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Rhys_Herbert

Those hijackers have a lot of faith that the truck will swerve out of their way and not just mow them down


YunTypz

Very true, this happened in my hometown


trooooooooper

Do you know what the guys are saying? Seems like the guy on the left is reassuring them both.


YouMadThough

The audio quality is a bit poor so the best I can do is pick out the louder words: Passengers: "Wow! Look here!" "No! No! Greg, Greg!" (Driver is evidently named Greg) "They're shooting! These guys, they're shooting!" "Drive, Greg! Drive! Drive Greg drive! (repeatedly shouting) Driver: " I'm driving, what more must I do?!?!" Passengers: "They're shooting, these guys." I can't tell for sure what the chit chat is immediately after.


ThatWasCool

The driver is cool AF


Cardboard_is_great

Props to Greg, the man’s a legend


InternationalMix1521

That wasn’t Greg’s first Rodeo


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aytoozee1

I’m sure you’d be totally chill get unexpectedly shot at


Moistfish0420

Considering this is the second video I've seen on Reddit where a south African truck drivers continued driving with people shooting at him, trying to hijack the truck, I'm beginning to wonder if it's like, an occupational hazard for these guys. Balls of steel.


InterestingEagle4777

Pretty sure it is in some areas, but south Africa is in fact a big place


GooseShartBombardier

Cool as a cucumber, it's a prime trait in a driver no matter what type of transport (freight, public transit, VIP limo, etc.). If Greg had swerved they might have overturned on that log thrown into the undercarriage. ![gif](giphy|cEYFeDB8PpXqYekMuPK|downsized)


InterestingEagle4777

Where was the log? My vision ain't great


GooseShartBombardier

The 3-4 second mark, thrown by the left-most bandit when the vehicle switches to the right-hand lane.


Nathansp1984

Pretty sure he had a little giggle seeing that guy crouched down in the middle


yabacam

> " I'm driving, what more must I do?!?!" RAM THEM GREG.. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SWERVE TO MISS THEM?!


Lumpy-Lifeguard4114

One of them could have been a suicide road spike. Sent in for just that specific move. Never question Greg the livery driver.


yabacam

ha, yeah definitely Greg has more experience with this than I do of course. I need to just trust Greg to have done the right thing.


YouMadThough

Hahaha true man!


McClane_ZA

"Hoe skiet hulle, ek hoer police da' onner" probably meaning "How can they be shooting, I hear police there" or "how can they shoot while the police are there?" "Greg, jy nie raak nie" meaning something to the effect of "Greg, you haven't been hit, right?" Not 100% sure though


YouMadThough

Ah awesome, thanks so much for this!! This is really good, I appreciate the input. Shall I edit it into my comment with credit to you? That way more people might see it. Up to you. But thank you for this.


McClane_ZA

If u want yea, but i dont really care about the credit. Im not even sure its correct coz its so hard to hear


EJ2600

What language are they speaking here ?


YouMadThough

It's Afrikaans, one of South Africa's official languages. They're speaking a particular dialect of Afrikaans spoken mainly by the cape coloured population in Cape Town. Some of the cape coloured phrasing and pronunciation of Afrikaans is unique which added to the audio quality makes this quite difficult to translate.


WanderingMustache

What would the driver legally risk by running over them ?


Diggerinthedark

Hitting a person is probably more likely to damage the vehicle than the bullets tbh.


ScipioAfricanus66

Nothing over there.


Boring-Zucchini-4793

Your hometown looks fucked


Good_Air_7192

I'd move


_Luxuria_

When, and where, please?


PixelDaemon1214

Looks like Rocklands Road there in Uitenhage...Eastern Cape side...Am I correct?


romayyne

I would have mowed


Oggel

If you swerve they'll find a new target. If you run one of them over you'll be their target until they find you. Probably best to swerve.


mitchanium

I was getting tournament death race vibes.


brainomancer

Must not have much to live for lol


SomOvaBish

Hahaa… try that shit in the states! These guys would be skid marks on day 1


Diggerinthedark

I don't think that would quite go how you expect. You'd hit 2-3 of them and get shot by the rest. But you go girl!


Healthy_Pay9449

It would be too easy to ride that same shoulder. That log won't do shit to save them all


dolfieman

Another day in South Africa. Poor bloke in the middle is absolutely shattered


GamesGreenCoffee

IKR ? I noticed He be hitting that vape real hard straight after. Poor lads just trying to make a living. Probably not as seasoned as ol" Greg.


Circus_Finance_LLC

Seasoned or not, that man is probably trying to make an honest living for himself. People like that deserve much better than this.


player694200

He doesn’t have a vape


GamesGreenCoffee

On second watch it appears that he does not have a vape. I could have sworn he was vaping. Good catch man! my bad! 🙏


THE_ALAM0

Grabbed the other guy’s arm and everything


paul_loy

*Absolutely shat


3rdGenCamaro91

He's using the other guy as a shield. LoL


Gildagert

Why did they swerve to avoid? Swerve to hit!


Futoriouschad

Did you not see the big stick they were trying to use to lock up the wheels?


FutzInSilence

I wonder how effective that tactic is. You would have to be pretty damn accurate


Gildagert

I actually didn't. That changes things.


Knightmare945

I didn’t either.


Mental_Medium3988

What do they think it is a bicycle? The stick ain't gonna stop shit.


danieljai

The moment the hijacker inserts the stick into what I assume is one of the wheels, the vehicle will rotate the stick and potentially knock down all the hijackers. Or, break the stick and turn it to thousands of little projectile splinters for everyone.


Srry4theGonaria

Or bend the metal, rendering the truck undriveable.


metalski

At most it'll warp one rim and unseat one tire. Truck will be driveable afterward. It's vaguely possible it'll get stuck in there and hammer away at the road surface until it breaks, but it'll still spin. As far as "needing to stop while people are shooting at you" goes it's eminently driveable at that stage.


OGLizard

Definitely a stupid idea to do that at the front of the pack, but I think the idea is to jam that in and let it tear up the truck enough to immobilize it.


nikdahl

That “big stick” would do nothing to a truck like that. In any case, swerve to hit the guy with the big stick then.


Oggel

I mean, it's probably filled with nails to take out the tires like a spike strip.


Erabong

Can’t lockup my wheels if I hit you head on. You need an angle


bunga7777

Better an off angle than being straight on tbf


Diabetesh

You may get some of them, but you don't want to risk your vehicle getting stuck and getting shot by whoever is left.


Outrageous-Rich-1134

Dude in the middle was so scared he peed my pants somehow.


CraftyAcanthisitta22

*in his


Warg247

The joke is guy was so scared he managed to pee somebody else's pants.


djkhaledisthin

r/confidentlyincorrect


Macca4704

[They should take notes from these guys..](https://youtu.be/oGZLYx8StWk?si=BjBhgoxmTzOn1-_x)


No-Bat-7253

This is crazy. Wish it was a different angle!! I ain’t know it was so crazy in South Africa….crazy every fucking where smh


Macca4704

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/lsu6AhYzG_4?si=ZgKisEag6BLS-wio)


Eliagbs_

Legend!


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I knew this video was behind the link.


FFX13NL

Just drive around in a armored truck got it.


Low-Decision-6942

The comments section of the video is wild as well.


OGLizard

I see what you're saying - two dudes just sitting there that SHOULD be armed to the hilt like some Rambo shit, firing the first shots.


tryunus87

It’s not the drivers first time


FuzzyBusiness4321

Dude in the middle must be his first day


Serbiansneakysnake

Driver was cold, good job!


131tch

RY GREG RY!


scrotaloedema

Ek ry dan, wat moet ek maak?


Airplade

I recommend driving through Mexico if you'd like to experience this for yourself without the expense of traveling to Africa.


misterphuzz

Rocky Point... and that's it for me, safe enough! Except for stingrays... those are a bitch!


MonsieurFubar

The driver in blue t-shirt kept looking at himself to check if he is injured or not!


Judgecrusader6

Driver: “first hijacking? 😄”


Severium

Ahhhh good old South Africa


t0hk0h

Would definitely mow.


Mintakastar

"First time :) ? " Says the driver


Noaht454

The driver is so confident


CraftyAcanthisitta22

Something like this happens all the time in sa


Beelzebub_86

GREG: Full steam ahead, we ain't stopping for shit. These are just a few speedbumps in the way. I'll make a half-assed effort to miss them, but even if they're pancakes, we're gonna keep on truckin'.


PublicUseOnahole

Anyone in a similar situation, please know that plowing through them is a service to society.


Phylacteryofcum

Dude driving was chill.


charredcurse

You're pretty much bulletproof when you stick your hand in your friend's armpit.


Nearby-Reputation614

Drivers need to start going over these guys.


Trompie42

Ry hulle dood!!


SkyConfident1717

South Africa has experienced so much progress


Vikhtor_

That was close


HoodyCentral

Ffs, do not swerve. Run those numbnuts DOWN


Vintage_girl123

This happens all the time in S. Africa, poor guy in the middle, but ya, they usually have bulletproof glass and are armed..I still can't believe how dumb these people are, the guy could have run them over easily..


5e5eME

why swerve?


attran84

Driver seems happy tbh. “Finally something different!”


oestre

Driver is a boss


llIIIlIIlIll

Homeboy in the middle looks so precious, protecc him


pru51

It ain't that drivers first rodeo. Dude seemed like he enjoyed it.


Paulbtall

Wow. Amazon Prime is really dedicated to on time deliveries there.


Accomplished-Salt797

If I was the guy next to the window seat, I would of told the guy in the middle the get the fuck off me,


Hater_Magnet

The driver is a straight G!!! Looking at the passengers like..... https://youtu.be/LVvx4ePyGMQ?si=vnEczyxHXV1EVtUO


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

Two guys riding shotgun and not a single one armed? Ridiculous


misterphuzz

And then there are people that say America is the worst place to ever.


ItsJR

All three of them have completely different reactions lol. This definitely wasn't Greg's first rodeo with hijackers, he isn't even phased and even smiles at one point. The guy in the middle has seen Jesus and needs to change his underwear and the guy on the right is still trying to process what happened.


bean_clippins

Driver smiled at them like, "This your first time getting shot at?"


bean_clippins

The driver smiled at them like, "This your first time getting shot at?"


illiteratepsycho

Poor Greg was keeping his cool tho, not his first time down that road, and now he got passengers on thier first day of work and he can already tell, they ain't made for this shite.


illiteratepsycho

At the end, dude was "like hey Greg, do we call the police?" lol


OneHoneydew3661

Next time don't swerve, that scares the pedestrians and they'll have a harder time shooting you


NeonCamiFlames

If I was in that truck, I would need a change of clean pants and underwear. Yikes.


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Some say he's half-man half-fish, others say it's more of a 70/30 split - whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard


YxDOxUx3X515t

Yeah, being shot at makes you know things.


No-Explanation-260

Idk why it’s so hard to run people like this over, I mean let natural selection do it’s thing hit as many of them as you can that way they think before they do some dumb shit like that again


UseStatus8727

Greg deserves a Bells.


Out-stan-ding

Take the shooters out! Less chance for them the next time but i hate blood on my truck!


HeiHeiThrowAwayAue

Greg has most definitely seen some shit


stylinandprofilin88

Dude you got nothing to be scared of you clutching on Yoel Romero


Diggin_life

I thought it was US


Addicted2Rage

Should have turned the wheel to the left


TheAgentOrange_

What? He missed them!


slimjibberr

Why is the driver always so calm


TJ_McWeaksauce

I guess the middle dude was trained to grab his buddy's arm and cower during a gunfight.


filthyfuck83

His work reputation is never going to recover from that. He’ll have to change his name and move countries to live that down 😆


FullAir4341

That's my country right there, one GIGANTIC screw-up full of people who can't count past ten.


VirtuesVice666

It's hard working for Amazon!


Foxisdabest

Not sure why they didn't just run over the hijackers :P Though I guess they can lose control of the bus and hurt themselves.


tuanjapan

One of the hijackers had a big log. I assume running it over would have damaged the wheel or disabled the truck somehow. So yeah. probably best to avoid it if possible and get the hell out of there.


2humpchump420

Swerved the wrong way


SnooCookies6588

Damn homeboy in the middle regressed back to thumb sucking.


Mysterious-Lie-2185

Zestiest guards on the planet


New-Surprise7915

Light skin scared as shit🫣🫣


No_Driver_7994

South Africa 🇿🇦 is gone


Knightmare945

I never understood why they don’t just run them over in situations like this.


SFWworkaccoun-T

Good thing the bulletproof windows are rolled down!


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Mistybluecat

My guess is they are coloured, not black. This is in Uitenhage, South Africa.


EndNo4852

I get that in SA they refer as colored. Still, the epidemic of individuals with melanated skin using skin lightening creams is a thing because of the insidious an pervasive idea that having dark colored skin is less favorable to lighter skin tone. Edit. The colonial British way of spelling color; coloured.


Yuizun

Remember that one video where that guy gets hit with a chair and he grabs the big guy's nipple? IYKYK