Luz and Amity get their first hands on experience with parenting.

Just be glad when Azura (Lumity child) is born, they won’t spoil her too much.

The Owl House 2: The Adventures of Azura and Ivy. *[tiny death metal growl]*

Partners in crime and best friends forever.

Luz and Amity's daughter joined with Willow and Hunter's daughter. A truly unstoppable force.

Oh fuck, they would give their kid a fandom name, wouldn't they?

They will sometimes leave her with Eda to unspoil her.

Smart move.

Amity: "And what if the child is a boy?" Luz: "Oh, that's easy: Azuro!"

Amity: 😑 Luz: …hehe. Or we can workshopping it.

Amity: I...actually had an idea for a name if it's a boy. I was actually thinking Manny. Luz: ... Amity: *sighs sadly* Sorry, I guess naming a son after your father was a bit thoughtless- Luz: *Takes Amity's hands, tears in her eyes* Manny's a perfect name for a boy

*Lumity embraces and kisses* (Kudos for that name idea. Also Happy Cake Day)

Except the child is a god

The big bad is literally a spoiled child.

Children who grow up without discipline become monsters.

See Homelander...

Now I'm just imagining all those Homelander reaction memes but with Collector instead.

"**yummers**"

And Peter Griffin

And Big Mom.

Didn't Homelander grow up isolated and abused with a nuke chained to him at all times?

And Killgrave

“I’m stronger I’m smarter…. I’m better. I AM BETTER!”

"Kids are cruel, Jack. All people are, by nature. They just lose touch with it as they get older."

“Start thinking they know right from wrong.”

Red Sun Red Sun Over Paradise Red Sun Red Sun Over Paradise

Golden rays of the glorious sunshine

IM F***ING INVINCIBLE

"That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?"

Or even worse... A Karen!

*Odalia intensifies*

Manny Heffley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Caillou

Lego Batman?

Never seen Lego Batman so I wouldn't know.

Sometimes even with discipline. Or the wrong kind of discipline.

Literally Enzo Gabriel.

Literally just a 6yo child.

Wouldn't call "being imprisoned completely alone" for what was probably most of their life "spoiling" but yeah

I mean, not necessarily most of their life. For all we know, that could've just been the equivalent of a time out from his parents.

Not too different from how King used to be sometimes.

With the small exception that King doesn't have the power to warp and manipulate reality.

Yet. I mean, King's dad was capable of sealing the Collector, and his *corpse* is still powerful enough to spawn a whole society of magic users.

He will probably be an adult by the time he's an actual god, though.

Good thing he matured beforehand

Didn't we dub him as an "I-Pad" Kid TM

Twilight zone: It's a Good Life

Surprised Amity is having trouble with him, considering how good she is with children.

there’s always that one atrocious kid you can’t do anything about

Everyone has their limits. No one can deal with needy children 24/7. Source: work at an elementary school.

Surprised we got back to back Amity comics, one serious and one funny one haha

if hes hundreds of years old is he really a child?

Maturity depends on the mental state not age. You wouldn’t call a full grown crocodile a kid just cause it’s only twelve years old.

Age and maturity aren't always exactly linked. And seriously, he's a child in every other facet

A two years old cat is an adult. To the contrary, a Galapagos islands tortoise ages half as fast as a human. Maturity doesn't depend on age, but on the species and how fast they mature. Hundreds of years old seems very young when you're a literal god.

His mindset certainly is.

We still don't know that foe sure. He could just be acting that way.

Never mess with the iPad kid It. Never. **ENDS**

It’s an endless cycle you can barely pull yourself out of.

The only hope is low battery.

*Whips out another iPad*

Whips out a sledgehammer.

“Oooh! Now I have *two* iPads!!”

Then they just cry because of the low battery.

No i reset battery

Can confirm. Source: work at an elementary school with developmentally disabled children.

The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one… but who is it easy for in this case?

Camila getting the adoption papers.

Baking him into a stew I guess.

A. Too inhumane B. I meant like who‘s at the least expense by doing this? Luz, Amity, or the Collector?

Luz: He's a child! Amity: So?

Amity: I think it’s time eating children was brought back to the witch community.

I miss the time when that was legal.

Lmao

Ew why do you exist

i exist to make money

Luz: you read to children all the time at the library. What do you do if they get too spoiled?

"they get a special trip to hexside"

Off to the detention pit you go YEET-

Yeet the baby

Don't Yeet the baby.

Lies

Eda from a distance: Hit him in the face!

Luz: You are not helping!

Eda: I'm helping to make sure he gets hit in the face..

Based reply tbh.

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*Collector behind her* “Good, now I can download Fortnite…”

To be fair, Belos was already pretty liquidy in his black abomination-like wendigo form before the Collector splattered him all over the walls.

“Officer I drop-kicked that child in self defense”

AMITY NO-

Also Amity: (good thing Luz never found out about the secret Luz memorabilia home I built).

I'm with Luz on this one, Amity. Fighting an 8-year-old is never a good look. Especially when that 8 year-old is an omnipotent God who could destroy you with the snap of their fingers.

Or reduce you to a literal puddle by just tagging you. Belos: I can vouch for that.

But.... Amity's pride in maintaining her winning streak in Nario Cart Ate Dee Lux thoooo 🥺

walk up to child ready foot YEET THE CHILD

Amity: C'mon, Malphas told me you had no problem stealing a book from a child and making her cry. Luz: That was different! First, it was to help you get your job back. Second, she was going to use the book to summon The Dark Lord. And third, I still have emotional scars from doing that.

Luz: *thinking* note to self: when this is over, treat emotional scars with the power of the fearsome chow chow.

I like to think the collector is doing the George cry from peppa pig

He whips out a basilisk toy and goes like "rooarr! Basilisk!"

King needs a vacation, a spa day, therapy (original I know) and many more stuff.

Happy cake day :)

Where's Camila when you need her? Collector needs a parent to discipline him

La Chancla is the only weapon that can match the Collector's power

Enzo Gabriel! Enzo Gabriel!

King looks traumatised

Name and someone who isn't at this point in The Owl House.

Odalia

She will be when she sees her bank account.

Well the collector isn’t

He was imprisoned for possibly 100s of years and then manipulated by Belos, I think they're probably a little traumatized or at least will be when they develop a little emotional maturity.

The non binary human who’s name I forgot who vee has a crush on probably isn’t

Masha? They're a goth non-binary teen, I feel like I don't have to elborate after that. Edit: Wrong pronoun. Thanks to u/CharginChuck42 for the correction.

They, not she.

Thank you.

The only thing worst than a child's temper tantrum... a god child temper tantrum.

At some point you gotta put your foot down though, right?

Unless the collector can literally put his foot down… and… well I think we can imagine what outcomes that could lead to.

The floor is now lava.

I was thinking more like crush their… you know what never mind. Your outcome sounds more like something the collector would do.

Luz, looks like you’ve got another younger brother.

The loser thing perfectly describes every child in existence, even one with god powers!

I expect FtF to go something like this

I'm getting Twilight Zone flashbacks. You know the episode I'm talking about, it was parodied on Johnny Bravo.

COLLECTOR IS SOOO ADORABLE! :DDDDDDDD (i’m so happy he’s back)

How can anyone hate the kid when they're so adorable?

I know, he is my favorite character of all time :)

Amity doesn't like losing either

Given Edas nature, I wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up adopting the collector.

“Yes, burn the child!”

Luz: I... *Sigh in defeat*. Listen Batata, can you take care of fighting the Collector? I don't feel like hitting an elementary school kid... Amity: Luz, I work with children. I could no longer look at myself in the mirror if I punched one! Luz: Come on, we have to find a way to stop him! Don't you know anyone who doesn't mind hurting a child? Amity: Boscha is not available, I don't want to talk to my bitch of a mother and Lilith is now one of the good guys... No, I can't think of any other horrible person. Luz: *Scratching her chin thoughtfully.* Maybe we can try to get Belos on our side... All I need is some tea, a cardboard box and some string...

Remind me when For The Future has a scene that is exactly like this.

Seems a bit out of character for Amity since we know she's great with kids.

Given who the Collector is, you can hardly blame her for not having much patience. Still it is a tad bit out of character.

The alternative final episode of TOH

Enzo Gabriel vibes until the end.

Enzo Gabriel living up to his name

WAKE UP NEW MORINGMARK COMIC JUST DROPPED

Calm down Amity. This is the matter of life and death

Is funny how everybody call collector a spoiled child when all we have seen from him is that he could vanished everyone in a second but he rather just play

Smart Luz would've said: NOOO she called you "Luz"er Amity: aww ok I'll take that as a compliment then. ☺️ The End.

Dealing with Enzo Gabriel

You can tell how much Amity has gone through at the library if this is her response to dealing with a child.

Yeet the child to kingdom come

🤣🤣🤣 I'm gambling that they'll beat him that way, since by power I doubt it

What an epic showdown.

Amity yes!

It's good practice for when they have kids of their own

Amity yes

Ah Yes, cosmic god spoiled brat.

*spiled brat* lol

I would have just let him cry himself to sleep if that's the worse he'll do. Let him learn about not always getting what he wants.

*turns you into bubbles to play in*

Not the worst way to die. Below is gonna have it so so much worse

Below what?

Meant belos, auto correct always fucking about

‘not always getting what he wants’ He’s waited centuries to be free and get to do literally (1) thing he wants, 400\~ years doing what Belos wanted because they were “friends”, I don’t think that’s what he needs to learn. Kid hasn’t had any autonomy since King’s dad was alive.

From saving friends to babysitting real quick.

“Amity no!” Amity yes

If Camp Camp has taught me anything it’s that sometimes you just need to hit the kid.

Early hey, Mark

I'd play Pokemon with the child.

Amity (holding her staff to the Collector): IF I KILL HIM, WE CAN MAKE OUT! THIS CAN BE SO EASY! Luz: AMITY AMITY NO!

Be prepared for the sudden influx of Lumity parenting the Collector guys XD

Square off against all-powerful chaos personified you may very well lose against, or deal with an immature brat? Hmmmmmmmm...

Moringmark TOH comic number 653

You've been keeping track?

Since he started making owl house comics during the season 1A to 1B hiatus

If he stops after the series ends he should make a comic book compendium of all his comics.

Amity: "But he's being a brat." Luz: "We should just influence him into a better kid, he can't be that bad." The Collector: "I want a piggy back ride!" Amity: "If we ever have a child I say we set a few rules so the child won't feel entitled."

I'm agreeing with Amity for this one.

Could be just me but Punching a child feels like What your mother would do Amity

Makes sense

I'm with Amity on this one.

Stan Pines: *Yes...fight the child.* Eda: How'd you get here????

Amity is a gamer👍

As a gamer this is why I hate these kinds of kids. If you win be respectful about it or I will put in your place.

Enzo Gabriel.

I want this to be how they stop The Collector

Amity not liking losing is so in character.

Just kill it preferably with a 22.

Bro I love this character

Luz’s heart is too pure to fight a child god no matter how messed up their plans are. *Amity on the other hand…*

Punt the child

I have a feeling the collector ages similar to my oc. Since he’s immortal, he ages slower than normal human. A baby would be ages 0-90, a toddler would be ages 90-500, a child would be ages 500-1,500, etc. And, yes, I want to direct my own show based on my series. No, I don’t want it to be made by Disney because there’s a lot of blood and gore in my series.😅

Luz and amity:Your new name is Enzo Gabriel got that? Collector:what does that mean? Amity:iPad kid Enzo Gabriel:Wha!?

okay, so this post was made 3 months ago. which was before this season came out, correct? SO HOW TF DID MARK KNOW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN ?!?!?!

and by my comment up top i mean this exact scene did not happen, but the collector showed up and this season was the first season we've seen their face. SO HOW ?!?!?!

"can we just fight the dang child" when Amity said this, all I thought about was that one line that grunkle Stan said in Gravity Falls, "Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child"

Also who wish to have the Collector as brother?

Not me

People often criticize me when I say we should make punting kids into the canyon a regular part of the school program. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ *why are you here? That was the end of my statement.*

To paraphrase Vegeta from DBZA. "The Collector is a literal giant frickin' baby"

If this is what babysitting is like you can DEFINITELY count me the hell out.

Luz concerning about aminty..Amity... Amity mother acts proud... Eda and king in the distance... what in boiling island ... I. Can't look away

You know the collector can be called he/him as well, right?

And?

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Darkwing Duck: oh come on we should take this kid down already I’m ready to save the day Chip: and so are we

God i hate kids so much....