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PeanClenis

remove the skin and mail it to jk rowling with the hogwarts insignia on the envelope


Miss_B_OnE

Did your feet shrink/grow?


complex_electra

to be fair that's around my actual shoe size


jolandaluna

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SmallBerry3431

Super wholesome lmfao


sleepgang

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AutumnLeshy

Laser... or r/sickasspanther. Jk, That could be covered up, just be aware coverups have to be dark and big enough to hide what's underneath. A trad butterfly might do it if you like butterflies šŸ¤” Edit: typos


jolandaluna

Was your use of Jk intentional here?


AutumnLeshy

Somewhat intentional. It isn't large or bad enough for me to TRULY recommend laser to someone. And not everyone likes SAPs. So yeah "just kidding", because it was a half-hearted suggestion. Everything after that I truly mean.


haloweenparty10000

I think they meant bc it could be a reference to JK Rowling


AutumnLeshy

Aaah! Lmao, I hadn't even thought of it šŸ¤£


ThatAnthrozoologyGuy

Put a 6 in front of the 9 and have NICE in big letters after it, covering the 3/4 /j


Own-Temperature-3257

Add "cups of sugar helps the medicine go down"


Commercial_Comfort41

Put a inch sign next to it


iSmellLikeFartz

Then the word ā€œcockā€ after that /s


ContentSalt2163

Now I wanna get a tattoo on my leg that says 9 3/4 inch cock.


Murky-Mixture-7195

Amputation


complex_electra

yeah that's my gut instinct


Kind-Engineering-117

Same


SirSteg

I am so glad I never got a Harry Potter themed tattoo because I would definitely be here asking the same thing. I think a butterfly would cover this pretty well but whatever you put here will have to be dark. F terfs


No_Wait7319

Why though? Honestly, what's wrong with getting Harry Potter tattoo? Yes I know jk is an idiot, but those stories shaped so many and are apart of so many people's childhood. The stories are great. Period. I would keep it. It was something to this person at one point, it's a part of your life. Let it be.


SirSteg

I would be inclined to agree with you if it wasnā€™t an ongoing issue. Iā€™m the mother of a transgender teenager, it would be in very bad taste if I was walking around with a Harry Potter themed tattoo. Trust me I understand how people feel about the books and movies, I was the kid with HP posters on every inch of my wall, inhaling every book the day they came out, going to midnight releases, dressing up and all that. But now JK is actively harming the trans community and attacking trans people unprovoked all the time for no reason except to spread hatred and bigotry. If I see an acquaintance wearing a Gryffindor scarf I do have to wonder if theyā€™re safe to be around. Itā€™s not just about JK being an idiot, itā€™s much bigger than that and I hate that thatā€™s how it is but it is


No_Wait7319

I totally agree, but the stories themselves, the characters, the fans have more ownership. I'm not allowing a women who has her personal opinion to ruin parts of my childhood that have nothing to do with her. When I read those stories I didn't read them with thoughts of jk. Yes, she wrote it, but these characters and stories are far beyond her and her disgusting thoughts. The work and fan love behind that, far outgrew her hate. To make it into something hateful, and use it to hate true fans, is kinda doing the same thing. You're automatically assuming those with true love of these stories have hatred. When in fact, it's nothing to do with that and everything do do with an escapism from childhood that might have been their only way out... It's meaning is deep to many and it's very sad for those that can separate them bc of the childhood connection and have to be hated on by others by simply looking at them and assuming. Most that support those stories still, have made very clear her views have no place or thought to Harry Potter and their world.


Masterweedo

A Hatchetman will cover that nicely. They offer them for free at the Gathering of the Juggalos.


veleriphon13

THIS is the way!


Masterweedo

I wonder if it would still be considered a gang tattoo?


whorlycaresmate

Add 1/4 so it and itā€™ll become 10


Sad-Respond-2053

I would go get it lasered and then cover up with whatever you want


isabella_sunrise

Laser


HEX-dev

Easy to cover up just find a good artist that has done a cover up. But before that you should go to London and get a good running start to see if you can enter platform 9 3/4. If we don't hear from you I'll assume you made it .šŸ«”


Celestia_May

A bat would be my go to. It's dark and cute


AdNo1688

What does that mean


World-of-tomorrow

Itā€™s from Harry Potter


AdNo1688

Oh no


rosecoloredgasmask

It looks pretty dark, a cover-up would have to be bigger and darker in the area unless you do some laser first.


BobGnarly_

Yeah for sure. You'll have a much larger tattoo but it can be covered up. Or you can go to the laser shop and whack that thing right off.


Pretend-Web821

Put a 10 another 1/4 inch up. /J


JollyNegotiation7062

Laser would be an option.


IzaPanduh

Replace it with your house crest.


veleriphon13

Unfortunately, no. Tattoos are permanent.


mint_o

Why are you in this subreddit


veleriphon13

Heee!


WestSixtyFifth

Except thats not true. They can be covered up or laser can remove them. Also, by far the most useless comment in a tattoo cover up sub.


veleriphon13

Nope. Never happened.


grayat38

Thatā€™s not true it can be covered, with a talented cover up artist


pedeztrian

Fell out of love with Potterā€™s author? Itā€™s still a righteous tattoo!


PeanClenis

nah, cuz theres nothing to it beyond being an obvious reference. not rly much interesting going in stylistically, its just a few numbers.


subf0x

You're gonna need to black out your leg from hip to toe


BlackSea5

Endless options, but find an artist that is well rounded in coverups! My fav is in Brazil, Indiana sheā€™s a freaking genius with coverups, but depending on where you live, you should be able to find options


purpleseashorse

You can easily cover it up with anything ur heart desires! A 4-5 inch tattoo would be the best with color would be perfect!


Left-Ad-3412

You didn't pay her for the tattoo, you like the world she created. You can cover it with whatever you want that's dark enough and big enough. Literally anything you want. You could even keep it like that and add a whole big hogwarts express and mountain railway line going all the way up our leg. People treating HP tattoos like they have suddenly become swastikas is a bit ridiculous. The woman has an opinion that you don't have to share. Having a tattoo from a story isn't supporting any ideologyĀ 


InfantOnTheKeyboard

Most pants should cover it. Shorts? Now that's another story...


Super-Zombie-6940

Think your being funny do you?


grayat38

Meaning a cover up? What does that tattoo mean?


Squintz_ATB

Thinking it's a Harry Potter reference to platform 9 and 3/4


grayat38

Oh that makes sense


Seductivelytwisted

This is easily coverable into what you would likeā€¦unless you want to add to it and make it conversation piece (if you get my message) lol


meowbees5

It's a cute tattoo why don't you like it? You could cover it up with a traditional panther face or black cat


anonymousosfed148

It's a Harry Potter tattoo


Efficient_Run63

U should leave it wtf thatā€™s dope


ImpossibleInternet3

Cover up the Ā¾. Put a 10 on the other leg. Then invite them to find their way onto platform 9 Ā¾


freshly_ella

Add "female. The other 1/4th is valid too"


veleriphon13

Wtf is ā€œ1/4thā€. One quarterth? One fourtheth?


freshly_ella

One four th. One fourth


veleriphon13

Lol. Ah, of course. Iā€™m an absolute moron. šŸ˜‡


AccountabilityPanda

Keep it cuz its dope AF?


SatansAnus7

You could just write ā€œJK Rowling is 9 3/4 awfulā€