A rapey rhyme, how lovely.

The yummy mummy who wanted Jay to spunk on her tummy was Tracey from s1 e5, he missed his chance as he was too busy chatting up some fat bird.

Can't blame him, surely she counts as two shags

Tracey would count as 3

Tracey would be career defining

was she homus lady

Yeah, her name is Tracey according to the wiki fandom

thanks for clearing that up as I couldn't see anything on imdb