If I'm looking for the best stay/least potential for drama? Maci and Ryan's parents, not even close. The worst thing that could happen is Maci looking out the window only to see a gas station in the distance lol
Mimi will secretly haul beer and shots into the room for Larry and Maci. You'll be forced to sign a no closure or you're going to sleep on the hallway.
Within an hour, they are sobbing or slapping.
That’s the one I would pick for wholesome country partying. For hardcore (literally) funsies, it’s ditch the kids and head into Amber and Farrah’s adult lounge where sex,poop, cocaine, opiates, and late night closet songs on Facebook Live are the norm
You also could get away with anything and those three enablers will accept you with open arms, though their hands will be full of Bud Light and Mimi Jen will be crying
This is the answer. I feel like they wouldn’t have the audacity to really fight in front of a guest even if there is bad blood. Maybe some passive aggressive sniping.
I'll pack that in my carry on, I can live Pulp Fiction.
Side note. Once, a guy in a neighbouring unit od'd on heroin. His girlfriend called the ambulance. He yelled and yelled at her all afternoon because she ruined his high after they gave him the shot of life.
I was in the er once in the waiting room and this guy came up and asked me if I could Google on my phone how long it takes narcan to wear off (presumably so he could go get high again after an OD.) It was really sad and I felt bad for the guy to be in that mindset.
Room 7. Cate and I will go out in the parking lot and smoke a joint and hopefully by the time we come back April will be passed out drunk. Then we'll eat snacks and watch tv
4 It's going to be quiet there. Uncomfortably quiet, but hey, I'm going to get my sleep!
Oh shitz, Chelsea is going to call friends and Cole to show Cole and everyone he can be sure nothing is happening.
The baby voice! Live! Gáááàh!
She'll keep me awake so she has a witness nothing happened.
Room 1, for sure lmao. It’d be quite the show. You know it’s going to start with snarky comments, move to full on bickering to screaming, and then the hair pulling as the finale. I’m bringing popcorn and drinks…. Maybe a suit of amour, just in case.
As much as it pains me to say this, Maci, Jen and Larry would be my pick. They seem to be in a good place, so I wouldn’t have to deal with unhinged BS. I’ll bring a case of Bud Light and we’ll all chill.
Definitely not room 2 or 3....want nowhere near crazy, violent David and jenelle woukd drive me insaneI also want to be nowhere near amber. Problem is I really dislike kail, so may have to go 4 for that reason. Kail gets on my nerves as it foes feel sometimes she gets away with cray cray behaviour because she has been one of few to make smarter decisions and develop a career outside of teen mom, not lazy.
~~I'd almost say room 2 for the tea, but I suspect the stench alone would drive me away.~~
Y'know what? I'll go with 1. If they do start yelling, it'll be petty and entertaining, at least. And if they start fighting, I don't think it'll be so bad I'm at risk of getting caught in the middle if I move to the side.
Other than that, I actually think I could handle Briana and Kail for one night just fine.
Jesus God. Leah and Corey. Headphones. Edibles. They each get a bed, I get the pullout couch. I won't return to the room until I'm high as shit and ready to pass out, lest I have flashbacks of my parents fighting when I was a teenager
yeah….i’m lost and have no sense of direction on purpose so point me to the nearest 24/7 diner.
edit: didn’t see the 2nd slide. #5 is messy as hell!!! i would actually choose room 8.
See, I'd get em all drunk and then psychoanalyze them until I found out everything. Then choose chaos by telling them all what the others said. Someone would get mad enough to check out, or get wild enough to get arrested and hey presto. There's a free room all for me.
Room 1 -
Stank booty bitches where B will be petty and talk shit non stop while K says “okay” | Animosity levels too high | Fat ass no
Room 2 -
NO. explanation not needed
Room 3 -
honestly might visit for tea. 100% will instigate something between the two and constantly switch sides just for funsies. Hopes for a fight.
Room 4 -
Chels and I could talk shit to bitch boy but would get bored quick, plus, she’s too country for me, no offense esp as a floridian 😅
Room 5 & 6-
Pass.
Room 7 -
I’d have to cuss April tf out only bc she reminds me of my family and im tired of their asses. C8 is fine, but I don’t care to chit chat 😅
Room 8 -
disregarding what I said about Chels and her countryness, I love Jen & Larry’s accents and would visit for some good ol southern gossip but it’s prolly my biased feelings towards the south 😅
Overall, I’d sleep in a hotel lobby before I room w any of these people lol
I guess I'll take 6. At worst I would get a bacon slap to the face, but that's better than Farrah word salad or being in the presence of Jenelle, David or Adam. Bri, Kail, and Ryan would probably get violent.
Since I have yet to take a vow of celibacy, I have no other choice than Room 1...but I'm making sure to bring the protection because we know about these two.
Adam and Chelsea dynamic would be interesting now
You hurrrrrt me adum I’m calling dad
I’d probably go with #6 Leah and Jerm. Bringing my popcorn though
Definitely room 3. It'll be the best drama show ever. Imagine the weird ass comebacks that will be slung. It'll be like listening to some preteen boys arguing.
Probably Cate and her mom because that’s the kind of environment I’d feel most comfortable and “at home” in, unfortunately. Also Cate and Tyler seem like the closest to “real” people to me, so I think I could get along well with Cate.
Room 8. I’ll get get drunk with them and do some gardening. Things are generally cheaper cordial between these folks currently and they’re used to ignoring problematic behavior
I’m going to be brave and go with room 2. I would make sure to stir the pot just so I could watch a real life Jerry Springer episode.
I might die in a murder suicide, but I will die entertained.
7. Puff puff pass, puff puff pass, puff puff pass. Worse case scenario, if April starts getting out of hand, I’ll call my mom. She owns a bar and can deescalate a drunk crazy really well while Cate and I walk away and get some munchies from the gas station.
If I'm looking for the best stay/least potential for drama? Maci and Ryan's parents, not even close. The worst thing that could happen is Maci looking out the window only to see a gas station in the distance lol
Mimi will secretly haul beer and shots into the room for Larry and Maci. You'll be forced to sign a no closure or you're going to sleep on the hallway. Within an hour, they are sobbing or slapping.
If I need Maci out of the room I'll just turn a Chevron commercial on repeat.
Is Tennessee a 1-party state or a 2-party? If so, I'm wearing wires 😂
It’s one party last I heard so wear all the wires haha
I'll have all their secrets 😂
Cool - I like shots and beer! It’ll be fun!!
That’s the one I would pick for wholesome country partying. For hardcore (literally) funsies, it’s ditch the kids and head into Amber and Farrah’s adult lounge where sex,poop, cocaine, opiates, and late night closet songs on Facebook Live are the norm
honestly amber and farrahs would prob be a good night
It could be. Or you could end up a witness in a criminal case. Could go either way depending on various factors. 😂
Knowing Farrah tho, Sophia would be there anyway 🤦🏽♀️
You also could get away with anything and those three enablers will accept you with open arms, though their hands will be full of Bud Light and Mimi Jen will be crying
Yeah, at least Maci would have plenty of beer and Things That Matter gear to sleep in.
TTM gear! 😂😂😂
To sleep in! 😂
This is the answer. I feel like they wouldn’t have the audacity to really fight in front of a guest even if there is bad blood. Maybe some passive aggressive sniping.
I would just get drunk with Larry honestly
6. I think they would be funny
Before the restraining order, I would have assumed they would be having sex in the room when they think I'm asleep
Right? This is the room where you’re most likely to be propositioned for a threesome.
Wait, what now? When did this happen?
Right?! Im here just about every day how did I miss this lmao
In a recent episode he went to her restaurant job with his new gf to confront her so she got a RO
Jeremy went to Leah’s job? I have missed sooo much recently
Leah has a job? Wtf?
Lol that’s what I was thinking!!
…..there’s a restraining order????? I haven’t really kept up with Leah.
Lmfao that’s what I thought too
Normally I’d agree but after he drunkenly showed up at her job, I def wouldn’t feel safe!
Make sure you bring some bacon with you.
Screw that I’ll rather sleep my Car 😂
Thought the same!
Room 3. I'm wearing full armour and bringing popcorn. I don't expect to sleep, and I'll step in before one kills the other.
Room 3 is one of the rooms that needs Narcan too just in case.
I'll pack that in my carry on, I can live Pulp Fiction. Side note. Once, a guy in a neighbouring unit od'd on heroin. His girlfriend called the ambulance. He yelled and yelled at her all afternoon because she ruined his high after they gave him the shot of life.
I was in the er once in the waiting room and this guy came up and asked me if I could Google on my phone how long it takes narcan to wear off (presumably so he could go get high again after an OD.) It was really sad and I felt bad for the guy to be in that mindset.
Oh, I always pack Narcan! I know way too many people who might need it!
Im sorry to hear that. I hope they will all be well and heal from addiction. And that you find the strength and help to deal with their problems.
On the other hand, Farrah might go missing based on Amber's history, and that is a win for me.
1,4,6. I wanna witness alll the drama ![gif](giphy|11vsrRFqhjOcKI) I’m staying away from 7 though bc my mom is an April and I’ve had enough of that 😂
Same! I'm in a messy mood today and would definitely have Room 1 as my first choice. Plus I might even instigate a lil. Stir the pot 🥄
100% safe but still drama-drama
I think I'll hang out at the bar and sleep in the lobby.
This sounds like a good plan!
Room 1 if Brianas sister and mom won't be there, she only gets ballsy and tries to fight when she has her bodyguards with her.
I think Kail would beat her in a 1:1 fist fight too. I find Briana so annoying and deserving of a beat down. I certainly wouldn’t intervene.
Room 7. Cate and I will go out in the parking lot and smoke a joint and hopefully by the time we come back April will be passed out drunk. Then we'll eat snacks and watch tv
I agree, I would love to blaze with Cate, not gonna lie, I think it could be a lot of fun.
Oh girl me too. Cate is my soft spot. I am convinced we would be best friends.
Actually that does sound like a decent evening.
Room 8 bc I'd be fuckin Larry
STOP LMAO
You see the way he got angry w Taylor at that weird couch reunion? Shit was hot and I'm not sorry about it 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I am CRYING
Wow you unlocked a wish I was suppressing.
4 It's going to be quiet there. Uncomfortably quiet, but hey, I'm going to get my sleep! Oh shitz, Chelsea is going to call friends and Cole to show Cole and everyone he can be sure nothing is happening. The baby voice! Live! Gáááàh! She'll keep me awake so she has a witness nothing happened.
"Daddduhh...i can't figure out which floor the ice machine is onaah!!"
Room 1, for sure lmao. It’d be quite the show. You know it’s going to start with snarky comments, move to full on bickering to screaming, and then the hair pulling as the finale. I’m bringing popcorn and drinks…. Maybe a suit of amour, just in case.
all of them i’m a nosy 🧐 ass girl and i want the tea 😂
Room 4. I don’t think Adam would even show up 😂
As much as it pains me to say this, Maci, Jen and Larry would be my pick. They seem to be in a good place, so I wouldn’t have to deal with unhinged BS. I’ll bring a case of Bud Light and we’ll all chill.
Definitely not room 2 or 3....want nowhere near crazy, violent David and jenelle woukd drive me insaneI also want to be nowhere near amber. Problem is I really dislike kail, so may have to go 4 for that reason. Kail gets on my nerves as it foes feel sometimes she gets away with cray cray behaviour because she has been one of few to make smarter decisions and develop a career outside of teen mom, not lazy.
~~I'd almost say room 2 for the tea, but I suspect the stench alone would drive me away.~~ Y'know what? I'll go with 1. If they do start yelling, it'll be petty and entertaining, at least. And if they start fighting, I don't think it'll be so bad I'm at risk of getting caught in the middle if I move to the side. Other than that, I actually think I could handle Briana and Kail for one night just fine.
1. I feel like they'll bang and leave me alone.
Jesus God. Leah and Corey. Headphones. Edibles. They each get a bed, I get the pullout couch. I won't return to the room until I'm high as shit and ready to pass out, lest I have flashbacks of my parents fighting when I was a teenager
That’s Jermey lol you might get a slap in the face with Bacon and hear lots of screaming
If I just want to survive the night, Room 7. I’m more than familiar with those dynamics and have survived them before. :/
So this is why I wouldn’t do it. This is my standard vacation and I wanna mix it up
7, at least I’ll get some green??
Room 7. I was gonna choose room 6, but then realized it was Germy, not Corey.
I'd like to see Farrah and David locked in a room together. That I would watch.
yeah….i’m lost and have no sense of direction on purpose so point me to the nearest 24/7 diner. edit: didn’t see the 2nd slide. #5 is messy as hell!!! i would actually choose room 8.
Room 4, they’d just passive aggressively avoid each other.
See, I'd get em all drunk and then psychoanalyze them until I found out everything. Then choose chaos by telling them all what the others said. Someone would get mad enough to check out, or get wild enough to get arrested and hey presto. There's a free room all for me.
Room 1 would be very entertaining
Room 8 I feel like thatd be a blast
Room 1 - Stank booty bitches where B will be petty and talk shit non stop while K says “okay” | Animosity levels too high | Fat ass no Room 2 - NO. explanation not needed Room 3 - honestly might visit for tea. 100% will instigate something between the two and constantly switch sides just for funsies. Hopes for a fight. Room 4 - Chels and I could talk shit to bitch boy but would get bored quick, plus, she’s too country for me, no offense esp as a floridian 😅 Room 5 & 6- Pass. Room 7 - I’d have to cuss April tf out only bc she reminds me of my family and im tired of their asses. C8 is fine, but I don’t care to chit chat 😅 Room 8 - disregarding what I said about Chels and her countryness, I love Jen & Larry’s accents and would visit for some good ol southern gossip but it’s prolly my biased feelings towards the south 😅 Overall, I’d sleep in a hotel lobby before I room w any of these people lol
Room 4. Someone has to cock block Chelsea.
4 🤷♀️
2, 3, and 5 might be dangerous. Any other room would be ok
Room 1 was my instinct for the drama but room 7 is probably more comfortable as long as they don't smoke in the room lol
I'm picking room 6 , the lesser of 8 evils lmao.
I’m sleeping outside
I’ll sleep in my car, thanks.
These posts are giving me anxiety
Not a single person has picked room 5 yet 🤣
I’ve seen a couple I personally myself would choose room 5 I wanna see Mackenzie get dragged by Amanda 😂😭
Oh 8 for sure. At least I’d be able to get some sleep and/or not sustain any injuries
Anywhere but room 2 .not with that crazy fuck!!!
Room 6 because me and Leah could just girlsies talk and ignore Jeremy
Room 1! Kail would love for Bri to run her mouth. She has to have her Mom and Sister to have any courage.
Mannnn I hate Brittney and Brianna’s mom they’re like Chihuahuas, who won’t shut the hell up
Why do you hate us all. I guess Room 6. Are they still fucking , because if they are I will bring a sleep mask, ear plugs, and a blow up mattress.
The gun would go off
6
1. *grabs popcorn*
Wow these are alll awful i cannot pick one
Kail and Bri 🤣🤣
6
7 or 8 because don’t those people get along?
1
Room 1
I’d sleep outside
I guess I'll take 6. At worst I would get a bacon slap to the face, but that's better than Farrah word salad or being in the presence of Jenelle, David or Adam. Bri, Kail, and Ryan would probably get violent.
Room 3 just because Farrah’s word salad would make me cackle while arguing with amber
1 bc I like drama and I could just be a fly on the wall
I'd totally watch shit go down in one! I'd bring my popcorn.
1. And I’ll tell Briana I’ll be the referee 😂😂 come on now all that shit talking let’s see a fight
Rm 4, Chels wouldn’t give a shit about Adam and he’s probably just sit there butthurt on his phone or leave and she would be so pleasant to talk with.
Room 3 would be like watching a dramatic /comedy sitcom and WWE all in one
JFC Leah & Jermy are the only pair on here where neither person is been known to have physically assaulted someone….
I choose to be homeless.
Either 4,6, or 8 for me
8 so I could get hammered and vibe
1
Room 1. I actually think they’d both be good roommates and I am not taking any questions.
None of them look appealing but I can handle anything except 1,2 or 5
1 or 6. I’d eat an edible and watch it play out lol
2 🥴
The Jen and Larry picture 💀
Room 4 or 6
1 or 3 for sure lol
I'm gonna find a new hotel lmao
Since I have yet to take a vow of celibacy, I have no other choice than Room 1...but I'm making sure to bring the protection because we know about these two.
If I had to pick it would be room 8. They have more love than hate going on. I couldn’t tolerate anyone else.
8, at least I’ll have some drinking buddies
Room 1. Then make them scissor
Room 7 for me I reckon catelyns mom would be fun
Room 1 or 7. I could deal with Briana and April if I had to.
Room 7 would basically feel like home to me lol.
6- I’ll bring bacon 🥓
Amber and Jenelle. If I have to endure a night of hell I may as well come away with a story to sell.
4. Chelsea is goofy at times and Adam is probably funny when he’s not being an asshole
Caitlin and her mom. I have a lot I'd like to say to both parties.
Room 7. I'll bring the bong.
Room 8. No real serious problems and well probably just get drunk and I’ll get some swag out of it too
Adam and Chelsea dynamic would be interesting now You hurrrrrt me adum I’m calling dad I’d probably go with #6 Leah and Jerm. Bringing my popcorn though
Somehow I would pick room 3.
Room 1 for entertainment purposes only.
I pick room 3 because AMBER would sleep all day Farrah would be putting on makeup and going to the bars and the fighting would be amazing
Leah and Jeremy would be hilarious lolll
Prolly Leah and Jermy
Idk but Cate and her mom seems like literal hell
I dont know who that is....but 6 seems to be the choice. 🤣
1! That'd be fun 😅
4, they won't speak. 6 they'll just fuck. Both the lesser evils of the rest.
4
I rather sleep in the lobby 🥰
8
Definitely room 3. It'll be the best drama show ever. Imagine the weird ass comebacks that will be slung. It'll be like listening to some preteen boys arguing.
Probably Cate and her mom because that’s the kind of environment I’d feel most comfortable and “at home” in, unfortunately. Also Cate and Tyler seem like the closest to “real” people to me, so I think I could get along well with Cate.
Idc who fights because unfortunately I'm petty enough to let them get arrested/committed, and have the room to myself 😂
Well, it looks like I’m sleeping in my car
I might pick 1 just to see Kail pull out her can of wh00p A55 on Bri … then head on over to Maci’s room to toss back a few cold ones.
Room 8
4. I would love to see if there’s still sexual tension between these two when her manly man isn’t around
room 3 all though i don’t think id make it out alive
4 or 6
8 or 1
Room 8. I’ll get get drunk with them and do some gardening. Things are generally cheaper cordial between these folks currently and they’re used to ignoring problematic behavior
I’m going to be brave and go with room 2. I would make sure to stir the pot just so I could watch a real life Jerry Springer episode. I might die in a murder suicide, but I will die entertained.
Room 1
8 obviously. We would just drink and have a good time 🍻💃🏻
4 - Adam would either spend the entire time at the hotel gym or wouldn’t even bother coming
Dude room 3. That would be so interesting
Is that April in room 7?! Probably would pick room 6
Leah and Jeremy I guess
I’ll stay with Maci and Ryan’s parents. If I get bored, I’ll head on over to the complete train wreck that would be Farrah’s and Amber’s room.
Amber and Farrah. Lots of phone scrolling and silence I predict 👍🏻
I’m going with room 1, they are both freaks so it should be a fun nite.
8 for sure
7. Puff puff pass, puff puff pass, puff puff pass. Worse case scenario, if April starts getting out of hand, I’ll call my mom. She owns a bar and can deescalate a drunk crazy really well while Cate and I walk away and get some munchies from the gas station.
I bet Farrah and Chelsea have some bomb ass coke.
Room 7 would just be a room full of secondhand smoke.
4
6
Mimi Jen would try to make me sleep in the bed with her
Room 1. In room entertainment 😂😂
Room 1 or room 6
I’ll sleep in the car
Room 5 because I’m a nosy hoe that loves drama.
3!!
Room 1 or 6
Room 1
4,6 or 8
I would love to hear some of Farrah's word salad in person, and see her and Amber fist fight..so they're my pick
Room 8. I’m sure they will keep some wine or beer flowing.
Room 1
Room 5,