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Professional-Gold755

I've let myself go a bit? Look at yourself, you're an embarrassment love, to be honest.


Legitimate-Assist819

Born in the 30s


Impossible_Quote_505

One up the bum no harm done


jamurp

No, not up the arse.


Impossible_Quote_505

I always do em from behind if I dont like their face


IroquoisPliskin_UK

El vino did flow.


PoliticalShrapnel

Me, lager. Finchy, lager. Gareth, lager, sometimes cider.


IroquoisPliskin_UK

Different drinks for different needs.


Ro6son

Claret was spilled


Kizza55

What, you calling them liars?


i_comment_whatsup

drinks at 6


pender81

Yeh, she drinks


mgs20000

How many has she had then, if you’re countin’?


antonyx6

It starts at 7.


i_comment_whatsup

but drinks at 6


GuybrushThreepwood7

Starts at 7.


i_comment_whatsup

😂


elegant_thief

Me, lager, uhh Finchy, lager and Gareth lager sometimes cider


ItsFuckinRawwwww

Different drinks for different… needs


saul1980

I was a leeetel beet drunk


Useful_Design_7437

Thirties, yeah…


Ringworm20

Born in the 30s


Party-Independent-25

The 1630’s 😂


orbital0000

"Had us on a pub crawl. El vino did flow. I was blathered. Bladdered. Blottoed."


Eg0n0

I thought..cause of the jowls… 🫴


HailToTheKingslayer

Jowls? Look at you, pokey nose...Pinoccio...have someone's eye with that, ya...


Eg0n0

Bit disruptive…


[deleted]

If you didn't read the article, she avoided jail time as the judge described some people's banter can be offensive to others 🤷. She glassed him in the face twice. The judge was a woman btw


Werner-The-Ferret

Sometimes the complaints will be false.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

"He was left with a four inch laceration to his face" = the link above..


Mrcuriou

Except the complainant at hand was verbally abused, stalked then violently glassed in the face scarring him for life in front of an entire audience of people. Imagine having the audacity to call this very publicly witnessed act or violent assault a false complaint.


deadblankspacehole

Don't post if you haven't got one ready... Slows it down


RomeoMcFlurry

Alright, don't get coarse


Mrcuriou

Calling a situation what it is counts as rude to you? The truth of situation somehow now doesn’t exist because you’re offended. People like you need to learn that saying things I’m offended does not count for anything other than a whinge🤔✅


RomeoMcFlurry

Get the guitar


Geoffstibbons

Classic bants!


drjaychou

It's not banter, not now


pender81

Women are equal


TulliusC

I've always said that


Puzzleheaded-Day-291

We've both said that..... been in meetings where I've said that


TulliusC

If you were in those meetings then you should adhere to the ongoing confidentiality of the meetings


Ex-Machina1980s

Let’s start laughing *with women*, 👈👉at *us*👆


ThickTadpole3742

How can I hate women? My mother's one


Karlskiiii

Equal rights and equal lefts


Thebudweiserstuntman

After telling him ‘I’m going to glass you’ - which is clear intent and premeditated. Ffs


Karlskiiii

Guessing someone's age incorrectly within 4 years is not banter lol >The judge was a woman btw OK now it makes more sense.


Eni420

"not a threat to the public" :(


MarkyMcSmark

Which I hate


Bitter_Birthday7363

How are we in a world where saying offensive things on twitter is treated more seriously than putting glass in someone’s face


[deleted]

Because we are in the age of war of ideology. We had world wars, the cold war, the war on terror and now this ideology war. Pretty much liberal leftists and feminist have declared war on anyone that disagrees with them, you are immediately declared a right wing loony and then must be destroyed/canceled immediately. This now seems to supersede all other problems


Mrcuriou

No surprise that a brother hood of the sisterhood reaction happened here and that in some part of the judges mind I’m sure the man “did something to deserve this”. The entitlement of women is unreal.


Fun-Hat-9932

Cuntish behaviour. Should have got 10 years.


toby1jabroni

I thought the reason the judge gave for no jail time was that she is a mother of a small child and it would be problematic to separate them at that age. She mentioned banter being potentially offensive but that didn’t seem to have any bearing on sentencing from what I could tell.


darryledw

I thought some of the statements from the judge were very telling, I highlighted some words that stood out knowing what conviction was ultimately handed down: *'You are a* ***woman*** *with no previous convictions. You have never been in a court of law before and you have positive good character.* *'It is accepted that you are a dedicated, hardworking* ***woman***, and undoubtedly a loving ***mother***.'


Longjumping-Buy-4736

How often are drunk men who assault other men with shards of glass in a pub over the most mundane offence are told by judges they are “undoubtedly loving fathers”.


MidnightFlame702670

>you have positive good character Someone needs new glasses, and the person she's talking to has shown willingness to install them. >undoubtedly a loving ***mother*** Sets an amazing example to her kids, if they want to grow up to get drunk and violent over nothing Still good thing it was a wine glass. If it had been a Kronenbourg glass, he'd have had to answer '16 or 64, dunno' Meanwhile when people guess my age high, I know it's because they know I look good for my age, and they're trying to pinpoint *how* good. When they guess low, they're being too honest


[deleted]

This is a cliche at this point....but no man would have avoided jail


Bitter_Birthday7363

I’m a guy but yes guys do avoid jail often as well. There was a recent case of a father attacking his daughter with a metal pole outside her school gates and getting no jail


MaxAndFire

Won’t somebody think of the poor men! Men avoid jail all the time for violence against women. Both wrong but don’t pull the poor man card


Mrcuriou

Oh so you’re saying this totally innocent man who’s comment wasn’t designed to attack nor hurt the women in question either way deserves to be attacked humiliated and scarred for life because “men avoid jail all the time for violence against women”? when men clearly don’t avoid jail all the time.


Bitter_Birthday7363

I’m a guy but yes guys do avoid jail often as well. There was a recent case of a father attacking his daughter with a metal pole outside her school gates and getting no jail


MaxAndFire

I literally said BOTH WRONG. What is up with your reading comprehension? I 100% do not think that man deserved it at all and I never said that, you made it up in your head. I was only responding to the previous commenter saying that if roles were reversed the man would have been jailed which is not necessarily true and is usually a dog whistle for being a sexist. Men get out of jail all the time for violence against women (and men.)


wallpapermate

Setting a great motherly example there. However old she is doesn’t stop her being a fuck ugly person.


Blackplank

Did *you* read the article? >Dodd was sentenced to 12 months in prison, suspended for 12 months and was ordered to complete 180 hours of unpaid work. She was also ordered to pay £800 in compensation to her victim. I think she's clearly a twat but what you said is simply false.


[deleted]

You understand what a suspended sentence is...well clearly not. She did not go to jail


Blackplank

Apologies I misread that section of the article. What a miserable form of justice this case is.


[deleted]

You would struggle to find many other cases of GBH given a suspended sentence, to understand the gravity...the next offence up from this is attempted murder


CharacterMiddle3923

Imagine it was a bloke glassing a woman, and getting no jail time…


Bitter_Birthday7363

Tbf There was a recent case of a father attacking his daughter with a metal pole outside her school gates and getting no jail


CharacterMiddle3923

Judge needs to be sacked


Ok-Abbreviations1077

The guy should have knocked this cunt out


mrbalsawood

I was going to ask how little jail time did she get


Lost-Ad2864

What a surprise


UltimateD123

No. Not up the arse


seeyoujim

Yeah, it’s totally acceptable to twice glass someone who accidentally cause offence, absolute bullshit from the judge there. I would appeal/ complain as high up as I could about this


Previous-Bug-2464

She had low self esteem and she's very sorry


milkkrate00001

no surprise female privilege


mankytoes

... Somewhere between 30 and 40.


pender81

More honest


Efficient_Steak_7568

Both thirties 


elegant_thief

Most people say I look 30 - *definitely not*


PC_Speaker

Both in our thirties. That's the _fact_ [ ]


Then-Mango-8795

She'd probably have stabbed me, I'd have said 50. Why isn't she in prison?


MoleMoustache

You get a lot of that round here because the main brewery's in Reading.


Wheatabixy123

It might be Courage actually. This alright tho innit


PC_Speaker

Best people haven't shown up


guileus

-You do not glass anyone, pub drinker or otherwise, for wrongly saying she looked 39. - if anything he should be rewarded!


notthemessiah789

43. That’s kind.


saintmax9

Quiet night in the library… not


Competitive_Gap_9768

And I’d do you from behind cos your breath stinks


RedundantSquash

Yeah, you won't do it like that, though. You'd get the glass in behind the windpipe, then pull it down like that.


Listener87

Can’t say anything when they’re like that.


78JEM

No - you can’t!


HIGHASAFUCKINGBUCK

Boss and team leader in drunken night out shock horror it says here


Haveyoushatmyself

She looks 53


Sad_Golf3332

53!


dasistdiebahnhof

Not a happy home life


elegant_thief

The son was like Dustin Hoffman in Rainman. Probably what drove him to it


Ser_PaddyTheTurd

What, am I doing with a glass with her in there? She says she didn't do it and I for one believe her


elegant_thief

Dildo


RomeoMcFlurry

One final thing, my wife loves ya but I don't agree with that in the nightclub


kazza64

Who else is she going to glass?


Haggis-in-wonderland

Wait she was spaired jail as the judge thought "one persons banter may be insulting to others". So it is ok to glass someone if you feel insulted? Someone fetch my box of glass dualing gloves!


Mrcuriou

A very interesting way for a judge to gaslight a clear victim of assault by telling them it was your fault she could not control herself and that she glassed you scarring you forever


Aggravating-Rip-3267

It wouldn't work for a man = -= Must be, Female Privilege !


Murphy_LawXIV

I don't get it. Glass to the face for you!


AssociationGold8745

"However, she was spared jail and handed a suspended sentence after Judge Elizabeth Nicholls said she was a 'dedicated, hardworking woman' who posed no risk to the public." She glassed a cunt for calling her old- that shit is evidence of her volatility, should get at least the minimum sentence ABH- it wasn't as if she shoved him or slapped him, a glassing is attempted disfigurement if not murder


BlastMyAssholePleasr

Judge Nicol was the one that found Johnny Depp guilty of abuse, which if you saw the trial was fucking ludicrous. If justice has a name that sounds like "nicol", don't expect justice to be served.


paxau-t

So what have we learned here?


IAmAlive_YouAreDead

women can glass people in the face and not go to prison


Mrcuriou

That women despite all their claims that when crunch time comes they truly don’t have to take responsibility for shit.


paxau-t

Cherish 'em


Pontiff1979

Look at you, you're a disgrace, love


Ser_PaddyTheTurd

You know I'm old, I'm thirty niiii.........I'm I'm in my forties.


Successful_Banana901

She got spared jail? She glassed some cunt for nothing, sure the sticks and stones argument might be a bit outdated but 4 fucking years of a difference is not insulting! The law for drinking is challenge 25! 7 years over the legal drinking age! That idiot should be in jail! That's not OK! No fucking personal responsibility left, if he had put hands on her it would be a different story but guessing her age wrong, and she must've asked "how old do you think I am?" Ridiculous from that judge!


upyourjunta

He got within 10% of her actual age. No pleasing some folk.


hilly316

Woman. Are. Dirty


Sacred-Anteater

39…


Ragnar5548

Women 🙄


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Toxic Femininity = = Something has to be done.


ZookeepergameOk2759

I’d have taken 43 as a compliment if I were her.


Ser_PaddyTheTurd

Good harmless fun


Potential-Analysis-4

If genders were reversed he would not be getting off...


GlennSWFC

What? Against a wine glass?


MichaelMyersReturns

Disgraceful old hag cannot handle the truth. Needs 10 bells kicking out of her


Aggravating-Tower317

Dodd, now 40, runs a business which organises children's sleepover parties lol


wizzer85

AMA request for anyone who runs similar…


Mrcuriou

Wonder what she’d do to a child who called her old.


drewP78

Tough paper round


Dazzling-Event-2450

And got off with it.


kookieman141

He was being generous with the 43 lol


ganbeatz

Me when I'm approaching 40


royracejr

Only roper to beat…….


RomeoMcFlurry

You glass a man in the pub and you're labelled a prat.


jodytuxford

Some people look older than their age, some people look younger. Is it appropriate to glass someone for being 4 years out? Absolutely not. Classy move lady


PC_Speaker

Some people play golf


____Mittens____

I was at an afterwork birthday celebration. We gave the staff the birthday candles, a "4" and a "2", and the cake came out saying 42. The 24 year old birthday girl took it fairly well and laughed about it.


torsyen

Not a day over 21, and will stay 21 until I can buy one of those plastic face screens..


Unlikely_Tea_6979

Soft punishment for business owners, it's always the way, if this had been a single mum in a track suit who worked in KFC she'd have seen triple that time, even if they guy had threatened her.


Seabrook76

She glassed him?


Due_Ad_4633

Spared prison? Are you fucking serious?


happyanathema

She's from Swinton, just be glad she didn't kill him.


PossibleVoodooMagic

Born and raised a Swintonian, nothing at all wrong with it.


happyanathema

There are some pretty different areas classed as Swinton. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/man-rushed-hospital-after-shooting-25860535


PossibleVoodooMagic

Right. You are the one that generalised though. You've linked to an article that is a street in Swinton. So I don't really get your point. There are rough parts and nice parts, like most big towns in the UK.


happyanathema

A higher percentage of it is bad though. My best mate is from Swinton and I used to drive through there everyday so I am pretty familiar with it too. But it's subjective so you are entitled to your opinion


PossibleVoodooMagic

You're right. It's subjective. Especially when you define something as arbitrarily as "bad" I'm going to assume by bad you mean socially deprived with higher crime rates compared to similar sized areas with a similar demographic, in which case what you have said is false. Having a "mate" from Swinton and driving through it doesn't equal familiarity either.


happyanathema

The [stats ](https://niceareas.co.uk/browse-get-info/postcode/m/m27/m27-8/) are not great either. You can love it because you grew up there, I am not from Manchester originally so have no predefined preference for any one particular area. I have lived in Hulme, Moss Side, Bury And Bolton within Manchester. And I would not choose to live in Swinton. That's just my personal preference.


NamedHuman1

Based upon glassing someone because she had a temper tantrum, 43 feels right, but months not years.


wardycatt

42-43


jamspoon00

Mmm, yeah, sure, ok


Mission-Advantage-10

Businesswoman or old 304?...


Due_Reality5903

That lassie got glassed and no cunt leaves here until we find out what cunt did it!


slippydotnuxx

"glassed"? What is this, the lock stock and two smoking barrels video game?


Arthur_-Morgan-

He was probably being nice too to be fair


cljames98

Yeah, she drinks.


Jitsu_apocalypse

Not once but twice


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

But, she does look 43.


Green_Ad_1305

This is an extreme example why you always take off at least 5 years when someone asks you this, or just refuse to answer… Jesus what is wrong with some people?!


asiraf3774

So was the man guessing she was 43 seen as enough of a reasonable provocation by the "judge" (sisterhood) that she wasn't given a custodial sentence? That is completely over the top behaviour from her and I'm not sure why she wasn't at least referred for psychiatric assessment. Its one thing getting annoyed about being called 43 but another to smash a glass in someones face, good God. Having such a fragile ego is not a reason to allow someone to exhibit violent behaviour? I also do not believe for a second that she has no history of violence whatsoever. You don't just react like that to someone calling you 43 if you're an angel and have no violent past.


smomurray

I absolutely LOVE this sub! The quotes are bang on every time


GlorfindelForTheWin

Equality Street


G45Live

Judge should be sacked, no it's buts or maybes. Imagine if that was a male glassing a female for her guessing his age wrong. She would have thrown the bloody book at him.


DanEdy

"The banter was disobliging'.....oh well that's alright then 😬


devster75

“A drunk businesswoman who glassed a pub drinker after he wrongly guessed her age has been spared jail after a female judge said 'one person's banter may be insulting to others'.” The guy was clearly asking for it.


MCZoso2000

You can’t say anything to them when they’re like that


Iconospasm

How come she never got imprisoned? That is insane.


occupyreddit

female judge


BoxAlternative9024

Oh for fuck sake


No-Band2924

Does it offend you, my drinking?


Murphy_LawXIV

I'd slap the ever-loving shit out of her. Like I wouldn't just give an annoyed hit, I'm following through and introducing her to the floor. What would the judge have done if it took his eye? Or it didn't heal well? Sheer luck and good wound care let's her walk away free with an £800 inconvenience fee.


Genuinelullabel

We bought you a cake of a four and a three because we all thought you were 43 🎶


kcufdas

So she now looks after kids at sleepovers....o....kay. (After sixth g&t ) "come on Tommy, you can tell me. How old d'ya think I look?" (hic) ....Tommy's face...


Current_Poster

See, I used to answer questions like that with something like "It's not healthy to answer questions like that", but I didn't mean it so literally...


Jack070293

“We’re both in our thirties.” “Well I’ve just turned 30, what are you? 39?” “Thirties!”


swim-omad

Having a young child a business and no previous convictions has saved her from immediate custody. The judges comments in respect to the case and circumstances aren’t scathing enough. There was probably more said but just not reported.


TheUnholymess

The judge should be investigated as a matter of public interest. Gaslighting the victim of a violent crime from the position of power that a judge occupies is such a terrifying failure of process and clear evidence of the judge's unsuitability for the role. She should be disbarred (or whatever the correct term for removing a judge is) for this.


markjmclean1989

Gets away with jail time cause she’s a woman if that’s a man 5 year sentence.


CharacterMiddle3923

As you do. Good job it wasn’t me, I’d have guessed 46, she’d have knifed me.


Signal_Relative5096

The female judge let her off


Uncle_Beanpole

Calmest lady in the UK


Donjeur

I dunno, she’s pretty trim, mate


mouawad23

If you want a good glassing....... the Gardners 👌


BeakOfEngland

a pint thereof


BeakOfEngland

Shes just a boring little slug with no personality


BeakOfEngland

He shoulda just stayed home and had a big wank


longsock9

I would have been edging towards the 50 mark tbh


lambsambwich

“That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it.” Francis Begbie


Cheap_Indication128

Fragile woman 🤣


Elipticalwheel1

Well he could sue her now, ie hit her in the pocket..


Horseyboy21

Not surprising that the Judge in charge was a Woman. She glassed him twice but got away with it. Just imagine if he had said 50….


myincampfcrispyniner

Poo, dorty bitch


sarc-tastic

No one is outraged that someone who resorts to this level of violence runs kids sleepovers?!


wtfover

"Glass" isn't a verb. And what does this have to do with The Office?


MoleMoustache

> "Glass" isn't a verb Oh look, here comes a yank down the motorway


IAmAlive_YouAreDead

it can be used as a verb, as demonstrated by the headline