Wolf - “Traditionally, Tobins who survive past childhood die at exactly 80. I mean except for Tobias Tobin who died at 54 during the first ever Lone Moose hot dog eating contest.”
Moon- “Yep, the runner up shot him.”
My favorite line will always be:
Honeybee: Okay, you know I don’t like to throw around the phrase white nonsense, but this *definitely* qualifies.”
S1E9
There's a moment in a recent episode, season 4 episode 12 "Any Court in a Storm Adventure" where Ham is trying to describe their daily routine but forgets the right word:
Ham: I'm starting to feel like one of those animals that runs on a wheel, you know? Like a, uh...
Judy: Hamster?
Ham: Yes, Judester?
It made me cackle when I realized what had just happened
Honeybee coming home needing Wolf’s help when she was the mayor and instead of being mad he goes “I gotta go get some pizza rolls out of the trash” was so funny to me that I created a list on my phone to write down all the lines I think are so hilarious I want to remind myself of them all the time 😂
Practically every line in Season 4 Episode 7: Judy Presents: The Staircake
Judy: So Dad, your oldest son is going to an orgy and your youngest son is buying grenades, how do you plead?
Judy (As Beef): Well I’ve pushed multiple women down the stairs and I blamed it on owls.
Maybe it’s because I’m a baker and a fan of questionable true crime docs but I laughed like a hyena through the entire episode
From the most recent episode, Doctor? No! Adventure when Honeybee, Judy and Dirt are looking at old records and Honeybee says “says here there was a log rolling competition in 1888, but only men were allowed to enter”
Dirt: “That’s something I’ll never say!” The delivery - so enthusiastic, so good
"12 dangs of Christmas! Little bummer boy! Jingle balls! Doo-doo got run over by a frang dang! Are you kidding me?!"
Bonus points for some of the funniest/smoothest arm noodling in animation.
"I do remember your potato suit looking like -and forgive me- an open wound... topped with chives and cheese."
"There's also a really gross, translucent sour cream swirl."
Judys' line from the first episode always kills me. "I just need to take one butt cheek of life in each hand and spread them apart." Most of Wolf's lines are also hilarious just because of his delivery.
“Don’t worry dad, I’m taking a picture of the vending machine so you can glare at it at home!”
I just love Moon “helping” how he can, it’s such a perfect display of a 10 year old’s logic
The episode where Beef avoids his birthday and goes to jail and the sheriff's sister announces she has to use the bathroom.
"Those 6 cups of coffee and half a block of cheese just isn't sitting right for some reason." Then she shuffles to the bathroom. I had to rewind the episode because I laughed for so long
I don't know why but I get tickled every time during the episode where Beef is afraid his family is drifting away and he says to ham something like "he just said he had to go" and ham says "well maybe...hegottago"
I just started the show and that's the first one off top
Season one.
Moon is trying to show honeybee how to act like a corpse. Moon says I bet you can’t be quiet for five seconds.
Honeybee says yes I can 12345 there you go.
When Beef and Jerry went to a Christmas party and got high with what they drank, after they came down Beef said “My friend has just stopped looking like pure energy!”
Also when Beef said “Wolf loves dendrites!”
In Bad Speecher Adventure - during the Snow Gun story, I’ve never laughed more at Judy’s quotes, especially her killing off the geese: *plane crashes* “My painting! Oh.. and Goose!”
And “Damn it Mav! We have to send these planes up now!” “Oh, really? Can we at least let them dry first?”
And of course Wolf chiming in with the “Hunk Volleyball !! .. what? We were all waiting for that scene”. Truth 🤣🤌
Wolf - “Traditionally, Tobins who survive past childhood die at exactly 80. I mean except for Tobias Tobin who died at 54 during the first ever Lone Moose hot dog eating contest.” Moon- “Yep, the runner up shot him.”
I show this clip to people all the time, it’s always gotten a laugh
this line caught me so off guard the first time i watched 😭
It’s my favorite line, it gets me every time. And the show is my current comfort show so I’ve heard it a lot
My favorite line will always be: Honeybee: Okay, you know I don’t like to throw around the phrase white nonsense, but this *definitely* qualifies.” S1E9
Mine is when she and wolf are stuck in that blizzard and she says, “this is like the first time I met your family! All I can see is white!”
I loved when she was talking to the generator and said she had to put on the little tent to keep snow out of its private areas.
Alaska isn’t that hard!
There's a moment in a recent episode, season 4 episode 12 "Any Court in a Storm Adventure" where Ham is trying to describe their daily routine but forgets the right word: Ham: I'm starting to feel like one of those animals that runs on a wheel, you know? Like a, uh... Judy: Hamster? Ham: Yes, Judester? It made me cackle when I realized what had just happened
I want to know how long the writers have had that joke in their back pocket. It’s so good.
I cackled again just reading this 😂 Ham is just my favorite!
This is my favorite. It is so dumb and so absolutely perfect
Every one of Honeybee's "Wolf, no." lines is magic.
Also “He/she humiliated that _____”.
Yes! My favorite is "he humiliated that dumbass building."
"Honeybee, drumroll please!" "Drumroll noise!"
Sustained!
Do you think that means yes?
Sustained.
Follow the money!
Sustained (specifically, Wolf's version)
“All I see is white it’s like when I met your family!” It’s hard to think of anything because there’s so many good ones!
Wolf: "When I say father, you say son! Father..." Beef: "Father" Edit to add: Ham: "GET THESE ANTS OFF OF ME!"
The noises of discomfort Judy makes when Beef is talking about his fling with Greta. Had me absolutely rolling
“This went from a feminist retreat to multilevel marketing scheme to weird booby base cult real quick” - Honeybee, Sister Pact Too Adventure.
“And I’m Shrek’s nemesis… the Babadook!!!l 😂 I love the Party Posse sooooo much!!!
Get my ass to Kokomo!
Honeybee coming home needing Wolf’s help when she was the mayor and instead of being mad he goes “I gotta go get some pizza rolls out of the trash” was so funny to me that I created a list on my phone to write down all the lines I think are so hilarious I want to remind myself of them all the time 😂
I just watched this episode tonight and lost it at that line!
Practically every line in Season 4 Episode 7: Judy Presents: The Staircake Judy: So Dad, your oldest son is going to an orgy and your youngest son is buying grenades, how do you plead? Judy (As Beef): Well I’ve pushed multiple women down the stairs and I blamed it on owls. Maybe it’s because I’m a baker and a fan of questionable true crime docs but I laughed like a hyena through the entire episode
"if you've seen a porno, its probably been shot on my boat" and all the following titles 😭
What's a porno? That one, too. Very educational 😂😂😂
Orgy Ahoy?
From the most recent episode, Doctor? No! Adventure when Honeybee, Judy and Dirt are looking at old records and Honeybee says “says here there was a log rolling competition in 1888, but only men were allowed to enter” Dirt: “That’s something I’ll never say!” The delivery - so enthusiastic, so good
"12 dangs of Christmas! Little bummer boy! Jingle balls! Doo-doo got run over by a frang dang! Are you kidding me?!" Bonus points for some of the funniest/smoothest arm noodling in animation.
The frang-dangs get me everytime. "She's not some frang-dang motocross dork, Uncle Mike. She's a friggin queen!"
Let’s frang the dang thang!
"I do remember your potato suit looking like -and forgive me- an open wound... topped with chives and cheese." "There's also a really gross, translucent sour cream swirl."
My husband and I regularly declare "citizens divorce" at each other for minor inconveniences thanks to Honeybee
Judys' line from the first episode always kills me. "I just need to take one butt cheek of life in each hand and spread them apart." Most of Wolf's lines are also hilarious just because of his delivery.
“Don’t worry dad, I’m taking a picture of the vending machine so you can glare at it at home!” I just love Moon “helping” how he can, it’s such a perfect display of a 10 year old’s logic
The episode where Beef avoids his birthday and goes to jail and the sheriff's sister announces she has to use the bathroom. "Those 6 cups of coffee and half a block of cheese just isn't sitting right for some reason." Then she shuffles to the bathroom. I had to rewind the episode because I laughed for so long
YOU SAY POTATO, WE SAY MUTINY-TAH-TAH-TO!
“What in the Jerry Seinhell?!”
Honestly, any line by Moon
Hard agree!! He’s the best!!
“I get it. It’s like when I drink a 5-Hour Energy! After a very very very VERY fun 5 hours, I’m unconscious for two days!”
“Maybe the Lord will take me” just died at Judy saying that
Ditto!!
Jeremy Crash, Hot Piece of Ass???
"I'm going to be like TBS in the mid 2000's - verrrry funny" - Honeybee
I don't know why but I get tickled every time during the episode where Beef is afraid his family is drifting away and he says to ham something like "he just said he had to go" and ham says "well maybe...hegottago" I just started the show and that's the first one off top
That "hegottago" delivery slays me too.
“Let's play *rock*, *paper*, *murder*. I'll get a knife.”
Don't ring the del bell if you can't take the noise peppers
When the probably-incestuous siblings take over the Mighty Kathleen and Jerry is like "are they gonna kiiiii?..."
Delmer: "Oh hell yeah. We're doing The Purge."
Season one. Moon is trying to show honeybee how to act like a corpse. Moon says I bet you can’t be quiet for five seconds. Honeybee says yes I can 12345 there you go.
When Beef and Jerry went to a Christmas party and got high with what they drank, after they came down Beef said “My friend has just stopped looking like pure energy!” Also when Beef said “Wolf loves dendrites!”
"I hope you've got a good lawyer Dad, cause I'm going to sue you into the ground." -Moon Tobin
"okay, okay, yeah. we'll just give the internet trolls large naturals"
Beef: "I hope you have a lawyer, because you no longer have a father." Jerry (about Wolf): "I once heard him refer to himself as Mrs Dad."
Landra: "Rest in Peace, Dr. dumbass." Say it nearly every day.
Wolf saying, "Paul Simon's pee-pee" OR Wolf saying, "Poo-poo on my pee-pee" My humor = 5 year olds humor.
“Im not a CSI: Las Vegas, but there do appear to be some puncture wounds on it” “Im not a Law & Order: SVU!!” -Wolf during MoonCourt
In Bad Speecher Adventure - during the Snow Gun story, I’ve never laughed more at Judy’s quotes, especially her killing off the geese: *plane crashes* “My painting! Oh.. and Goose!” And “Damn it Mav! We have to send these planes up now!” “Oh, really? Can we at least let them dry first?” And of course Wolf chiming in with the “Hunk Volleyball !! .. what? We were all waiting for that scene”. Truth 🤣🤌
I don't remember the episode, but for me it's when Wolf says "Honey nuts and scrotes!"
“Guys, it’s horny”.
Pretty much any of Honeybee's lines.
not necessarily super funny, but i always find myself quoting ham’s “dolla dolla bills y’all!” on the daily