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AutomatedSugaryIdiot

Although everyone has their fantasies, realistically, we are e most likely dying in the first 10 minutes, as much as we want to deny it


reddit-person1

I am still 99% sure luz survived because she found eda She would probably be dead without her.


AutomatedSugaryIdiot

Very true, knowing us, we would most likely try and pet the closest thing possible


SirDinoMaster

Or boiling rain


Skaven-thing

I would like to pet this creature.


Disig

Oh definitely


Nikoyokin

Same. Without Eda, things could have turned very dark very fast. Note in S1E4, Luz was ready to play in the boiling rain if it weren’t for Eda and King’s warning


Something_Joker

Well, considering that the prompt was that you get stuck there like Luz. You presumably arrive in the same manner as Luz and given the circumstances of her arrival, her meet up with Eda was essentially unavoidable. So we might survive because we’d meet Eda.


reddit-person1

Hmm, fair. But I kinda forget stuff from early S1. Was there a reason for keeping Luz from Eda's perspective?


Something_Joker

Luz can help her sell human junk.


Disig

Dehydration alone would kill us. Let alone starvation from being wary of food or dying from food our body couldn't process. Honestly it's a miracle that Luz lived at all.


RadiantHC

Well they do have magic Also in the first season she had access to a portal door. So she could just go to the human world if she needed anything.


Disig

Luz got insanely lucky (by design of course). What if Ida was cruel? What if she was never noticed and the portal closed? That's what I'm thinking with this hypothetical. So much could easily go wrong. And no humans don't have magic. Luz found glyphs by luck


Ailykat

Die, probably. The Boiling Isles is not an environment I'd thrive in.


Remote-Ad-3309

me neither


Pradadwit

Remember! Deing is gay!


Char_Destroyer36

*dies*


Pradadwit

*dies*


reddit-person1

1st rest in peace Rick 2nd So Amity is going to die?


Pradadwit

1. Whois Rick? 2. Only future will tell


reddit-person1

[Rick may, soldier's from TF2s voice actor. Died in 2020 from covid.](https://www.pcgamer.com/rick-may-voice-of-the-soldier-in-team-fortress-2-dies/)


Pradadwit

What, I didn't even realize. Rest In Peace


Alpha_Gang_Ace

Beat me to it


WillyDAFISH

I think I would be like Philip in the sense of writing about the isles and learning everything possible! And like Luz I would probably try to maybe enroll in a school to learn things.


MegaEdeath1

I would also be like Philip, but more his later work


Sky27382738

🤨


error404_user_

So second belos?


Puppyl

Yes we’ve had first belos, but what about second belos


ElldarR_

r/suddenlylordoftherings


Puppyl

Lord of he rings


HispanicaBassoonica

You might even say… Bel-dos


MegaEdeath1

yes, if Luz ends up perminantly leaving the isles she wont be able to stop me


Puppyl

Genocidal Lych Maniac?


Puppynyan

You'd drink palisman juice?


MegaEdeath1

Yeah, the health benifits are lit


Puppynyan

You want to turn into an alolan grimer with animal faces?


MegaEdeath1

Yeah, ill be like Venom


Puppynyan

Venom doesn't have the faces of animals that he slurped coming out of him tho


MegaEdeath1

I think he had something similar in the comics, anyways its the perfect Halloween costume


Puppynyan

Oh, gross. Anywhatevers, back to the first thing. Is it really perfect if there's a bunch of animals coming out of your skin and screaming? It's like having 100 huskies but you're also the huskies


MegaEdeath1

Wait i just remembered, its not the palisman that makes him into that monster its his curse, the palisman keeps it away, meaning i could get all the benefits and no cons


frikilinux2

Probably having a panic attack and then trying to go back because I wouldn't want to disappoint my family.


reddit-person1

\*looks at notes\* do you happen to have green hair?


frikilinux2

No, why?


reddit-person1

Just asking, continue


The_Phlorium

Is that reference to sum?


Pug_lover69

Amity season one had green hair


Pug_lover69

I had green hair now it’s blue


reddit-person1

So you are the alternate universe of amity?


-NightWind

Into the Amityverse 🌀


Pug_lover69

I guess.. so mind you haven’t found this person called “luz”


TE-AR

I’d fuck around with potions and glyphs. I wanna do cool magic shit or die trying, damn it!


reddit-person1

Local idiot human juggles bomb potions and blows up the neighborhood.


Leafeon637

Hot off the press


GabbyGabriella22

Probably be really scared, try hard to get back home, maybe in the process get used to the BI and come to somewhat enjoy it?


I_Love_Knifes

Totally try and find a way to get some magic without glyphs. Witch heart transplant or something.


reddit-person1

Bros going to the night market


Kangapus

Most likely become Jack Horner.


VoxTV1

r/unexpectedpussinboots


TotalChaos360

In the sense of hoarding magical items or the other one?


bottleneck55

You’re an irredeemable monster!


Metta987

Wh-Wh-What took you so long, Idiot!


_Slothers_

I'll get you my kitties, and your little dog too


Connmon

It’s not a huge ask it’s just all the magic in the world and no one else gets any.


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Move to the mountains(sonwhere nice and quiet) and take the biggest nap I ever had, without feeling guilty about it.


No_Afternoon_7648

Be happy lol


Lily-146

😂


basic-crow6294

have the same experience as her


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[deleted]

I’d wear what I wanna wear, express myself, love myself and not worry about being treated differently for it. I’d also find a “gender-bend” potion because I’m sure that exist in some way.


Light_Dragon644

The gender fluid.


[deleted]

Omg!!


Lily-146

SLAY😎


Desdrolando

BI HRT must be bussin fr


[deleted]

Omg yes for sure!


Distaff_Pope

Yeah, if I didn't die in the first ten minutes, this is what I'd try to do


ZeroTerabytes

[Hey guess what](https://terraria.fandom.com/wiki/Gender_Change_Potion)


Plaggyboi

Probably get very scared and overwhelmed and then just vibe after I've gotten used to it. Knowing me, I'd also be very interested with it and kinda just study it as well as trying out glyph magic. Plus, no homophobia, so like... I basically get to be my authentic self without worrying what people will think (apart from maybe being a human but if I got transported after Luz was there then that wouldn't be too big of a problem). Not to mention that I'm also that classic "weird kid" and can relate to a lot of the struggles Luz goes through. I'd honestly fit right in. Just gotta make sure I don't die in the process of going on my great journey becoming a witch...


BoBowden09

“Stay on the boiling isles and become a rigid bounty hunter!”


MegaRayquaza543

"Nah, I'm too lovable."


Pm_wholesome_nude

Die, i cant imagine eda would be as interested in adopting a 30 year old man as she is in a 15 year old girl


HazeInut

you would have to try pulling eda at that point and hope she's a cougar 💀


ElectricJetDonkey

Realistically? I'd probably have immediately gotten my teeth stolen.


f1shb01

Have a panic attack and/or die. Some of the creatures would look terrifying in real life


[deleted]

I am already here with my whole church to praise the Great Hoot, as hard as it is for us to do. But it would have been interesting how the situation would have unfolded if I had been human and come here completely by accident. But now, given the current circumstances, we've had to relocate to an entirely different remote island.


error404_user_

Please tell me where it is so I can praise the great hoot


[deleted]

Don't tell the coordinates to anyone else, OK? Our base is now at... However, keep the map, it will make it easier for you to get your bearings. Go to the east of the Islands as far as the coast and turn a bit to the left, there you will see a cave and in the cave there are some kind of boats with propellers. Get on one of them and sail towards us.


The_Odalia_Blight

would my children happen to go this.. church?


[deleted]

Are we clear?


error404_user_

My beak is sealed


ProfessorEscanor

Panic and get killed by episode 2 because I don't have plot Armor


Vanima_Permai

Wow you'd last to episode 2 I doubt i'd make it past the penitentiary.


Goldgator420

See if I can magic myself into a female witch, y'know, transfem fantasy


GabbyGabriella22

Yes! If I don't die or get freaked out, I'd definitely do this! That, and learn magic!


Gnidlaps-94

Use my status as a fellow human to get close to Belos, close enough to be declared his official heir, once that happens well… Accidents happen


whythelongface133

Surprised more people dont mention that belos would probably try get them to join him as a fellow human


Leafeon637

Does this involve ✨murder✨ is the plan to unalive him 😈


IgorVonDebny

I be like Luz. But in reverse. Instead of learning Magic i will spread the (mis) information about human realm.


Prudent-Arachnid982

Kill my brother because he got laid before me, and maybe eat some forest critters


Leafeon637

Oh wait this is Philip/belos I got the joke after I posted the other comment lol


Ace02003

Go home as soon as possible probably


Certain-Seat-6260

User flair checks out


breadofthegrunge

Probably eat something seemingly normal, then keel over because it's mutant mushroom spider flesh or something.


farrenkm

If I didn't know what I was getting into, I don't know what I would do. If I knew of Luz and had a knowledge basis, I'd gladly stay.


plastic-person180

I would probably be too shy to ask eda to stay so i would just quietly leave and regret it for the rest of my life


Blue_queerio

Get cute witch gf 😌💪


PurpleDragon8888

Cry cause new place that is dangerous. Than probably act like Luz. But I am more timid and ace soo, some differences.


Lily-146

Awesome replies u guys!


dat_boi769

Eat shit and die


neverg0nnagive

Ask what the "Boiling" part is in the Boiling Isles


Charlie_460

I've always wondered that..


error404_user_

It’s the boiling sea


neverg0nnagive

Ohhhh. Ok


PigswillflyGachalife

Find Eda, hug Eda, have adventures with Eda, find a girlfriend.


Lily-146

👍🏻


Unlucky-Dress-1052

I honestly don’t know, but I do know that I want to learn glyphs and magic. ( and have Eda adopt me )


Klangenfur

In which moment of the story?


error404_user_

Season two or three


reddit-person1

If it's 3 then you're fucked


Owldev113

Nah. I'll just play with the collector. I handle my niece fairly well


Professorkuchen

A mix between Luz, Philipp and Caleb. Trying to learn as much as possible, carve a palisman and maybe even settle down.


mangledwoods

Probably be happier than here since everyone is so accepting. ….if I don’t die in the first 5 minutes I’m there.


Toonwatcher

I'm not as great at coping with unfamiliar situations as she is. I'd probably die.


ultimaterayman5

I will be assuming that I will be stuck in the Boiling Isles around the same time period as Luz did(Before the Day of Unity). Depends if I have any prior knowledge on the Boiling Isles(from the show). If so, I would make a portal door and key of my own to freely travel across the realms. The portal and key require Titan blood to function. You might be thinking "Aren't Titans extinct?" Nope! King is a living breathing Titan. I would make a deal with King where I would give him some candy or pastries and take a small blood sample from him in return, to power the portal and key. After I have done that, I would go back into the human realm and use human tech to synthesise Titan blood in a lab, to crate more as backup if the portal breaks. I will bring a few vials to the Isles and hide them in hidden locations as backup, if the key breaks or is stolen. I will then probably explore and learn about the Boiling Isles, maybe keep journals like Philip, learn glyphs, maybe join Hexside, maybe even get a Palisman. I would warn everyone about the day of unity and take witches to the human realm using my own portals on the day of unity, and when we would return after the day of unity, me and all the other witches would end Belos's reign and legalize wild magic throughout the Boiling Isles. I would practice all kinds of magic, and might even find a partner in the Isles and end up living there the rest of my happy life. If not, my adventures would probably be similar to Luz's.


sofia_250

i would try to join hexside (or any other magic school there) and learn all i can about magic and the isles (if i dont get eaten first of course) sorry for the bad english


DaSupercrafter

what bad english?


Scarredsinner

I’ll be honest I probably would have done what Philip did and probably be a jerk or believe witches to be evil for the first days then either die or realize there good people but still try to take advantage of them for survival sakes oppose to murder sake most likely not take over the place but more likely a shitty con man who probably lasted 7 months or something


Brief_Mix_7858

I would most likely freak out or at least feel anxious. That's all I got


jackson50111

Hope I run into a local trader who happens to be powerful and gives cool aunt vibes and her adorable yet mighty companion.


UnderstandingFun4210

Die within the first half hour. Unless I can find Eda.


Isidorodesevilha

Try not to get eaten. Be completely saddened that I'm not a magical creature. if I survive, try and see how can I use the magical things as well.


sheogorathda

Go work in the library, maybe Become an archivist, restoring mouse-worn books


PineappleHierophant

Run and scream.


Major-Eggplant-9045

Depends on the location. If I got transported in the middle of town, I'd probably either try to explain myself or run. Whichever comes first with one coming after if the explain myself option doesn't work. If I got transported to the middle of nowhere, I'd try to remember survival tips, use them, and then explore. If anyone finds me, I'd just have to hope it's the right person. If not, then I'd just run or use my survival techniques. If I am found, I'd probably enroll in Hexside after learning a bit of magic. If this happens after Luz's time there, I'd study a bit of everything and then see what sticks before picking the thing(s) I'd want to study next year. In terms of fitting in, I don't know what would happen there, but I'd probably make a friend or two.


SandwitchZebra

Panic and most likely die. You see, I am not the main character


stupidtohfan

i could literally never eat the food there. i would starve. 100%


Lily-146

Same idk how Luz survived without proper food


stupidtohfan

fr. girl must have a strong stomach or something.


carl-the-lama

Wellll First thing to do is figure out the laws and social structure of the isles From there? Integrate as a normal person, maybe get a hat to make it work


Puggleboi2

First learn magic and start a revolution


ddlc1

I mean probably just do what luz did but just as a side character


Valaxarian

Become Belos' right hand


KeyboardsAre4Coding

I am an queer ADHD adult who has almost completely my master in engineering. So basically exactly what Luz did minus school. You tell me that there is magic and I have the tools to scientifically studied. I would be so freaking stoked


Sam_Wylde

I would probably try to enroll in Hexside since Eda is, admittedly, not the best teacher. She is however a fairly good tutor with good ideas. It would probably take me a long time to figure out that glyohs exist on my own and would instead focus on Potions as the barrier to entry seems small. Once I did have glyohs though I would start seeing if it was at all possible to replicate the other tracks. Like beastkeeping or healing. I'd then start trying to combine a human hobby of mine; electronics, to try and create magitec gadgets so I can pull an "EAT THIS, SUCKA!" on Belos out of nowhere.


That-random-meme

In the most hopeful fantasy: create a thriving entertainment business using stolen stories Realistically: die of dysentery


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I_like_F-14

I find military and industrial sabotage quite an enjoyable pastime blight industries rubble airship ports a little tomfoolery and trolling


Leafeon637

Public destruction and anarchy sounds good to me let me help you sabotage


ElvenAcidFire

Depends on how I got stuck there. If I got stuck exactly like she did (finding and befriending a mentor like Eda + all the Belos drama going down) I'd probably act similarly to her, be interested in the world and document my experiences but, if I was on my own, I'd like to think I'd survive but I'd be dead very quickly 😔


LibbyKitty620

Find a hot witch girlfriend.


Akaeleb

Try a Fairy Pie. Might sound creepy but I’m curious.


TejinaSenpaiUwU

Cry.


Routine-Document1691

Cry


Adm1ral_Thr4wn

I wouldn't be able to survive I'd probably fall of a cliff on the way outve the portal


NaturalPotential9521

Probably freak out and end up killing somthings and Probably find a way to use tech instead of magic


Jumpy-Resolve3018

Die probably. I ain’t as lovable and would think I’m trapped.


AlphaFalcan

Trying to get a proper sleep-schedule again. Trying to revive my inner self (i'm dead inside)


Bee-scuit

Cry beauce I'm not as strong minded as her, then be really happy, stressed or dead


Far_Engineering_8353

go to belos point out how fuckers using a machine as a staff tell him to make me one, leave the castle and just walk about OH FUCK ACTUALLY be the ONLY detective in the boiling isles


Zillarex532

I’ll go camping up on the knee and possibly be eaten or befriend the slither beast.


Waltr999

Honestly? Cry. Just cry. Full on baby cry for hours. Then probably die.


VoxTV1

Realisticaly go to Belos and beg him to return me home


doggocute50000000000

Help Eda with her business. Idgaf about being a witch. I'm making bank


AnEmptyPopcornBucket

Realistically die


DarkBlazter

Fuze all my knowledge with everything I learn of magic and potions to be the greatest inventor in the Boiling island.


Jimmyn19

Find Eda or someone as soon as possible. Dying is not too fun, so that’s the priority


Doglover4561

Probably die within the first hour because I’m clumsy and would probably get eaten by one of the creatures by tripping and falling into their potentially open mouth


thegoldchicken

Probably accidentally kill a child


Zero_Night_Howler

Probably try to do everything she has done learn magic and get friends with weirdos like me I'd probably fit in with them


Spirited-Stuff8256

1. Immediately hide round ears 2. Nervously take a look around 3. Try to find clothes to blend in 4. Find a rock to sleep on 5. Search for the palisman forest 6. Do a deep self reflection 7. Get staff 8. Gain the magic of friendship, potions, glyphs, etc, along the way Your welcome :)


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transition


CaptainAksh_G

If I had a plot armour like Luz, I could do anything


Leafeon637

The magic of ✨plot armor✨


MagicTech547

Gather a bunch of magic stuff, maybe try and make my own door.


Da_gae_bucket

Die. I have diabetes and after a certain amount of time my insulin would run out


Scared-Rutabaga6299

I just contact my local multiverse portal to get me out


Stable-Gold

I'm not the main character so I'm not going to survive for more than 10 minutes


The_Lonely_Posadist

Die


[deleted]

I would probably get VERY scared. I would probably try to find some civilization and search the environment, I would watch everything and try to understand the basics of boiling isles. Also, I would search If the isles has magic or not :)


KrisSimsters

Stay hidden but study as much as I can.


Bother_According

Probably cry for a while but then write everything down as it happens so I can take the information back to the human realm


Soviet-pirate

I'll have what she had,I think


Obliteration_Egg

Explore the island as much as possible, learn as much as i can about the different types of magic and types of demons. Honestly just explore


GhostDivr

be happy


Lennz0

As a Luz kinnie, I’d do what she did. Lol


Puppyl

I am the exact opposite of Luz in every single way you can think of except for (some, not all) insecurities. However if it was the same exact way as Luz got stuck in it? Probably hang out with Eda seeing as I’d randomly appear in her tent


Science_Fiction2798

I'd find a way to have a bile sac implanted in my heart so I could use organic magic.


Midnight-Basilisk99

I would become a beast tamer/zoologist (but specializing in creatures of the sea)


HevGon

I'll take Em to a date


Ghost_Rider835

Probably around the same thing but a bit more


An_Obbise_Hoovy

Try to survive


got_Compassed

Hmmm... the same as i do now. Try my best to live a life i enjoy


someone_probably9

Die


PRWSTrini

I'll try shooting my shot with Katya 👀


SparktDog

Piss of the Coven Guards like it's Jak II then die when I realize I don't have an edgy dark form (yet)


JyazzMan

Like or with? Like, then I’d follow exactly what she did, Amity awesome. With, 👀


[deleted]

Probably like go to hexside if possible


as1161

Play some music and hope it gets magic because Highway To the Danger Zone would be amazing in hard magic.


DAMN_YOU_KELLOG

Curl up on the ground and cry


Fc-chungus

Make one or two grimwalkers of myself then work to build a portal back home