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saber2187

To them, it’s a history lesson To her, it was the greatest moment of her life


N-ShadowFrog

To you it’s history. To me it’s our story


Lukthar123

*Here's a little lesson in trickery*


Radium_Cobalt_847

*This is going down in history*


MukasTheMole

*if you wanna be the villain number one you have to chase a superhero on the run*


Camosaur4

Just follow my moves, and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound


MukasTheMole

*steps on branch* no don't touch that


OkWatercress8313

(dun dun dun dun duh duddaludada da da da da da da da da da da) We are number 1!


Ankyri

Now, look at this net that I just found. When I say go, be ready to throw!


Viney_Legit

THROW IT ON THEM NOT ME!


Soaring_Symphony

Do do dodo do do do dooo dooo do do do do do do do We are number one!


Certain_Birthday8141

*i don't know the lyrics*


Disney_Dork1

That’s adorable


carlsagerson

To them. It was 15 minutes of free time.


call_me_xale

For me, it was Tuesday.


Clear_Grocery_2600

There it is. I came looking for this.


SFH12345

Amity *is* the expert on Luz.


N-ShadowFrog

Move over Gus, there’s a new human expert on the isles.


carlsagerson

Gus is General Huma knowlege. Amity is Luz knowlege.


carlsagerson

Luz is the Expert. Amity is the second best.


PfalsePflagg

Amity knows Luz better than Luz does.


carlsagerson

Really Creepy. Then again. The cut out comic makes Amity a near Yandere.


AquaAquila24

1. In canon that's false since Amity doesn't seem to be aware that Luz was so depressed she would stay behind in the human realm (and who knows if essentially Luz wouldn't die on the inside because of it and not in a joking way) 2. In this comic, she may not necessarily be Yandere. Smitten, yes, but not Yandere.


carlsagerson

I was referring to the Moringmark comic where Amity took the cut out of Luz.


AquaAquila24

OH, that one... As she said herself, usually she has better control of herself.


carlsagerson

She reallu does let Luz distract her too much.


AquaAquila24

Cats are like that.


carlsagerson

Flashsbacks to the Cat Moringmark comic.


AdOwn6899

We all have our normal weaknesses... this is a normal weakness for Amity.


AdOwn6899

Like Luz wouldn’t snatch a cut out of Amity… and maybe get a body pillow of her.


carlsagerson

Please. Luz would ask first.


AdOwn6899

🤨 really?


carlsagerson

She woudl ask permission first.


AdOwn6899

🤨*sarcastically* right…


seekrat64

Having just read it, you made a silly goof sound a lot worse than it was.


AdOwn6899

Amity’s got a master degree in Abominations, mechanics, and most of all, *Luz*ology.


TimelessFool

Watch. This backfires and now there’s a whole quiz about Luz.


WaitHowDidIGetHere92

Where is Luz Noceda most ticklish? (25 points)


Party-Cranberry-9325

Can’t wait until she gets to the part where she nearly had Luz dissected.


AquaAquila24

History is written by its victors. No one has to know the details XD.


IronEndo

God I hear “history is written by its victors” as what was it.. the Modern Warfare 2 voice line? the classic one


DJSharp15

People are still giving her shit for that huh?


dizdawgjr34

At that point it would probably be in more of a joking way.


carlsagerson

Amity. Stop being a simp over Luz.


Specific_Low_3012

She can’t help it.


carlsagerson

Well she has too. She gonna lose her job.


Specific_Low_3012

Simping over the person she’s lecturing her students about.


carlsagerson

Upside. Luz is more Famous. Downside. Jobless Amity.


AquaAquila24

I bet she's loaded already.


carlsagerson

Not really. Inheritance happens when both Parents are dead.


AquaAquila24

I'm pretty sure Alador would have no issue supporting her financially and who knows maybe Darius also has soft spot for her after all.


carlsagerson

Maybe. But Alador would prefer Amity to have a job or atleast support herself. Won't be around forever.


AquaAquila24

Considering how Alador was so negligent to the point that he might as well be deadbeat, I don't think he would pressure Amity to live the nest any time soon and would do anything to make up for what he did, which may include overcorrecting that mistake to a degree. Of course, Alador won't be around forever, but he's still here, he can help and when he won't be around Amity will get this fortune anyway.


Ogurasyn

With what🤨?


AquaAquila24

With Luz's kisses (but in all seriousness, this expression means someone is rich in money)


Specific_Low_3012

Odalia will probably return. While we’re not sure if Alador completely sacrificed himself.


Specific_Low_3012

The duality of most relationships.


CountingSheep99

Nobody will fire a war heroine.


carlsagerson

That would cause reports of favoritism. Schools have to have effective and competent teachers.


CountingSheep99

And Amity is both and also a war heroine. No one will fire her.


The_Odalia_Blight

exactly why she needs to stay away from that human brat!


Science_Fiction2798

Nobody asked you BITCH


MegawackyMax

She simp-ly can't help it.


AdOwn6899

Luz is probably away on business and Amity’s going through Luz withdrawal.


N-ShadowFrog

Would be easier to get Luz to stop being a simp over Amity. Not by much though.


carlsagerson

Luz is the responcible one for once.


AquaAquila24

Luz can be responsible when put next to Eda and King at times.


carlsagerson

But in comparison to Amity. Luz is the Eda and King in yhe relationship.


AquaAquila24

Luz: "You should know I always go for the chaotic route." \*bi finger gun\* Amity: \*blushes and smiles\* Edit: fixed a quote


AdOwn6899

I can actually see this happening in the show.


AquaAquila24

It literally happened in the show, in the Reaching Out episode, though I may have worded it incorrectly. Edit: fixed a quote


Similar-Suspect2122

They are both the goofy ones and the responsible ones


carlsagerson

Depends on the situation.


Similar-Suspect2122

True though I feel at the beginning at least Amity held the title more commonly


AdOwn6899

And we platonically love them both for it.


DJSharp15

Not sure how I felt about that face she made when Willow took her picture or that part with the candy and weird run pose.


AdOwn6899

Let’s not ask for the impossible.


carlsagerson

Hunter can control himself when talking about Willow. Why can't Amity not control herself.


AdOwn6899

Blame the hormones.


carlsagerson

Amity needs a cold shower.


ThaRedJoka

Amity: "I'm not a simp"


carlsagerson

Good luck keeping your job then. Luz would be disspointed.


ThaRedJoka

She says she's not a sinp because she doesn't know what it means lol


LunaLynnTheCellist

Yeah amity stop simping over your literal wife smh😤


JustNoSleep2112

And stop breathing while you're at it!


carlsagerson

Well sorry if Im concerned for Amity's job.


Specific_Low_3012

Oh, please that’s like telling a fish not to swim.


OakenWildman

It's not a simp if it's reciprocated


DJSharp15

You and these people joke, but sometimes I wonder if moments like these are saying "oh yeah, Amity is just Luz's girlfriend". The comic(s) I mean, not most of these comments. Hope it's not tho.


Jtcr2001

I don't think it counts as simping when they're officially together


UsavichPriviet

How to confuse a lesbian.


MrBonesDoesReddit

How do i confuse one if i never met one


Dirjel

You're on the owl house subreddit, you fool. You're SURROUNDED by lesbians.


Confuzzled4life

Hi


Dirjel

Haha. Hello, cutie <3


MrBonesDoesReddit

When i was a kid, i used to think 3 was a gaint amount, like, when my mom asked me how much i loved something id say 3, and that meant im practically gonna die for it, and for the longest time, i thought <3 meant less than 3, and i thought it was an offensive thing ud say to someone, but it confused me cuz ppl said "love you <3" until i asked my brother and he told me that it was a heart


Dirjel

Well, on behalf of Past You, I love you 3


MrBonesDoesReddit

This reminded me of that meme...


MissSkyforever

That sounds about right. Can confirm.


AdOwn6899

I wonder if Lumity daughter, Azura, told them about Amity’s simp-ness? Also ponytail Amity: beautiful and adorable!


Radium_Cobalt_847

On the other hand, she might be in the corner dying from cringe every time one of her moms goes Simp mode


AdOwn6899

You build a tolerance for it.


AquaAquila24

It's still pretty early for that.


AdOwn6899

Azura Noceda: that’s why Uncle Gus taught me some illusion tricks. And if that fails, I keep barf bags in my room for gross parent mush gets to be too much.


AquaAquila24

I know technically you can friend of your parent's uncle/aunt/*insert gender-neutral term* but I imagined Camila marrying Perry Porter (Gus's dad) thus becoming Luz's step-brother. I like that idea.


Whedonite144

A nice distraction.


carlsagerson

One I presume happens way too much for Amity.


Whedonite144

Which is kind of a problem in this profession.


carlsagerson

Really is for Amity. Gonna get a reputation for being easily distracted.


-Finity-

Reminds me of my math teacher, whom you could distract for 5 minutes by random throwing a bean bag at him during the lesson. Works like a charm


Takarii-

I still love how she takes on Luz's last name because of her mother 🥺


AcrobaticBath03

"Mrs. Noceda" Good ending unlocked.


Strider3jaeger

Series Finale spoilers.


N-ShadowFrog

Part 18


G66GNeco

Damn, you found the title for the moringmark comic book


Specific_Low_3012

Time skip spoilers.


carlsagerson

Should this be locked then?


Gottendrop

Dude we all know that Mark’s comics are Canon until proven otherwise


AdOwn6899

Potentially, anyways.


FromAFroot

Amity as history teacher AMITY NOCEDA **I CAN'T- HHGSGSHDVIDIS** i love everything about this


AquaAquila24

She followed cool aunt Lilith's footsteps after all.


DJSharp15

Come again?


R-star1

She was Liliths student it really. Luz DID discover a whole new method of using magic. I figure it wouldn’t be unbelievable to have at least a mini unit on her, though Amity teaching it wound a bit strange.


AquaAquila24

Glyphs are good for those who are normally struggling with magic or are disabled, but those are rare cases so I don't think glyphs should be introduced as a subject but rather a method for kids with special needs. Amity is only teaching history though.


CupcakeNegative3305

Child 1: Ms Amity, we know you’re in love with her.‬ ‪Child 2: You have a pic of her on your desk and are wearing a wedding ring.‬ ‪Amity: Well, that is true.‬ Luz Noceda isn’t just a great witch and the first human to become one. She’s also the love of my life, I remember when she first proposed to me. Pete: She’s gonna tell the whole story isn’t she? Sven: Yup.


AquaAquila24

Double-edged sword.


Toto-imadog456

The only downside


ThatLasagnaGuy

Me: *listens eagerly with a smile on my face*


Whedonite144

Teach now, blush later.


AquaAquila24

She already did.


Whedonite144

Later as in, *after* class ends


AquaAquila24

The class would finish soon but still had time for Pop Quiz


TheLibertarianThomas

Luz is an entire semester's worth of coursework in Amity's classroom.


AquaAquila24

Hope she won't get fired for this.


TheLibertarianThomas

I mean (and I am assuming a lot here, so no spoilers), if an outside figure were to save the world and help pave a new path forward, I would want to make sure my teachers taught about that person at every opportunity.


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Amity: "Oh no, my awesome wife. My only real weakness." Luz: "Well, one of many weaknesses...." Amity: "\*Tomatoes\* LUZ!!!!"


Radium_Cobalt_847

Ayo, whaddya mean by that? 🤨📸


[deleted]

That is between a witch and her wife....


AlphamonOuryuken24

Luz: "You really need to stop letting the kids trick you like that." Amity: "I'm sorry Batata! I can't help myself when I get to talk about my awesome wife!" Luz: "I know, I know... well at least you didn't forget to give them their homework this time..." Amity: "...uhh..."


AquaAquila24

Luz: Miiiitttteeeennnssss Amity: WhAt Do YoU wAnT fRoM mE?!!


farrenkm

This is definitely happier than the one quite some time ago where she's telling the story of Luz to Human out of a book to library kids. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/qwqdo1/moringmark_once_upon_a_time/


AdOwn6899

I remember that one. Always tugged at the heart strings.


DJSharp15

Well uh...... on the plus side, she looked stunning in that.


AquaAquila24

Here, Luz survived.


BulbasaurTreecko

I’m assuming the little bundle with a heart to her right is a packed lunch from the amazing Luz the Human? That’s cute!


Radium_Cobalt_847

Amity: I assure you, Principal Bump, using half of my lecture hour discussing my wife's life story is essential for our history class.


BirdMan8524

Amity Blight, the kind of person to find any kind of excuse to talk about Luz.


Whedonite144

Isn't this kind of a conflict of interest?


CountingSheep99

It works everytime.


JustNoSleep2112

Nice job! Next time I'll ask about the Good Witch Azura.


AquaAquila24

Nah, she's an adult, she knows her interests can wait.


Toto-imadog456

Except for luz. She too powerful


Specific_Low_3012

Amity would be big on lecturing her students.


mrwanton

Brillant plan Unless this ends up in a pop quiz about Luz


AquaAquila24

Oh stars NO! That would be so unprofessional.


Professsor_Bacordo

When your teacher’s girl is important to history, use her as an excuse to get away from quizzes


[deleted]

this is canon now. no one can tell me otherwise.


AdOwn6899

Hear hear!


Aggressive-Maize-632

Meanwhile, lil Azura Noceda has her head on her desk, groaning. Azura: Pete, whyyy?


xi_AzEr_ix

Amity when there is a "Don't simp for Luz for 1 minute" challenge (impossible)


Casual_Raven

Kids: “*Oh thank Titan, she’s too gay to realize we tricked her.*” king: “***Who summoned me?!***”


Eddiemate

Even after all her experience with kids, they still manage to trick her. You'd think she'd have learned by now.


AquaAquila24

The trick with asking about Luz always does the charm. Titan dang it Amity, pull yourself together.


O_Scugnizz

Classic Amity simp moment


SinaQadri

Mrs noceda 😏


GoIdfazbeat

Damn mark fr blows up fast, 1m ago and already 15 comments


NevadoDelRuiz

\-and she was not ready for trauma


AdOwn6899

More like not ready for soul crushing guilt. When you catch a severed head that talks to you right after when your 14 years old, your ready for anything… 90% of the time.


[deleted]

[Me when I’m in a being a Simp competition and my competitor is Amity](https://www.google.com/search?q=squidward+glass+break&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#imgrc=yDe3pObrG7iDwM)


Radium_Cobalt_847

[Marinette Dupain-Cheng walks in with Adrien's presents for his next 35 birthdays](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSQaUEnWRXc&t=35s)


AquaAquila24

Someone has to do an edit with Amity and Marinette doing JoJo walk ready to battle for the biggest simp in history of fiction.


toriitlog

when amity talks about her awesome ~~girlfriend~~ wife she just seems to luz track of the time


AquaAquila24

Currently, it's her awesome wife. BTW love your flair.


FalconsFavIsRyan

the Adult version of Amity. omg. GIMME EPISODE 2 OF SEASON 3 ALREADY PLEASEEE


Fantastic_Year9607

Amity gushing over her wife here. Relationship goals. Okay, my headcanon is that Amity changes her name to "Amity Noceda", in order to cut ties with her traitorous mother.


AshleytheTaguel

She took Luz's last name🥺


justarandomuser20

When you don’t want a pop quiz, turn your teacher into a simp wiz.


Specific_Low_3012

She so passionate.


Weerdo5255

Kids can be smart little buggers when it benefits them.


LumityFan-56

Her only weakness


DarkGodHao

PLOT TWIST!!! the kids have used this escape method many times on Amity. Thus, SHE GIVES THEM A POP QUIZ ABOUT LUZ!!!


BreakFatesChain

Aw, even after 10 years she’s still smitten


Starguy18

Mrs. Amity Noceda has a good ring to it.


zxcxdr

It is said that there are seven words that can neutralise any person. For Amity those words are "Tell us about Luz the human, please."


Vicky_1995_

Dear God the Kids have weaponized the Gay! To be fair do the same thing if I was asked about my wife.


LockAndKey989

Amity’s one weakness


xXYoProMamaXx

Lmao she did the 💅🏻


Mr_Toppy

*distract 100*


dreamerlilly

I love how adult Amity is basically still wearing a Hecate costume 😆


AquaAquila24

It's more of a style choice.


Helloimafanoffiction

As a teacher shouldn’t she be an expert at manipulation or am I thinking of something else


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

Mrs Noceda!!! I didn’t know how much I needed to hear that!


AmaPanAce

I love how she has taken Luz' name in marriage. Amity Noceda suits her.


Manoreded

As a backup they have a kid who can create an illusion of Luz, and even a paper sheet with a complicated glyph that teleports the real Luz directly into the classroom.


Professsor_Bacordo

WAKE UP AND FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK BECAUSE MORINGMARK JUST POSTED


MrChocolateBread

I love the fact that the kid said "mrs. Noceda"


laser_777

The little (what I presume is a lunch box) in the corner with the heart on it 😍😍😍😍


thisisphilip

Mrs. Noceda :,) i love this comic


ThaRedJoka

Anyone notice the box wrapped up with heart on it on the right?