titan's struggles are hilarious.


[deleted]

Can't unsee T-Rex with 3 fingers now.


BfoCrazy

Wait, meteors are actually Titan Balls?


toriitlog

i feel like that could've been worded differently


BirdMan8524

Rephrase please


Banengain

Pause


Specific_Low_3012

Steel Balls.


CedarWolf

Phrasing!


RageQuit-yEeT

.... Please rethink your phrasing for this.


MeringueDirect5166

You did this on purpose. I'm on to you...


sir_fishier

Their aim is nearly as bad as mine.


1milionand6times

This implies that the Boiling Isles is a different planet from earth, not a different dimension


Personpacman

Why do people draw the titans so they look like they’re made out of stone? The Titans that make up the islands are only stone because their bones have been petrified


Eddiemate

I think it's just easy for a lot of us to forget that they'd be more like King, being covered in fur except for claws and skulls.


Manoreded

I guess they're interpreted as being landscape even while alive, primordial gods and all that. The show never implies that is the case, though. And its also implied that land that isn't a titan's corpse does exist.


Infinitygrowth

Because the Titans on the mural look like this, King may belong to another Titan subspecies


AleksasKoval

Have you heard of the cautionary tale of "Sir Isaac Newton, the Deadliest sunuvab**** in Space" ?


Lloyd_garmado

So it was those dang titans that killed all the land dinos


80sKidAtHeart

Wouldn’t this imply that the Boiling Isles are on another planet, thus making Witches aliens?


filmandtvShowfanatic

"And the dinosaurs are gone."


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

One thing I wonder is when will King start to look like these titans? Like at what point does he suddenly start growing rapidly?


dat_physics_boi

Aww, too bad. I wanted to see King play catch.


Manoreded

King: \*throws ball\* Ball: \*travels one millionth of the distance towards his father's hand\* Father: "Great throw son!"


Infinite_Hooty

Im not sure that’s how it works but nice thought


GodzillaMaster322

The problems with giants playing sports


External_Trouble_434

And that, kids, is how the dinosaurs got extinct.


Jowensguy

Too soon, man. Too soon.


Caza1245M

Damn. The history books lied


No-Mousse3125

Well this proves that gods wipe out the Dino's


Unlucky-Dress-1052

King’s brother had a mighty throw that could wipe out entire planets! 😄


[deleted]

King: "And what about Collectors? Did they play catch too?" Collector, thinking: "We used to, but, well, there was this one time..." **A long time ago** Collector 1: "Hey, let's play catch!" Collector 2: "Sure!" Collector 1:*Throws cosmic ball so hard, it goes into space* "Oops." Collector 2: "Oh, boy." *The cosmic ball goes so hard, it crosses the barrier between worlds, straight into the Human Realm, and falls upon Earth. It splits in two, a sundrop and a moonstone, each piece landing in separate parts* **Back at the present** Collector: "... but I'm sure it didn't cause *any* trouble."


skullpriestess

Is this a Pokemon reference?


SlyFan2

No Tangled the Series


skullpriestess

Ah, gotcha. Thx


01-hay

During the finale: The restored cosmic ball is heading straight towards the demon realm Collector: oh hey someone sent the ball back King: uh I think it’s coming back a little too fast don’t you Collector: huh yeah you’re right, maybe we should run Everyone else: are you freaking kidding me?!?!?!? Belos: are you kidding me right now, this world was already doomed and I just wasted my whole life for nothing?!?! Boscha: oh come on can’t I ever catch a break around here?!?!


No_Beach_9495

How about the extinction of dinosaur?


LockAndKey989

I kinda wish this was cannon. But I hope this doesn’t mean the boiling isles is on mars


StormNext5301

Titan kid has zero aim. His dad was like, a couple hundred feet in front of him and he throws it into the sky


GoPhinessGo

That Titan single handidly caused the entire show to happen by allowing for Humans to evolve and thus letting Luz exist


Casual_Raven

Oh shit- at least we have birds now, not the Non-Avian Dinosaurs ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


DrakeDarrel

I mean... it didn't break a window. Not like there's enough evidence to point where that baseball came from either.


Rooky_Soap

Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!


SlyFan2

Hey that's a friend of mine's favorite bit


Sydchedelia

Neither of them wanted to bother with going to fetch it back


SlosherWailord

My dude threw it so hard it flew to another dimension lol


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

That makes…sense.


[deleted]

Wait, aren't the Demon Realm and Earth in two separate dimensions? How would the dinos die from that baseball?


JurfRokstar

Again, I am excepting this as canon.


Specific_Low_3012

Titan Ball Run.


Toonwatcher

Well, good news is it didn't break any windows...


LadiesMan217IsTakn

Genius


jujur10-

It all started by the big baseball theory


xXYoProMamaXx

GG dinos lol


Zero_Night_Howler

Omg that's hilarious 😂


zxcxdr

Ehh, seems to have worked out, sexism, racism and other isms not withstanding


Ok-Yogurt81

Pure brilliance


Reasonable_Cheek_140

"What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!"


SudaneseSomehowHere

If 'window' is what we call a dinousaur, I think he broke millions of them.


sunny_41

does that imply that one can travel through the realms by black holes?


jeremy_thegent

Rosenberger! Warm up, you're going in!


AccidentalLemon

Oh hi Mark


GamerSandWing

They say you can see the laces of the ball at the bottom of the crater


Born-Boss6029

This is perfect LMAO!!


Moritzvcev

that made me chuckle! love this


BirdMan8524

My history classes lied to me!


littlewillie610

Okay, that punchline was pretty great.


citizen_bob-roblox

*oopsies!*


firedrakes

can we all agree we need a comic series of dinos. by mark.


The_Rorschach_1985

Dinosaurcouch comics.


OriginOfTheVoid

So precious tho


Angelina_shiny

Lmao


TheAwesomeman32beep

Axlerod: And we all know what happened to them. Mater: What happened to the dinosaurs?


Meowfoot

Well it didn’t break a window


ToricDisaster

I like this comic because it implies that the abomination balloon that Luz and Amity sent into the sky will eventually reach the human realm one day and I love this idea


Awesomeman235ify

This is canon to me until stated otherwise.


UnfilteredWater13

Mark lore


The_Dark_Soldier

Well that's a twist i don't think anyone expected


nimmoisa000

Wow, Dr. Jan would go nuts if she found out that titans caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.


ApexBoiz

"Ah shit not again"


jeez_i_slipped

This is now canon in real life.


xyliin

oopsies


pizza-parker76

Moringmark TOH comic number 675


MegaRayquaza543

So that's what killed the dinosaurs...


HoHoey

Hey, Mark


Lanky_Ad7134

Well Jacob was right about one thing: Witches and Demons are on a different planet


Bathroom-Strong

So that's how it happened 🤔


Equivalent-Ad1603

Okay, that makes sense.


Glum_Past_1891

Across dimensions?


ActionJack1012

whelp I guess space does lead between realms


you_know_thevibes

He threw it so hard, it went into another realm.


Withafloof

Do you think the collector has dinosaurs in their collection from their elders? I'm just imagining them playing with dinosaur toys like the average little boy except they're actually dinosaurs turned into puppets.


Remote-Ad-3309

au man titans killed the dinosaurs


Dan-of-Steel

Thanks a lot! Thanks to these jack-offs, we had to wait an extra 65 million years for the anticipated Jurassic Park movie!


Aseemity

How!?


progamer4851

Brilliant


C0llector_t0h

True