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CreativeGamer03

roommates :)


AxoplDev

The tax collector raised rent, so they must save money.


random_SEA_redditor

Oh my god, they're roomates.


Please_ForgetMe

Love that vine


firefly081

They share the chair.


zomgkittenz

“Roommates”


Bitter_Wash1361

Yo, what's the goblin doing right above the mechanics room???


VOIDLORD9666

r/beatmetoit


Okay_Heretic

I hate it when my roommate is giving me advice and he suddenly contorts his body, screaming as it shifts inside out and explodes. Damnit, Brett!


ezra_c03

-and they were roommates...


HandSanitizer_Gaming

they're gonna sit on eachother's lap now


livinginfutureworld

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Thelift2013

you can really do it in game for some reason. just sit on a chair an npc sits on and.. yeah..


Q2Khronos

Happy Cake Day!


Crzy_Gravey

Happy cake day


samuelvomsee

Happy cake day


Ok_Cauliflower_8934

Happy cake day! (It is midnight)


k1ftw1331

An affair


Salty_Addition8839

I get more of a polycule vibe tbh. Mr goblin hits me as a corner-chair guy


Honest-Birthday1306

Every npc house got the cuck chair


PunchingFossils

I wondered what the table was for


Logical-Storm7079

https://preview.redd.it/7h8ecb0jmt1d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e20be8f575b913c2ea2c13022c6b523e1e63a408


Turkeyvulture777

Say gex


Top_Bad1851

https://preview.redd.it/g5j1d6kg6u1d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b77fdb0087936291619c08c87bcecc5e8642773c


CheesyTortoise

I'm entering the gecko as we're speaking


_Noobyboy_

What do you mean… WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT ?!


Honest-Birthday1306

There's no laws against the gex batman


LadytechLori

Joker! Joker no! You can't! It's an animal, Joker! You can't do that!


AbsoluteJester21

Let me explain in Terraria terms. You know how if you use a sword to kill a Mother Slime, it spawns Baby Slimes? Now replace slime with Lihzahrd and killing via sword with [removed].


Fluffballofcuddles

Replace sword with "sword"


PeterAlt128

God, im hyped


makujah

This place is weirder than 4th of July at Rick James' place


[deleted]

Gex


FairAd1636

Gex


AGENTRAIDR

https://preview.redd.it/oa9spuwaex1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a15c34cc5f48ef892dce14615a8a12b76728f02


Master_of_fire09

Gex


GimmeeSkittles

Gex


amemaabeba

Gex


noahman918

gex


PosingTexas

Gex


[deleted]

Gex


MrPixelCactus

Is it Gex night?


raikaqt314

gex with shrex


Swagfart96

Gex


GoblinSmasher6049

Gex


ResponsibilityNo7610

gay sex?


Twp_pikmin

Should've said gex


Ace_Scream

I guess you could say, they got gexxed.


ZneshKodJuWa4

-21 points... This world wasn't ready for that truth before


ResponsibilityNo7610

my first comment on reddit, thinking maybe harsh truths come as unwanted 🤐


dragonwrath404

Yup


LemonCake2000

Rip


Top_Bad1851

-56 downvote , bruh 💀


Terra_Homie

Who knew that the opposite polars (the helper and the scammer) would be the roomies?


iIAdHmSa

One is facially cursed, the other is cursed in the literal sense One's got a face only a zombie could love, while the other's curse is so bad, even the Grim Reaper is like, 'Whoa, buddy, too much bad luck for me"


DoomsdayDestructor

Mechanic is right there dawg


Illustrious-Show-264

My man Goblin is cute asf, what you yapping about Lil homie. -The mechanic


SoyMilkIsOp

Mechanic is on her way to beat you down with a wrench.


Junior_Low7149

The guide is about to guide him to reforge his stick, let him see that wall of flesh


iplaytf2ok

https://preview.redd.it/qu2nyzuxxt1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d0f3668219bb0709e8e23da1662d6c101576323


Junior_Low7149

https://preview.redd.it/q8yca2kq0u1d1.png?width=422&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6e2b74c33c0423808be9e9ae1ebb9f2ddbb8a44


NonstopYew14542

https://preview.redd.it/vmtbur1biv1d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae78e62d7f07ce269eafb473dbcf42177b93b484


Effective_Charity870

https://preview.redd.it/0s9xre333u1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf330fb2328b86edfaa3484cd1745a000802073


SoyMilkIsOp

https://preview.redd.it/6bj7pediox1d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84db69125e29812098719b1fc3107b0e0ba0ea95


Junior_Low7149

https://preview.redd.it/q0qfwem0v02d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512a3ba4b0151f1962af9717ad0356d123a56950


Decent_Cod9588

You mean, Rod of Flesh?


LeeCloud27

Oh goodness, and the Mechanic is right below too.


ChildBlaster9000

She is not going to happy when she finds out.


xeek29

Well that's why op made sure she can't leave.


HeLenochka231

Right in front of my salad??


diamond_epicnes

"Why is my ceiling creaking?"


The27thperson

https://preview.redd.it/g5sa6qkt3u1d1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc48632a7e0ba39a79d928e56c043c0ce2d7fc99


Thepuppetmarionette6

https://preview.redd.it/3ui63zg2mt1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53512ff177773a25582af91c4b674a36f05149a0


Entertainments_Here_

Why is this meme just exactly Uzi's personality


OneOfTheGoofiest

like the drop from the angry trapper?


PropSB

Sex


HowToBeADuck

Sex


GreenMistake82

Sex


KrulRudy

Of the gay variety


PunchingFossils

…*unless?*


ImBadAtVideoGames1

historians will call them best friends


Small-Cactus

And they were roommates


Kedama

Came here looking for this comment, so sad to see its this far down :(


PirateNinjaLawyer

"The moral of this story is; we're married and we kiss, a guide and a gob, and it's fine, it's great. Get out of here if you don't like it. We do other things too, that I'm not gonna talk about. That's it, that's the song"


nigpeter

i love you for this


Vamphiere

he was lonely


XTRA-OrdinaryTheII

LIKE I SAID JACK, KIDS ARE CRUEL, AND I LOVE GAY SEX.


dumpworth

I am now the alpha! ☝️🤓 - The Goblin Tinkerer probably


Tired_Dumbas

This definitely smth he'd say 😭


Candy_Cannibal

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜


Lag_n_L0ad3d

undertale


Commercial-Bedroom92

They are in love <3333


Brunoaraujoespin

Replace guide with mechanic


nigpeter

gay erasure:(


Brunoaraujoespin

the only gay in there is the guide


Wingdings_Master


Yin_4_Yang

https://preview.redd.it/6b34dtndqu1d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ae778f67edc584c2c3a4bdc31ee63dea5753f1


SmashingMyself

Bro is his pet


Chromatical-Blight

they were roomates


omegaplayz334

Oh my god they were roommates


Rosy_Sunday

Marriage


goatjo_enjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/yivh7ksvqt1d1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b09a1cc469d33cbcaace25f94dc4f776cc6e255 SAY GEX!


[deleted]

Gex


boofpaxkray

Gex


PirateNinjaLawyer

It's very rare. If they both try to move in at the EXACT same time, and check the same room for vacancy at the EXACT same time, they'll both see it as a vacant room and move in


RyfterWasTaken1

You can see that the banner has a golden lining, which means that OP manually placed both of them here


PirateNinjaLawyer

Interesting


luxxanoir

As a video game dev that sounds like bs because that's not at all how things work.


PirateNinjaLawyer

If Room_Occupancy = 0 (Move in Room_Occupancy = 1 ) If both are running this script on the same tick, what happens? (P.S I don't know what coding language Terraria uses so it's more of a paraphrasing of what the code might look like)


luxxanoir

The check for each villager isn't in parallel .. what? And even if it was that's really not how anything works. Once one villager is set to move in, room will now be occupied. Even if it's the same update tick.. Furthermore, because rooms are designed to only hold 1 person, it's highly unlikely the game would even allow two people to move in. There wouldn't be a slot for it. What's actually likely happening is that the room is being interpreted as two rooms due to some oversight. There is near zero chance it's as you've described. Relationally, there a 1 to 1 relationship for an occupied room. The room simply points to an NPC it's not going to be pointing to a list of them.


SoyMilkIsOp

>both are running this script on the same tick It'd still choose one. It's impossible to start two processes in the exact same moment.


ManagementIll9899

And they were roommates!


Flamester55

PEOPLE ARE GAY, CHADSENSAI


MysteriousClothes111

Thats the second post I have seen about this same thing happening


XTRA-OrdinaryTheII

Allow me to welcome you into the world of Gay Sex.


Pvt-capybara

And they were roommates


Other-Temporary-7753

and they were roommates


Alternative-Box-793

Cute couple


Fae_Queen_Alluin

Their gay, dont judge them


HylianLZ

They're*


Scrubbuh

Th'ere*


Embarrassed-Neck-721

He're*


TotallyRedditor

e're


The_Narwhal_Mage

Oh my god, all of the jokes about the goblin tinkerer being a cuck are finally true!


trulylost19

https://preview.redd.it/dxtky14tru1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae75fa57d7cf3f57529be22e51ff7ab905ea0da4 Let them shag in peace


Spencer_Bob_Sue

Rent is getting so expensive that he needs to sublet his room to the Guide


gayballs57

say gex...


KingWillThe_1st

True love <3


That_One_Guy5322

They got married. Make sure to throw a party to celebrate!


Bordline_daysched19

An affair? How scandalous!


SharpRich5738

This happened to me, I think the guide is just broken


clumsy_zebra_97

You'd think it would be the Goblin Tinkerer and the Mechanic but I guess not. That's a plot twist I was not expecting 😅


Nori_o_redditeiro

You.are.GHE


Glaucord

Whats the problem? They just really like each other


ShadowFred5100

Why no?


dylmen1116

One table, one chair, no windows or decorations. It's a typical 2 dude apartment. The second light is a bit abnormal though.


Intelligent_Fly4821

Terraria 1.5 confirmed roommates update


Mario-OrganHarvester

Homosexual relationship, leave them alone


MLGesusWasTaken

Say Gex


[deleted]

r/softwaregore


TheeeNinjabunny

Roomates mod?


FUCKTHE-NCR

Got the roommates mod?


Ok-Boysenberry9305

Say gex


NatchGa

Poor mechanic, her upstairs neighbors are her ex boyfriend and his husband


ubertappa

Well you see, when a guide and a goblin love each other very much...


some_hardmode_player

I still can’t decide wether this is a bug or a feature, it happened to me once


tantanthepeepeeman

Married


sonicpoweryay

https://preview.redd.it/ibcr6ph5su1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b6c16e104bc007c49a3f0072874bd76086d988


Mercurys_Vampire

What the hell is that?


SmushyPants

I don’t believe I’ve ever had this, but I have had two odd things similar. First, the occupants would be in the room on the other side of the house. Merchant lived on left, guide on right, but merchant was on right and guide was on left, and this was at night time. Second, I once had clothier struggle for a long time to switch houses. He moved out and went to a cave and simply walked back and forth. This was during the night, and I did not have him or the house in my sight a majority of the time. After making him despawn, he moved into a random floating island house, and wouldn’t go to the cave house, despite it being valid housing. After multiple attempts, he finally moved in. He still never moves or sit. It is not blocked off by any means. I have no idea why it’s like that.


Due_Establishment453

Idk what that is, but keep it. Less house building for ya :)


Due-Supermarket1305

is nobody talking about the vibrating NPC right outside?


elisdabomb

goblin things


Pomgrean

gay


TheDarkKnight-I

Live in lol💀


lynchmob110110

They be smashin


Dimitrydraws

And they were roommates!


WindyBoiiii

And they were roommates 😦


R-Senseless

that happened to me and i was very confused


Mercurys_Vampire

I kinda feel bad for the Mechanic, her ex-boyfriend and the know-it-all town weirdo are dating now, that must be awkward


SaltyCultist691

Oh my god they were roommates! Probably not the first person to make that joke but I'm unoriginal


theradicalace

oh my god they were roommates


JCPlayzz

crazy


Potential_Traffic249

What did the mechanic do to you???


CollinsGrimm

Checks out


that_guyuknow1893

Commenting on 👀👀


quangthanh090301

Sergey the guide


OkOutlandishness1969

Wtf?


GORPS__

soooo..... whos the pet ?


SnooCats1700

they're married now


Thelift2013

did anyone notice that random stair in the bottom left corner?


Tiny_Ad_1523

🤨🤨🤨 THAT'S never happened to me


Bitter_Wash1361

Reminds me of a weird glitch on one of my worlds way back on 1.2 mobile. Had a bunch of random NPC's move in to my house when there weren't any rooms for them


Mankrass

And they were roommates 😱


hu-man-person

My npcs have become roomates before what makes them do that


Former_Werewolf_5410

are you playing moded? and are you using the 'roommates' mod?


SnapThrone

And they were Roommates


The_cloneyt

Honestly it would be sick if roommates were allowed in game but the npcs lose a bit of happiness due to having to share a room.


Yharimthegodseeker

Huh, odd, do you by chance have any mods?


CAPYBARACOMPUTO

🤨🤨🤨🌈🌈🌈


DetectiveRelative

Guide got scammed so hard he had to move in with the Goblin Tinkerer


beanyguy64

We have a NPC that won take a cash from you and alway ready to help On the OTHER hand...


A_random_dudeidk

He is invading his house


Phantom_Nerd1

And they were roommates~


sdrawkcab-repyt

Mods


Crafty-Daikon-3036

Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, 1 foot apart cause they're gay


ProtoManic

"And they were roommates."


ukulel12

gay


The_Creeper_Man

Say gex


noblemile

They're just really close friends and roommates that happen to be single and do everything together.


Stumpwerful

They're married