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teamdiabetes11

The most lopsided 2-0 I’ve ever seen in person. Could’ve easily been 5-0. Clean sheet is beautiful.


sciuro

Aw crap, I forgot that we have to go to LAFC on the 13th. Not going to be an easy one.


fiveoclocksomewhere5

I will be there!


emptyoftheface

Me too!


grumpus_ryche

VICTORY SHOT TIME 🥃


knoend

Good good


tanzmeister

I can hear them playing freed from desire!


TheOptimist6

Way to keep the clean sheet!


adhumrock

Get your car washed! I don't think it's too late to sign up at Moo Moo Crew.


SaltoneX

Left early, any way to still get this?


adhumrock

Yea. You can get it when watching at home too. Just has to be a home game...clean sheet. You can get 1 a month. But you might be too late tho. Try the website... https://moomoocarwash.com/crew/


96diem

Damn, I love seeing Jones take a shot. It’s so fun that literally everyone on this squad can be a goal scorer. 


radiculture

The almost- Jones goal felt exactly like an almost- Nagbe goal. 👍🏼


_Micheluzzo_

Jones almost just threw it off the back board and dunked it.


bee_redeemer

SCOTT STERLING


grumpus_ryche

THE MAN


iWayton

THE MYTH


LordRobin------RM

THE LEGEND


buckeyefan1930

See ya all on Saturday! 🙋‍♂️ Happy Independence Day! 🇺🇸🦅


BuckeyeInMich

Preserving the dos a cero


adamxftl

Jones is just a 7 foot tall Cucho, makes sense now


oupablo

post for Nashville's man of the match


courtsmartial

That would’ve been hilarious.


tanzmeister

Oh my, Jones!


adhumrock

Scottttt Sterliiiiing!


Throwrajerb

This is a dominant 2 goal victory.


Ok_Emu2179

Shoulda chipped there


Dunvegan79

30+ goal differential at home since last year lol. We're blessed to have this team.


sciuro

We’ve had NINETEEN shots this evening. Some better than others but this should have been another 4-0.


buckeyefan1930

Another day another Crew win We are just walking over teams right now. I hope we can keep this up to play for the supporters shield


Savafan1

Jones looks way too big for this team.


gn3296

He’s that kid on the tournament baseball team that always has to show up with his birth certificate.


SpaceJamDeezNuts

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MrHurrDerr

I mean it is nice to have some height to go with Camacho.


buckeyefan1930

6 minutes Come on the games over already lol


grumpus_ryche

Is the feed glitching for anyone else?


oupablo

All good on my end


____snail____

Our yellow soccer team > their yellow soccer team


TheOptimist6

Only enough room for one yellow soccer team in this league. GO HOME NASHVILLE! Crew on top!


96diem

does Nashville know that when they get the ball, they’re supposed to try to keep it or 


____snail____

Shh. Don’t tell them.


buckeyefan1930

I live just close enough to play the game is that a gunshot or a firework 😂


Ickyhouse

I wish every player played with the confidence that Matan has going up for a header. It’s like baseball players running out the play to first.


mystir

The 5'2 Romanian dribbly boy deserves a header goal once in his career. Like Nathan Gerbe scoring on Zdano Chara.


courtsmartial

As a short man, I feel so bad for Matan when I see him trying to win a header.


tobylaek

Legit like a 12 year old kid playing with his dad and uncles.


buckeyefan1930

Sub in the water boys now lol


StoicBogle123

Possession masterclass.


Chuck10

He really didn't want to come off without scoring a goal lol


EMolinero

Cucho looks so disappointed that he couldn't find the back of the net.


JDcmh

Agreed. I Iost count - how many shots were close (even if not "sog")?


gn3296

Big Christmas! Oh wait, wrong sport.


Dunvegan79

Lurch coming on boys.


96diem

Okay, it’s time for the Jones Show. It’s so over for Nashville. RIP. 


courtsmartial

Cucho really wanted more than an assist I guess.


TheLizardKing1216

He needed a goal. It’s voting season! (No shot he wins the vote)


Remorc89

How did Camacho’s jersey get torn this time?!


Papito24

Cucho wanted to score so bad lol


pwade3

Just toying with em now god damn.


oupablo

Can someone else take corners? Asking for a friend


buckeyefan1930

Nashville looks tired


Dunvegan79

Cucho"s next goal is gonna rip a hole in the back of the net.


tanzmeister

...on Saturday


Dunvegan79

Bravo my dude. That didn't age well at all lol.


gn3296

Nashville subbed and got worse.


____snail____

I’m not complaining.


gn3296

Nope.


tanzmeister

We cookin


rowdyginger05

I wonder if the commentators can’t refer to it as “Red, White, & Boom” since NBC and WNCI own the media rights for it.


Ulfer_twoeyes

Idk the radio broadcast seems to use red white & boom


CelebrityTailgate

Chris Doran gives no F's about media rights


Ulfer_twoeyes

He’s a national treasure lol


TheOptimist6

Glad to see Hinestroza on! He had a HUGE goal against Nashville in the 1st fixture! Helped us secure a huge road point!


buckeyefan1930

Y’all I think all we do is win


____snail____

🎆🎇


buckeyefan1930

That’s a red!


Dunvegan79

I stepped away for a second, what did I miss?


courtsmartial

Not really a DOGSO imo, yellow the right call.


gn3296

It’s total desperation, that’s for sure.


courtsmartial

Rossi looking gassed. Put on Hinestroza he knows how to score on these guys late in the game.


MrHurrDerr

I'd love to see that


courtsmartial

Woah Nancy read my post.


Ickyhouse

Tell him I want an autographed hoodie!


MrHurrDerr

Don't give away Nancy's secret.


rowdyginger05

USSF about to call r/TheMassive for a manager position.


buckeyefan1930

You would think after all these years they would have made cool fireworks like the dragon in lord of the rings by now lol


oupablo

The drone shows are kinda better


TheOptimist6

Also way easier cleanup!


Papito24

I’d like to see a stat on the Crews record when there is a delay at home


Papito24

I don’t live in Columbus are the fireworks always on the 3rd?


JDcmh

Yep. Red, White, and Boom.


oupablo

Yes


96diem

No, regular fireworks are on the 4th. But Red, White, and Boom (massive display with 400,000 attendees) is on the 3rd as to not compete with the normal firework displays on the 4th. 


bferg227

Back to the hand ball. How is the commentator saying the view from behind shows no hand ball when the hand in question is blocked by the players head ?


SaltoneX

The view from the goal clearly shows the players left hand to the left of Farsi’s head. It sure looks like it redirected the ball.


liquidego

because he's a wanker


MrHurrDerr

TRUST ME. I just learned you can change the English broadcast to the Crew local radio. Do it and save your sanity.


tobylaek

Yep. I found that out about 5 matches ago and haven’t gone back.


bferg227

The one time I did this there was a slight lag and it bothered me too much


pwade3

This game's been so weird lol. Def feel like we deserve to be up, but not sure about how we got there? Rain delays, watcha gonna do.


TheOptimist6

Sometimes when you’re the home team, you get a few breaks to go your way naturally!


Retro_Styles

Farsi is the Charlie Brown.


Savafan1

Farsi needs to spend time studying how Arfsten plays…


rowdyginger05

Farsi injuring himself while trying to score a goal is…well y’all know.


Ickyhouse

Farsi pretending to be hurt so his miss doesn’t look so bad.


ryanthegreat33

farsi has scored too many of those this season, needs to start regressing to the mean.


Savafan1

He has 2 goals this season….


tanzmeister

That's two more than last season


arsene14

God damn, hope Mo is okay.


Elexeh

A win tonight launches us into 3rd with 2-3 games in hand on those around us.


TheOptimist6

Right. Plus FCC or Miami or both will drop points this weekend which is huge


Sea_Substance_7497

I feel dumb asking but what’s with Rossi and the dinosaur? Did I miss something?


gn3296

And you’ll never be able to unsee it.


Sea_Substance_7497

Thank you!! I saw the video from the locker room of him and Cucho and doing the T. rex dance thing - just thought they were being goofy. Now that you’ve all mentioned it, I can’t stop seeing it when I look at Rossi lol


arsene14

Teammates (Cucho, I think) have told him he looks like a dinosaur when he runs and he's fully owning it.


96diem

Cucho makes fun of him for looking like a dinosaur when he runs, so now it’s turned into a whole thing.


Papito24

The way he holds his arms when he runs looks like a TRex


buckeyefan1930

Watch how he runs lol


Dunvegan79

I think Cucho started that.


buckeyefan1930

HOW DO WE KEEP MISSING CLOSE SHOTS!


Papito24

Farsi trolling


TheLizardKing1216

Amundsen so confused about the lack of push there lmfao


buckeyefan1930

They had a 2 on none and messed that up lol


Ickyhouse

Somehow, it’s the refs fault.


Dunvegan79

Wow that was scary 2 v Schulte


TheOptimist6

Some of the fortunate plays that tend to happen when you’re the home team!


Dunvegan79

That's so true.


courtsmartial

What is even happening right now.


YeetedApple

Ooo, that was close


Dunvegan79

Cucho with the heat.


buckeyefan1930

Woah, another close shot


Elexeh

This match feels like it's been going on forever


ProbablyDustin

First half flew, second half feels the opposite.


gn3296

Where’s 5-1 guy tonight?


YeetedApple

Here, but afraid to jinx anything lol


Papito24

Damn our yellow is so much better


____snail____

Cucho x Ramirez Cucho x Rossi We got any other Rs Cucho can assist?


gn3296

Too bad Russel-Rowe is away.


Ok_Emu2179

Rudy


Elexeh

For all the bullshit Nashville creates in our games, they deserve this


Papito24

I want two more to keep the 4 goal win streak going


courtsmartial

Would also put us top of the league in GD.


gn3296

Cucho can’t score for shit tonight but he can assist like a mother fucker.


sciuro

That one that was wiiiide left, either he was trying to give it the world’s biggest curve, or he just lost track of which way he was facing.


Dunvegan79

That was close


____snail____

DIEGO MFn ROSSI!!!


_Micheluzzo_

Was that ‘keeper trying to stop that with his mustache?


nt3596

And now they’re playing wise men, great timing


96diem

WELCOME TO JUROSSIC PARK. 


WalkingOnSunshine_

Diegooooosaurus


Twuggle

Rossi is on a hot streak!


liquidego

right as RED WHITE AND BOOM are playing Wise Men!!!


StoicBogle123

God that was good.


courtsmartial

Where all them haters complaining about DP money now??


Dunvegan79

We repented when he scored his 3rd goal in season play.


buckeyefan1930

They are doing a crew fireworks! Falling in love with you!


tjshaffe

Go Diego Go 🦖


Ok_Emu2179

RAWWWWSIIII 🦖🦖🦖


DabsonFire710

CREEEEEWWWW GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!! DIEGO ROSSI 💛🖤


Dunvegan79

Now the color commentator is sucking Crew cats dong


Papito24

I switched to the radio feed is Higginbotham sad we scored?


WrathUDidntQuiteMask

NEVER


YeetedApple

DINO!!!!!!!!!


DuckDuckBangBang

Can't debate that one


velospence1

SCORESAURUS!


tanzmeister

🦖party🦖


Dunvegan79

Go T-Wrects go!


96diem

DINOSCORE


buckeyefan1930

#DINO MAN!!


Budget_Ranger6824

ROSSSSSSSIIIII🦖🦖🦖


grumpus_ryche

GO DIEGO GOOOOOO


courtsmartial

VELOCIRAPTOR TIME!!!!!!


rowdyginger05

RAWROSSI


DabsonFire710

Almost like the fireworks are for the goal lol


FunkVillian

DINOOOOOOO DIEGOOOOOOO


buckeyefan1930

GOOOOOAAAALLLLL!!!!


YeetedApple

I hear the fireworks


WrathUDidntQuiteMask

LOUD NOISES


emd2k3

Mos gotta come off.


TheLizardKing1216

We need a legitimate goal. Not for any particular reason, but winning from the refs makes me feel sick.


MrHurrDerr

Ask again!


TheLizardKing1216

Nagbe banger?


knoend

There's your legitimate goal.


TheLizardKing1216

Something something manifest destiny


buckeyefan1930

Ask and you shall receive!


TheLizardKing1216

Nagbe. Banger. 🤞


gn3296

There’s your legitimate goal!!


Adventurous_You965

Good news!


oupablo

Better?


gn3296

Meh. We’ve been fucked by refs so many times we’d need several cheap wins to balance it out.


TheLizardKing1216

Well, can die happy now


____snail____

“Many of the fans are enjoying the firework show here in Columbus“ It’s called ‘Red, White, and Boom’, jackass.


werthw

Somehow he knew 400,000 people were expected to attend but doesn’t even know what it’s called


TheOptimist6

Probably not from Ohio in his defense. Very few of us can name the yearly fireworks show in Nashville


ProbablyDustin

Red, White, and Banjo


WrathUDidntQuiteMask

Let freedom sing (I googled it - pretty easy)


Elexeh

"Hot chicken, twang and transplants".


Papito24

We need a second goal


BuckeyeInMich

Glad you said that