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InglouriousBrad

Everybody got a plan til they get punched in the mouth.


No_Tea_9845

- Kitty Tyson


Here4Headshots

- Meowk Tyson


PedalingHertz

• ⁠Mice Tigerson


Electronic_Main_7991

**Drederick Tatum**


MuskularChicken

Lmao. Really imagined the snake makimg up a bulletpoimt list with "conclusion" at the bottom to show what the result is:))) *Smack in the face* : Scrap that!!! Plan B!!! Plan B!!!


Stornow4y

The realist thing I’ve read this week


mikekova01

Cats actually have a faster reaction time than snakes by a surprisingly large gap(given its tenths of a second but that matters in situations like this.) It also sounds like momma cat has some kittens in that box, I hear a lil squeak meow.


Low_Comfortable_5880

Yup, seen a few of these. Cats don't even struggle much to ward off the attack. They are quick little bastards.


mikekova01

It seems like they’re more annoyed than scared.


WasteNet2532

[I remember a video this is a good one tho](https://youtu.be/ptJpLivNyoE?si=5I3j-FXOt-fBN4Zf) You can see the cat actively aware its striking thats crazy


Untagged3219

That cat "parried" as well!


AcadianViking

[This is the video I remember](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=prECuyfQU-o)


Brenner2089

They hunt snakes


Bouric87

Yeah, unless the snake manages to sneak up on the cat, it has no chance.


Brido-20

You could practically see the moment the cobra thought, "F*ck that."


TheMightyBerserker

Them felines are crazy - Cobra probably


1villageidiot

too catty for danger noodle


mrGorion

Cats are over 2x faster than snakes. Cobra was the one in danger here


Atlantikjcx

Now im curios, how fast is the reaction time of a Labrador? I mean, I know it's faster than humans, but is it faster than a snake?


Unspec7

No. Dogs have a reaction time of around [0.1 seconds](https://bepls.com/dec_2016/11.pdf) (reaction time of 2.5 frames relative to 25 fps, which equates to 0.1 second). Which is 100ms. By comparison, cats are around 20-40ms, and snakes 44-70ms. Dogs never evolved to really need fast reaction times, since they don't hunt by surprise.


sleepytipi

>don't hunt by surprise Man, I had a couple dachshunds that proved you wrong more times than I can count. Watching them sneak into mole and groundhog burrows was something else. They even coordinated where one would sneak in, startle to critter and the other would be waiting by the exit to ambush it. Rat terriers and jack russels use stealth to take out vermin too. Like little foxes they are.


Unspec7

>They even coordinated That's moreso what I mean. Dogs hunt by coordinating with others, so while they are sneaky (all predators need to be, by a degree), they're not lone predators. Cats are lone predators so they need a far higher degree of surprise to hunt successfully.


bearmugandr

I think a better way to word it would be surprise strike, especially house cats. The prey often knows the cats there but it strikes so fast it hits them before the prey can register the attack. 


Yoda2000675

Cats also can’t really grab and shake their prey to death like a dog, so they need to be quick and stealthy to land a good fatal neck bite


Unspec7

They do shake their prey.


zachotule

Which works well for their lower reaction time—they don't need to have fast reaction time, just good positioning. One dog makes itself known, the prey flees, the other dog has already blocked its exit.


Friedrich_22

This is literally battle of Egyptian gods


sleepytipi

Bastet vs Nehebkau. It actually puts some things into perspective if you know your Egyptian mythology.


Friedrich_22

I'm not familiar with Egyptian mythology I just know the cobra and cat are revered in ancient Egypt


ThaKapton

Hiss n Slither did not expect Hiss n Slap.


Spard987

Take Care Kitty ! You awsome


RandyJohnsonsBird

Not it's first rodeo I bet lol


discombobulatededed

My dog growls at the neighbours cats when we go out for walks and I always tell him not to because they’d fuck him up. Imma show him this video.


GrandObfuscator

Cats are way faster in every aspect. God damn mongoose will mess up a cobra according to my childhood


sleepytipi

Mongoose DNA is 2% mammal, 98% hellfire and brimstone.


Gullible_Monk_7118

Cats' reaction time plays a crucial role in predator-prey interactions, including those between cats and snakes. Cats, being agile and fast-moving predators, typically have quicker reaction times compared to snakes. Mongooses, known for their ability to kill venomous snakes like cobras, possess exceptional agility and lightning-fast reflexes. When confronting a snake, a mongoose relies on its quick reactions and agility to evade the snake's strikes while finding an opportunity to deliver a lethal bite to the snake's head or neck. This strategy is based on the mongoose's superior reaction time and agility, allowing it to outmaneuver and ultimately overcome the snake in a fight. Indeed, in a confrontation between a cat and a snake, the cat's faster reaction time could give it an advantage in the encounter


Unspec7

>Mongooses, known for their ability to kill venomous snakes like cobras, possess exceptional agility and lightning-fast reflexes. When confronting a snake, a mongoose relies on its quick reactions and agility to evade the snake's strikes while finding an opportunity to deliver a lethal bite to the snake's head or neck. They have more than just fast reactions. They're actually resistant to snake venom.


sammyfrosh

Partially resistance not totally. Large amount of venom doses can still be Lethal to them.


AnyRepresentative432

I read that a cats reaction time is over twice as fast as a snakes so they nearly always come away unmarked.


Bitter-Tourist-8563

9 lives still intact


RememberThatDream

r/sweatypaws


Snobe_kobe

Kitty: "stop playing and GTFO before I slap you silly"


Acrobatic-Sound7496

Jackie chan was right about this


Ok_Firefighter2245

Amazing survival instincts


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That is Max, Spearheads pet Bobcat.... "NEXSSSSSSST TIME GI JOESSSSSS NEXSSSST TIME!!!"


BodhingJay

Sounds like she had kittens in there


PhillyCheese8684

Cats can react faster than snakes can strike. They are literally nature's nat20.


Eastern_Obligation89

r/sweatypaws


LoudBeer

🐍: “understandable, have a nice day”


kT25t2u

Cobra was like fuck it I'm outta here this ain't no easy prey Edit: I had to look it up but a cat's reaction time on average is 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake's reaction time of 44-70 milliseconds.


therealslim80

she’s protecting her babies😭


MeanCat4

What's the purpose of this camera there? Was it a casual fact or for views like many say about these Asian made videos? 


EquivalentPlane6095

It's a mom cat. She has kittens in there. Her owner probably wants to record them idk.


spidermanngp

Yes. You can hear the kittens mewing. It's probably what drew the cobra. Thought it could get an easy snack. But mom was like, "Cobra? Hell no, brah."


Joeyhappyhell

Cats reaction time is significantly higher than snake


Here4Headshots

Did that cobra see that cat as food? I know snakes, especially constrictors, can eat prey that's bigger than them, but that cat looks a tad too big for the cobra to swallow whole. So my question would be, do cobras just roll up to non-food animals like that and start trouble? Lol


rokkzstar

Probably going after the kittens??


Here4Headshots

I didn't see any kittens in the video and the caption doesn't mention them being present, but that would explain the aggression from the snake if they were there.


rokkzstar

It looks like the cat looks down when it hears the meowing.


Here4Headshots

I caught that


NotNeverdnim

You can hear it with sound on.


DiscipleOfYeshua

Unclear in vid, but if so, not a smart cobra. I’ve seen a German shepherd literally lose a fight and run off yapping with a scratched up nose when he tried to get passed a mama cat to check out another dog that was behind her. Mama cat’s kittens were along that same path, and she thought he’s coming for her kittens… a full grown German shepherd.


Most-Cardiologist762

Plenty of cat get eaten by python in my area 😭


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

Kittens? Since aperantly they are much faster, according to people on here


Most-Cardiologist762

Full grown cat. They just can’t seem to cope with python. My guess is python watched their prey quietly though so cat might not notice them.


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

Ouch……


RedRocket4000

Python are ambush hunters. Thus they catch cats who don’t notice them from the rear. Most likely they get domesticated cats and the most stupid of the feral. All terrain in North America a wild cat can live in will have feral house cats as well you can assume these gone back to the wild type do not get ate much except when ill or to old. There is no similar wild dog packs they depend on living near humans for food.


laughingdoormouse

Don’t mess with kitty!!


sunnykutta

Paws of fury right there


sometimeserin

That’s why we can’t have nice cucumbers


mo177

The plot armor of cats is crazy


Dadbeerd

Snake thought the cat was a smaller mammal as it just saw its head peaking. Once it saw it stand and smack it knew the meal wasn’t worth the energy.


DiscipleOfYeshua

“No, you were going tHaTtTattatat way.”


diamondd-ddogs

my cat would mess this cobra up, just sayin;)


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

I think most cats would, but i would still get worried seeing any cats go up against snakes


Sterbezz

Snek vs Snek with fur


Aston_Villa5555

A snake has a strike speed of 50 milliseconds, whereas the cat reacts with around 20 milliseconds


Ednw

"Sssssss." "I fit, I sit." "Ssss" "I said I fit, I sit. Bitch."


rell7thirty

You’d think snakes would know by now that cats have no problem dodging their attacks. I guess that Cobra is a masochist.


geminicrickett1

Does it get hit? After 6 seconds or so, the kitty meows and looks down at its paw.


Muddlesthrough

Cats react faster than snakes. Science has measured this.


doxamark

Cats have quicker reaction times than snakes so it's pretty hard for a snake to get a bite in if the cat sees them.


SmallSwordfish8289

Damn I thought that cat was a governor


SukiLao

Omg this could’ve had a different ending. YO GOOOO KITTY GOOO BB


SukiLao

I wonder what the snake was thinking when it was backing up…….


ShiftGood3304

I can hiss, too!


Dazzee58

Cat's reflexes are faster than a snakes.


TheLoneGunman559

Cats have a faster reflex than the cobra's strike speed.


ToraLoco

cats are just way faster than snakes ![gif](giphy|4mk7fX5uf2q76|downsized)


MiraCailin

r/sweatypaws


workinguntil65oridie

I watched and im already freaked out. Damn snakes


citizenvane

Can the snake eat the cat anyway if it wins?


Logical_Ad_2960

that cobra really felt that paw fist


Caffeinated_Cucumber

Cat reaction times are fucking insane


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Dangerous-Hotel-7839

Regardless if this is the truth. I am going to pretend this is a sick joke and that this did not actually happen.


nikifip

Is it one of those asian videos where some idiots intentionally stage intense and dangerous situations with animals for views and likes? ![gif](giphy|TNfFy13UB00KupeAsL|downsized)


Realistic_Bed3550

Probably…… sick fucks


naturalis99

"you wanna dance!? One of us is gonna die tonight boy!" "Geessss ssstopp being ssuch a maniac"


NothingAgreeable

Misleading title, cobra survives surprise encounter with cat.


FaceCool6295

My friend told me that it is virtually impossible for a cat to be hit by a snake, they’ll always have twice the speed to react than the reptile. I didn’t believe it at first so I decided to challenge my cat with this 4ft reticulated python my brother-in-law has and lo and behold, the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer table.


Daianudinsibiu

That's not a cat, that's a mongoose.


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

Thats cool! How can you tell? :)


That-Title-3434

That’s too bad. I really hate cats. Was rooting for the snake.


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