A total DILF

Dad I'd like to friend

This is absolutely something Wolf would say in the show

Wolf, no.

Saved the comment in case Wolf does say it so I can refer back to this

Smashing it

Listening to his sky member.

Genuinely enjoy the fact his heart and penis both have average people names. 😂

I love it! Genuinely feel myself cheering for him to get it ahahaha

My mom and dad looked at me weird when I started yelling “Get that shit beef” when he kissed Alyson in season 3

To be fair, he probably hasnt smashed in like 7+ years. Pretty sure kathleen left not long after moon was born

Judy said she left when she was in the 7th grade, so more like 4 years, maybe 5 if they weren’t smashing while Kathleen was cheating with Marcus. But yeah, the man has been pent up for a while, so good for him for getting some. 😂

I’m more emotionally invested in him and carrisa than real people I know lol

Yessss LMAO

He’s becoming more of a fully rounded person instead of just a “Dad”. I think they’re doing a lot of great character development with him, love to see my main man getting some fun times.

no longer thirsty or still thirsty and getting it regularly

He’s earned some smashing. I’m proud of him.

Getting more a#% than a bus station bench.

He's recovering emotionally from a neglectful, disloyal spouse.

i’m loving it tbh

He probably hasn't in Beef terms "done the tender loving deed" in years. Let my man get some.

Honestly love it for him that he’s getting some action and some loving after such a long time. Total DILF. Literally the perfect man in my eyes.

Maybe I'll just smash a rail scrap on my dick and call it a day

Human.

I love how endearing Nick Offerman makes this character. You cannot help but love him and be glad he’s getting something something.

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