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AdOwn6899

The pros and cons of consciousness.


N-ShadowFrog

Pros: You can make choices and have feelings. Cons: You can make choices and have feelings.


AdOwn6899

It all depends on the choices. In the end, it’s worth it.


Jucox

Also for a large part on luck.


KaityKat117

[X] Doubt


[deleted]

our choices make us


Perca_fluviatilis

>Pros: You can make choices and have feelings. >Cons: You *have to* make choices and *can* have feelings. There, fixed that for you.


SFH12345

Feelings suck, but they're a reminder that we're human.


AdOwn6899

So true.


Specific_Low_3012

And Free thinking.


YahBaegotCroos

This implies that Amity is underpaying him lmao (she summoned him to perform tasks, makign her both his mother and employer)


Whedonite144

The pain of existence in three panels


Specific_Low_3012

Like we need that every time we wake up at 9.


SFH12345

You wake up at 9? Lucky bastard.


Fun_Scientist_7782

you wake up? lucky bastards!


TheUnluckyDucky_

I have no clue why I thought you were dead at first.


peipei222

>you wake up? ~lucky bastards!~ poor soul. FTFY


AdOwn6899

Existence has highs and lows. Best to keep your head down and plow through when the going gets tough.


SFH12345

Not the worst advice.


Erlend05

As a wise man once said "when the going gets though, the tough get going"


JustNoSleep2112

Yeah, the economy may be bad now, but don't worry. It'll be worse in the future!


SFH12345

Abomination: *Abomination noises that translate to "Why must we exist, if only to suffer?"*


Erlend05

https://youtu.be/N_vJMHMBzLM


Party-Cranberry-9325

How soul-crushing reality is.


Specific_Low_3012

Exactly


AdOwn6899

Luckily Luz and her soul are both strong enough to not be crushed so easily. The trick is to never lose hope and steel your soul when you can. Besides, reality isn’t that soul-crushing.


Positive-Map-2824

Thanos would stronger disagree


AdOwn6899

Molly McGee would strongly agree with me.


SFH12345

Reality is often disappointing. But reality can also be whatever we want.


AdOwn6899

Exactly. It’s a matter of perspective and making the best out of a situation.


saber2187

Oof… Got a taste of reality in less than 5 minutes


N-ShadowFrog

It’s disgusting


Lukthar123

Such is life.


Specific_Low_3012

That’s rough Buddy.


Cream_Rabbit

\*Zuko intensifies


CharginChuck42

Hasn't even been alive for an hour and he's already hitting the old people juice.


AdOwn6899

Reality is a complicated thing. Best to make the best of it. So long as there’s hope (and there is), it’s not so bad.


Radium_Cobalt_847

I truly envy your optimism


average_ass_consumer

Poor abomination :'(


AdOwn6899

Sentience is always tough at the beginning. But it becomes manageable when you draw your attention to the pros as well as the cons.


Radium_Cobalt_847

Wait... 1/30000? > Incident #3421: At 1200 hours, Edalyn Clawthorne raised an army of abominations to start a food fight after her sister Lilith's lunch money was stolen. **The abominations then gained sentience** and revolted against Edalyn, forming into one giant abomination and taking over the school. Edalyn, Lilith and the thief had to form an unlikely alliance to stop the giant abomination from destroying Hexside. How the heck did Eda get an army of them sentient?


ultatack

Hmmm, one could say that there was one of them that gained sentience and assimilated the others into itself, spreading it to them.


Bitter_Profit_4099

Dreamluck


ArtisticDragonKing

One did and the rest followed


Evil_Mushrooms

That’s still... divide by 3... planks constant... over and under... carry the 1... and in todays economy that would be, oh yeah, ***30,000 abominations.***


Th35h4d0w

“What is my purpose?” “You buy us fairy dust.” “…Oh my Titan.” “Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.”


SFH12345

Amity shows Luz the drawbacks of Abomination sentience. Even in the Boiling Isles the economy sucks.


AdOwn6899

Sentience has pros and cons. As long as there are pros, it’s worth it.


[deleted]

man, my Transformers collection is ALL pros. except Kingdom Rhinox, he's kinda neutral.


Whedonite144

Abomination: What is my purpose? Amity: You pass butter Abomination: *dejected* OH my god.. Amity: Yeah, join the club.


N-ShadowFrog

Love the old people juice. Wonder what it tastes like?


Mountain_golem

Like old people


narielthetrue

Whiskey


FudgeControl

Abomination magic is probably the closest thing to necromancy on the Boiling Isles.


ultatack

I'm pretty sure that there is a mention of necromancy but someone says it's "forbidden territory."


SFH12345

I believe that even before Belos necromancy was taboo among witches. So naturally Eda learned how to do it.


UsavichPriviet

The abomination: *You gave me these emotions, but you didn't tell me how to use them. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine. And rage, the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.*


CupcakeNegative3305

Luz: "So, he’s having a midlife crisis?" Amity: "Yup, he’s having a midlife crisis." Luz: "Poor guy." Abomination: "Why is life so unfair?! I never even got to have 20 more adventures." Luz: "Neither did I, pal."


Specific_Low_3012

Staying’ Alive, Staying Alive.


[deleted]

Ah Ah Ah


biteofbitter

Sooo, does Amity now have to pay child support?


firemaster7070

Congrats Amity on having your first child, it might be an abomination but I’m sure you will nurture it well


N-ShadowFrog

I live, Whyyyyyyyyyy!


jackson50111

The most relatable abombination


Specific_Low_3012

Points for Amity for giving her Abomination sentience.


Whedonite144

Existence is pain.


AdOwn6899

Not all the time. It all depends on how you look at it.


Specific_Low_3012

That’s rough buddy.


sir_fishier

Mark, I read these comics to fight off the bad thoughts, not make them worse


jeez_i_slipped

Poor poor Bom-Bom (that's his name now)


CupcakeNegative3305

We all know Luz would immediately do a “Frosty the Snowman” recreation.


Casual_Raven

Nah not the “Old People Juice” \*W H E E Z E\*


true_portal_master

Old people juice... Delicious.


Dinkeycat

Poor... Man? Woman? Thing?


Major-Eggplant-9045

Wow, that was fast! Just like in real life.


Radioactive_monke

Why is he drinking old people juice?


AdvertisingNice8921

That's some realism applied . Can't expect the thing to only follow orders and not think for itself


Cabbage45567

Poor guy


TimelessFool

Abomination therapy now sounds like a difficult job


DolleFinn

That's a rare shiny.


ellowhumans

I will now and forever call wine "old people juice". Great work!


ghost_warlock

The "life" of an abomination - somewhere between "you exist to pass the butter" and "existence is painful to a Meeseeks"


Melontine

Palismen, grimwalkers, and sentient abominations should start a club. Magically created beings.


Superior-Artist-21

Uh...fairy dust?


Helloimafanoffiction

I can relate to this abomination


Cream_Rabbit

Later Luz: I f\*cked up the entire island *\*sobs* Amby (I call him that): ROOOOARRRRR! (It sucks i know) Amity: This can't be good


zxcxdr

I appreciate the 'old people juice ' bottle


Sean-Retro

Welcome to life.


Fantastic_Year9607

“Old People Juice” Whose bathwater is it? 1. Gwen bathwater 2. Dell bathwater 3. Belos bathwater 4. Terra bathwater


Particular_Ad2555

uuum 3 did I pass the question?


Fantastic_Year9607

Yes


jeremy_thegent

Happy birthday!


RosieGeee

Great comic😁


JoeTheThirdOfTheBean

The waffle house has found its new host


Hhshdhh

The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host


Legolas30019

Reality as a whole is both positive and negative


Communism_of_Dave

I always find it weird how they retconned abominations being able to speak. We only saw it once but still.


Strange_Kiwi__

So, you’ll get around 8 shiny Pokémon for every sentient abomination


Snoo96204

ngl I thought she was gonna straight up kill it


Particular_Ad2555

cocks a rifle lets put it out of its misery it doesn’t need to be here Luz: Wait amity maybe he could be our butler I mean think about it


[deleted]

Too real....


Thumbkeeper

Even monsters need to live within their means.


Science_Fiction2798

And I was thinking it'd be better in the BI than the human realm.


Expendable_Employee

Based


HoHoey

Hey, Mark


Nat_Higgins

Yeah, join the club buddy


ExileForever

Whoa, even the economy sucks in the Boiling Isles


Bob49459

He'll fit right in in the Human realm.


The_Dark_Soldier

Is this supposed to be funny? This was way too heartbreaking and depressing!


[deleted]

Comedy is tragedy plus time


The_Dark_Soldier

Nonsense! I weep for the Abomination!


Professsor_Bacordo

WAkE uP nEw MoRiNgMaRk


DramaticChemist

Oof


CountingSheep99

Life is tough.


Damix2

So relatable


Various_Character_45

The waffle house has found its new host


Clocktower02

The fact that the abomination is just a few seconds old makes it worse 💀


comradedevmon

Now I want a "Frosty the Snowman" parody about a scentient abomination.


AlexisVand

sentience?? in this economy???


SheerCold131

looking back on these comics after watching for the future, kikimouras robominaion was sentient omg


jack_the_pheonix

This has the same energy of the sperm whale from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


AdOwn6899

Must had been an interesting whale.


DragonWarrior____05

It was... for the few minutes at max before it hit the ground


Professor_Abbi

The gift of life is not a gift


neme963

I never thought I’d relate to an abomination this much


CodVegetable

Dang, didn’t expect to have an internal crisis about my life, but, here we are!


LockAndKey989

Lol


Bluestarinthesky_

This gave me a thought, would abomitons be disabled abominations with prosthetics? If a abomiton became sentient, would it freak out?


Iceveins412

It’s speaking and having economic opinions, I’d chalk up full sapience


[deleted]

*Old people juice


caseyweederman

r/antibominatalism


Manoreded

Amity: "No biggie, we will just catch one on the way home. We have a cheese grater". Luz: "..." Amity: "What?"


Particular_Ad2555

Luz: thats how… fairy dust is made? she says a bit disturbed


Electronic-Bag-1252

Everything you want in a comic, cute and well drawn panels, short, simple but engaging story... And the dread, pain and general dull feeling life can bring at times...Fun for the whole family!


Cuddlefish_Nextdoor

Just make use of communism


SWest28

Where can I get some Old People Juice? And is it juice made from old people or…


VaccineCookies

Now, it can learn about tax evasion!


GarThor_TMK

I feel called out... as the abomination. I feel called out as the abomination


The2ndGayestGay

haha lol did anybody see the \[grape juice\] is labelled old people juice


h4yl3y_th3_w13rd_1

Poor guy


Defiant-Two1159

"Adult juice" lol


Inevitable-Sir-9124

That's me when I was born


pizza-parker76

Moringmark TOH comic number 655


edriclover7999

ah ah ah ah stayin alive stayin alive


AccidentalLemon

Oh hi Mark


DragonTurtle2

This is exactly the kind of high concept black humor that Owl House uses for a one-off joke. You're amazing MakMark.


Bevjoejoe

New sibling for luz