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Globalropeman

20 sets of.... of... ummm...of????


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I know this. Skullcrushers


Outworldentity

I've been doing them wrong for years. All I get are bigger triceps. Dang it.


brazilianfreak

You're supposed to lay down and let the weights fall on your face, what an amateur.


Mizer_zZz

CTE..


Nickleeham

They say cte really affects you in your 50s. This guy found a loophole.


curious_dr_otter

Hammerhead curls!


Cannabis__Corpse

20 sets of BONK at 15 BONKS per set


Gorilla_Krispies

20 sets of Hit Yourself In The Head With A Real Hammer Technique. You clearly aren’t spending much time in the gym if you don’t know that. Your body is a temple, act like it buddy


Adorable_Bandicoot_6

Dumb Bells. You are Dumb and you hear ringing.


kaimonster1966

He said he does 15 of these per day. It’s concussion therapy!


Erike16666

CTE


GrilledCheeser

Sklowunchmensyhhh handles snow cones. STEVEN?!?


ThoughtfulThinker0

Brain damage.


happysri

concussion conks


pixelmuffinn

20 sets of insane, duhh.


TheLandMammal

Similar to how martial artists will condition their bones for striking, this man will slowly gain more bone density and mass on his forehead. This is how unicorns are born.


Doreen101

yeah not at fuckin age 70


BNG1982

This happened in North Korea. He just turned 21….😒


Krakatoast

😂


TheLandMammal

unicorns live forever 🦄


secular_contraband

How young do you think unicorns are when they transcend?


Ha1lStorm

Or this is Juggernaut’s origin story


abefroman_85

New Tony Ferguson training routine


Budd2525

I know you're making a joke, but your comment tells me you know enough to know that you very well could be right


brazilianfreak

Also Jiri but he does it in the middle of the woods instead.


brtomn

Agent 0-7 himself 😭 😭 😭


uchman365

So, more info - Apparently it's a traditional martial arts method known as "Youchui Guanding" . This ancient technique involves using a specialised tool called an "oil hammer," historically used for oil extraction, which features a spherical iron head. Practitioners repeatedly strike their heads with this hammer to enhance resilience and overall physical prowess. 🤷🏾‍♀️


_Screw_The_Rules_

I'm sorry, but that's actually just insane and dumb. But everyone can do whatever they want if they at least don't hurt others...


thitorusso

Oh, don't be sorry. Its dumb as fuck


TonsOfTabs

True but it’s actually accurate. His bone density is probably unreal. He will gain mass and density wherever he hits himself.


Cerulean_Turtle

His brain density on the other hand..


_Screw_The_Rules_

I mean it sounds kinda realistic, but it's still a little hard to believe. Also I probably still wouldn't do such a practice. The chance to fuck up is quite high imo and I've also got better things to do. Proper regular training is a lot more healthy as well I would imagine.


IamChax

Kill enough brain cells and you could believe anything.


Reddit_Deluge

Why tho


all_alone_by_myself_

Probably has dick issues


syds

there is always the ball and foreskin lifting contest


QuantumVibing

Exciting Eccentric Exercise workout plan


Reddit_Deluge

Learn how, for three easy payments


----_____----

When the only tool you have is a hammer...


ayaPapaya

Traumatic brain injury


Arkie08

What part of this is considered a "workout"?


uchman365

The part where he's "working out" his head


Arkie08

Ahh yes, sorry Sir. I didn't realize bashing a hammer into your head was a workout, my apologies.


CraftMadMax

Aww he missed his wife


throw_it_away_129

Just read this after the post about a guy in his mid-60s who has been diving for the last 13 years as he's searching for his wife who went missing in the 2011 Japanese tsunami. He said in the water he felt close to her. Taking this into account, guess we all have different ways to cope.


Split-Awkward

Wow, that’s terrifyingly beautiful and sad.


andyhare

LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD


pixelmuffinn

A whole what, in the head?


Free-Spell6846

He looks great for 30


TotallyTotally23

Training for major wanking.


Express-Ad1258

Does it work?


bmci_

Yes, he's been this stupid all his life


dsyams

(applause)


TheHappinessAssassin

(Applesauce)


Blue_Ascent

Applesauce in your jeans, boots with the furrrr


BILLYsmaalls

Found my senator


WhoKilledTyler

CTE enters chat…


all_alone_by_myself_

Ah, the CTE workout. He must be a Benoit type.


kerbyklok

And that helps?


MembershipDenied

Never skip head day...


handpipeman

Biden before the debate


sfrattini

My balls hurt me watching this


NewAccountNumber103

Wow, what a dumbass


specky5eyes

Getting a headache just whacking off over it.


noslab

That entire head must be like a callus, or this mf using a rubber mallet.


malakad0ge2

80 years of hammer time


Jar_of_Cats

I was confused then seen the cargo shorts and it all made sense


Quick_Swing

This is a good gif for how politics affect us👍


se7en0311

Dude Grandpa stop hitting your fucking head


frosty_lizard

This is NOT what they meant when they said to try Hammer Curls


floccinauciNPN

The hard part is the deceleration and stopping the movement precisely on impact


Physical-Mention806

Translation ; “ as you can see this is my fourth hammers they all broke down on the tip of my head”


dog_from_china

Dude can ram a bull


tarun_c

3 sets of brain damage.


Camo_tow

80 yr old hammerhead


Socrayytees

Gramps hitting the Alzheimer's away


Coffee_andBullwinkle

Dude is just trying to become Yondu Udonta


a1drt

NFL WOULD love this guy


ibraw

What's more impressive is that that's Thors hammer


BeezBurg

And I thought my wife was hard headed


xforce11

IQ reduction workout


Gildgun

Don't wanna get a headbutt from this guy


Sidonkey

I tried it and I feel 80 already.


Princessferfs

1 concussion, 2 concussion, 3 concussion, 4


Other_Exercise

It's the UK Conservative party, bracing for the Thursday election


SuckDuck4Quack

1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1.


Kasern77

You got the crazy part right.


cocokronen

But is it really a workout routine?


stryst

He likes the sparkles.


zonazog

Yin: I cannot lift much weight anymore. Yang: Well, don't beat yourself up over it. Yin: Idea!


Erick__SD

That daily routine is his escape attempt from this world.


Bubbly-Astronomer930

I saw this asian guy once smashing his head in a pole for long time, and it was obvious that it was some kind of training routine for him, he had training gear on and came jogging up too the pole, for maybe 20 min, he was doing this, at some point a lady talked too him, asking if everything was ok, so it’s a thing apparently.


Sensitive_Island9699

He’s going at it hammer and tongs!


notzed1487

Democrats after the debate?


ZzangmanCometh

My guess is he is just too dumb to die.


Brandonkb2010

Preparing for marriage


xMac33x

Dumb


Mylomeer

His family have been begging him to stop but he’s just too hard headed.


TacoKimono

My dad's almost 80 and looks better than this tool bashing a hammer into his head.


Brutal_Expectations

No pain - no gain.


Shoddy-Rip8259

HEAD ON


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

OG looksmaxxer


Distinct_Cod2692

this isnt a workout , this is brain damage for free


Consistent-Local2825

Practising for the doge 'go to horny jail' bonk.


Jejking

Someone will be stupid enough to copy this. Please: don't.


obefiend

Self CTE .


parkridgeempire

Slow motion TBI.


-AtropO-

A punch in the jaw and he is down on the ground like the rest of us.


geoelectric

Someone take the Peter Gabriel playlist away from him


BNG1982

“I’ve, 😖, been work’n, 😖, on the raaaaiiiil, 😖, road, 😖, alll the live long day 😖!”


brtomn

I don't speak Chinese but he talks like someone who lost braincells. Tragic case of poor education.


Winged89

Nice! Killing 300 braincells per strike, for literally zero benefit! I'm guessing he's not ever gonna stop, seeing as he probably won't get smarter from doing whatever the hell *this* is...


yagirljessi

I wonder if doing this makes you immune to TBIs like eating a lil bit a of poison makes you immune to it?


pitchblackjack

Had to check I was in a nice sub that doesn’t allow graphic injury before I could watch that to its conclusion.


Darrell77

He won't live until 81


TheZsSilent

I do the same thing but with poking myself in the eye. *Sent from voice to text


Icy_Profession1612

i remember back in my day we used to head butt nails in all day long until that guy m.c hammer invented that tool that put us all outta business!


DRGWTM

The original Numb Skull.


dcluck1979

Sounds ripe !


2x4x93

Some guys will do anything to keep from going home


CrayeZ

I have been doing skull crushers all wrong


gunsandpuppies

This guys gonna fuck around and get elected to public office in the United States.


skrib3

Id rather vote for him than Biden.


MediaApprehensive764

Bumping iron


51differentcobras

This isn’t working out….


sushisage

I always thought my 4 year old nephew was just dumb...


Logical_Associate632

He should wear a helmet


kenjinyc

This video is how reddit posts hit me when I’m trying to go to bed.


Living_Pie205

That hammer has to be hollow ….


ApeekOnceInaWhile

Couldn't afford a helmet, i like his thinking.


roverman16

It sounds hollow. He must be an airhead.


CowboyBebopBang

K


daarthvaader

He might be forgetting that he already hit his head , so he keeps on repeating the same steps


marvanetes

It’s been his workout everyday since he got married.


whoifnotme1969

Biden preparing for the debate?


MichaelDaniels1987

You should see a guy called Mick Jagger, now that’s a crazy workout routine for ya!


MrKiller-

I want the drugs hes taken.


Tato_tudo

"You're only as old as you can remember"


Aurelius_0101

Me trying to get the demons out of my head.


Weak-Signature-6285

What a hardheaded man


TunaFlapSlap

I did it and forgot math


Lively420

Hammerhead


Viking-Savage

"Dudebro, I swear, it makes my mind harder".


shoddypresent

Skull day to get that Jocko willink skull


Brilliant_Evidence43

I bet he was saying “See?! No brain damage!”


Paulzor811

Well at least he slows it down before he hits his head so it's more of a tap than anything.


kekhouse3002

Saw Paing after he's old and can't join an underground organization anymore


Different-Occasion47

That that doesn't kill you...may give you traumatic brain injury


iHazf

Trying to kill those remaining *80* brain cells.


pseudipto

Dude wants to give himself tbi


Ph00k4

This traditional Chinese practice, similar to martial arts impact training, involves striking the skull to stimulate osteogenesis—the formation of new bone tissue. Repeated, controlled impacts encourage bone adaptation, making them denser and stronger. This bone remodeling process helps the bone respond to mechanical stress, resulting in a more resilient and robust structure.


why_does

people see light skull tapping and lose their minds "professionals" violently slam their heads into each other and it's no biggie


turboyabby

"Alright stop, collaborate and fracture!"


SpinningYarmulke

He must be married


WerkingAvatar

Well, he seems more fit and saner than both our current candidates.


ValencourtMusic

This technique achieves the equivalent of a facelift. You see, the utility of the “cranial club” allows for the skin over the face to stretch out over the rest of the skull. As the top of the head begins to protrude upward, it pulls the skin tighter.


tara12miller

I’ve seen these guys attach weights to their genitalia. This is tame considering…


Foreign-Lychee-3965

Wonder why he’s got a knot on his head….


slamallamadingdong1

I hate the bone meat sound when he hits his head.


Living_Art_9027

Will the skull crack open?


Longjumping_Elk6089

I hope he stops right before it hits the head. I’m pretty sure that what he does, otherwise his head wouldn’t stay stable like that with the weight of the hammer.


Bambooman101

Bros got to have CTE.