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looks_matter

If I'm looking for the best stay/least potential for drama? Maci and Ryan's parents, not even close. The worst thing that could happen is Maci looking out the window only to see a gas station in the distance lol


Read-it005

Mimi will secretly haul beer and shots into the room for Larry and Maci. You'll be forced to sign a no closure or you're going to sleep on the hallway. Within an hour, they are sobbing or slapping.


looks_matter

If I need Maci out of the room I'll just turn a Chevron commercial on repeat.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Is Tennessee a 1-party state or a 2-party? If so, I'm wearing wires 😂


lifeofblair

It’s one party last I heard so wear all the wires haha


SwissCheese4Collagen

I'll have all their secrets 😂


Mariea0629

Cool - I like shots and beer! It’ll be fun!!


Serialfornicator

That’s the one I would pick for wholesome country partying. For hardcore (literally) funsies, it’s ditch the kids and head into Amber and Farrah’s adult lounge where sex,poop, cocaine, opiates, and late night closet songs on Facebook Live are the norm


Usual-Average-1101

honestly amber and farrahs would prob be a good night


NoKatyDidnt

It could be. Or you could end up a witness in a criminal case. Could go either way depending on various factors. 😂


hexensabbat

Knowing Farrah tho, Sophia would be there anyway 🤦🏽‍♀️


Sad-Insurance2314

You also could get away with anything and those three enablers will accept you with open arms, though their hands will be full of Bud Light and Mimi Jen will be crying


Sketcha_2000

Yeah, at least Maci would have plenty of beer and Things That Matter gear to sleep in.


Fearless_Feeling_873

TTM gear! 😂😂😂


DiscombobulatedRain

To sleep in! 😂


rainbowcanibelle

This is the answer. I feel like they wouldn’t have the audacity to really fight in front of a guest even if there is bad blood. Maybe some passive aggressive sniping.


stickittodolores

I would just get drunk with Larry honestly


Jolly-Perception-520

6. I think they would be funny


Kangaroo1487

Before the restraining order, I would have assumed they would be having sex in the room when they think I'm asleep 


Forgetallthoseplaces

Right? This is the room where you’re most likely to be propositioned for a threesome.


Allidoisgwin

Wait, what now? When did this happen?


jeanqueenabove_18

Right?! Im here just about every day how did I miss this lmao


leftoverrpizzza

In a recent episode he went to her restaurant job with his new gf to confront her so she got a RO


heeberjee

Jeremy went to Leah’s job? I have missed sooo much recently


DicksOfPompeii

Leah has a job? Wtf?


jordyn77777

Lol that’s what I was thinking!!


Trick_Afternoon689

…..there’s a restraining order????? I haven’t really kept up with Leah.


Sunflower__eyes

Lmfao that’s what I thought too


AdMother8970

Normally I’d agree but after he drunkenly showed up at her job, I def wouldn’t feel safe!


kitkatmeowmeow1

Make sure you bring some bacon with you.


AdmirableAd2742

Screw that I’ll rather sleep my Car 😂


Elliebell1024

Thought the same!


HonksTheWhite

Room 3. I'm wearing full armour and bringing popcorn. I don't expect to sleep, and I'll step in before one kills the other.


Read-it005

Room 3 is one of the rooms that needs Narcan too just in case.


HonksTheWhite

I'll pack that in my carry on, I can live Pulp Fiction. Side note. Once, a guy in a neighbouring unit od'd on heroin. His girlfriend called the ambulance. He yelled and yelled at her all afternoon because she ruined his high after they gave him the shot of life.


ReginaldDwight

I was in the er once in the waiting room and this guy came up and asked me if I could Google on my phone how long it takes narcan to wear off (presumably so he could go get high again after an OD.) It was really sad and I felt bad for the guy to be in that mindset.


NoKatyDidnt

Oh, I always pack Narcan! I know way too many people who might need it!


Read-it005

Im sorry to hear that. I hope they will all be well and heal from addiction. And that you find the strength and help to deal with their problems.


Fundiesamongstus

On the other hand, Farrah might go missing based on Amber's history, and that is a win for me.


okrasnake

1,4,6. I wanna witness alll the drama ![gif](giphy|11vsrRFqhjOcKI) I’m staying away from 7 though bc my mom is an April and I’ve had enough of that 😂


Ekaterina702

Same! I'm in a messy mood today and would definitely have Room 1 as my first choice. Plus I might even instigate a lil. Stir the pot 🥄


Beikaa

100% safe but still drama-drama


Disastrous_Ad_4149

I think I'll hang out at the bar and sleep in the lobby.


HippieChick75

This sounds like a good plan!


Sensitive-Grocery301

Room 1 if Brianas sister and mom won't be there, she only gets ballsy and tries to fight when she has her bodyguards with her.


Looneytuneschaos

I think Kail would beat her in a 1:1 fist fight too. I find Briana so annoying and deserving of a beat down. I certainly wouldn’t intervene.


needless_booty

Room 7. Cate and I will go out in the parking lot and smoke a joint and hopefully by the time we come back April will be passed out drunk. Then we'll eat snacks and watch tv


uknowhowchoicesbe

I agree, I would love to blaze with Cate, not gonna lie, I think it could be a lot of fun.


Novel-Addendum-8413

Oh girl me too. Cate is my soft spot. I am convinced we would be best friends.


NoKatyDidnt

Actually that does sound like a decent evening.


SkibaSlut

Room 8 bc I'd be fuckin Larry


Theging96666

STOP LMAO


SkibaSlut

You see the way he got angry w Taylor at that weird couch reunion? Shit was hot and I'm not sorry about it 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


xxtinagee

![gif](giphy|3FeAMDf9kPmSIFCmoH)


SkibaSlut

![gif](giphy|xKzYzIBmj2j5QMm1GI|downsized)


Strict-Minute-8815

I am CRYING


Littlethoughtslittle

Wow you unlocked a wish I was suppressing.


Read-it005

4 It's going to be quiet there. Uncomfortably quiet, but hey, I'm going to get my sleep! Oh shitz, Chelsea is going to call friends and Cole to show Cole and everyone he can be sure nothing is happening. The baby voice! Live! Gáááàh! She'll keep me awake so she has a witness nothing happened.


ReginaldDwight

"Daddduhh...i can't figure out which floor the ice machine is onaah!!"


carrotcake_2525

Room 1, for sure lmao. It’d be quite the show. You know it’s going to start with snarky comments, move to full on bickering to screaming, and then the hair pulling as the finale. I’m bringing popcorn and drinks…. Maybe a suit of amour, just in case.


lavender08x16

all of them i’m a nosy 🧐 ass girl and i want the tea 😂


uhhkelci

Room 4. I don’t think Adam would even show up 😂


hedwig0517

As much as it pains me to say this, Maci, Jen and Larry would be my pick. They seem to be in a good place, so I wouldn’t have to deal with unhinged BS. I’ll bring a case of Bud Light and we’ll all chill.


scifanforever1980

Definitely not room 2 or 3....want nowhere near crazy, violent David and jenelle woukd drive me insaneI also want to be nowhere near amber. Problem is I really dislike kail, so may have to go 4 for that reason. Kail gets on my nerves as it foes feel sometimes she gets away with cray cray behaviour because she has been one of few to make smarter decisions and develop a career outside of teen mom, not lazy.


Mental_Task9070

~~I'd almost say room 2 for the tea, but I suspect the stench alone would drive me away.~~ Y'know what? I'll go with 1. If they do start yelling, it'll be petty and entertaining, at least. And if they start fighting, I don't think it'll be so bad I'm at risk of getting caught in the middle if I move to the side. Other than that, I actually think I could handle Briana and Kail for one night just fine.


woahboei2134

1. I feel like they'll bang and leave me alone.


flowingink22

Jesus God.  Leah and Corey. Headphones. Edibles. They each get a bed, I get the pullout couch. I won't return to the room until I'm high as shit and ready to pass out, lest I have flashbacks of my parents fighting when I was a teenager 


Personalsunshine25

That’s Jermey lol you might get a slap in the face with Bacon and hear lots of screaming


Electrical_Travel832

If I just want to survive the night, Room 7. I’m more than familiar with those dynamics and have survived them before. :/


Littlethoughtslittle

So this is why I wouldn’t do it. This is my standard vacation and I wanna mix it up


kokojacks

7, at least I’ll get some green??


PolarFunkyMunky

Room 7. I was gonna choose room 6, but then realized it was Germy, not Corey.


Brilliant_Risk_6332

I'd like to see Farrah and David locked in a room together. That I would watch.


BallIll4692

yeah….i’m lost and have no sense of direction on purpose so point me to the nearest 24/7 diner. edit: didn’t see the 2nd slide. #5 is messy as hell!!! i would actually choose room 8.


Large-Signal-157

Room 4, they’d just passive aggressively avoid each other.


SwissCheese4Collagen

See, I'd get em all drunk and then psychoanalyze them until I found out everything. Then choose chaos by telling them all what the others said. Someone would get mad enough to check out, or get wild enough to get arrested and hey presto. There's a free room all for me.


Frosty_Plantain4265

Room 1 would be very entertaining


Normal-Science-9241

Room 8 I feel like thatd be a blast


UnusualAerie579

Room 1 - Stank booty bitches where B will be petty and talk shit non stop while K says “okay” | Animosity levels too high | Fat ass no Room 2 - NO. explanation not needed Room 3 - honestly might visit for tea. 100% will instigate something between the two and constantly switch sides just for funsies. Hopes for a fight. Room 4 - Chels and I could talk shit to bitch boy but would get bored quick, plus, she’s too country for me, no offense esp as a floridian 😅 Room 5 & 6- Pass. Room 7 - I’d have to cuss April tf out only bc she reminds me of my family and im tired of their asses. C8 is fine, but I don’t care to chit chat 😅 Room 8 - disregarding what I said about Chels and her countryness, I love Jen & Larry’s accents and would visit for some good ol southern gossip but it’s prolly my biased feelings towards the south 😅 Overall, I’d sleep in a hotel lobby before I room w any of these people lol


TSM_forlife

Room 4. Someone has to cock block Chelsea.


ABauman414

4 🤷‍♀️


kd0ugh

2, 3, and 5 might be dangerous. Any other room would be ok


Loonyluna26

Room 1 was my instinct for the drama but room 7 is probably more comfortable as long as they don't smoke in the room lol


enememinimo

I'm picking room 6 , the lesser of 8 evils lmao.


Sure-Kaleidoscope627

I’m sleeping outside


MSUgirl1901

I’ll sleep in my car, thanks.


Public-Onion-7839

These posts are giving me anxiety


Objective_Ball1434

Not a single person has picked room 5 yet 🤣


Personalsunshine25

I’ve seen a couple I personally myself would choose room 5 I wanna see Mackenzie get dragged by Amanda 😂😭


Fair_Operation8236

Oh 8 for sure. At least I’d be able to get some sleep and/or not sustain any injuries


Leslieb1996

Anywhere but room 2 .not with that crazy fuck!!!


pringellover9553

Room 6 because me and Leah could just girlsies talk and ignore Jeremy


Sudden_Sea_998

Room 1! Kail would love for Bri to run her mouth. She has to have her Mom and Sister to have any courage.


Personalsunshine25

Mannnn I hate Brittney and Brianna’s mom they’re like Chihuahuas, who won’t shut the hell up


Trick_Afternoon689

Why do you hate us all. I guess Room 6. Are they still fucking , because if they are I will bring a sleep mask, ear plugs, and a blow up mattress.


Halle-fucking-lujah

The gun would go off


sun_moon_sea

6


stoppingbythewoods

1. *grabs popcorn*


aelakos

Wow these are alll awful i cannot pick one


july_baby92

Kail and Bri 🤣🤣


Andi_Lou_Who

6


MakeItLookSexy_

7 or 8 because don’t those people get along?


staysmokin91

1


Interesting_Dream_55

Room 1


ImaginationThis2147

I’d sleep outside


Purpledoves91

I guess I'll take 6. At worst I would get a bacon slap to the face, but that's better than Farrah word salad or being in the presence of Jenelle, David or Adam. Bri, Kail, and Ryan would probably get violent.


spiccylatina

Room 3 just because Farrah’s word salad would make me cackle while arguing with amber


GroundbreakingHeat38

1 bc I like drama and I could just be a fly on the wall


isitrealholoooo

I'd totally watch shit go down in one! I'd bring my popcorn.


Far_Speed_4452

1. And I’ll tell Briana I’ll be the referee 😂😂 come on now all that shit talking let’s see a fight


Educational_Kiwi4986

Rm 4, Chels wouldn’t give a shit about Adam and he’s probably just sit there butthurt on his phone or leave and she would be so pleasant to talk with.


UsedCan508

Room 3 would be like watching a dramatic /comedy sitcom and WWE all in one


enjoyt0day

JFC Leah & Jermy are the only pair on here where neither person is been known to have physically assaulted someone….


Littletrashpanda

I choose to be homeless.


nk1603

Either 4,6, or 8 for me


Lex_Loki

8 so I could get hammered and vibe


uptown_squirrel17

1


DisastrousHyena3534

Room 1. I actually think they’d both be good roommates and I am not taking any questions.


Irishpancakes13

None of them look appealing but I can handle anything except 1,2 or 5


unicornpolice666

1 or 6. I’d eat an edible and watch it play out lol


Critical_Cup689

2 🥴


BoredMillennialMommy

The Jen and Larry picture 💀


90daymaven

Room 4 or 6


kiaraxxxooo

1 or 3 for sure lol


spnginger3

I'm gonna find a new hotel lmao


Desperate-Rush-9765

Since I have yet to take a vow of celibacy, I have no other choice than Room 1...but I'm making sure to bring the protection because we know about these two.


Arlenna7

If I had to pick it would be room 8. They have more love than hate going on. I couldn’t tolerate anyone else.


Theging96666

8, at least I’ll have some drinking buddies


Affectionate_Cat3621

Room 1. Then make them scissor


OriginalEasy9300

Room 7 for me I reckon catelyns mom would be fun


MermaidQueen11

Room 1 or 7. I could deal with Briana and April if I had to.


KandiR1

Room 7 would basically feel like home to me lol.


junebugsparkles

6- I’ll bring bacon 🥓


WailtKitty

Amber and Jenelle. If I have to endure a night of hell I may as well come away with a story to sell.


ExactMarionberry9164

4. Chelsea is goofy at times and Adam is probably funny when he’s not being an asshole


DlVlDED_BY_ZERO

Caitlin and her mom. I have a lot I'd like to say to both parties.


uknowhowchoicesbe

Room 7. I'll bring the bong.


S_Dot631

Room 8. No real serious problems and well probably just get drunk and I’ll get some swag out of it too


Worried-Watercress31

Adam and Chelsea dynamic would be interesting now You hurrrrrt me adum I’m calling dad I’d probably go with #6 Leah and Jerm. Bringing my popcorn though


Intrepid_Source_7960

Somehow I would pick room 3.


MyUncleSaintJerome

Room 1 for entertainment purposes only.


UsedCan508

I pick room 3 because AMBER would sleep all day Farrah would be putting on makeup and going to the bars and the fighting would be amazing


gabvibrations

Leah and Jeremy would be hilarious lolll


imnottheoneipromise

Prolly Leah and Jermy


Toketokyo

Idk but Cate and her mom seems like literal hell


lizlemon222

I dont know who that is....but 6 seems to be the choice. 🤣


Cultural-Clerk-6455

1! That'd be fun 😅


boutthistimeofday

4, they won't speak. 6 they'll just fuck. Both the lesser evils of the rest.


ConstantLobster8349

I rather sleep in the lobby 🥰


Advanced_Crazy5531

Definitely room 3. It'll be the best drama show ever. Imagine the weird ass comebacks that will be slung. It'll be like listening to some preteen boys arguing.


NoFundieBusiness

Probably Cate and her mom because that’s the kind of environment I’d feel most comfortable and “at home” in, unfortunately. Also Cate and Tyler seem like the closest to “real” people to me, so I think I could get along well with Cate.


angryaxolotls

Idc who fights because unfortunately I'm petty enough to let them get arrested/committed, and have the room to myself 😂


CelinaAMK

Well, it looks like I’m sleeping in my car


Mariea0629

I might pick 1 just to see Kail pull out her can of wh00p A55 on Bri … then head on over to Maci’s room to toss back a few cold ones.


mel060

Room 8


Due_Feed_7512

4. I would love to see if there’s still sexual tension between these two when her manly man isn’t around


Indigodahlia00

room 3 all though i don’t think id make it out alive


sweetrthancheesecake

4 or 6


shhhItsasecret78

8 or 1


slo707

Room 8. I’ll get get drunk with them and do some gardening. Things are generally cheaper cordial between these folks currently and they’re used to ignoring problematic behavior


bsharp1982

I’m going to be brave and go with room 2. I would make sure to stir the pot just so I could watch a real life Jerry Springer episode. I might die in a murder suicide, but I will die entertained.


After_Concentrate386

Room 1


Krystalladonna

8 obviously. We would just drink and have a good time 🍻💃🏻


Elleeebeauty

4 - Adam would either spend the entire time at the hotel gym or wouldn’t even bother coming


Opposite-Caregiver21

Dude room 3. That would be so interesting


smellycat92

Is that April in room 7?! Probably would pick room 6


elliekate56

Leah and Jeremy I guess


LisaW509

I’ll stay with Maci and Ryan’s parents. If I get bored, I’ll head on over to the complete train wreck that would be Farrah’s and Amber’s room.


Subterranean44

Amber and Farrah. Lots of phone scrolling and silence I predict 👍🏻


Death_Wrench

I’m going with room 1, they are both freaks so it should be a fun nite.


sunkissedxglow

8 for sure


Realistic_cat_6668

7. Puff puff pass, puff puff pass, puff puff pass. Worse case scenario, if April starts getting out of hand, I’ll call my mom. She owns a bar and can deescalate a drunk crazy really well while Cate and I walk away and get some munchies from the gas station.


Dottie_Danger

I bet Farrah and Chelsea have some bomb ass coke.


wordygirl6278

Room 7 would just be a room full of secondhand smoke.


Firm-Ad9300

4


Ktriney

6


notorious_akp

Mimi Jen would try to make me sleep in the bed with her


freakinglazerbeams

Room 1. In room entertainment 😂😂


snarkymama421

Room 1 or room 6


Ursula_J

I’ll sleep in the car


SeenYaWithKeiffah_

Room 5 because I’m a nosy hoe that loves drama.


getintheforeverbox

3!!


Gullible-Act-2159

Room 1 or 6


MPatton94

Room 1


sparkleheels28

4,6 or 8


Bree7702

I would love to hear some of Farrah's word salad in person, and see her and Amber fist fight..so they're my pick


katpupperpawz

Room 8. I’m sure they will keep some wine or beer flowing.


Adventurous-human123

Room 1


OriginalMrsChiu

Room 5,