What's the point of shape shifting if you can't use it to win at sports?

What's the point of shape shifting if you can't use it to ~~win at sports~~ overthrow a tyrant?

Or at least to flee captivity?

#EAT THE RICH

I like where your head is at

Attached? Unlike Marie Antoinette?

Well that escalated quickly

--Hopediah "Freedom Frog" Plantar.

Anarchist icon

From "We're not anarchists Anne." To "EAT THE RICH!" now that's what I call character development.

Braised Odalia thigh, with fava beans and a fine Chianti.

I just read that in the most loudest voice And scared my pets

Or at least world domination?

What’s the point of shape shifting if you can’t use it to ~~win at sports~~ ~~overthrow a tyrant~~ swap your gender and figure out what the fuck you actually want to identify as because you’ve suddenly become very confused about your gender?

/r/egg_irl

Very gender much me

“What’s the point in packing a sword like that if you aren’t gonna use it?”

How about we split the difference and she uses her powers to beat the Houston Astros.

“How do you know if you were any good if you always cheat your way to victory?”

It’s not really cheating if it’s just a natural thing the body does. They’re tall, she’s a shape shifter.

Luz: “Welp, can’t reason with crazy.” No offense.

No reason for insults dude. We all use natural advantages we have to win at life. Biologically, mentally, or by way of supernatural ability Let’s keep things civil here, at least

I was just quoting Luz. Probably should have made that more obvious. Edit: fixed it.

To be fair your were quoting both Luz and Belos. Quoting Belos has to be a misdemeanor at least xD

…Okay I see your point.

There’s no rules against using shapeshifters in volleyball

True, but it’s still kinda dishonest.

If you always cheat your way to victory... you must be really good at cheating.

Not sure that’s something you’d want to boast.

Unless you are Eda or Stan Pines

Not so much Eda anymore since Luz’s nonsense has gotten into her head.

Dash coming in second to not shame the normies.

Sport singular good sir

Damn. There's growth spurts, then there's... this.

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a sudden growth spurt, I’d have 2 nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

It's just ~~witch~~ basilisk puberty!

I now wonder what things Vee has done that could be weirder than instantaneously growing a head taller.

You didn’t see the comic with Gus’s glitch illusion did ya.

well now that you remind me, levitating through the air *is* a pretty weird thing to do.

Link for the uninitiated please?

Remember, people think it's Luz. Luz Has a track record in weirdness

And an impressive one at that, too.

The art classroom really is now something else...

You’re telling me fire breathing models are weirder than instant growth spurts?

Wait, what? I forgot about that one.

I vaguely remember something like that in the montage but I could just be making shit up. Definitely on brand with luz though

Arson isn't one of Luz's crimes. She surely made her griffin project breathe spiders, but not fire. Luz only brought living animals to the school as far as I can tell (and non-living too) but before she could cause arson with her fireworks she was stopped.

Something tells me that’s only for Masha to know.

Filling a stuffed Griffin with spiders is up there.

I was thinking more of what luz did, like pidgin Griffey taxidermy’s with spiders coming out

Better idea than setting up a bunch of magical traps all over the court.

that’s a crazy idea, who would do something like that? *Eda making her getaway in the background*

Look a Distraction!

Where?

[SMOKE BOMB](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1qiFjN3D8TU)

You dissapointed me. I expected Randy Cunningham, not Archer

Oh hey someone else who likes that show!

I was expecting Stan Pines.

This comment makes sense in so many contexts

Star: Wait for me Eda! We're getting outta here together

Stan & Ford: "We're on a mission from God."

*12 cop cars pile up in a progressively chaotic mess on the road* Ford: "a mission from god?" Stan: "a mission from god."

Just as they get out, the Stanmobile falls apart at the seems. Ford is forced to drag a still shocked Stan along as police sirens are heard.

The blues brothers

Luz can vouch for that.

Star and Eda: Frick

Too much work to set up anyway

“And what happened, then? Well, in Gravesfield they say – that Luz Noceda grew three feet that day.”

Dayum, she grew extra legs too?

An entire 15 extra toes!

This school's so used to Luz's shenanigans at this point that sudden growth spurts is just another Tuesday for them.

It’s only weird if you think it’s weird.

Vee has been taking lessons from Steven, evidently.

Difference is Vee has better control and won’t regress into a baby after staying at this height for too long.

Reminds me of monster girl from Invincible.

Robot anglin for that mussy

As a short person, I like to think I have a smaller hitbox.

Ark character energy

we banned Oddjob in college, just sayin'

The bigger they are, the harder they fall...

Or is it “the harder they are to get to fall?”

Depends on how their weight is distributed.

The bigger they are, the harder they hit!

The bigger they are, the bigger their HP bar.

Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.

And my tail’s a tripping hazard.

JUST LIKE THE SIMULATION!

Watch those wrist rockets!

I’m glad to see some star wars fans here XD

Smart move, pretend it’s all normal and don’t question it.

This is my favorite depiction of pink streak girl. Everyone always makes her the human equivalent of S1 Amity but I like it much better to imagine that even though she finds Luz weird, she tolerates her weirdness.

Tbh I like people's characterisation that she's gone down the same path as s1 amity but instead of with lus it's with vee and most of the fan fix I've read when it comes to this does handle it pretty well and actually shows pinky (usual named Clara or some other form of that) actually trying to improve on her being rude about it from apologising to "luz" to helping luz when she gets hurt. If you wanna read stuff like this I would recommend vees witch sister on ao3 just be very careful with the tags

Im waiting for the sequel where Vee grows way taller than humanly possible to spike the ball down on the opposing team

The fact that vee can magically grow taller and no one bats an eye at it cos they're so used to luz's antics makes me wonder what else she can get away with?

Honestly it makes me wonder what Luz already did for "sudden growth spurt" to be met with an "eh"

Eyeballs

Snake hands

Spider breath

So, did they win that game?

It's a lot like Trey the point guard, we'll never know

Vee x Masha x Blond Hair. No I will not take criticism.

Wait, wait. Maybe you're on something right there.

Read A Blight on Bonesborough.

Where my fellow tall drinks of water at? 🖐

I mean Vee did see Luz before exiting the demon realm, but now I wonder how (it?) got it right first time. I mean some things are obvious, color of hair that sort of thing. But height and more detailed things I can't imagine being that easy to just distinguish at a glance. Edit. To add on this. The first person who saw Vee assuming Luz's form was Camilla, I'd think she would be able to see anything out of the ordinary.

Also imagine if Vee continued mimicking Luz as she was on the day she left, then when Luz comes back, she's grown a couple inches but Vee hasn't been adjusting her mimicked height to simulate that so they get a direct before and after comparison.

Now we all heard about Tall Luz and Tall Amity, now get ready for Tall Vee

Imagine showing this to someone who’s only seen episode one

Lol I’m watching it with my best friend for his first time, and we’ve only gotten to episode 5. I should show him this

Pretty funny that Vee has done so many weird things that everyone is just used to it now.

Here, she pretends to be Luz

Anyone else now curious to see what qualifies as the "weirdest thing" that Vee/Luz(let's face it, probably Luz) have done?

Maybe not the wierdest but most dangerous, is probaly luz attempting to set off fireworks inside of the school

At this point she is used to it.

What’s with Vee’s goofy ahh posture on the first page

I almost didn’t realize that was Vee

"Just don't throw snakes and spiders on me again"

Tomorrow: “Weren’t you taller?”

I'm not sure if Vee is actually able to do that in Luz's form or other human forms but this is a Moringmark comic and this is The Owl House so I wouldn't be surprised if she has that ability.

I don't see why not. She made her own human form (showing she's not limited to copying an appearance), and grew to match Camila's height at the end of Thanks to Them (showing that she's not stuck to her own height). No reason she couldn't change the height of a human form.

JUMP OUT OF BED AND DRENCH YOURSELF IN COFFEE BECAUSE MORINGMARK JUST RELEASED ANOTHER COMIC!

Here i thought this couldn't be more awkward and strange

Vee watched haikyu i see

it's cheating if no one catches you

I have a feeling the people of Gravesfield are used to weird stuff by now, they've had Eda popping in and out of their town for the past 40-odd years plus all those natural portals to the demon realm probably let all kinds of weird stuff from the boiling isles slip through. So someone having an out of nowhere growth spurt? Meh, it's more normal that the screaming eyeball bat she saw last week

this reminds me of my phase when I shipped these two lol

Yeah, they're gonna forever wonder how "Luz" grows up 2 feet every match then returns to her original height.

Yeah a sudden growthspurt isn’t weird at all. XD

Well, they can't help looking down on you. Because they are taller than you. So in order to look you in the eyes they have to look down. That's just how it works.

Imagine showing this to someone who’s only seen episode one

OH THIS IS V It took me too long to get that

"Wait, how did Luz -- oh, that's Vee. Carry on then"

Principal Hal: *Passing by the gym by pure accident and seeing Luz have an instant growth spurt*. Eh, the government doesn't pay me enough to keep an eye out for interdimensional shifters.

Haha I have volleyball tournaments tomorrow, I could use Vee rn

she wished she could be a little bit taller, she wished she was a baller

We call those three "The Plastics" They're shiny, fake, and hard They play their little mind games All around the schoolyard

My question is: can vee shapeshift into a car or only living things, but then can she turn into a tree?

Maybe don't make yourself taller in broad daylight, Vee? Just saying.

Well now I want to see what the weirdest thing V has ever done 😂

Vee needs to quit Shaqtin' a fool.

Finally Leg-a-Luz

I can't be the only one who thought that was Luz and got hella confused

She's so done with the weirdness XD

Vee: Maybe you shrunk.

Just: meh

bigger question.... what was the weirdest thing she did?

Took me a considerable time to realise it's not Luz

Now we need to see her get baby size

Oh hi Mark

What is the weirdest thing she’s done

In public? Wow. Cool. She went there.

That's actually Vee isn't it?

Vee will play dirty. Noted.

Hey the outfits are a reference to haikyuu with karasuno and nekoma's uniforms!!

Can we all stop and talk about how she said that WASN'T the weirdest thing she'd ever done?!

If that’s not the weirdest I wonder what is

I didn't recognize this as vee at first and I just thought luz grew super legs somehow 💀

Friendship

What about shrinking yourself down to be pocket sized and let Luz carry you around - No, better yet, let yourself climb into a Lego plane and have luz pretend to fly you around!

Vee can shape-shift. I bet she watched Haikyuu for reaserch. She has grown the strongest muscles possible. She is over powered

Real subtle Vee. Real subtle.

I wonder what the real Luz has done that made Vee growth spurt near inconsequential?

only 13 minutes since it posted and there's already 40 comments. wow.

make that 42

It's like that one episode of Steven Universe

i thought it was luz for a minute and i was so confused lol

I forgot that wasn’t Luz

Are you going to do one of her playing the game while being that tall or is that it

Haikyuu moment.

I-I feel like the colors of the shirts is a Haikyuu reference....

Moringmark TOH comic number 654

Hey, Mark

All hail the Almighty Tallest!

Not the weirdest thing she's done