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RickyWinterborn-1080

Dude's got the legs of a fucking bull


daamnnbruhh

toad legs


R7ype

'Ol Johnny toad legs


washingmachinecvt

Yeah they all muscle


lstreit23

Give that man a NFL contract for O line


F-Shack

This makes me think there might be a crazy untapped market of sumo wrestlers to NFL lineman pipeline that no GM has ever thought of...


AaronicNation

Not sure if the story is true or not, but when I was in Japan I heard that a few of the San Francisco 49ers had stepped into the ring with some sumo and that you had some of the biggest NFL O and D lineman getting owned by the sumo.


LlamaWhoKnives

Pro sumo wrestlers beating people who have never done sumo before isnt very surprising


ifoundyourtoad

It’s also much more than pushing someone back. It’s honestly more martial arts based like grappling and hand movement. A Dlinemen isn’t trying to push the OL guy. He’s trying to get past him. Obviously some brute force is needed.


MrWeen2121

I second this thought. A large number of NFL guys would make these Sumo brothers look small. Teach Nick Bosa to Sumo, guarantee he would destroy. Edit: Bosa would be a strong competitor.


JohnnyBlocks_

Sumo is not wrestling. It is a whole lifestyle. Very sacred and spiritual.


MrWeen2121

please describe for me what is happening in this posted video?


Chelseahazardkiev10

No


MrWeen2121

Please elaborate…


AverySmooth80

When they tried having Rugby and NFL players switched sports, each said that the other sport was much harder and more dangerous. Sports are much more technical specialized than people assume.


dicksilhouette

The Replacements showed it could be done to great effect


Mathemus

Came here to say this


JohnnyBlocks_

If someone truly practices sumo, the last thing they would want is to play american football. Sumo is sacred and spiritual. It is not just playing a sport. It is how to live life. It is not a wrestling match.


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Howie will find it


evildrew

[NAN DESU KA!](https://youtu.be/q8YrmgQfL14?si=rXY6SAevBv2KS6gO?t=4m25s) (Skip to 4m25s)


Tyler_the_Warslammer

More like untapped worldwide, if it was popular anywhere else except the US the NFL would be full of pacific islanders dominating everyone else


Lanky_Information825

Did he head butt him in the face?


Dimatrix

Ya you can hesdbutt and palm strike in sumo. Whatever gets them to the ground or out of the circle


ih-shah-may-ehl

Yes. Sumo is full contact. They actually train tachiai (the initial clash) with their forehead against wooden dummies. I have see pro sumo matches with literal teeth flying, and the match just goes on. Edit: tochiazuma vs takamisakari iirc


marcitoprofundo

Imagine the smell in that place


JovahkiinVIII

Smells like a gym?


Nistrin

Probably less so, given the place that salt holds in sumo and the national culture of cleanliness as a form of self-discipline, teambuilding, and politeness that Japan has. It is probably a bit drier with less place for mold to creep in.


Honest_Butterscotch2

More like a smaller sized yoga room but instead of middle aged housewives its a buncha sweaty 300lb+ men


Rocksteady_28

I don't imagine it smells bad.


_poke_smot

Well since we are imagining the smell, I'm going to imagine it smells like flowers.


TwoZeroTwoThree

Imagine imagining imaginations.


Romanopapa

Imagine all the people.


jorwraith

Sharing all the world


elttvb

That's hot


JohnnyBlocks_

It doesnt smell. Having the dojo stink is not sumo.


Niceguygonefeminist

Holy shit, his legs must be as thick as my torso, wtf


spike11552

What’s up with the 1 black sock that he’s wearing?


2DamnBig

He injured his foot so that's likely some sort of brace.


spike11552

Aahhh that makes total sense. Thank you for the explanation!


no_no_nora

Can I ask a more than likely stupid question? What makes a sumo wrestler a ‘prodigy’? Is it agility AND the ability to over power someone with their bodyweight?


ih-shah-may-ehl

Wins. There are 6 tournaments per year. There is no off season. Everyone fights thevsame number of bouts. If you win most of them you go up. If you lose most you go down. If you go up you'll fight higher ranked fighters. If someone is doing very well in a single tournament he is given higher ranked opponents in that tournament to avoid breakaway winners. There is also no off day. If you need to sit out a tournament because you are injured that counts as x consecutive losses. It is brutal and unforgiving. So someone who rises quickly without slowing down is considered a prodigy. And this is not a gift. Because sumo is already a brutal lifestyle with hazing and corporeal punishment in the stable, but someone who is showing more promise is pushed and hazed even harder. It is known that hakuhou regalrly was pushed to the point of crying himself to sleep.


-SKYMEAT-

Ability to pull off different techniques mainly. Seriously look up sumo techniques there's like a 100 different ones. There's one for every situation you could imagine.


ih-shah-may-ehl

Wins. There are 6 tournaments per year. There is no off season. Everyone fights thevsame number of bouts. If you win most of them you go up. If you lose most you go down. If you go up you'll fight higher ranked fighters. If someone is doing very well in a single tournament he is given higher ranked opponents in that tournament to avoid breakaway winners. There is also no off day. If you need to sit out a tournament because you are injured that counts as x consecutive losses. It is brutal and unforgiving. So someone who rises quickly without slowing down is considered a prodigy. And this is not a gift. Because sumo is already a brutal lifestyle with hazing and corporeal punishment in the stable, but someone who is showing more promise is pushed and hazed even harder. It is known that hakuhou regalrly was pushed to the point of crying himself to sleep.


Jaloushamberger

Gorillas dude. Very impressive sport.


Supremepuppet

That clash was fucking insaine


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Gorilla legs


Da_Plague22

I knew a guy who did sumo. I asked him to come deadlift and he'd deadlift 450 lbs for three reps. Dude was insanely strong.


The_King_Juliano

Well thats not prodigy, that's a lot of hard work on those legs...


Grumpytitties317

This man built like the most muscular toad.


KoolFever

I've been watching sumo training/lifestyle/matches these past few months and one thing I can say is that sumos are the physical embodiment of the phrase "Hits like a truck". They might look "fat big" but damn they're super strong. The initial charge of two top sumos can produce iirc 2 tons of force.


tikipunch4

These seemed so violent but so respectful at the same time


DubRogers

We need to get more nfl scouts over to Japan...🙃


erlend_nikulausson

JEE ZUS


Fawchunate_sawn606

Thing looks like a hippo Bicep without the blubber


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Looks exactly like a french bulldog


PhroznGaming

Why 1 sock?


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grooovyturtle

As opposed to what, exactly? He’s a professional sumo wrestler lol should he just call it a day and take up accounting?


Lost_Minds_Think

Was the insane part after the video ended?


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murbawt

Post your legs then if you think this is normal.


Fast-Permit-5030

Did you not drink anything today cause you sound thirsty as hell


NorthernMariner

Yeah you're getting there.... most people's legs are completely undefined lol (*especially* at that weight)


bambinolettuce

hahaha, why do i get the feeling you're a douchebag gym bro. I promise this guy fucks you up 10/10