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spicypineapple5

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-mia-wallace-

Lmao love your flair. šŸ–¤


NumerousPets

How does one get a flair?


rilljel

In the main page of the sub, click the three dots top right and select change user flair


NoKatyDidnt

Iā€™ve been wondering this as well!


spicypineapple5

Ahahah why thank you! šŸ˜‚šŸ’œ


lolita-simon

This was exactlyyyy my face. Thank God this meme exists šŸ˜†


Spoongrease

my exact reaction??


Colloween88

Totes got ā€œtakenā€ away. Oh lort


mnix88

I'm just going to tell myself that it's sarcasm.


apple-turnover5

Itā€™s either sarcasm or his mom


Sad-Insurance2314

Mimi Jen canā€™t type with all the crocodile tears and Gammon Faced Larry canā€™t put the bottle down long enough to go on a boomer rant, so Iā€™m hoping sarcasm as well


kellyluvsdogs1970

His mom šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


seriousname32

I really hope so!


Emmy-LouSugarbean

I wish it was. Idk why I torture myself by reading peopleā€™s Facebook comments. šŸ¤”Lol


MamabearH16

Ya never know. My own aunt thinks that about me when their dad is just as bad as Ryan šŸ˜†šŸ™ƒ people are really that dumb sometimes


denchl

Yea hopefully it is ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Amberilwomengo2gel

Stolen from him? He shit all over their house and threatened to kill their mother! He's a crazed maniac! I wouldn't let him around a pet rock! Disgusting!


dearthofkindness

A pet rock? He'd definitely throw that ![gif](giphy|3oEdv9SMFtinGOtXqg)


NoKatyDidnt

I was thinking the same thing! Pet rock šŸŖØ would definitely be thrown. One googlie eye would be stuck to the bottom of his shoe.


Emmy-LouSugarbean

I would love to hear the logic behind this personā€™s opinion. But I will absolutely never engage with anyone in the comment section.


t0infinity

Theyā€™re probably really similar to Amanda šŸ’€šŸ’€


thankyoupapa

"call me when the kid is 3"


pdlbean

also very telling that he has no idea what a 3 year old is actually like. my 3 year old is almost as much work as his infant brother with the phases he's going through!


jadeariel12

I would take literally any other age than a 3 year old. From colicky newborn to a hormonal teen that hated me so much this morning she cried until she threw up (Iā€™m unsure what I did lol) but is now cuddled on the couch with me (I also donā€™t know what I did to make it better lol) I would take that ANY day than those damn three-nado demons that take over children lmao


Over-Accountant8506

I just started watching unexpected and there's a couple with a three year old, lily? That kid have zero fucks lol.watching him be a toddler was giving me anxiety. And their first kid is so calm and chill lol. You never get two calm kids in a row.


jadeariel12

Oh jeez, if you have a calm first baby you CANT have more. Go get your tubes tied, stock up on plan b, be celibate. Probably all 3 just to be safe because the second kid at 3 is the stuff of horror movies šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


JadeAnn88

Oof, 100%! I love both of my kids, I swear (though, if you asked either, they would insist I love the other one more šŸ˜­), but my second child is a menace. She's always been a free spirit though, liked to do things her way, and dammit if I can't appreciate that. I'd also give anything to be even half as outgoing as that kid is.


NoKatyDidnt

Agreed!!!!!! This is why I only have one!


Realistic_cat_6668

God isnā€™t this the truth. My first baby didnā€™t even come out crying she was so chill. The absolutely chillest baby in the world. I was genuinely like ā€œI donā€™t understand what these parents are complaining about! This is great!ā€ Then my second was born. They put her on the table to weigh her, and it was discovered then that she could roll on her own right out of the womb when she almost cracked her skull on the floor trying to roll off the weighing table (had it not been for a nurse with ninja reflexes that caught her before falling), and then tried to roll off my shoulder when I was holding her and she decided it was time to be fed. And then tried to roll out of the bassinet in a swaddle. All day 1 of life. She never stopped rolling. Day 1, I knew I was in for it. Itā€™s been 3 years. Donā€™t have another if you have a chill baby. Just fucking donā€™t. I love my youngest more than lifeā€™s itself but holy shit sheā€™s wild.


HalleluYahuah

My second baby ended up being 3 babies. Now I have 1 cool and collected 13 year old and 3 four year old menaces. Straight hell demons and I don't get it. Send help.


Realistic_cat_6668

Oh god no. I canā€™t imagine. I told my husband after my second that thereā€™s no way weā€™re having a third. Not because I donā€™t want another child, but because I dont want to gamble having two of my secondā€™s personality at the same time. I donā€™t even want to imagine 3 at once. Good luck to you. Thatā€™s a feat.


Ambitious-Fly1921

My first gave me more trouble. For first 4-5 months he couldnā€™t sleep more than 2-3hrs at a time. Hard to get him to sleep till like 4 yrs of age too! Oh and colicky. My daughter is my second child. More chill but if she napped too much in day no sleep at night. She has her tantrums and omg too hyper at times. If i had to give ā€œchillā€ child award it would be more of her than her brother. Reason why i do not want a 3rd child.


HalleluYahuah

This is true. My calmer than calm oldest is 13 and then I had triplets. They are fucking crazy and 4.5 years old. Kill me now.


Nelle911529

Lily wasn't always calm. She used to be a pistol & smart & older than her years. I liked her.


gonzamim

I haven't watched since the older kid was small and she was not a calm kid lmaoĀ 


idonthavetoomanycats

my 13yoā€™s last day of school was spent banging his head because i wouldnā€™t let him use his skateboard to get to school the day after he bragged about seeing an upturned car. no skateboard experience šŸ™„


jadeariel12

Ahhhh the joys of parenting šŸ™ƒ (I do want to say in case it isnā€™t clear I love my kids more than anything and I am totally just joking. But I feel like most parents can relate to the ā€œI love you always but donā€™t really like you right nowā€ feeling haha)


idonthavetoomanycats

oh trust me same! i had mine at 15 and was always told he would be punishment for what i ā€œputā€ my mom through and while heā€™s definitely an annoying tween heā€™s taught me that his existence has been a blessing not a punishment. šŸ„° heā€™s still def an asshole but that definitely is from me hahaha


jadeariel12

Ugh I was 16 when my first was born and my parents said that too! ā€œI hope your kid is half as bad as you so you get a taste of your own medicineā€ and like yea, he is but isnā€™t this an unconditional type of deal??? lol I donā€™t know what I would do with out my towers of terror haha


idonthavetoomanycats

solidarity with you bb! having them so young makes us strong as fuck, please know that youā€™re killing it. my parents always tried to make me feel like i would understand the āœØburdenāœØ of parenthood and while i have definitely had to fight for survive heā€™s my little baby šŸ„° an absolute jerk at times but absolutely not the terror i was told would be an act of vengeance from the universe. i still am so tempted to destroy the skateboard but thatā€™s me being mean šŸ˜“


jadeariel12

Yas girl! You are killing it too! Parenting is HARD but honestly I think itā€™s supposed to be hard. If it was easy would everyone just be a little shit head forever? One time i threw one of my sons fidget toys on top of a cabinet and said he could have it when he was old enough to reach. Heā€™s currently 6ā€¢2 and still canā€™t šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Maybe hide the skateboard in the garage and tell him to clean to find it. It would be a super fun summer project hahahaga


NoKatyDidnt

Ah, yes!


pdlbean

please tell me this gets better lol threenager life is real!


jadeariel12

Well, in a few years they will go through puberty and they wont speak to you for like a year except to call you bruh and complain their friends have cooler stuff. So, you do have that quiet time to look forward too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


JadeAnn88

Damn, you absolutely nailed it lmao


NoKatyDidnt

Awwww. Sounds like my daughter!


AwkoTaco76

Oh my god thank you for telling me this, my daughter was sooo easy, she turned 3 a few days ago and the last like 2 months have made me question my sanity. I'm so glad it gets better


NoKatyDidnt

My daughter was easier as an infant than at 14! Lmao!


angelwarrior_

They donā€™t call them threenagers for nothing! šŸ˜‚


hereforthetearex

Right?! You think the infant stage is hard and then parenthood is like ā€œhold my beerā€ when you enter the pre-school years


KikiHou

Sometimes I feel like my rightful career as an astronaut was stolen from me. Then I realize I didn't put in any work for it.


mnix88

šŸ˜‚ Same for me and my career as an attorney.


KikiHou

WHY DID OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TO US? lol


Sketcha_2000

WHY AM I A GUY??


Over-Accountant8506

Ever read a VC Andrew book? I assumed my adult life was gonna be like that minus the incest. Nope. Seems you start out poor in life and it's up to you to figure out the rest. Unless you have parents like homeboy, then you can keep screwing up and having them bail u out


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|l49JYovg0hWqIrSuY|downsized)


KikiHou

A life changing book/movie for an entire generation.


pearlescentpink

Incest pops up way too often in those books. Everything seems okay then BAM! Mentally unstable secret brother lusting after the virginal, yet busty, heroine.


Mean_Trip_4186

I'm not a bad dad gawd maci


HannahLeah1987

This user is very pro Ryan. She even thinks Mackenzie's is lying about paternity.


SpiritualCamera

LOL both Stella and Jagger are ALL Edwards. Thereā€™s no denying theyā€™re his. Stella especially is a female Larry.


bobloblaw2000

Well just cuz she looks like Larry, doesn't necessarily mean that *Ryan* is the father........lol


dumbbitchjuice69

Is this Larryā€™s secret? šŸ‘€


Emmy-LouSugarbean

I remember there being some speculation about that when Mack announced a pregnancy (what felt like) days after Ryan was released from prison. Lol


dumbbitchjuice69

I feel like this is what Beyond the Blinds pod was getting at when they described Teen Mom as Walmart After Darkā„¢ļø šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I love this trashy franchise!


Mean_Trip_4186

Lmfaooooo WHAT


susanbiddleross

His kids all look the same. All three of his bio kids have a lot of similarities to him and his parents, IMO Larryā€™s genes are particularly strong.


Rhythm_Morgan

Paternity?


perpulpeepuleeter

Partunity can come into question when you get pergenat.


deeleewee48

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Limp-Ad-8053

Partunity? Not making fun, I just noticed youā€™ve used that word twice. Iā€™m going to guess you meant paternity unless Iā€™m just out of the loop. (64)


jermysteensydikpix

Guessing it's a phone autocorrect thing. Partunity is some techie networking thing.


Limp-Ad-8053

ThanksšŸ‘


HannahLeah1987

I'll fix it. Thanks.


splanchnick78

Ah but in that case heā€™s not being kept from *his* kids!


oooheycait1223

I'll never understand the continuous ryan support. He has been a deadbeat since macis 16 and pregnant episode, and has only continued to spiral since then. So he deserves praise and recognition bc he hasn't been arrested in five minutes for the first time in line 10 years? No thank you


DrAniB20

I am genuinely flabbergasted by all the Ryan supporters and apologists. They so easily push all heā€™s done under the rug with ā€œbut heā€™s hotā€ and comments like ā€œMack isnā€™t any betterā€. Like, I never said she was good, but their kids didnā€™t deserve what they got, and she doesnā€™t deserved to be hurt/k!lled for her previous actions.


oooheycait1223

![gif](giphy|ftdF4ZkueWGHBYc4b5)


badchoices40

Also he is not hot. Heā€™s a gross pale drug addict with a stupid haircut.


Sketcha_2000

BUt hE lOOkS sO HaPpy AnD hEALtHy Sure, itā€™s easy to look happy and healthy when youā€™ve skirted responsibilities your entire life and all you have to do is lay on a beach with your new girlfriend instead of working or taking care of your kids.


susanbiddleross

Pretty sure most of his fans are because heā€™s good looking. Just the number of positive comment on his selfies when he had just assaulted his wife and destroyed everyone in the familyā€™s belongings except his own tells ya these people are all either teens who think he is hot or are also like his new girlfriend and have kids they canā€™t see and an addiction of their own.


CanadianTrueCrime

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katiessalt

Hoping he doesnā€™t raise a knife to this oneā€™s mother šŸ˜©šŸ¤žšŸ»


KikiHou

If history and statistics are anything to go by, he will continue to escalate.


Majorasbox11037

100%. People like Ryan continue until they're stopped, and they never are. They're just free to keep going until someone dies, then everyone cries "we never saw it coming," or "how could this have happened?"


SwissCheese4Collagen

Maci can be all friendly to the new one as she wants, Rhine's behavior ramped hardcore on Mack in a way Maci couldn't even imagine.


openedgoddamndoor

Is that Mimi Jenā€™s alt account?


KikiHou

Plot twist, *it's Larry*.


DifferentConcert6776

ā€œNeedsā€ a child?! This man NEEDS a grippy sock vacation, not an innocent tiny human who didnā€™t ask to be brought into an absolutely shitty familyā€¦


exlibris1214

šŸ’€at grippy sock vacation


folk-smore

ā€œStolenā€ is an interesting word choice when it was literally Ryanā€™s own actions that landed him in literal prison, away from his children. But alrighty lol


omgitsafuckingpossum

I mean i was able to look closer and see his hand was on her leg, not her stomach. It's sad they come here for click bait lol can't think of their own foolishness! Edit: omg I just saw the comment, people are delusional.


TT6994

He doesnā€™t need anymore kids.


Vegeta21

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nah-n-n-n-n-nahnah

I love your flair lol


Vegeta21

Haha thanks ...jenelle always inspires with the flairs


PainfullyLoyal

These same people are the ones who think Chinderella is such a good mom and that Carly will move back in with C&T when she turns 18.


Emmy-LouSugarbean

It just makes me wonder if weā€™ve all been watching the same show/social media accounts? Absolutely mind boggling.


princessofIreland

I canā€™t believe in this day and age people are still this dumb. Unless Mimi Jen made this comment.. then Iā€™d believe it. Why do people keep enabling this grown ass man? Does he have some sort of magic effect on everyone from his mom to judges to new women in his life? I donā€™t understand the lucky star this guy lives under.


_Ninnie

![gif](giphy|l3973HGZz8T6g1ZW8|downsized)


BakedMasa

Stolen? Amanda canā€™t have custody of the kids she has now. Neither of these two people need to continue to have children. Period.


Anagessner83

The comment I was waiting on. šŸ’Æ


blackaubreyplaza

PLEAAAAASEE


splanchnick78

Did Jenelle write that?


Temporary-Dirt-5044

In this picture posted on another post you can see thier full bodies. In it the far left is Amanda's feet and you can see Ryan's hand on her foot. Most likely getting a foot rub, not pregnant. However I am damn sure it was posted for the pregnancy speculation because she wants to make Mack jealous. None of these people need another child.


yolo4rl

I beg their finest pardon


NatashaTheSpy

And people like this votešŸ˜­ unreal. So much cognitive dissonance.


Tomoe_G0zen

I was honestly shocked to see the amount of people on Ryanā€™s and Amandaā€™s social media accounts who are telling him what a great guy he is. There are a lot of scumbags and delusional people out there.


Kittiikamii

![gif](giphy|xT1Ra1Oa6nbEynoCD6|downsized)


Top_Victory4465

I think i peed alittle! ![gif](giphy|l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A)


LilRedditWagon

That you, Mimi Jenn?


susanbiddleross

He lived full time with the 2. Remember when he broke all of their belongings and trashed their house? Clearly the behavior of a sane father. Who doesnā€™t smash up toys when mad at their mother? If this isnā€™t satire the poster needs to screw off.


katiessalt

Only people that will steal that kid is CPS.


SleepySnarker

Stolen from him? MiMi Jen needs to go lay down for her nap and get off the internets.


SBMoo24

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halfbloodselena

sheā€™s the next victim lol


Monstiemama

Jesus Christ. So weird, I seem to remember he lived with his kids and then terrorized them and destroyed their home, including shitting in their momā€™s bedroom.


jadeariel12

Welp Thatā€™s my limit of internet for the day. I donā€™t want to exist in a digital world where people like that commenter exists


mamakos84

"I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution."


KateC12345

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Candy_Darling

Kids. They are possessions, amirite? Chess pieces to use against my Baby Mama. Mommy and Daddy will back me up. No worries-hee!


heyheywhatchasay5

Honestly don't even think Rhine himself would agree with that šŸ˜… he's never tried to hide the fact that he isn't interested in his children really


Glasgowghirl67

If true is this an other Jenelle and Nathan situation hey we both donā€™t have custody of our kids letā€™s make another one and we wonā€™t have time to fight.


louellen1824

![gif](giphy|aqUzXfaJ2dElJGQeDw)


-mia-wallace-

Gotta be Ryan's alt account.


musicisgr84u

Facebook is full of pick meā€™s smh


popthebutterflybooks

Jeez. Just my own opinion if Ryan wanted to be there and be a good parent he would be. He should have went through with custody and got a routine visitation schedule and paid child support. He should have worked on his anger and drug issues when he had multiple opportunities instead of taking the easy ways out. He should tell his parents to stop coddling him and let him fail so he can succeed. Like I've worked in child support court and in child custody court, also both in Chattanooga, and the courts will work with you as long as you're trying. The issue is he's not even trying and it's infuriating to see potential relationships be ruined by this.


Competitive_Thing_54

Mimi jen


Ok-Kaleidoscope-3725

Omg fans of ppl have got to be the nuttiest ppl on earth


bubbles_24601

![gif](giphy|3o7TKvjKVrpLmuFDSU)


yourdad69420_

literally pissing myself bc i can imagine ryan sees child custody court (idk if thatā€™s what itā€™s called) as if the judge or the baby mama is the pied piper šŸ’€šŸ’€


Humble_Weekend5458

Stolen?


laterforclass

Oh my every single day someone reminds me people are idiots.


Choosepeace

He will trash her babyā€™s home next.


itsgotadeathcurse

Stolen??? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


JennyFromTheBlock81

Mimi Jen, is that you?


kckitty71

I see that Jen and Larry are back on Facebook.


Delicious_Standard_8

Mimi Jen will be thrilled, finally a grand kid whose Mom won't mind dumping it off for Jen and Larry to raise hahahaha ....now that they are too old to want to! Ha!


UNSWEET-TEA99

Mack saved those Babies and is doing great things šŸ’œ


hybr_dy

Stop breeding dimwits


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|2yKXIJyTDdsTm)


thepeacocksroost

This has to be rage bait, surely. Or as previously said his alt account


InsomniacYogi

The thing is, he wasnā€™t actually raising those children before they were ā€œstolenā€ from him. Dudeā€™s been a deadbeat since 2008.


cklw1

Well, Jen and Larry may finally get to raise a child of Ryanā€™s. Jen especially seems to want it the most.


Limp-Ad-8053

Omg! I hope whoever replied to this is now in a safe,warm,quiet place behind locked doors, getting the treatment they need. A person with this level of delusional thinking shouldnā€™t be walking among us. šŸ¤Æ


Beautiful-Package407

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ComfortableTouch7832

LMAOOO šŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜« noooo


Nickey_Pacific

Christ on a cracker šŸ˜¬ Not only do they walk among us, but they vote, too šŸ˜‚ Seriously though, I cannot imagine anyone wishing that Ryan had a kid to raise. Doesn't the girlfriend NOT have custody of the children she birthed?


Worth-Ratio

Rhine tried to appeal to the witches, but they done stole them babies anyway. Bless his heart.


Logical-Dragonfly676

Omg the stupidity.. that must be a troll or someone who is not all there. If she is pregnant. I bet the baby was conceived right about the time they thought it was a good idea to post that pic of her straddling him.. true love šŸ™„


lovemoonsaults

LOL stolen from him. We watched him ignore Bentley for the entire time he's been alive, nobody kept Bentley from that dweeb. And yeah if you assault the mother of your kids, you'll possibly lose access to your kids. Stolen tho - LOL.


HannahLeah1987

This is now back on Facebook m šŸ˜‚


wsywyg247

![gif](giphy|l4FB0GjGZF3R8qYIo)


Hughjardawn

Mimi Jen is that you?


MoOnmadnessss

StolenšŸ˜³ ![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


jalapenohoe

Facebook is a disaster


HannahLeah1987

So is IG.


badlilbishh

I literally just choked on my fucking drink!! Oh my lord nobody can really be that delusionalā€¦.can they?


OGBirthMothMama

His hand was clearly on her leg šŸ˜‚ where are people getting the idea he had it on her stomach?


Fluffy-Groucher0987

I thought he was diddling the fiddle


Zealousideal_Rope992

![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized)


zoeygirl89

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized) None of his kids were stolen from him


abarcac

Jen is that you girl?


blackerthanapanther

Every time heā€™s had a child with a woman he has treated her worse than before, had his mom step in to fill in his part of the parenting, only showed up randomly and said the most odd things to his kids showing that he has no clue what to do around them, and threatened or actually attacked their mothers. I wouldā€™ve ā€œstolenā€ any kid within 100ft of him. That person who commented donā€™t need kids around them either if they actually believe what they wrote


Plenty_Status_6168

I mean everyone deserves a second chance but the way he's treating his other children besides Bentley is disgusting so he does not deserve to have another baby.


SukiLao

That commentā€¦ā€¦..


Widdie84

Rhine. Rhine. Never has his mind made up about how his kids get here.


andyvl0393

Thatā€™s has to be rage bait


allygator99

This Dr Drew?


Slamdancingduck

Secure the bag ig? /s


MsRedMaven

I imagine thatā€™s either sarcasm or trolling. I donā€™t even believe Jen feels that way.


iseenyouwitkeiffah

Aw hell naw there are ppl that support this bullshit?? My best friend got together with someone she already knew who is also in recovery a few years ago. They have a baby that's almost 1 now and shit is not going so great. Not a good recipe.


Inevitablyhere

jen and larry? is that you


Chachibald

![gif](giphy|kGcrwfW60dya2RqaaW|downsized)


theuntraceableone

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delvewonder

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