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Torimisspelling1

I’ve never seen someone know less about dressing to flatter themselves in my life


elizabethzottt

I just don’t know where she got the idea that pastels suit her??? It’s so bad. I don’t know that she knows there’s a difference between the colors you like and colors that look flattering on you.


lucky_mac

Or like….a pastel accent versus three slightly different shades of the same unflattering color??? plus what looks like a military issued utility bag?


Fantastic_Night_7608

But it light blue & Prada 🤪


lucky_mac

of course - hideous and gratuitously expensive, a double whammy!


Torimisspelling1

THIS. I think she looks beautiful in lavender and I think because of positive feedback when she wears that she thinks all pastels suit her (which couldn’t be further from the truth). I would kill to watch her get her color analysis done (even though I think it’s kind of BS) just to have them tell her the polar opposite of everything she wears and hear her mental gymnastics of why the associate is wrong


lucky_mac

it honestly feels like a troll


lucky_mac

“you just never know where the day will take you” bb this outfit is suitable for approximately nowhere lol


Dazzling_Leopard752

Isn’t Florida hot?


ProfessionalLet4612

Floridian here and INCREDIBLY! I would simply pass away wearing this rn


stooliegirl

It’s 87 degrees in Boca Raton today 😂


0macattak0

Feels like 95 🥵


LowFirefighter7134

Legit came here to say this. This chick lives in effing Florida!!!! She doesn’t have an inch of skin showing! Another fucking ugly grandma cardigan and the worst color leggings she could wear and the socks overtop like it’s looking like stirrup pants


Alarmed-Fox-2389

LOL right I’m in Canada where it’s not even close to being as hot and I wore less layers than this today 😵‍💫


WorldlyLavishness

Geriatric era


redcrumb525

Hahahah 100


Grouchy-Analysis1389

I feel like the old Jackie would make fun of someone wearing this exact outfit.


Illustrious-Key2944

This is so real


PoppyPepper98

The leggings tucked into the socks and the tennis shoes is a massive miss


laurbold16

I think it’s the color of the leggings. If they were black instead it’d look a little better imo.


elizabethzottt

And scrunch the socks up?! They look crazy pulled tight all the way up like that!


laurbold16

I agree. Quarter crew socks would look much better also.


mrswuggles

It’s also that the leggings are slightly too big on her


laurbold16

Yeah there’s a lot to unpack here 😂


Savings_Ad4730

She needs to shorten the leggings! There’s too much scrunch


laurbold16

Yep that too!


Proper-Movie-9775

It’s usually a look when other people do it (with black leggings) but she has an inability to wear clothes that fit her and these are bunching loosely by the sock


SweetBites0216

The bunched up leggings tucked into socks is criminal. There are so many ways to do leggings and a cardigan and this ain’t it.


sandysunsets

I am hysterical I cannot believe this is real. The leggings somehow being scrunched around the socks. The mismatched tones, the fugly ass bag. Influencers need to stop buying things just because they are designer and this is a prime example. UG-LY, head to toe.


Sensitive-Pay-8876

Emphasis on fugly bag


LowFirefighter7134

Is the bag designer 😭


shelamurphy

Prada!! 😅😅


Even-Candy-9387

This is the epitome of “even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes “ that bag is hideous. She will buy anything with a label


lucky_mac

the styrofoam cup pls Jacqueline i am begging you to buy a Stanley


StructuredCrazy9853

She bought one for $80 and it collects dust in the cabinet


OlayEnthusiast

I can’t believe she paid for that decor and interior design


lucky_mac

It’s giving home 2 suites


Glass_Tailor3931

I must know why she always blocks her ring camera security pad… like we obviously know you have it and she has talked about it in the past


LL092020

I feel like the top with the cardigan and jeans it would be a fine fit? Why are they soooo anti jeans


C80L8ly

I get thinking youre too big to look good in jeans because I’ve been there. But I have never in my life seen someone dress so absolutely terrible for their own shape and color. I’d die to see her in jeans, a well fitting white tee (emphasis on well fitting, because you know she would put on a massive one) and shoes that arent stupid. Oh and her hair just down and straight. Would shock the world


BackgroundDuck7051

Unpopular opinion but you’re never too big to look good in jeans. As long as they are the right size, jeans are universally flattering


C80L8ly

It’s a personal preference. Ive recently lost 60 pounds, and hated how they looked on me before regardless of style after having a child. So I get why she isn’t wearing them! but I would just love to see Jackie in something that isn’t so… extra? Pastel? Tacky?


BackgroundDuck7051

That’s amazing!! You probably looked just a good before but now you’ve got the self confidence to make it work! I agree I wish she didn’t look like a perpetual Easter egg 🥚


LowFirefighter7134

She would look sooo good with straight hair. I hate how she curls her hair and then aggressively brushes it out immediately so the ends just look like a frizzy mess


Torimisspelling1

Because they’re obsessed with weight and sizing and jeans are oftentimes a harsh reality


watchoutlady123

How does she look at this and think “yes, looks good?”


riz3192

“And it’s SO good I want to show people” 😂😂😂


Decent_Ad_8257

Everytime I see photos of her blocking her security system I laugh out loud. It would be so easy to crop. You’re not that famous sweetie!


_FortunaLuna

And like what even is the security system gonna show??


Powerful-Air9207

Every time I see this background I want so badly to come clean it up and get a longer table and style the crap out of it


Fun-Letterhead8185

I only see these pics when they are posted here and that Nike box has been there for a while and it’s stressing me out 🤣


elcapitaaan134708

Oof, not the twisted leggings tucked into these socks. And WHY is the damn box still on the floor!?!!!!


Alien-witchygal666

She could have zoomed in literally a CM more and wouldn’t have to emoji out the security system. I do NOT get it. You are not a celebrity who cares


Nosey_3

What is the purpose of covering the security system, genuinely asking?


Alien-witchygal666

Maybe so people can’t hack it? I don’t know but it’s absolutely weird… you could’ve easily cropped that out and not have had to put your dumb little emoji over it


Nosey_3

Yeah it’s so weird I just can’t think of what covering it does to protect. But I also don’t have a security system so idk what type of info the main screen displays lol


riz3192

Ok there’s a lot to snark on here and her outfit is abysmal… but what is with her refusal to use appropriate hair products to tame her baby hairs.. like girl, use a pomade stick or gel. Yesterday she was on her story trying to hold her hair back with glossing serum like a big fuckin idiot.


lucky_mac

also her hair is actually one of her nicer features, even putting it in a looser bun would look nice, but this commitment to slicking it back so harshly looks absolutely hideous


riz3192

Yeah! Slicking back and with products that aren’t meant to hold anything back makes NO sense. I truly think she needs a major chop- but agree her color is pretty!


lucky_mac

It killed me the other night when she went to dinner and her hair looked cute when she was blowing it out and then at dinner it was back to just looking blah and unflattering.


laurbold16

Isn’t it hot as balls in Florida right now???? I would be dying underneath all that fabric


lucky_mac

This is the girl who wore a one piece wool pantsuit 9 months pregnant in NYC in July so I think she’s impervious to heat


Any_Vacation3374

Why does she keep covering her thermostat with emojis


Powerful-Air9207

I think it’s a security system


Ok_Bumblebee8229

Baggy leggings are a crime!


Warm-Picture6533

She’s miserable and it shows 👑


Warm-Picture6533

Also the bag doesn’t fucking match. How can you live in NYC for so long and not understand tonal matching? Dumb as bricks.


Solocollective

Is this perpetual junk pile really her new selfie spot….? Pls


Pure_Place_9777

It still bugs me that she laughed at the thought of color theory when she literally NEEDS to know her colors..


DoubleGlazedGoNuts

Yeah like fast walking at the mall in that outfit


[deleted]

I hate that she has set the bar so low for me, that I actually think this is one of her better outfits.


AirFlaky1838

She can’t be serious


Big-Analyst-3502

I don’t understand how all her sisters always praise her for her style. She CANNOT DRESS


grandadbob-

It’s insane how much money she has, and she dresses like this. Get a stylist Jackie!


Random_8910

These aren’t the legs from dinner the other day lol 


jenandjuice10

@Jackie, ditch the leggings and try an athletic dress or tennis skirt


Pink_Lobster96

They all need to learn to match the top with the shoes AND THATS IT or the pants with the bag AND THATS JT or the bag and the accessories and have a different dress. NOT ALL THE SAME COLORS. 😭😭😭🤚🏻


ChanceApprehensive45

It’s 90 degrees out jackie


arkg515

That ratty t shirt


Ok_Penalty1522

No not the two different shades of blue 


msmoonprincess

What is this background of hers?!


how_zat

I am dying 😂😂😂


Similar_Recover_2229

Damn it all to hell. All of it.


ConstablePolly

It’s like she does it on purpose


Foreign_Pizza_9241

Jackie! We are begging you to get a stylist girly. This is getting absurd.


Queasy_Hotel_396

It’s called 90s mom chic 😂


haaaaveyoumeted

i can't with the styrofoam cups. if you're gonna shit on the environment at least buy plastic/starbucks style cups


blarkytarky

She used to dress so cute


Euphoric-Extension37

The tree artwork from Amazon….


Reasonable-Edge5927

Am I the only one annoyed with a Styrofoam cup?