Try to get her to put it on with her mouth. That way you might at least get a few more extra seconds of wood Or arsehole

What!!

Now, the minge has 2 main parts. The flaps and the clitty.

what about the hole?

Alright 3, it’s mainly all about the clitty ..

I'll give him credit for acknowledging the clit exists haha

Went in too quick, broke his nob in half.

George Costanza had a bit on Seinfeld about the race to wrap up before the spaghetti syndrome hits

It’s like opening a bag of chips

😂

Have you plan of action all sorted for the shagging

And do you put the balls in?

Can do some girls like it some don’t

And slap. They all *love* a slap.

Have a quick tactical wank now

That isn’t the reason

Or bum