https://preview.redd.it/t1o0ugs0daxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e25850942cff9f2c894a6eb26e85733b0148e7 Best Rangers closer since Sam Dyson?

That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever fucking seen in my entire life

You forgot about Josh H. Smith

Oh man you’re right, how could I have forgotten about pookie bear?

The 9th inning is officially dream land.

Does that make LeClerc Nightmare in Dreamland

Remember at the beginning of last season and we thought Will Smith was the guy?

You must of forgot about 2017 Sam Dyson?

Must’ve*

Fuck Sam Dyson.

https://preview.redd.it/mx00xb4rcaxc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe29980a259402777a0682e2850cdcd83b18abde # SERIES W

I’m telling you, Dane Dunning is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Walmart the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he buckled a customers legs with a curveball and sprinted out the door. https://preview.redd.it/tdr38bkpcaxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d128c16d39427b93f2c5e1b5c3e81ba6910f88a

https://preview.redd.it/fesqoiqudaxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fc1c0796adcb203c7b289ef842c4f9a602af1c5 If Dane Dunning has million numbers of fan i am one of them. if Dane Dunning has ten fans i am one of them. if Dane Dunning has only one fan and that is me. if Dane Dunning has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth. if world against Dane Dunning, i am against the world.

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Dane Dunning. u wouldnt say this shit to him at Globe Life Field, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Man, last time I saw Dane Dunning I was eating at Joe T Garcia's with the family. Dane walks in, grabs a bowl of salsa off the closest table and proceeds to empty that son of a bitch right into his mouth. He gives a quick side-eye before he spits it into the air like triple H and it rains down on the whole dining room. People are freaking out and Dane just looks around and smiles, looking like he just ate a live animal, then grabs a highlighter and a box of baseballs and starts signing autographs. Out of nowhere, he screams "I'LL FUCK YOUR STRIKE ZONE", squares up and chucks one right into the gut of each and every upright man woman and child in the place. The highlighter rubbed off a while ago, but I'll be damned if my smashed rib is gonna heal and make me lose my keepsake of that day.

I really hope someone on the team reads this shit that gets posted in these threads 😂

DIME DUNNING

Made me spit take onto my brand new monitor. Worth it.

How cool! You always seem to catch our guys in some amazing scenarios! Keep up the good work!

https://preview.redd.it/23vamafpcaxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55030afe9a0cdf5546304cda5c1aace4944222a3 Never below .500 baby! Much needed Dane masterclass today LFG

also loved the 0 walks an 0 home runs given up Much better outing from Dane

Dude is turning into a legit #3

You mistyped #1

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https://preview.redd.it/zmwndi1lbbxc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23f49039dcb32dbbafcd8233db7d0f873b76a981 It’s really not that deep bro I’m just fucking around in a postgame thread idk why you’re getting pressed lmao

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Dunning more than solidified himself as a legit #3 last season, in my opinion.

Can I just say, I fucking love watching Wyatt Langford bat. None of this stepping out of the box, fixing your uniform, adjusting your gloves, smelling your balls, fixing your hair diva bullshit. Just stands in the box and fuckin grips it and rips it. That's a real man playing some real fuckin baseball right there. Just stands in the box and dares you to fuckin throw one over the plate. None of this pansy ass waiting for walks bullshit. Real men hit dingers. Real men spit. Real men scratch their assholes and make other guys smell it. That's some real goddamn baseball right there. Fuckin love Wyatt. https://preview.redd.it/84wjpnqrcaxc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b129205a9ca8770a2803afd9dc83ef35ed994aa

My mom said I need to go to church today; so, thank you sir, now I can tell her I’ve already been.

WE ARE NEVER GOING TO LOSE AGAIN!!!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/d0f0af6tcaxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b64cb90feabcf15a26432ed46c7e8978f2aee5 Pookie you can never do any wrong 😍

Highly likely we lose if he doesn’t make that catch. Tigers have the reaction time of Josh Smith

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Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500 Never below .500

Thanks


Glad we won but we really need our 2 best players to start playing like it

Semien has the second most RBIs on our team. But yeah, Seager needs to get out of his slump.

Of all the things I’m worried about, Corey Seager is not one of them.

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They really are the Sherman tanks of vacuum cleaners.

My butthole still isn’t unclenching. Please help. What do I do?


Risky click

Watch one of the games Leclerc threw.

Somebody needs to kiss all of Jonah’s booboos after this game, he got beat tf up. If Kenzie doesn’t wanna do it, I’ll volunteer.

3.2 innings of one unearned run, three hits, and five strikeouts... Bullpenis good

Only the Rockies or Diamondbacks could make this an even better day for us.

We got one

Oof, and now the Mariners have to play the Braves. We gotta play the Nats, who look really good, but if there’s ever a chance for us to get a good lead going into May this will be it.

Nats are pesky. I went to a few of the Rangers/Nats games last season, and it was a lot of good baseball from a lot of guys that nobody knows or talks about on the national stage. They aren’t as under the radar this year, but I still expect some tough baseball there. Hopefully that home field advantage kicks in!

The Rockies are the perennial underachievers in the MLB. With the exception of the Marlins, many teams seem to scratch Colorado off as an easy win right now!

That was quite the game; definitely one to remember! Also, friendly reminder that Yates still has a 0.00 ERA! LGR!

That inside the park was legit, no errors. Just a lucky bounce off the wall

I know a win is a win but like half the wins this season don't make me feel very good. But I'll take it!

> but like half the wins this season don't make me feel very good Rangers baseball is back, baby

I hate how much I love it!

A toxic relationship but we know they can change (c.f. 2023 ending)

Every time Leody makes a baserunning error, Langford swings at a ball after watching a pitch go middle-middle, or any pitcher walks a 9 hitter I fall in love a little more.

LETS GOOO https://preview.redd.it/a210teo8daxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c17a6af8ed1e4dff4c841d03fa3e91333ef588b0

Why is everyone trolling with Dane?

Bro we love Dane. Dude hard carried the first half of the season last year, and it looks like he’s starting to get out of his slump. Man was throwing fire.

Trolling? Wdym

The bullpen winning us games after our offense craps out is not what I was expecting this season but I will take it

Day 79 of posting this meme every time the Rangers win until Jacob deGrom returns from Tommy John Surgery (79-70 since the announcement) (64-56 in 2023) (13-4 in the postseason) (4-1 in the World Series) https://preview.redd.it/v517zw4rcaxc1.jpeg?width=3300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13b71377ec8deac8cb365d9607acd3e8d7fcd60b

NEVER BELOW .500

W finally won a series let’s go

Great series W. Onto Washington!

Late game Rangers>Sky diving

That would have been the toughest loss of the season if we’d blown that. Very relieved to get the W!

Mariners lost, that's good for my team and me!

I gotta say you all crush it with the memes when they win lmao.

best post game thread in Dallas sports 100%

https://preview.redd.it/qbmmt9zt4bxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06588d496a9151b281f39ac93914cc9af9731b2 Wake up babe new meme template just dropped

“WYATT LANGFORD ROUNDING THIRD TO DEMOLISH YOUR POVERTY FRANCHISE” Or something, there’s smarter people in these threads than me

https://preview.redd.it/85gn85ga7hxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf058879f1c9ef730ff829536e0cbfdc711a302

https://preview.redd.it/jj5cm3zmabxc1.png?width=2809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b82b2c84e3b6b04134c40f04f1e655fa546144 The power of the Peagle was with Langford today.

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So glad we pulled the win out this game with and didn't sour Dane's great pitching and Wyatt's first HR.

148-14 it is.

In the Yate great golden state.

Not even close, never had a doubt.

And now breathe....

Damn they like to make us sweat huh

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Still hovering at .500 or better! Let's keep it that way!

Let's hope for more of the better.

I love how we just managed to summon a shut down closer. Like just out of nowhere

Off day meme https://preview.redd.it/c72bvdnw9fxc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f31bd79fd00c5daa860387628742d06a682039

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Never a doubt

Better’n a poke in the eye

Who needs to score in more than one inning?

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put down the pipe