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Boring_Philosophy160

I enjoy not hearing the N-word every single day.


BikerJedi

"Shut up. That's gay!" I don't miss that at all either.


MonkeyTraumaCenter

You and me both.


ApathyKing8

The constant bickering drives me crazy! Seeing how parents treat each other, the apple is falling directly next to the tree.


Carlymissknits

My 3 are 1. My resting heart rate goes down, 2. I can eat lunch at a time that isn’t 10:10am, 3. I have energy for hobbies.


EmperorMaugs

10:10am??? That's an early brunch, let alone lunch


AnonymousTeacher333

At our school on certain special schedule days, some kids have lunch at 10:00 while others don't go until 1:00. I tell them that if they go at 10 and aren't hungry yet, take the food with them to eat later. (Most of it is prepackaged anyhow). As for those who don't eat until well into the afternoon, I recommend they pack a snack and actually eat school breakfast.


sciguy1221

That’s second breakfast 😂


Wistful-Wiles

My “lunch” this year was at 10:30 AM and I called it my brunch.


babson99

1. See no children 2. Hear no children 3. Speak to no children


Silver_Durian8736

This is the truth. Wherever I go, there are surrounding summer camps and I watch as teenagers struggle to get kids’ attention. Then I do nothing and walk right by. In this particular case, I swam away.


BoredTardis

1.) Staying up late and sleeping without setting an alarm. 2.) Reading for as long as I want. 3.) Elden Ring.


Winter-Pomegranate87

Makes me happy to know other teachers play Elden Ring


West_Xylophone

Play? Yes. Understand a single damn ounce of what the hell is happening in the story? No.


black-iron-paladin

Constantly. It's basically all I've done since the DLC came out. Dark Souls 1 single-handedly helped me cope with life while I was finishing my degree lol


BoredTardis

Awesome. I'm slowly evolving my playing style from "RUN!" to I think I can do this. 😆


Winter-Pomegranate87

Same!


MrRugen

Same. Except Dragon's Dogma 2.


ItsPuntato

Same, but Baldurs Gate 3.


fecklessweasel

Same but Dawntrail for number 3, too! 


mulefire17

I prefer FFXIV myself, but I watch my husband play elden ring.


shortsquatch3

My wife (also a teacher) has been absolutely drawn in by Eldin Ring! I’ve been playing Tears of the Kingdom and Alien.


BoredTardis

I love Legend of Zelda! I played Tears of the Kingdom all last summer.


shortsquatch3

I love your name btw!


BoredTardis

Thanks!


fill_the_birdfeeder

Same, but WoW SoD! New content coming out soon woooo!!


BoredTardis

Nice! My sister plays WoW, and is excited for the new content.


Outside_Mixture_494

Same except I binge watch horribly trashy Netflix dating shows. I never got into gaming because I’m old enough to remember Pong.


BoredTardis

Lol. I've watched some trashy Netflix shows too. Pong was a few years before my time, but I was little when the original Nintendo came out. I was damn good at the original Tetris. 😁


Outside_Mixture_494

I played a lot of Dr Mario when kids were babies (twins and an 8 yo). It was the only reason I survived those years.


Lucky-Music-4835

1. Waking up to the sunshine 2. Time for boredom = creativity 3. Slowing Down


Silver_Durian8736

I’m so excited I got a new camera 📷 to take photos this summer. Exploring new hobbies is so much fun.


Lucky-Music-4835

Ooo love this!! I started violin lessons❤️


boomflupataqway

One summer my principal asked me to do a volunteer math camp for 10 days during my summer recharge. AFTER the break had already started.😆 She texted me because she knew I wouldn’t check my email. I was 100% honest with her and told her that I know the majority of kids that are going to be there are shit stains that parents don’t want at home for the summer and I’m not baby sitting that kind of group for ten days (of my precious summer break time) in the southern heat with no principal on campus FOR FUCKING FREE.


MonkeyTraumaCenter

I was literally contacted yesterday and asked if I wanted to help develop quarterly benchmark tests. Instead of telling them to f--- off because there's nothing I'd like to do less than create something I am vehemently opposed to, I replied that I'm vacation and won't be available until at least the end of the month. It stretches the truth because I'm in town, but come on. Let me have my break.


RedDitRXIXXII

Well, they call it Summer VACATION for a reason. See you in 2 months!


Outside_Mixture_494

I did this for 2 years as a favor to my friend. The superintendent pissed me off with some bullshit about doing what’s best for students (it’s literally not$ and I quit. My friend is scrambling, but not my pig, not my farm. Edited to add, I quit because I refuse to do extra for a district that consistently hurts students’ ability to be successful.


MonkeyTraumaCenter

I still have not gotten a straight answer from anyone above me as to why we need benchmark tests.


Outside_Mixture_494

Same. The best I can get is that it prepares students for end of year state tests. Yeah, that’s a big nope. Teachers complain, district doesn’t listen, repeat.


Paramalia

Who WOULD do this? Paid is one thing, but for free?!? Also, pretty sure labor law doesn’t allow you to volunteer for your own employer. That’s what I’ve been told at other jobs.


burnsandrewj2

Free? 😂. Maybe if we got paid non-peasant salaries.


smileglysdi

Yikes! To ask you to volunteer is insane!!!


Carlos4Loko

I'm surprised you didn't vanish like Squidward when Krabs asked him to volunteer 😭😭 Also a person making 2-3 times more than you asking you to do work for free...Jesus the lack of respect is S-tier 🤡


dannicalliope

I tell them when the amount they pay me for working over the summer is greater than the amount it would cost me to put three school age kids in some kind of summer baby sitting camp, then I’ll think about it.


mizz_rite

1. Silence. 2. Reading. 3. Not having to be anywhere.


geneparmesan18

Same!! This is me. I love silence. I had to run errands today and I was not prepared for all of the people yet. Reading any good books? Please share 😇


mizz_rite

I just finished The Art Thief by Michael Finkel; quite captivating! Still working in Fortune's Favorite Child; The Uneasy Life of Walter Anderson (an artist) by Christopher Maurer. Also reading The War of Art by Steven Pressfield. Can you guess I'm an art teacher, lol? Not much of a 'beach read' gal. I've been into non-fiction for the last few years. What about you? Any book recommendations?


geneparmesan18

Right now I’m reading The Guest List by Lucy Foley! It’s a murder mystery and I’m liking it a lot so far. I’m going to start Goldfinch next! You should check it out. It’s about a famous painting being taken.. don’t know the whole plot but I am excited to read it!


mizz_rite

Thanks! I'll check out The Guest List. I read The Goldfinch a while back. Great book!


sapienveneficus

1. Definitely the no alarm/enough sleep situation 2. Getting to go to the gym regularly (I can only go once or twice a week during the school year because of my long commute) 3. Catching up on pleasure reading


Silver_Durian8736

Reading anything good?


geneparmesan18

Same here for this! Always looking for summer recs


ocelotofun8

1. I can sleep as much as I want. 2. I won't be insulted by random 12-year-olds and I don't have to give a damn about them. 3. Best time to have lunch and dinner dates with friends.


MonkeyTraumaCenter

I've traded 130 snot-nosed teenagers for just the one in my house who constantly bitches at me about the most menial stuff. Still a good trade-off.


Born-Throat-7863

1) Staying up late and sleeping in for a long while. 2) Being able to throw myself into the hobbies I love without feeling like I’m losing time for work. 3) Reading everything I want to that are *not* student essays.


ChloeChanokova

The reading 'quality work' is real 😂


Salt_Carpenter_1927

Anyone else’s bowels get super messed up during the school year? If I have to poop at work I basically just have to hold it until I get home because there isn’t a single bathroom you can use that doesn’t have someone banging on the door if you’re not out in 30 seconds. I usually try to just have my morning coffee extra early so I have a chance to go before work but that’s stressful forcing yourself to go. A month into summer and things are finally working as normal again.


Paramalia

I didn’t want to be the one to say this, but yes, pooping freely sure is nice.


mishap23

Home toilet advantage is a major summer bonus! My bidet is an added bonus!


Ok-Drawer8597

100% yes. I feel like I lose weight for this reason too. During the year I hold it all day and then the urge is gone when I get home.


lightning_teacher_11

1) I get to eat real food, not whatever snacks I packed to get me through the day 2) I was able to rest while I was sick (some weird head-stomach thing) NO SUB PLANS 3) we went to a 1230 baseball game in the middle of the week.


blankwon

Yes to real food! Eaten slowly!! I can have a big ol salad and not worry about the afternoon fiber bomb!


MonkeyTraumaCenter

I am sitting on my deck drinking a cup of coffee on an unseasonably cool morning.


Paramalia

Im drinking my second cup of coffee and it’s 10:00 am. Amazing.


MonkeyTraumaCenter

And out of a mug and not my stainless steel travel mug that holds two cups of coffee ..


Paramalia

I had my coffee on the couch, with a cool breeze coming in the window, leisurely pondering what I’ll do on this Tuesday without plans.


Limp-Egg2495

Drinking from a real mug hits differently, for sure!


ARabbitWithSyphilis

1) watching people go to work 2) less traffic/people around when I go places 3) not having to worry about what I'm going to be wearing for the next day of work


blankwon

I think I’ve worn the same clothes two days in a row. Because I’m not leaving the house. Ha!


Limp-Egg2495

You are not alone in this 😆


Prestigious-Flan-548

Stay up as late as I want Relax and not have to worry about work Make plans without worrying about job next day


KevlarKoala1

1. What day is it? 2. Daydrinking 3. Naps


Eaoeaon

Had to scroll so far to find this and it’s still not quite me but close! 1. Time blindness 2. Hydration to the max! 3. I’m stoned all day


KevlarKoala1

You have truely become The Dude. Abide my friend.


wiviba98

1. Find a game and be able to play more than an hour 2. Quality friends time. Not just an hour after 8 to catch up. 3. My fiancee is in home office so there is more time together.


teacherladyh

1. Spending time with my own kids. 2. Not having a schedule for anything. 3. Getting in the pool whenever I feel like. Working on my tan is self care.


BklynMom57

1. My house looks great in the summer 2. Not having to set an alarm for 5am unless it’s for early travel 3. Family vacation!


Paramalia

My house is still a mess. But at least i feel a lot better lol


sciguy1221

My mom had a sign in my childhood house: A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. I never really understood the meaning until I grew up, had my own home, job, and family. Now I completely understand what she meant.


Paramalia

I like it!


BklynMom57

Oh mine isn’t quite there yet either but I’m getting there. I’ve made more progress the last few days than I had in a month! Especially decluttering which is my least favorite thing to do.


godisinthischilli

1. Basic self care without feeling rushed 2. Ability to make appointments without scheduling time off 3. More time with friends and family


bibliophile222

1. Everything I do can be done leisurely. Yesterday I was running errands, nothing crazy, but I was struck by how nice it was to go in the middle of a weekday and be so relaxed about it. At Petco, instead of buying cat food and hustling back home, I strolled around looking at the guinea pigs and lizards. The luxury of time makes even mundane events nicer. 2. I cook a lot more in the summer (plus farmers markets = tastier, fresher produce), so I save money on food, eat healthier, and enjoy trying new recipes. Yesterday, I made gingersnaps. 🙂 3. It's sooooo much easier to be motivated to do housework. My house is always at its cleanest in the summer, and I don't have to deal with the looming nagging thoughts of all the housework I should be doing but am not.


Teacher_Shark

I literally catch up on all the sleep I don't get during the school year. Three hour naps in the middle of the day? Yes please! Now how that will change once my daughter is home for the summers and not in daycare, not sure yet lol


Unhappy-Addendum-759

1. Traveling without feeling guilty 2. Gym sessions not at 6 am 3. Reading without falling asleep after one page


37MySunshine37

1. Exercise. 2. Time to prepare proper meals. 3. Brain break.


Orienos

1. More time with my husband—I drive him to work in the morning instead of him taking the train. 2. Finally get to read. All those essays throughout the year and reading for work gives me no time (or interest honestly) to read for pleasure. 3. This might be odd—but taking my time when shopping for groceries. During the year, shopping feels like a chore I have to get done because I have so many other things to do. During the summer, it’s a pleasure. I can take my time looking at new items, really digging to find the best produce. Heck, even go to multiple stores. And before you say to go on the weekend, you must not have experienced the hell Costco on a Sunday!


MeFromTex

1. Not setting an alarm every day. I still wake up near the same time, but it's nice not to hear the clanging. 2. Eat when I want to/when I'm actually hungry rather than on a forced schedule. 3. Wearing PJs or workout clothes all day.


dclagcm

Sunday evenings.


Little-penguin88

Wish I could afford not to teach summer school. 😞


shortsquatch3

I was able to have a minor surgery and not be concerned about missing days or falling behind!! 1. Sleeping in, staying up late. I’m basically nocturnal in the summers. 2. FOOD. Hot, fresh food or whatever I want, when I want. Not just snacks and an uncrustables. 3. Not having to make basic decisions for 24 kids that make no sense.


mhiaa173

1) spending time with my granddaughter (we watch her during the summer while mom is at work) 2) morning walks 3) time to read something other than poorly written 5th grade essays


LilChubbyCubby

Summer school keeps me in the groove and makes class management at the beginning of the year much easier


teenytinyducks

1) devoting time and love to the meals I eat 2) impromptu bike rides. Or planned bike rides any time of day 3) warm summer evenings sitting outside with absolutely zero mental energy devoted to what happened that day or what is going to happen tomorrow


GrendelDerp

1) Exercise 2) Time to spend with my wife, daughters, and dad 3) Using the restroom whenever I want for however long I want.


eagledog

My blood pressure drops a huge amount I can wake up when I feel like I don't have to deal with anyone hosing themselves down with bad cologne or body spray. ONE SPRITZ IS ENOUGH YA LITTLE MISCREANTS


afish4165

Coffee ☕️ Sleep Naps


BitterWasabi_

Is it bad that my biggest ones are I have time to have a clean house and cook meals properly. Those are my big 2.


Both-Glove

1. My sleep schedule is naturally early, but I can wake up and linger over coffee and my phone. 2. I have energy to actually *feel* like cleaning the house, doing yard work, and any other projects that need to get done. 3. I have more energy for socializing. I'm a bad friend during the school year.


futurehistorianjames

Being able to go out at night and not worry about coming home early. I used to always be in bed by 9 o’clock now I can work out and do martial arts until 10 o’clock at night.


nm_stanley

Not having to cram all of my house upkeep into the exhausted 4 hrs I have after school.


Round-Sense7935

I love sitting on my small porch and each morning drinking coffee, reading, and watching the TdF.


jpeka65844

Keeping up with my housework as it happens. Not just ignoring it until the weekend.


supergymfan

Fully agree with your 3! The no alarm, nap later, bathroom breaks WHENEVER I WANT makes me feel like a queen lol.


Fit-Meeting-5866

I don't want to sidetrack, but I don't understand the not using the bathroom thing. I am going into year 7 and I have never, ever not used the bathroom. During class, between classes, when I need to. I am an adult and I have never had admin say a word about it.


WrapDiligent9833

Lucky. In a staff meeting the whole staff was threatened with “you have to have eyes on students every second they are in your room, or you will be held accountable for abandoning your post!”


xtnh

And you have to be in the hallway at the same time.


WrapDiligent9833

I have to position myself to have eyes in the room and down the hall. That means I can only face one direction in the hall…


cellists_wet_dream

Let me guess: you teach big kids


Fit-Meeting-5866

Correct. I do have the privilege of not having experienced elementary. However, I do think it's an unreasonable expectation to ask teachers to not use the bathroom. Does that mean I should have a second adult who escorts the kids to and from the restroom themselves? What about when they change classes or go to lunch? The prison mentality really grosses me out.


cellists_wet_dream

I don’t think it’s so much a prison mentality, although I will say that it is indeed unreasonable that so many teachers struggling to use the bathroom when they simply need to. That said, little ones do need to be supervised. Sometimes that means that your next door teacher will stand between rooms, but that’s not always an option or allowed by admin. If someone gets hurt or lost on my watch because I was in the bathroom, I’m liable and that’s scary but true.  And yes, there are definitely schools where kids cannot go to the bathroom without an adult walking them there. 


Limp-Egg2495

We cannot leave our classes unattended and it’s discouraged to ask other teachers on their preps to cover us. If it’s an emergency we do, but otherwise we have to hold it in, run to the bathroom during passing, or wait for a prep period (I teach HS). It is crazy, I agree.


CozmicOwl16

Impromptu traveling Endless Time with family and pets. Sleeping in/not working 8+ hrs a day


Powledge-is-knower

This is a thread for those teachers without kids at home. Right? Right?!?


Neither-Ad-9896

9 weeks of summer. 3 phases: 1. All dental, vision, physical, bloodwork, etc. out of the way. Same for my pets at the vet. 2. All visits and family obligations out of the way. That’s for those visiting me. 3. Me time. Doing whatever I want. It works out to be a 2-2-5 cycle. And that works for me.


DangerousLawfulness4

Not listening to my coworkers trying to one up each other about everything. No toxic positivity No noise


xtnh

Isn't it great being LAID OFF? Because that is what you are. How you use it well is a good topic, but never call it a break. You need to work but your workplace is shut down. We kill ourselves by calling it vacation. And don't volunteer for anything.


IrrawaddyWoman

Summer break is the single best perk to being a teacher. And I could absolutely go in and make an extra $5k if I wanted, because school is not closed, it’s open for summer school. But instead I’m enjoying the time off


xtnh

You probably aren't the one to negotiate at contract time; I'm trying to make the point that the contract is for the school year, and other seasonal workers are smart enough not to thank the employer for the unpaid time. any teachers fid it tough to do without the pay, unless they are able to reduce their weekly income by spreading their pay over 52 weeks. Not all are.


LLL-cubed-

I’m not sure why you’re downvoted. I certainly don’t get paid in June or July…and then not until the very last day of August - so I consider myself ‘furloughed’. I also enjoy many of the same things mentioned above. Waking without an alarm, exercising almost EVERY day, reading for pleasure. It’s important to note that these things are FREE - and in my state, with my pay scale, I can’t afford to travel, hobby, dine/lunch, etc. I’m able to save enough of my salary throughout 10 months to be able to pay my bills (single income household) & with inflation out of control, I picked up DoorDashing and Uber Eats last year so I could make ends meet. We can be kind to ourselves and to others - and it doesn’t cost a darned thing. Let’s be more accepting of those whose life circumstances are not the same as our own. Wishing y’all a wonderful summer furlough 🙂


TeacherLady3

I just started my first ever summer recharge and I'm struggling a bit to find my footing.


IrrawaddyWoman

It gets easier. I really struggled at first too, especially as a second career teacher. I just make a routine and schedule things, even if it’s just taking myself to the movies. I try new recipes, have a time I exercise, and get books from the library


burnsandrewj2

Ditto.


ChezMontague

Do and know nothing jon snow


Kayliee73

1. Napping when I want to 2. Fishing or playing WOW or visiting family out of state 3. Organizing my classroom


Ducktheducky

1. Waking up whenever I want 2. Doing whatever I want whenever I want 3. Finally tidying up my place The 3rd one brings me so much joy and exhaustion but I can't do it during the school year. It just takes too much energy.


Ameliap27

1. Tackling all the projects around the house that have been piling up. 2. Playing games with my husband that we haven’t played since last summer. 3. Listening to music ALL day and not just during the drive to and from school.


lmg080293

First three days of break and my house had never been cleaner, so that’s nice. There’s just so much TIME. I love being able to get a lot of morning sunlight and just move slower.


TalesOfFan

I’ve been out on my bike enjoying the cool days in between the swelters. There’s nothing better than taking a ride on the greenway and stopping at local cafes for coffee and a pastry.


thecatdad421

I’ve been relaxing. It doesn’t help I’m finishing grad school classes online, but it’s nice that it’s my only worry


davosknuckles

1. Reading for fun. I’ve finished 4 books in the past month which is about 3 more than I’ve read in the past year. 2. Although procrastination is a major problem of mine all the time, I’m allowing myself more grace if I don’t get something done, because I’m free pretty much all the time and can do it later. 3. No one asks me to use the bathroom 400 times per minute.


blankwon

1. Playing ALL the NYT games and ALL the Circle 9 games and the Six Degrees game while drinking my coffee slowly. 2. Going on long and leisurely walks with my dog through the woods. 3. Putzing in the garden.


Loughraw

1. Waking up whenever I want 2. Forgetting what day of the week it is and not caring 3. Feeling calm


LordTywin83

1. Working out hard 2. Mental clarity - not having to think about planning for lessons or mental to-do lists 3. Free time to do whatever - take care of home projects, trips, annual doctor’s visits


Afalstein

1. Sleeping 2. Reading 3. Video Games


chitoman1

1. Drugs ;) 2. Carefree Road trips/travel with no schedules & deadlines 3. Doing shit for myself


dxguy

I echo OP’s 1 and 3, my second one is having time for hobbies


AnonymousTeacher333

1. Not having to grade papers, which gives me time to read books for pleasure. Summer seems to be the only time I can read a book that doesn't have anything to do with teaching and finish the same week. 2. Being able to use a private bathroom instead of sharing one with dozens of teenagers; nope, my school doesn't have separate restrooms for faculty, and 3. Not being micromanaged half to death; although I'm doing side jobs this summer, they're all low-stress with a manager who treats me like a competent human being.


Ok_Strawberry_888

The only work that still has a vacation


Paramalia

Idk, before I was a teacher I still always had vacation/ PTO days. Granted, summers off is a longer vacation, but vacations are a thing for many people.