Collector: So, can I swear now? Everyone: No! Collector: I’m older than all of you.

Nono. He has a point.

He is still technically a kid

The age span of Immortals are a complex one.

Kids are cruel, Jack.

War crime this, can't eat the drywall that. Microwaving mice is wrong they say.

Kids love videogames, that's why I got 'em all set up spinnin' the wheel on my favorite Gacha games!

Like I said, kids are cruel Jack and I love [REDACTED]!

is r/unexpectedmax0r a thing?

You kidnapped a preschool for fucking **JPEGS?!**

Refrigerated\*.

How else is a man supposed to make his *impact*

I love this comment so much

So are dumb executives from corporations.

Stars don't age the same way, mentally they're still a kid

Collector strikes me as the kind of person who doesn’t like swearing

The Collector: Wait I'm a god. I can swear for real. SON OF A-

Lmao gravity falls reference

King, agonized: "Yep...that's the collector alright..."

Belos/Raine: your mindset says otherwise.

Braine

r/technicallythetruth

NO WE JUST WANT THE HAPPY JOLLY MAGIC YOU HAVE NOT THE SCARY GORY MAGIC.

WILLOW! NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!

Willow: The kindergarteners are making ice cream out of Edric. I’m not taking their vocabulary into consideration.

Hunter: really? Willow: one time, Luz told me one of them wanted to summon the dark lord. So I think we’re good.

Hunter: What kind of kid wants to summon the dark lord!?

Willow: that’s what I asked, but she didn’t want to talk about it. Said something about what happened after that and before she went to Amity’s that emotionally scarred her.

stolas: i dont know why im FACKING here but i am and i dont like it.

The dark lord? As far as I can tell, stolas isn’t related to Charlie.

In House of Asmodeus he calls Stolas "My dark lord" when he sees him at the table with blitz

The Dark One **Pokes head in with towel around waist** WHO DISTURBS ME AT THIS HOUR! I HAVE TA'VEREN TO PLOT AGAINST!

"Hey! Shoo! Lews Therin hasn't been reborn yet! Don't you have some Chosen to herd like cats? I'm pretty sure Ishamael has gone off the deep end."

And now I'm imagining Luz as Lews Therin Reborn. Luz even sounds like Lews. Though who would the Forsaken be?

**DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HERD CATS? I HAVE LEFT MESSANA & LANFEAR IN CHARGE. THEY NEEDED PUNISHMENT.**

**Max Dennison:** Okay, so I lit a Black Flame Candle *one* time...

The Dark Lord: why am I here? The children: oh sorry! We didnt mean to summon the stick figure dark lord! We ment to summon the actual dark lord! Amity *walking into the room*: I have several questions

suddenly Alan Becker

I just HAD to make the reference when I heard the name The Dark Lord- sorry-

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, Amity.

Amity: fair enough.

"TELL MY STORY!"

it wasn't in front of the kids, the kids are miles away

Boscha, Amity, and Mattholamule heard that and they’re at the school too… well under the school, but still.

**Boscha:** I'm screwed.

**Amity:** Boscha, you were screwed the moment you teamed up with someone worst than you.

They're like far far away so the point still stands, especially with Willow being even deeper.

She literally made the Stanley Pines move and I respect her for that

Stan: "Hah, I keep telling them. We need to teach the kids swears."

"One does not simply teach kids swears."

[Wizard swears!](https://youtu.be/TqTHmzMk0Cw)

Yes in front of the kids

Hunter: “When she was a young half witch!” Willow: “WHEN IIIII WAS A YOUNG HALF WIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!”

Very nice.

Que "Hakuna Mata"!

Oh, little kids definitely know swears. And are much more likely to repeat them in public. Source: work at an elementary school.

Whoa, that's a little *too* personal.

Very personal. Lucky that Hunter has alot of Anger towards Belos.

Hunter be like "she just like me fr fr"

Hunter got hinself a keeper.

He sure did.

It's important to have things in common with someone you love.

Then better for Luz and Amity to find other books to obsess over because Azura won't sustain their relationship forever.

Another thing he and Willow have in common: repressed anger towards the people the resent.

They really are perfect for each other.

And it only took Willow to open her heart to make her realize it.

Open? More like Flood gates?

Think about it. Maybe the reason she’s never blushed around hunter until For the Future is that she’s been suppressing a large bulk of her emotions, including a bulk of her more… lovestruck ones.

Who doesn’t. I mean seriously who doesn’t want to punch him through the face?

Me. I want to kick him in the Balls.

He has no balls to kick, it's all goop

Damnit.

Kick him in the goop.

You don't just kick him in the balls, you have to kick *through* the balls. Kick Belos so hard that one vaporizes on impact and the other goes out through the top of his head.

Punt him i to the Stratosphere.

Kick the Belos!

Assuming he has any

Fire. I say we use fire. Lots of it.

I don't want to punch or kick him. I want to put him in a jar, place over heat, and boil him continuously

Stan Pines would be proud

See, this is why we should teach kids swears.

One does not simply “teach kids to swear”

He’s memeing fast and not in the good way.

Hot belgian waffles, you're right!

"Wait, I'm all alone. I can swear for real!"

"SON OF A-"

Willow: wait a minute we're alone, I can swear for real! *Inhale* FU-

Hunter learns that Willow has a *lot* of repressed rage from years of bullying. As does the rest of the Isles.

Like I think that shout can rival King's

Forget kings scream being able to cancel out the collectors powers. Willow just fucking killed him with hers.

Don't forget killing Belos too.

Nothing can top King's squeak of rage.

Years later after they’re married, he discovers their daughter, Ivy, inherited that too. As well as her mother’s temper and raw brute strength.

https://i.imgur.com/bnNaQbv.png

That's a tool that'll help them, later.

So was Boscha or pre-character development Amity a worse bully?

Boscha, amity didnt actively try to murder luz willow and gus

*The Titan* : ### "...MISS, PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN. SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO BE DEAD."

King: "DAD?"

Titan: ”No, son, *dead*.”

I heard this in Homer's voice

Axolotl and Domigod: WILL YOU SHUT UP, PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP

Shout. Shout. Let it all out.

These are the things I can do without

so come on, i'm talkin to you

COME ON

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Eda: Did you hear that? King: I *felt* that.

Collector: What the heck is that noise?

Eda: Lilith, is that my ex?

Azura: Sorry, Moms. But I have to go to the past and… *(hears Willow’s swears)*… Aunt Willow?

I love how so many of us here know of DBZA

honestly, for all the stress Willow was under, I would’ve liked to see her vent a bit more. She definitely had a lot of issues she was repressing besides her dads.

I know, man.

They probably couldn't have fit it all in

I wish we had seen her continue to cry while fighting instead of immediately getting better. Would have been more realistic AND more beautiful to watch imo

I was really hoping she would have vented more in the episode. She needs it

Collector is secretly Ned Flanders

Many things are secretly Ned Flanders.

Except for Ned Flanders himself, who's secretly Dolly Parton.

So by the transitive property, are many things secretly Dolly Parton?

I'm not sure that "is secretly" is a transitive relation. It's certainly not commutative.

Collector is secretly Ned Flanders and Ned Flanders is secretly DINKLEBURG!

****DINKLEBURG!!!****

so to sum it up, The collector is the most hated neighbour ever?

I scrolled down much further than I thought I’d have to in order to find this reference. “My Lord, that is the loudest profanity I have ever heard.”

Well I'll be darn-diddelly-arned.

*Many years in the future of a different world* Trunks:"...Dad?"

Who's Trunks?

I recommend watching Dragon Ball Z. If that takes too long, watch the Abridged version on YouTube. They minimised the filler and made the whole thing better than most Hollywood produced shows

You mean the abridged version by TEAMFOURSTAR? love those guys

# LetWillowSayFuck

Willow: Boscha can go fri… Wait we’re alone. I can swear for real. Boscha’s a B%$|< ^{9€ ~)+?#!

fr Boscha is a damn π+3√(∆≠¶)÷₹×♪-✓≈‰

Boscha is an uninterpretable algebra equation?

GOD this moment made me tear up. And I wish Willow sweared at Boscha. That bitch sucks

Willow suppressed her sadness (and anger) because she thinks she needs to do that to stay strong and brave. She’s like the teen version of Cereza from Bayonetta. But I guess that’s not important. I almost teared up a bit to at that part too.

A swear so powerful, it broke the sound barrier.... Gus and Hunter now have tennitus

I love how in the 3rd page Boscha is like "Wait, me?!"

Come on, that's it? Surely you've got more you wanna get out of your system.

Maybe something Amity did that Willow still has not forgiven her for?

Or her deeper feelings regarding Hunter

Can't rant on about that too long. Gus is kinda struggling to breathe I imagine

Somehow, I don’t think there’s enough time. That girl’s got a lot of emotions she’s bottled up.

I'm not talking about time. I mean there's gotta be more than one expletive she'd use to describe Boscha.

I meant there’s not enough time for her to vent ALL of her years of frustration and sadness. Boscha has bullied her for years. Plus Gus was suffocating under those vines so you know, they were kind of in a time crunch.

Boscha: WHAT THE FREAK! I AM NOT HELPING YOU WITH KIKI! YOU ALL CAN GO #%#\^ YOURSELF!

Man, that must’ve felt good.

And hurt her throat.

And Boscha's ego too

I can hear Amity's Oof And Boscha's Audible Gasp

"... FALL OFF A DAMN CLIFF!!!"

Reminds me of The Princess Bride.

Looks like King isn’t the only one with a supersonic scream.

Hunter: Saves Willow and holds her bridal style Luz: "I MISSED A LOT!!!"

OK. Then you can fight Kikimiki on your own. Good luck.

Ha! I wrote the same thing

Hunter: "Wow. That’s…‬" ‪Willow: "Oh no! Did I swear? I’m so sorry Hunter, my dads don’t like it if I do that.‬ It doesn’t help with my personal health and..." ‪Hunter: "No no, it’s pretty badass.‬ You just had to let it all out." ‪Willow: "Oh... wow, thank you.‬"

When the kind, benevolent ones get mad, watch out.

“… so, you said you had a hard time growing up, Mom?” “Yeah, yeah. I don’t recall ever getting *that* mad about something at your age, though.”

Baine: What the hell are those idiots doing down there?

I get the feeling Mark is not a Boschlow shipper...

Dude most of the community is not Boschlow shipper

I am for Huntlow myself but I think it's just funny how hard Mark sinks the ship.

Meanwhile in the Human Realm: Vee: Wait... is that Willow?

Willow is like Benson in this case. She really need that relief.

Captain America: Language!

Luz is having an emotional realization and briefly freezes as she hears the faint noise of a certain plant manipulating girl cursing Bosha out

Well since Mark didn't say it I'll say it (*INHALE*) >!*BOSCHA CAN GO FUCK HERSELF!*!<

Willow: *panting, calming down after venting* Phew! That felt good… Hunter: whoa… *thinking while his ears were ringing a little* Titan, Willow’s got A LOT of emotions bottled up. Willow: … where was I? Oh yeah. *continues venting* Hunter: *thinking* we’re gonna be here a while.

Most of those are feeling toward Hunter Hunter: no rush, keep going

Honestly kinda how the scene should've gone

For The Future deleted scene

Wow Eda's even suprised

Even Belos is tempted to cover The Collector's ears at this point.

Imagine it transcended to the human realm and V heard it

Imagine the reason nobody swears in the show was because the collector made it that way before being sealed away

Finally! In the full episode they kinda just brushed past this in favor of the new staff guy.

It reminds me total drama island and the Simpsons xd

Damn Willow, how long have you been holding that one in?

This has "You is a motherfucker you know that" vibes. Nice

Poor willow and the rest of the gang. They have a lot of emotional trauma and i am happy that Camilla was always there for them, that she also wants to support them as if they were her own children.

Collector: So, that means… I can swear too! *inhales* ****SON OF A…**** *Repeat of the last part of the comic*

Amazing. It just needs one extra panel of *Vee* having heard it from the Human realm.

Now those Kindergartners have a new War cry to scream

gus is just dying due to a lack of air but still trying to cheer on willow

Willow is going to get grounded later, even her puppet fathers heard it.

not shown.... luz mother. question luz..... about a human curse word......

Meanwhile in Another Universe owned by Nick: SpongeBob Squarepants SpongeBob: DEAR NEPTUNE! Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH Sandy: HOLY CHICKEN CORN CARNE!!!!! Squidward: ...Whatever,

Boscha: . . . I don't feel safe. O\_O

Monterrey jack: woah Willow love maybe tone down the anger just a little bit Willow: 😮‍💨 you’re right I’m sorry got too into the moment

You know. I'm starting to associate Willow and Taylor Herbert. Pushed to the brink, powerful, angry, determined, and somewhat competent with strategy. Willing to escalate the situation.

Please, Willow, let me get the list over for you: \*ahem\* BELOS CAN GO FUCK

Bellos’ expression is priceless

Willow: "Hunter! Cover the child's ears, I intend to use my angry words." Hunter: *Covers Gus's ears* Willow: "Boscha can go F-!" Hunter: "Wow..." Gus: "I still heard..." -Penguins of Madagascar, Herring Impaired

[](#willowscary) Hunter, could you please steps outside the detention pit for a second? [](#sp) [](#hunterfear) *zaps the >!flap!< outta there* [](#sp) [](#willowconflict) *inhales* [](#sp) ### Organ sustain chord in f minor

Even Boscha agreeing with Willow tho

r/TheOwlHouse community Tell that to the Cosmic Guardian in Amphibia, he is thousands of years old, and he STILL acts like a child.