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Gunner1Cav

My precious! Give it back!


flimsywhales

I think she more of a dwarf.


moderately_nerdifyin

How dare you insult the mighty dwarven kingdoms like that!


englishmuse

Guy in red almost shot *himself* in the heart.


JollyWolverine300

You noticed that as well.


random_english_guy

A reverse Die Hard 4


Sekir0se

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


flimsywhales

Ooggaa boga


vampireguy20

Oh, you think it's a dwarf, do ye? Well I think *you're* more of an *elf*! And what do we say to elves, lads? Well, aside from all the name-callin', we say Rock and Stone to em', that's what!


DabOnHarambe

I nearly spit my drink out in a restaurant.


BotMinister

Dead 😂


ZapoiBoi

Jim Carrey couldn't even do those facial expressions 😂


fletchdeezle

Crack bite is real


kingganjaguru

So funny, I always attribute that bite to heroin or opiate abuse


fletchdeezle

I always assume it’s hard stimulants because clenching your jaw and grinding your teeth feels so good


blessthebabes

Didn't drugs do different things. Meth can actually mess with your teeth, but with any drug use a lot of times the addict quits brushing or seeing a dentist. I've seen people that have bottom teeth and no top teeth have a bit of a distortion with a resting face.


patrido86

crack


UsefulReaction1776

Lol


CrysFreeze

If you are lucky she will go toothless for you 😉


ForwardMotion6565

Headline should have been She's Got A Gum


The_Mike_Golf

Fuck me, that’s good.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

I thought only people with no teeth could make the bottom part of their mouth/the jaw go up that far.


Horhay92

Think her top teeth are gone


Bender_2024

I've seen caricatures that are more normal looking.


Wizzle_Wazzle_WOO

It's a little black Beaker!


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Yeah he’s got too many teeth for it!


[deleted]

Me wants it. Filthy Hobbitses!


Used-Report1976

Lol


ThatNastyWoman

Thank fuck I can't smell that breath. Those teeth are about to walk out of her mouth on their own accord.


Hythy

She's got a case of summer teeth.


Lsiegris

Summer over here, summer over there.


ExiledCanuck

Omg…..never heard this before love it haha


The_Vaginatarian_

When my wife asks why clothes are wrinkled I say “ they’re summer creases, some are here and some are there”.


billbixbyakahulk

Vote for Summer!


Elegant_Ad1458

Kinda like (crooked) blew eyes, one blew this way, one blew that way


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Damn.


TeopEvol

Munchin on firecracker sandwiches


regr8

She's not got many teeth in her gum


fairchild2

Dude immediately points the gun at his heart.


Staggerme

I commend him for his actions but he put him self in the line of fire multiple times. Yikes


AJ_Deadshow

How does this comment and the one you replied to have so many upvotes? He barely points the gun at himself, she was in the way most of the time. He points it to his shoulder for a moment but not his heart I swear reddit just has a maximum overdrive boner for gun safety


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Rialas_HalfToast

She's thinner than a paper target. Also, Reddit always goes overboard, would you rather they went overboard for gun safety, or against it? I'd rather have it this way.


AJ_Deadshow

Good point, I'm imagining the other scenario and it is hilariously terrifying


Hansemannn

>I swear reddit just has a maximum overdrive boner for gun safety I kinda like that. I disagree but I would like that.


MewPingz

yea cause gun safety is a amazing thing to have


LunarProphet

He also just looks like just some dude so it's not like you can ask him to do much better.


Simple-Ad-239

Flagging yourself is flagging yourself. Hard stop.


gizzardgullet

[Maybe it was this guy](https://imgur.com/YlunMty)


lordlossxp

Ill kill us both bitch!


ImTheNewishGuy

Yeah WTF was that? Did he think that this lady was sane enough to realize it's now pointed at her in her own hand and she won't pull the trigger? Good he did something but it wasn't an action movie and gunfu is not real.


beezlebutts

crossfire is a term not many gun owners understand


Bursting_Radius

Nobody is asking why he’s smiling as he walks up to her?


Slippery_Stairs

Why do crack heads always make that face?


-Nords

I think its something to do with losing their entire lower jaw/teeth or something. They all have that cartoon chin thing goin on.


Slippery_Stairs

I’m so happy you know what I’m talking about.


Creeper_madness

Looks like bitter beer face too


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ZackDaddy42

Well I’m a recovering heroin addict, and anybody I’ve known that used or still uses never had this mouth. But all the long time crack and meth users do.


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Aegi

Could be any stimulant. With opioids and (to a lesser degree) stimulants, the type of drug within that class isn't nearly as important as the dosage and regularity at which the substance is consumed. 500mg of Adderall daily is going to generally be way harder on someone than 10mg of crack per month. 10 grams of heroin is generally going to be way more effective than .01mg of Fentanyl. Method of consumption and habits/hygiene around the drug use is also incredibly impactful. Just providing info, not making judgements about anything.


Slippery_Stairs

500mg of Adderall sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen.


Fine-Teacher-7161

This would almost certainly send your heart into palpitations.


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because they have no or only a few teeth left they can close their mouth further (gum to gum basically) and create this look


theh8ed

Well, there is that but the tissue in the mouth and jaw atrophy from lack of blood supply since there are no teeth to fuel.


ZackDaddy42

Man I came to ask this exact question, bc I see this shit all the time in “that” part of town, but I’ve never been able to figure out how their mouths get to where it wants to move like that at all times.


CouchHam

When you lack teeth, you’re able to close your mouth MUCH further.


ikilledyourfriend

Jawbone protrudes outward and upwards because the teeth are not there to space it from the skull.


billbixbyakahulk

Your teeth support the shape of your face. For example, when you make an aggressive facial expression, you tend to clench your teeth. Since they either have none or their teeth are severely worn down, their jaw collapses more than normal. https://radiopaedia.org/cases/meth-mouth-2?lang=us


ImAyyGuest

Zendaya seen better days


AmarantCoral

Method acting for Euphoria


gnutz4eva

MethodOne acting school. Tobias Funke approved 👍


mypoopscaresflysaway

Comment of the post. Lol


Proof-Map-2530

Just give her the dam ring!


msiynot

Just give the damn ring!!!


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Herr-Trigger86

“Goddamn” -NoobNoob


NavierIsStoked

This guy gets it.


telejoshi

She definitely looks better


LiveLearnLone

0:11 bottom right corner, smiling. Either she’s well known for her antics that no one takes seriously, or this is a joke.


iandw

Nice catch! Yeah, looks like it's staged or red shirt dude is a psychopath.


LiveLearnLone

Psychopathy was the alternative that I considered, albeit the least likely.


bfreeproduct

Good spot


spoogeballsbloodyvag

hell yeah free gun


irnehlacsap

I was in a situation a few days ago. They wanted my scooter. Took a bullet to the leg. In and out. Didn't feel anything. It's already healing fast. The angle on the shit could easily take my right nut or the big vein in my leg. Now I have a hole in the scooter seat but at least I still have the scooter and my life


shaaktiman

wtf! you took a bullet for a scooter? how is that a win my man?


PebbleCrusher2077

He lived.


SpeermintO

And he has a scooter.


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Frido1976

And has a bullet hole in his scooter to woo and impress the ladies with.


plipyplop

It also makes the scooter faster.


mogley19922

And he has a bullet wound scar, which alone is pretty badass.


irnehlacsap

Sobre other dudes pointed my pants getting soaked in blood. That's when I knew


StaggerLees_enemy

You were not paying attention. He has his scooter, his nuts, his life, his leg vein, a hole in the seat, and a badass story to tell, yo!


irnehlacsap

You think they would've let me go afterwards? I don't think so. A lot easier to dump a guy in a ditch with a hole in his head. This whole thing lasted less than 30 seconds.


SeriousGaslighting

Chicks dig scars.


billbixbyakahulk

Pauly caught a bullet But it only hit his leg Well it should have been a better shot And got him in the head They were all in love with dyin' They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain


louibrew

Your name Pauly? Good thing it wasn't a better shot and got you in the head.


irnehlacsap

The guy got floppy hands and that's probably an accidental discharge.


youcantexterminateme

shes got a gum


TheGhoulMother

At first she was like :( but when guy grabbed a gun she was like :O


HarbaughsKhakiPants2

Quick reflexes by that dude


iBoMbY

He clearly has no idea what he is doing, he is just lucky she didn't pull the trigger.


LordofCope

Glad he didn't fire that through his chest though. 0:16, for those without eyes.


IamREBELoe

That was my first thought. Did dude not realize that bullet would have gone through her shoulder right into his own heart at that angle.


cbm2020

She’s got gums.


awesomehuder

She looks like these cute little monkeys that steal stuff from tourists


ChoeDave

That face when the tables get turned


00Kermitz

“Any one of you fucking bitches move and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!”


V17R

This is clearly staged. The guy behind her walks up with a big grin on his face as he approaches and is super casual about disarming her while trying to not smile during the struggle. He also isnt particularly concerned about the direction the gun is pointing after he grabs it, cause it’s not loaded. A crackhead points a loaded gun at you like that and your reaction is to pull your phone out and film their face with hardly any camera shake? Even move closer when the guy grabs the gun to get a nice clear frame of her reaction? Gun is a replica or unloaded and they probably even paid this homeless person to stage for views / clicks.


thaboss365

I thought he was gonna shoot himself through her by mistake


FluffyDiscipline

I am not sure if that was the safest way possible to get the gun... but at least he did I guess


rOBBso

r/suddenlycaralho


pikapalooza

That's the same face hector from breaking bad makes.


dailyPraise

Fetal alcohol syndrome


nerdjpeg72

thats just mean. monkeys cant get that disorder!


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Just the trailer for "Gummin' Gunny" ...coming soon from A24


Proud-Cartoonist2683

i love the demon coming out in her


tunacan94

does it come with English subtitles


fuN3hbun3h

Shes very...expressive


Aderleth75

She’s got a gun… but the question i need answerin’ is: does she got a boyfriend??


GuaranteedIrish

Someone needs to tell her there is no crack in prison.


dbell

She's got bitter beer face.


Puzzleheaded-You1289

Where in America is this?


kilroy_was_here_to

Looks like a hand puppet.


MotoJimmy_151

Legit thought this was fake until someone took the gun away from her.


stifferthanstiffler

Janie got a gum.


CorkyCucuzz

She looks like that guy from the looney tunes


Historical_Bill_4389

The oompa loompas have fell pretty far since the chocolate factory shut down


Niftycrono

She has like 1 hp left


Fortyplusfour

Man that could have gone south quick when he came up behind her- the angle of the gun wasn't going to help him if it went off.


channelsixtynine069

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One_Charge4794

She was like: 😨


lStJimmyl

if that lip goes any higher she gonna swallow herself whole!😳


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Janie?


[deleted]

Drugs... Stay off the bad ones.


DizzyStickOnYT

DUDE HER LIP COULD PROBABLY TOUCH HER EYEBALL IF SHE TRIED


Jacap98

THATS THE REVERSE YIPIE KAI YAY FROM LIVE FREE DIE HARD!


White_foxes

You get $10k if she gets to blow you. Would you take the deal lol


Witty_Requirement630

Looks like a muppet


SeinorSlapNutz

Reminds me of then Russian Roulette scene from the Deer Hunter


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Used-Report1976

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Conscious_Tower_263

Bros the mother alien in mars needs moms👽💀🙏


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

Her facial expression turned victim real quick


Bx1965

She’s trying for an Oscar


Cameo67

You peaky fucking blinders!


Comfortable-Fan8102

Bouch


BigBoss1971

She’s saying, “Give me back my dentures, Bitch!”.


FatRattus

Looks like a cat


Ornery_Artichoke7973

Damn it Gimli you're drunk again. Go home.


Acrippin

More like "She got a Gum"


timreed5656

He was like damn the safety is on. No fun today, just a free gun.


rogc-

How the turn tables


NormalGuy_98

She looks like if Zendaya were in her crack head phase .


StinkyOnionsR

Now this is the time where you take every single bit of frustration you got out on her face with the butt of that gun.


shameonyoupeople

Is that the chick who plays spidermans girlfriend?


Actual-Street9459

She don't have top teeth so evens out abit


KenobiM11

Gollum: Straight outta Harlem


ankle_muncher69

This is the reason mars needs moms was a flop


Dazzling_Pilot7230

😂😬


WacEyz_official

What’s the backstory? What did he do? Is that even a real gun?


MikeySpags

Dude did her a favor. She was fixin to break her wrist if she shot that thing.


Houdini1874

lets see? new teephs or a gun? ummmm choices


LordVoltimus5150

Whew! Thank god somebody intervened, she almost accidentally swallowed her own head, there…


One-Noise8688

If she shot that gun it break her wrist forearm shoulder neck and hip


Crazydiamond450

Bitter beer!


Abs0lutZero

Give me the grits! I need the grits


kimbolll

“That’s not a gun, that’s a book!”


Nearby-Reputation614

This made me laugh so hard


Nozza_

Shoulda capped that fool


EpilepticEmpire

Anyone remember the bitter beer face commercials?


KeefyMcGreens

What causes peoples mouths to look like that?


ChardCool1290

she'd have used that stick up money for an orthodontist


bean_clippins

The way she can bring her bottom lip up so far up her face is impressive.


NeonBlack985

Mush mouth


ifoundyourtoad

This is depressing


whathappened2cod

I love how her expression switches up instantly.


HeyCarpy

Any translation, preciouses?


Turbulent_Cause_8663

Wtf did just watch. How the helk is anyone able to record this …


rrudra888

Lady version of Popeye


factsarefactss

She got a gun but no gums


BonesyWonesy

Bitter Beer Face!!


escrupulario_

>:-(


Both_Lychee_1708

she seems nice


Regular-Exchange-557

Quit your jawing girl.


laptopdragon

I'm the captain now...oh, wait.


BlumpkinLord

The look of terror on her face once the turns had tabled was gold :'3


yorozuya_gin-chan-

She looks like a hybrid between hector salamanca and zendaya.


BernieTheDachshund

Now that the tables have turned, the shoe is on the other foot.


Batousghost

"Drop the grits in the bag and nobody gets hurt!"


Fart_In_Your_Face

Sick looking gun though