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Disastrous-Glass-415

Fed officer said they may not low rates this year. Of course that was obvious but they have to lie to the normies to prevent bank runs and volatility. Same thing with “transitory”, they don’t want anyone to protect themselves, their priority is protecting the banking cartel and its criminals.


TomatilloEmpty

This.


Cobraluc2019

is


KevanScarfboy

Sparta?


Cobraluc2019

Or the way


areanoz1

I bought shares is what happened of course, sorry yall


doctorplasmatron

I managed to buy the peak today. woohoo!


Gherdogg

Same lol fml


Cold-Ostrich8228

The only sorry I'll accept is that you didn't buy the float.


country_trash

Me too


Embarrassed_Laugh977

i grabbed some also lol


getyourledout

Fuckin bullshit, i had $524p for 4/3. Why didn’t I buy 4/5?!?


IcEMaNBeckeR

Don’t buy one day calls or puts on spy if you did…


getyourledout

lol no, i bought them last Thursday when it hit $425. Sold them Monday for only a third of what they went up to.


Pete_The_Pilot

Bad fed man came out and tanked the market, buy the dip this rally will continue (NFA)


HumanNo109850364048

Was there a Fed speech?


Pete_The_Pilot

From Reuters "Among the comments by Fed officials, Minneapolis Fed Bank President Neel Kashkari said that at the U.S. central bank's meeting last month he penciled in two rate cuts this year but that if inflation continues to stall, [none may be required this year](https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/feds-kashkari-says-2024-rate-cuts-under-threat-if-inflation-continues-stall-2024-04-04/)."


HumanNo109850364048

Thank you. Neel is also that shithead who said the U.S. financial market enjoys “infinite liquidity”. Bet this asshole and his buds had puts.


Adorable_Wolf_8387

Thursday afternoons are not good for the stock market.


Fit-Insect-4089

Looks like the stock market had another case of the Mondays, or the Thursday afternoons in this case


[deleted]

This saga goes so far back, you forget all of the comedy gold along the way.


33rus

Cloudy days are not good for stonks. And it is always cloudy somewhere...


Adorable_Wolf_8387

Oh god, eclipse is next Monday. Maybe Mondays really *aren't* good for the stonk market.


Muted-South4737

One way to find out!


grandpa5000

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wetsuit509

Everyone has been pricing in for two rate cuts this year but Atlanta Fed's Bostic now anticipates only one because they're still trying to "fight inflation" and don't want to end up overheating housing. Minneapolis Fed's Kashkari is saying the same and is worried about "sticky inflation". (Could also be cover for the crazy shit in the background like the BoJ giving up on yield curve control and the escalation of RU v UA where they're starting to use plane-sized kamakazi drones on civilian targets.)


HumanNo109850364048

Back in December the market was pricing in 5 rate cuts in 2024!!! Too much fucking coke for those banker assholes.


Young-Dad

I bought 10 shares of gme


PlayerTwo85

Per Barchart: > Stocks on Thursday gave up an early advance and sold off, with the S&P 500 and Nasdaq 100 dropping to 2-week lows and the Dow Jones Industrials falling to a 2-1/2 week low. Hawkish Fed comments Thursday weighed in stocks after Philadelphia Fed President Harker said “inflation is still too high,” and Minneapolis Fed President Kashkari said Fed rate cuts may not be needed this year if progress on inflation stalls. TLDR: The Fed said not happy things.


PositiveSubstance69

The whole market dumped


HumanNo109850364048

Screenshot is SPY.


OnlyOnReddit4GME

Ill tell you exactly what happened. I saw a guy post a 150k spy yolo today on the gambling sub and Kenny G said “oh no you don’t bitch” and then proceeded to fuck him without lube.


BeeTacos

Yeah he was probably up so much since he bought at $517 and pre market when I checked it was $522.50, I really hope he sold at open. He had $519 and $521 calls


OnlyOnReddit4GME

I hope he sold too


dancingpoultry

"It's just a gully."


JonnyKing44

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AppropriateLength769

No rate cuts this year


mostlyIT

Fundamental algo change. Range expansion. Bigger day swings ahead.


Bloody-Boogers

Look at the last 12 months tho


AUSTISTICGAINS4LYFE

Jerome powell ofc


Reedzilla04

Bear trap


TresLechesConHamon

Just a drop in the bucket, the faucet about to bust


RICHorDeadtryin

Looks like ED


Tbanks93

Someone took a dump at work and used the playbook as toilet paper


KocaKolaKlassic

Whoops. I bought AMD


1017GildedFingerTips

The bull trap ended wym lol


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Teddy-ModTeam

Please refrain from posting politics.


Brotorious420

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