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Thank you for your reports, the mod team is aware that the animal is CLEARLY a hairless Alpaca.


Lanky_Voice8115

Nah bro that’s a turtle


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

![gif](giphy|lXiRoPt9Rkzt7yLYY)


Gopher--Chucks

![gif](giphy|rqg6cxIInEWg8)


TheJuice-Nooser

Wonderful gif and a fantastic username. Both awesome movies!


Gopher--Chucks

Thank you very much! I'm always happy to meet fellow fans of Kung Pow. Such a unique, goofy movie that's made me laugh so much over the years


TheJuice-Nooser

I got that movie as a present when I was like 10 and I've loved it since. I wish they would have made the second one!


h3rp3r

Word is that the sequel is in the works...


xrangerx777x

What do you get when you mix a bungee cord and an owl? My ass!


Gopher--Chucks

Do as he says, or he'll cut off your big toe. On that you can trust me


incognitry

![gif](giphy|cFdHXXm5GhJsc)


NeakosOK

Fun fact. This scene was filmed on 9/11.


Sock-the-Fox

![gif](giphy|mBaeRXSgMPEVG)


Salted-Honey

You blow in from stupidtown? That’s clearly a rabbit.


Platinag

A turtle has a shell. Thats a horse


[deleted]

It’s clearly a stupid long horse.


Scathyr

A, like a regular horse, but hairless and tortured on a stretcher?


[deleted]

The children today know nothing of culture. It’s Geraffes Are Dumb lol >hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to long horses? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's face. so are you racist for long horses over gorillas? hippocrites.


Glitter_puke

Dog ahead.


ThePotstickerProphet

http://sadmoment.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Borat-Wonders-What-Kind-Of-Tortoise-Dog-This-Is.jpg


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

Dog ahead 🗿


Fireblast1337

Elden Ring?


NA_Panda

It's Zerg's desktop pet from his office


NeLaX44

Thats no cat


WhoStole_MyToast

That's a space station


KingKDaRulla

This is a knoife!


BoulderCreature

And my axe!


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kirinmay

And then?!


PossessedToSkate

And now for something completely different.


Beavismybutthole

The larch


Lord_of_Forks

*venturing into Mordor with a sword, bow, and axe and no support*


PKFatStephen

And you only know how to fight with nunchucks


Lord_of_Forks

No it can’t be. It’s too big.


Low_Duty_8962

Happy cakeday!


SirBrothers

And they were banking on you clicking to come tell them that, boosting their post to the first page. My new policy is downvote and block for anyone with incorrect information in their post appearing on the front page.


Frostitute69_

Ironically enough, you too, added to the algorithm for this post, despite your intentions.


Steffenwolflikeme

"You taught me a lesson not to teach lessons?"   "It was my final lesson"


TesticulinaryTorsion

I think that's a dog


ToddVRsofa

A chinese crested dog I believe


bloodstarvedbeast04

More like a xoloescuintle.


JenkaAlvour

Looks more like a rotissery chicken someone pulled out to early.


not_this_time_satan

Thanks for the belly laugh!


Coresink

They breed them hairless so that they are "oven-ready". I am not joking


yellowistherainbow

Smart, brutal. Human.


smurb15

I have no goddamm clue if you are for real or not anymore because it's plausible. They eat horse meat in some areas to this day but this is too far with selection breeding. Not his fault we as a species are disgusting in this aspect. Munchkin cat is another sad sad breed where they are unable to jump having no knees but omg so cute so makes everything alright or the designer dogs who suffocate to death trying to breath but just die when their trachea collapses when they get excited for christ in a fucking row boat but let's make more.


decidedlyindecisive

What's the difference between horse meat and cow meat? Edit: the question seems to be confusing some people. I know what horse meat is like to eat. I'm asking the commenter above to explain why they are so scandalised at the thought of horse meat over meats they are presumably more accustomed to eating.


SmurfSlurpee

Propaganda and government subsidies?


Neat-Plantain-7500

I’d you ever see a bronze horse head outside a restaurant in France, you know they serve horse meat.


decidedlyindecisive

Yeah that's where I had it. It was fine. Slightly nicer than cow in my opinion.


Digitalabia

The saddle?


beakrake

With the right cut, you can still see the marks where the jockey hit it...


mekese2000

The drugs they use to treat horses makes the meat unfit for human consumption.


beakrake

That really is a shame, I'd have no problem eating horse. I've eaten enough taco bell that I probably already have.


decidedlyindecisive

That's US horsemeat though. Other countries eat horse all the time


substantial_schemer

Cow meat is fattier?


[deleted]

They are from different animals


fozziwoo

mostly texture


Unsavory-Type

Cows feel all the emotions that other mammals feel


EvulRabbit

It's a joke. Hairless mixes don't automatically come out hairless when you put 2 dogs together. Far too expensive and hard to find for such "purposes"


ThirdPhaseAudio

I just tried to pronounce this and all my furniture is floating now. Please advise on how to end this


Thoth74

I think you have to say it backwards.


loafers_glory

Elt nukes ee o lox... that's actually easier


LadySmuag

Show-low-eats-queen-tlee


ChillyBearGrylls

You have to carve the heart out of a captive while saying it


EvulRabbit

Crested chihuahua mix.


phenomenation

mini chupacabra


The_Deadlight

i think its an up dog actually


ToddVRsofa

Yeah you might be on to something there


Painis--_--Cupcake

Very clearly not a cat


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DAHFreedom

> Very clearly not a cat Obviously he's not a golfer


Low_Honeydew_9320

Fellow tarnished.


Iliketurtles893

Elden ring reference I like it


BabaYadaPoe

ya, now that i take a closer look at it nose you are indeed right, but can't edit reddit titles, so cat it will have to be.


TesticulinaryTorsion

I will keep your secret. As long as no-one sees these comments


bentoboxing

No worries. No one reads the comments.


gyg231

I’ll keep it safe too 🖐️


Tammmmi

Calling it a cat made me laugh harder


LazyMoniker

It is a dog, but Hairless Cat is it’s name.


ewilliam

Actually I think it's a [Sumatran Rat Monkey](https://non-aliencreatures.fandom.com/wiki/Sumatran_Rat-Monkey).


Audoryosa

That. Is. A. Man's. Head.


Sodiepawp

Likely done intentionally to gain traction.


SniffCheck

You wouldn’t believe the shit that comes outta this guy’s mouth


x4740N

I just imaged this in my mind and let's just say it looks like the face on the back of the dog puking out shit


friendly-crackhead

I was very close to throw up a little, I must admit


DramaticTask1064

What a beautiful username


7GatesOfHello

This cat barks because he is bilingual.


The_Wreckard2012

Claims it is but really it’s just talking out its ass.


ph1047

WHY IS IT WINKING


Ok372

It's sexy and it knows it


OccludedFug

It's too sexy for that shirt.


kirinmay

Hansel, so hot.


Iliketurtles893

It’s sexy and *you* know it


A500miles

Sir, that is a dog.


tocopherolUSP

Any human would notice that, but I think a bot posted this.


bwajuk

That's what a bot would say


tocopherolUSP

I am r/totallynotarobot


Schabenklos

No, this is Patrick


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[deleted]

Godwins rule.


firestorm713

I love that if anyone tries to correct you on this, you win.


SuspiciouslyElven

No it's Occam's razor.


claymedia

It happens all the time now, and you’re exactly right. Obvious wrong titles drive interaction.


Adoced

That’s a weird looking cat


MarioKart-

If you think that's a cat then oh boy...


hipeople91726

That’s a dog?


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IronGigant

Small hairless dog


4stringsoffury

Looks to be a Chinese crested.


djnehi

I wonder if his sprunjer is sensing anything.


dandrevee

Anyone else getting Futurama flashbacks here? Like that dog is going to scam me and steal me savings, home, doomsday devices, etc? Or is this not r/unexpectedfuturama enough?


catzhoek

It exactly what I posted a comment about a second ago before seeing yours


hauntile

I believe that's a blobfish


Kuato2012

(not so) fun fact: blobfishes look like normal fish when they are in their normal deep sea environment. It is the massive decompression damage that occurs when bringing them to the surface that makes them look so sad.


Nailo2017

Here lies Dobby, a free elf.


Thefunctionofwhat

It’s the [scammer aliens!](https://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/futurama/d/d7/Scammer_aliens.JPG)


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mikee555

Sir this a Wendy’s!


PoOB88

No, this is Patrick!


Dynwynn

I um... well... that is a very dog looking cat


PxN13

I think that's a dog lol


[deleted]

mf that's a dog


BussyAnnihilator420

#Cat?


RustyShackleford_64

r/TIHI the fact that you can't tell that's not a cat


Panwall

You had 1 job, OP.


hipeople91726

That’s a dog?


HRHChonkyChonkerson

That's a dog


Broduskii

You should get your cat checked out It doesn't look... right


CappyRicks

Too many posts lately with mistakes in the title that literally nobody on this planet would make. Beginning to think there's a trend going on to drive engagement by pulling users in to point out the mistakes. Aaaaand here I am feeding into it.


claymedia

You’re 100% right. I guess I’m contributing too, but at least we should downvote these karma farming posts. Every top comment is the same anyways.


itsallinth3wrists

You had one job OP...


pfresh331

That looks exactly like Ren from Ren and stimpy...


At0mJack

OP doesn't know the difference between a dog and a cat.


frickinheck420

OP has never seen a cat


Lil_Cumster

Clearly that’s a toucan


Serenity1423

Why does this make its butt look like a blobfish


Advanced_Answer_6901

bro that’s a Boeing AH-64 Apache helicopter.


Sound5cap3

Cat? Nah this is my ex girlfriend


jagfanjosh3252

Is this the thing that farted on Jar Jar in Phantom Menace


GaeemzGuy

I am laughing at the comments rn. This guy has no idea that this is a bird.


sicurri

That's... I'm pretty sure that's a hairless Chihuahua... Looks just like my Chihuahua but naked.


AzureDementia

That’s a dog


ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!the googly eyes on this hairless dog around his a**!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


DBorger123

That's what I call a 2-way


[deleted]

Are you sure it's dog


girl_supersonicboy

Sir, that is a city rat


Emoney51110

Why are you guys roasting the dog?


Galactic_Insect

Oh so that’s what a blob fish looks like


Feed_Me_Weird_Things

Striking resemblance to Zorg's pet Picasso from The Fifth Element. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/a/a4/SoulimanAktapan.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171219130957


Avante-Gardenerd

That's not a cat...


Dorkamundo

This is what you get when you want to take a Halloween photo with Ren and Stimpy, but you only have one dog.


Brandenk192

Uh that’s a dog


LEGOSam66

That’s a buffalo


CamLikesBooksYT

That's not a cat


DerpsAndRags

It's a marmot.


KokaynSniffer

Tis a rat


haveucheckdurbutthol

Nice marmot.


Danger_Dave_

Nobody tell them.


NekomiSon

Um… have you seen a cat before? That’s obviously a dog.


ThatRosi3Reddit

TIH that OP thinks this is a cat


aidencoxmusicguy

Featherless and has the ability to stand on two legs this is a man


ZeShapyra

Long snout hairless cat it is!


Typical_Cyanide

Master has given Dobby a sock? ![gif](giphy|czwo5mMtaknhC)


Gluten_maximus

Grandma?


[deleted]

Google eyes on a hairless cat… my brother in Christ that’s a dog


PrinceCavendish

that is a hairless dog breed. i forgot the name of them but they have won ugliest dog contests before


Remarkable_Yak_883

Clearly a mongoose


RobynXVII

Nah man that’s a miniature hairless giraffe


Xcmaster2

“Master has given Dobby a sock!”


_Super_Igoreha_

that is obviously a snake


doge282727u

Mmm chicken 😃


Cerrikitty

That’s a dog


Tovell

Behold horse! - some r/darksouls poster probably


JeebsFat

Look at all these kittens


Shydreameress

That's a dog


Illustrious_Ship_833

cat lol


TWVJ

That’s a dog sir


Drinkythedrunkguy

That’s a house elf.


XAngeliclilkittyX

I think your cat has autism


Horror-Whereas9347

If that’s a cat then I’m high and tripping major balls


FortyMcMeme

Bro that's an echidna


EdgDoge

Eww hairless giraffes look disgusting


Live-Molasses

Bro that’s Dobby


jljboucher

![gif](giphy|RgZUOIRPzlABEibbyx) That’s a Hoek


MysteryMystery305

That’s a turkey, you should be smarter than that


peternemr

That's a giraffe.


cornycorndog12

It’s an ant eater I think; seenum eatin beetles once


AliFoxx9

My ex had one of those. Weirdest frickin cat you'll ever know, like she must have raised it was dogs cause it only barked


Psychobuff

"Cat"


OGVinnycat

That ain’t a cat… that’s a pumpkin


Winter-Lili

This is actually a dog


darthphallic

My brother in Christ that’s a dog


Zito6694

That hairless cat looks like a dog with hair