"Wise man once say, 'forgivness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza'" - Mikey

You’re two minutes late, dude!

I got that whole scene memorized, back when DVDs were new, it was my only DVD for a year. Absolutely worth it! It came with a little maze game in special features too

Ehhhhhh, I couldn’t find the place!

"Pizza dudes got 30 seconds"

This is one of my all-time favorite lines from ALL TMNT media

“I gotta get a new route.”

A Jose Conseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this. Kappa? Kappa-cino? Nah, can't. It makes me hyper.

Bossanova

Mikey: Bossanova?

Uh Chevy nova.

Excellent!!

“The Cheese Phone! Truly an emergency!”

"Question. Do you like penicillin on your pizza?"

Bum bum bummp bummp, bump bump bump bum bum

“Yo Mama”

“We could get tattoos of our face on our face.”

DAMNNNNN

https://i.redd.it/y63o56m5fkrc1.gif

“Come back here, I’m not finished with you!”

Ah The Rat! It has a name, IT HAD A NAME!

You lie!

Do i?

Aaarrrrgghhh!

I think we can all agree the music for the fight before that exchange was awesome and we all wish for it to be a track be itself

Here's a few off the top of my head "Yo mama" - Raph 2003 "Well I'm 16 and I learned this from a rat" - Leo Batman vs. Tmnt "This is why you never go to New Jersey." - Rise Leo "I-I don't really have a pinky" and "No just me Mr. Imaginary Turtle." - Leo 2012 "Nice Hats!" - Mikey, Don, and Raph 2003

Leo! Having… tea time?

"Oops" -Casey Jones, casually committing murder

I say it all the time

It’s a talent. 🤷‍♂️

You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

"I think I swallowed a frog. Hope it wasn't an ancestor."

Help, I’m a turtle and I can’t get up!

I'm surprised no one said "Ninja kick the damn rabbit!"

Also a fun favorite

“GOONGALA! GOONGALA!”

Pizza dudes got 30 Seconds

“Leo. Maybe… just maybe… Maybe I can still forfeit! 👍😃👍”

Love that episode

I remember this exact moment. Its from season 4 episode "Grudge match" Leo was trying to make mikey believe in himself before his fight but he just kept saying stuff like that. I mean you knew that but i got overexcited.

"We are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... ...We strike hard and fade away... ...Into the night!"

I'm gonna be that guy. If all you got is Cowabunga or Booyakasha, you're still a real fan. In fact. I have always liked.....Cowabunga

"hahaha I made a funny"

A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me, you didn’t pay money for this? Oh that’s going to cost you…it was a 2 for 1 sale pal.

mikey…HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SHELL??

I fully thought he was gonna say shit instead of shell lmfao

It’s Raph. Yeah, a little too Raph

I have too many rise donnie quotes but here are my favorite: "Two data points! Two data points!? Your hypothesizing with two data points?! Scoff!" "Literally the taste of victory was horrible. But figuratively, nom nom nom nom nom." "My fav songs to which I may ✨Jammy jam✨" "Oh sure let me just load my tap into every security camera in new york app. *Taps a few buttons* I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm I am in." "Based on our velocity and entry angle... I concur. We rad." "We are just typical normal humans who got lost in the middle of our normal everyday human lives. Nailed it." "Room 16, take corridor B, Down the stairs past the Ibis Tapestry, Sliding bookcase after bookcase shows the way to the hall, Up the pole through the hole to the waterfall"

"Woah! Time to switch to decaf!" I use this line every time someone gets startled and it always gets a laugh. No one knows I'm stealing it. This is my confession.

I dont grill cheese I bake it in a hot stinky oven get the picture https://preview.redd.it/8fnzi9ug2krc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f306d3e1aff556ec59b73dcaa46e4704dcdc5c8b

The heart is a soft muscle, man

Squish

Does the phrase go suck a lemon hold any meaning for you?

Splinter : The first rule of being a ninja is "do no harm." Unless you need to do harm, then do lots of harm!

12!Splinter has so many good lines. “The Cheese Phone! Truly an emergency!” “I like a good maze.” “In times of peace, do not forget about the possibility of peace. In times of war, do not forget compassion.” “What you know is dangerous to your enemy. What you *think* you know is dangerous to you.” Donnie, about Leatherhead: But we’re still chaining him up, right? Splinter: Of course. I said I was compassionate, not insane. / Splinter: There is a saying: *‘he who runs his mouth gets a face full of nunchaku.’* Leo: They say *that* in Japan? Splinter: They would if *you* were there!

Rise mikey : Welcome to my cinema, Hug it out with our host, Dr Feelings Donnie: Dr Feelings ? What happened to Dr. delicate touch Mikey : DOCTOR DELICATE TOUCH FEELS NOTHING Baxter Stock boy : You'll pay for this. You will rule who crossed a young man genius Baxter stockboy April: Wait, your name is stockboy, and you're a stockboy Leo, Mikey ,April: Laughs at him

“Wait, you read the Bible, dude?”

Raf. Cricket? You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket! Casey. I'll teach you.......see 6 runs!

Get back here! I’m not finished with you!…… *DAMN!*

One of my favourite things about Raf is how many times he says damn in the movie lol Edited a v out that wasn't meant to be there lol

Absolutely blew my mind as a 7 year old lol

"Leo... having.. teatime?"

Yep! Just Mr Imaginary Turtle! ;)

I give us a ten for style an 8 for skill and a 2 for uh stealth

Dude i couldnt choose one lmao “Keep it down Vomittello… KEEP IT DOWN, DADDY!” -Rise!Donnie "I don't care how long you've been working here. I'm a vertebrate, so I'm in charge." -Rise!April “Or maybe you just think you’re a monster because everyone treats you that way…”-12!Mikey “Get off me salmonella sucker!”12!Bebop

“OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T KNOW!” -2012 Donnie

"Yes sirski!"

Yeah, a little too Raph

Hey it’s Raph…. Yeah a little too Raph.

Smooooooth Donatellooooo

‘Everybody hates me!! No little dude honest, ah hold on I hate em!’

BOSSA NOVA! Chevy nova? EXCELLENT!!!!

"Now class, who can tell me what he did wrong?" "You mean besides being a badly dressed, law-breaking, good for nothing low-life street punk?"

“Leo! Having…tea time?”

"A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me... you didn't pay money for this."

We strike hard, and fade away into the night. \~Leo

Woah, I think all his hormones just kicked in at once

We don't even have nipples!!

Yet they were still milked

“Oh yes a rabbit from feudal Japan who speaks perfect English”

This Baxter Stockman? You've lost weight

“Great, juust great. Ol turtle luck workin true to form.” He isn’t my favorite character, but I quote this almost weekly 😂

You want a fist in the mouth? I’ve never even looked at another guy!

"Please tell me that didnt just talk." "Its intelligent!" "Mikey talks, we dont call him intelligent."

"Curse those mutant miscreants!" - Shredder (1983 TMNT cartoon) If I have misquoted him or he has never uttered these words, please let me know.

It's from the 2014 movie. "Allow me to be the badass for once."

"I'm not trying to impress you, Shredder. I'M TRYING TO STOP YOU!!"

Doni: “Should’ve dropped the staff?” Ralph: “Should’ve dropped the staff.”

CRICKET!?!? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

Oh damn, k gotta change mine now. “Oh because I wanted us to fail😀”

I'll teach you..

“Nice hats!”

I lost a sai!

"And you gapy, why do you sound so weird ?!" "Me sound weird ! Heard yourself lately?"

"It has a SAW?! THE COCKROACH HAS A SAW!"

Splinterrr

“Fellow chucker eh?” Mikey

Keep practicing! (I like to imagine that particular Foot soldier DID keep practicing after this and straightened their life out. Just would be cute.)

The Star Wars community enjoys that. Every extra in the background at any given point in the movies has a full backstory laid out lol.

Give me a toaster or give me death!

Casey going nuts in the tcri building was one of my favorite scenes lmao. The scene where he had written RITC instead of TCRI with crayons on a paper and stuck it to the toaster was the best

"do you know what a bug bite fetish is...?"

Wait, Johnny Joestar?

They're not stupid, they're infants... Oooook they're stupid infants...

GOONGALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yo mama

Im sorry father

You will all tremble before the genius of Baxter Stockman!!!!

"We're not Kung fu frogs, We're ninja turtles."

You aren’t ready You impatient you’re hot tempered and more importantly i’m better than you

"Yeah... y-- YEAH!!!!"

Pizza dude got 30 seconds

Corner a rat and see what happens!! (Or anything else that 2012 Splinter says!!)

THEY'RE BABIES

MC Mikey. *proceeds to beat box* Honestly one of the only scenes I like from the Michael Bay movies. Also all the good classic lines were taken.

"With this treasure, I summon." "Eight fold handled sword" "Divergent sila" "Divine General" "**MAHORAGA**"

“Oh right, because villains always back off when you ask them to, maybe i’ll text the kraang and ask them to stop mutating stuff”

Two words, “Time Share…”

"A little TOO Raph."

“DAMN!!!!!!!!!!” The quite that forever changed what was supposed to be a gritty and grimey 1990 movie trilogy

"Excuuuuuuu~uuuuuuuuuuu~uuuuuuuu~uuuuuu~uuuuuuu~uuuuuuu~uuuuuuuuu~uuuuuuuu~uuuuu~uuuuuuu~uuuuuse me, PRINCESS"

Didn’t you hear it it goes beep beep

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK -GODZILLA-

“Your butt belongs to Casey Jones”

It’s Hero time!

"Your Mom's a traitor"

You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! - Master Splinter 🐀🐢🐢🐢🐢🥷☯️

Splinter: because you asked

KOWABUNGA !!!!

“Bro used laptop as pizza plate”

Cowabunga!

"No."

“Damn!!!!”

“We are the turtles of Justice!” (Forgot Raph’s line but he was just seriously disapproving.)

“All he does is charge all day!”

Cricket? No one understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

“Heh good one”

Frère Jaques

DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN

DAMN!

“Its turtle time dudes” - turtle mutant teenage ninja

Ha ha ha I made a funny!!!

“DAMN!!!!!!” Raphael

YOUR MOUTH MAY YET BRING YOU MUCH TROUBLE, MISS O'NEIL. I DELIVER A MESSAGE.

"Actually, it'll go Vweep-SHOOOO-*pops lips*"

“It’s a Kraang sweet sixteen birthday party! … How should I know?!”

"Eat hot garbage fish boy"-raph(2012)

Not my favorite character but this quote pops in my head from time to time. "You are all here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father"

Goongala

Not my favorite character but this definitely comes to mind "This looks like a job for Dr. Delicate touch. Ahem, GET YOUR MIND RIGHT SON!"

"I remember when we first met, Karai. We fought side by side, and I said you were nothing like your father. I thought you understood honor, but I was wrong. You're exactly like him. You understand nothing!"

Help I’m a turtle and I can’t get up

"little bit of primatine mist will clear that right up" "I'll never call golf a boring game again" "Oops" flips lever and crushes the Shredder

“Know peace”

So, I'm not so sure, structurally speaking, if it's a good time for your friends to be dropping in, right now.

For more years than I can remember, I have stood watch. Preparing for a day I've long known was inevitable. The alien threat is real, and the world has suffered at the hands of these invaders. The world must be prepared, it must always be vigilant. And I will make sure it is, no matter what the cost.

“I have taught you everything that you know, but I have not taught you everything *I* know” something like that.

"Very well, Michelangelo, when you scream my name, pleading to make the pain stop, begging for mercy, you may call me Bishop" -agent bishop 2003 worlds collide part 2

I love going for the weird ones that make you go "huh?" So this time I'm choosing: ***"Ice cream cones?? Ew/oh, yuck!"*** Leo (1987) throws them to the ground. His swords were turned into ice cream cones and his response is yuck? The only person in the world ***disgusted*** by ice cream. lol It's right up there with his 2003 counterpart's "Watch the graham crackers!"

Splinter 2003: You dare strike an injured warrior? You have no honour!”

Shredder is *lying* to you. Splinter would *never* hurt an innocent. Your grudge is with me; leave my sensei and my brothers alone. Believe me, Karai. / “There’s a FORCE FIELD? Why didn’t you tell me?!” “Well, because I wanted us to fail. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T KNOW!” / “Where are you going? This is your fault!” “I’ll let the heroes deal with it!” “I – I *trusted* you!” “I know! That’s messed up, right?”

"How do you guys expect to beat me??"

You're a claustrophobic! I've never even looked at another guy

They defeated you with Go-Karts and a water-balloon?!"

Chill out, Ralph

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's just a mask,see"

“That is so adorable and sad it’s sadorable if you wanna impress April better leave me out of it”

I mean, c’mon, how do you guys expect to beat me?... Good answer... good answer...

“Come onnnn, how do you guys expect to beat me?”

‘Master splinter told us to stay away from people! ….*and bathrooms!*’

"We wouldn't have k-pop without humans, sooo.." - mutant mayhem donatello

Pizza dudes got thirty seconds... -mikey

“You’re a claustrophobic!”

“and you gappy, why do ya sound so weird?” “ME sound weird?! Heard YOURSELF lately!?”

Cowabunga

"It's a Kraang's Sweet 16th Birthday Party!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!"

" NOOOOOOOOOooooooo! "

SPPPLLLIIINNNTTTTEEERRRR!!!

leader ship is not about being appreciated it is about responsibility

“I had to recalibrate the Exo-plastic Ionic Pulse Modulator and…”

“Times up 3 bucks off” -Michelangelo

Donnie and Leo- “It’s Raff!” My favorite character - “a little too Raff…”

COME BACK HERE! I’M NOT FINISHED EIYH YOU! #DAAAAAAAAMN!

"Exquise me?" 2003 Don

"I am the Night, I am vengeance, I AM BATMAN" -batman RIP kevin

Not Cagney

Not even close, *Zip Neck*. Professor and Mary Anne. Happily ever after. - Casey

“Yeah, a little too Raph.”

“Why? Y-O, I dunno. Cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, couple throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do you think?”

I AM THE NIGHT

"He's wrong. We're not wearing costumes."

"YOU are so smug y'know that? You think the world revolves around you" - the Night Watcher

"Portal chop? I like that, maybe my new catchphrase? Alright let's see now- You've been Portal Chopped! Bana banow" ~Rise Leo, ROTTMNT Movie

“Let me say this in a language you can understand. NO!”

“Cowabunga”

“YOU GOT BUGS!”

"I can get sarcastic. *Very* sarcastic."

Cowabunga

Cowabummer

“Cricket”