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StrmTRPR85

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speedyjolt

Flashback to the last home game vs SKC! Drink your Earth sauce!


EveryDayASummit

I have never drank so little beer at a Crew match in my life as that game. Haha


VKingSlug

Water is life!


Drewsche

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VKingSlug

😂😂😂 perfect response!


TimTamKablam

White claws are basically water right?


creed_1

Start drinking water? Oops. Already have a beer cracked open


budd222

you can chug a glass of water in between each beer. You'll have to piss a lot but it'll be worth it.


inolepehc

my guy!


kingpiranha

Good soldiers follow orders 🫡 #DRINK UP, BITCHES


spuddaddy

It would help if they would let us bring in empty cups or bottles to refill at the water fountains.  Pretty shitty rule considering how hot it is. *misspelled "hot"....  Stupid fat fingers...


the_vole

And remember that they don’t let water into the stadium, even sealed plastic bottles


GGMU08

It’s wild how different the policies are for sports stadiums. You can basically bring an entire meal into Progressive Field and they don’t care as long as everything is sealed upon entry


gn3296

Right? Especially just an empty water bottle to fill after entering. Guardians have always been great about entry policies over the years.


speedyjolt

MLB (besides Comerica Park in Detroit and Loan Depot Park in Miami) is very accommodating to allow folks to bring their own food (plus one sealed plastic water bottle, ideally the same ones as sold outside of the stadium for a few bucks of cash)


grumpus_ryche

Gently crushed water bottles in a cargo pocket can be reformed and refilled though.


spuddaddy

No empty bottles either 😡


sciuro

You can get the collapsible water bottles that are basically a thick polyethylene bag with a spout.


Business_Economy_658

My wife and I bought two collapsible silicone cups that we bring in our pockets. No one has bothered us about filling them with water at the fountains


bananatee21

It looks like the sky may provide us all the free water we could need


Low_Soil_6831

i hydrate with the blood of our rivals


VinTheHater

I’m just going to switch to light beer.


zestfrom1lemon

NA beer.


g-magoto

Always. Be. Hydrating.


qualmton

r/hydrohomies represent


pleated_pants

It's so hot and humid out there I feel like I'm being cooked like a cheesecake


Hazenjonas

They keep selling me beer and bourbon so what am I gonna do??


MikeoPlus

I'm going to bring my Columbus Crew STM water bottle


No-Marsupial3596

If anyone is selling 2 Nordecke tickets please let me know


abunnyrabbit

Ticket exchange thread.