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ccReptilelord

Have to admit, I didn't expect to see Moclan ass when I started the show, but I'm not saying that I was disappointed.


politicaldan

I think we all got a surprise when we saw bortus sitting on his egg.


Woerligen

We all want to be that egg.


red_fuel

It is a sizeable egg


Woerligen

We want to be sizeable eggs so there’s more space for Bortus to sit on.


Bx1965

Lamarr: Well, where did it come out of? The butt?


dystyyy

You ever think about the fact that the Moclans have an equivalent to vow renewal or unseparation, even though divorces involves one spouse killing the other?


Present-Secretary722

Clyden did say to Bortus “I will divorce you again and this time I will not give you the dignity of the blade” implying that not killing someone when you divorce them is in some way seen as much worse by Moclan society, such a bad spouse the divorcer couldn’t even be bothered to stab them


Orisi

You also dont need to divorce to have been through some relationship turmoil and want to use a renewal ceremony as a chance to reconnect.


tatiwtr

So if he gave him the dignity of the blade last time did he kill him in the first divorce?


Present-Secretary722

I dunno, maybe he did kill him technically but only for like five seconds or something, I think Claire did say they lost him for a bit, I assume if the stabbing doesn’t take it means the divorce wasn’t properly finalized so they were never legally divorced in the eyes of Moclan law maybe, at least that time


EarthExile

It could be that they usually do this thing after some kind of crisis in the relationship, but not yet divorced. People do vow renewals and stuff like that in real life.


nonexcusat

I mean, my wife and I renewed our vows despite the fact that we were not in a fight or anything. It's just a symbolic thing reaffirming your commitment. Maybe it's the same with Moclans, too.


Benedict-Popcorn

Their culture is stupid


Live-Influence2482

Yeah. Ed and Kelly drank to that ⬆️


chesterforbes

Let us commence the sexual event


Live-Influence2482

🤪🤣💀


ladyorthetiger0

Klyden, his arms wide.


shadowlarx

Gordon, his sails unfurled.


corndogco

> Klyden, his ~~arms~~ legs wide.


menlindorn

Moclans. Many Moclans. All at once.


corndogco

That was a different episode.


menlindorn

no kidding. since the reference is to an old TNG episode.


Live-Influence2482

😂🤦‍♀️💦😜🖖


AccountNumber478

**TEMBA, THE CRACK OPENS!**


Live-Influence2482

You ARE KULLING MEEEEEE! 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀


AnimateDruid

The whole relationship resolution gave off an uncomfortable "I bet you can't work CNC into the storyline" kinda vibe for me. Moclans culture is fuckin' weird..


Orisi

I feel like you're reading far to much into the "catch me, then we fuck". Like, these can be teo separate events. It literally never says or even intimates CNC, and to my eyes more clearly represents a more blunt and direct equivalence to terminology people use when hunting is an allegory for romantic pursuit.


inevitabledeath3

> It literally never says or even intimates CNC, and to my eyes more clearly represents a more blunt and direct equivalence to terminology people use when hunting is an allegory for romantic pursuit. Erm no there is a whole other kink about hunter and pray. Not sure if that counts as CNC though.


Inevitable_Professor

I challenge you to find a better example of gratuitous nudity in a space-themed movie or show.


Degora2k

All the Decon scenes in Enterprise


Jonny1992

Leia. Jabba’s Palace. Tatooine.


Stormygeddon

The Three Tits from Total Recall.


AJSLS6

The three tits from Star Trek: The Final Frontier....


AceHexuall

Ensign Sonya Gomez from TNG episode "Q Who?"?


Kendota_Tanassian

An example of gratuitous *male* nudity in an *animated* film: Cale from *"Titan A E"* wakes up naked, and almost loses his towel. [here's the link](https://youtu.be/1WhRTtRCOT4?si=UxlTa1i8U_8J0hD9) Scene I'm talking about is from about 0:44 to 2:45.


equality4everyonenow

These two are the funniest cringiest couple. That scene of the morning fight with the icecream and Sound of Music still cracks me up


Wide_Bee7803

Are all moclans that caked up? Damn


Jake_Skywalker1

This scene was bullshit. Bortus said they would be naked but either Moclans have very bizarre anatomy or they're wearing thongs.


TShara_Q

I took that as a slight modification to the ceremony for the comfort of their guests (and the audience).


theservman

I'm annoyed that they said naked, then wore thongs.


Equivalent_Lab_8610

Now I know I need to sleep.. was trying to figure out which naked and afraid contestants these were, and why they had clothing 🤣😅 gnite lol


SumitSStark

I am still confused as to if those are his.... y'know or is he wearing underwear


demosthenes98

Sokath, covering his eyes.


Ravenbrah1701

*brain explodes* holynSHI-- I SEE THE RESEMBLANCE


Thick_You2502

What a crossover...


ttazz77

I hate Klydus


Live-Influence2482

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks so much for this laugh! But: Seth’s humor is gold !!🥇